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YOUR FAMILY WAS KILLED A COUPLE OF MONTHS
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AT THE AUTOPSY THING,
THE GUYSAID THAT FROMTHE
CONDITION OF HER LUNGS SHE
MUSTHAVE BEEN DEAD BY
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ANYTHING ABOUT HER
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OTHER THINGS,
THOUGH,
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FLOATING BELLY-UP, ANC MOMMY SYLVIA
HAD TOHUSMEALOT AND TELLME THAT
DEATH WAS JUST NATURES WAYOF
TELLING YOUTOSIT DOWN ANCSHUT
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HER AGAIN. I WISH SHE
WASN'T Deav. BUT IF IT
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LMEAN, IT WOWLO BE REALLY NEAT
IF DEATH Was 6 ,
AND NICE. AND MAYBE
JUST A TINY BITCRAZY.TTHINK YOU'LL FIND LUNCH
VERY INTERESTING, DEAR.
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COMING, HOME WITH ME.
SYLVIA.
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SPEAK 10 YOU. SHESAIP
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THAT NEAN ANYTHING,
TOYOUR
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DOES SHEWANT
HER OLD JOB BACK?
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SURE TOTELL YOU THAT
INO. ANY DAY Now. OH,
YOU THATAPTER SHES HAD THE BABY, YOURE
INVITED OVER FOR A CELEBRATION PARTY.
SHE SAIC SOMETHING ABOUT
(GLOVES. ANDSHEKEPT
GIGGLING. __WHAT WERE YOU DOIN’ IN THERE,
THEN, EH# DIP PUT YOU IN
‘THERE? MAYBE TDID, IT'S BEEN
A LONGTIME AND ME MIND.
DOES WANDER...
THERE YOU ARE, YOU
PRITTY THING, ALL THE TROUBLE
IF SHE'D STUCK AROUND, I COULD
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WITH SOMEWHERE 70 PUT YOU THAT
WOONE WOULD THINK OF LOOKIN,
NOT IF YOU PAID THEM READY
‘MONEY.
STILL, ITS NOTAS IF
OF US ARE GOINS ANYWHERE.
WE HER
TIME, SHE'LL
BE BACK.