91 DIRTY THINGS TO SAY TO

TURN HIM ON & HAVE CRAZY

WILD SEX

Below you are going to find 91

different dirty things to say to your guy
that will make sex a powerfully
satisfying experience for both of you.
This article is actually Chapter 3 of the
Dirty Talking Guide. In Chapter 1, we
discussed why talking dirty to your
man is so powerful…It builds sexual
tension which is vital if your
relationship has become a bit stale. It
also makes sex a lot more intense.
Finally, it keeps you man thinking
about you when you’re not around.
We also discussed some of the ground
rules to make sure you get the most out
of talking dirty to your man, so that you
don’t accidentally freak him out when
you do it and that you talk dirty with
confidence.

In Chapter 2, we discussed how it’s

NOT the actual dirty talking phrases
you use that are most important, but
HOW YOU SAY THEM. Once you
master the proper voice tone,
inflections and body language, you
will feel like you are a superhero with
the ability to turn your man on and
make him act like a horny teenager
without much effort at all.
This chapter, Chapter 3 is going to
focus on the different dirty things you
can say to your man depending on the
situation. As I explained previously,
the type of dirty talk you use when you
are in the bedroom having a night of
naughty, filthy sex is going to be
entirely different to the type of dirty
talk you use when you are in public
together and need to be discreet.

DIRTY THINGS TO SAY IN BED –

FILTHY
The first place everyone thinks of
when it comes to talking dirty to your
boyfriend is the bedroom. If you want
hotter, more passionate and intense
sex, then try saying some of these dirty
talking examples to him.

One quick word of warning: If you

suddenly start talking super dirty after
two years of not doing it once, your
man may get a little freaked out. It’s
much better to start off with slightly
tamer phrases and build up to the
filthy stuff over time.
Now here’s some nasty, dirty things to
say to him:

1. I need your cock!

2. Fuck me hard.
3. Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! – Say it
like you are commanding him.
4. Just like that.
5. Don’t stop.
6. I love being your fuck slut.
7. I think I’m in love with your dick.
8. Holy shit, I’m cumming.
9. I want to taste myself on your
cock.
10. Make me cum baby.
11. I’m dripping wet.
12. I’m about to explode.
13. Oh-my-fucking-god!
14. I’ve never been fucked like
this before.
15. You’re going to make me
pass out with pleasure.
16. I just wanna be your sex slut.
 17. Grab my hair and fuck me
like a dog.
18. I want to feel your cum all
over my face.
19. I want to feel you shoot your
load in my mouth.
20. I’m going to jerk you off until
I get every last drop out of you.
21. Let’s spend the entire
weekend together completely
naked!
22. Fuck me, fuck me!
23. Pound me harder!

DIRTY THINGS TO SAY IN BED –

SENSUAL
Talking dirty is not all about saying
filthy sexy things to your man. Being
more sensual and sexier also works
well. In fact, it’s the perfect way to
spice things up during sex if you have
usually been very filthy and intense.
1. I love you.
2. You make me feel amazing baby.
3. I feel tiny in your arms.
4. That feels so good.
5. I can’t believe I met you.
6. Please, please, Please,
PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it
like you are almost begging him.
7. Tonight is all about you.
8. You like that baby?
9. Mmmmmm, you taste so good.
10. Yes!
11. I want you so bad.
12. I love your body – Say this as
you are running your hands over
his body.
 SEXY THINGS TO SAY AT A
PARTY/EVENT/PUBLIC PLACE

When you’re out in public, you won’t

be having sex, but it’s still a very good
time to talk dirty to your man as you
can build massive amounts of sexual
tension with him…perfect for when
you get home! You will most likely
need to whisper these dirty ideas and
lines in your man’s ears. But if you like
you can also type them on your phone
and then show them to him.

1. I wish we were at home, so I could

do some terrible things to you.
2. Why am I always so horny when
there are other people around?
3. I just want to rip your clothes off
right now.
4. If we weren’t at your friend’s
house, I’d be on my knees with
you in my mouth.
5. I can’t believe we decided to go
shopping when we could be at
home fucking.
6. I think going to the gym together
was a bad idea, all I want to do is
fuck you when I see you sweating
like that.
7. If you don’t stop looking at me like
that, we’re going to have to go
somewhere private.
 8. You know I’m not wearing
panties?
9. I just want you to know I’m
dripping wet.
10. I need you to walk in front of
me so I can see your ass.
11. Don’t look at me like that
when we’re here; it’s making me
so fucking horny.
12. You look really sexy when
you wear that shirt/jeans/top.
13. It’s so hot when you grab me
in public.
14. I can’t wait to get you home.
15. I wore this skirt just for you.

DIRTY FREAKY THINGS TO TELL

HIM IN PRIVATE
If you’re both sitting on your sofa or
just getting ready for bed or even
walking through the woods alone, and
you want to make your husband horny,
then you should try some of these dirty
talking lines on him.

1. I’m so glad we’re alone because

I’ve been having filthy thoughts all
day.
2. Do you know how wet I am right
now?
3. Would it be rude of me to start
sucking your dick right now?
 4. I’m just going to rub your leg, let’s
see how long it takes you to get
hard.
5. I’m thinking of a number between
one and ten. If you can guess it, I’ll
give you a blow job.
6. Do you want to lie down for a bit?
7. Can you help me with something
in the bedroom. – Try sending this
as a message when he’s
downstairs and you’re already in
bed.
8. Now that we’re alone, I need to
feel you inside me.

DIRTY MESSAGES TO SEND HIM

Sending your man dirty sexy
messages when you’re not together is
a great way to keep him thinking about
you and to build sexual tension with
him. You can send these any way you
like (Facebook, text, email, Snapchat,
etc.). These dirty messages will get
you started.

1. I need you so bad right now.

2. Why aren’t you here right now,
I’m so fucking horny.
3. I can’t concentrate at work. All I
can think about is sucking your
dick.
 4. My panties are soaked, get home
quick.
5. Last night was incredible. I can’t
stop thinking about it.
6. What do you want me to wear in
bed tonight?
7. I keep fantasizing about what I’m
going to do to you later.
8. I was thinking about you today.
9. I’m going to give you the wettest
blowjob tonight.
10. Do you want to try anal with
me?

DIRTY THINGS TO SAY OVER THE

PHONE
If you’re currently in a long-distance
relationship, it doesn’t mean that you
can’t have a lot of fun with your man.
Phone sex can make for an excellent
replacement, and these dirty talking
examples work great. Chapter 6 of the
Dirty Talking Guide is all about phone
sex, and it will teach you exactly how
to be the queen of driving your man
wild over the phone. Check it out here.
In the meantime, here are some lines
that work great over the phone.

1. I love masturbating while talking

to you, but what I really need is
you, here, fucking me.
2. I’m blushing just saying this, but I
miss your dick so much.
3. I wish I could just clone your dick,
so I have something to remind me
of you.
4. Why can’t we just quit our jobs,
live together and fuck all day,
every day.
5. I dreamt about you last night, and
it was fantastic, but I woke up, and
you weren’t here.
6. I keep thinking about just quitting
school/my job and coming to see
you tonight.
 DOMINANT DIRTY TALK

Talking dirty to your man also works

fantastically when you are dominating
him, it can lend itself to creating an
intense atmosphere if you do it right.
You can add in some dirty talk while
physically dominating him, but it’s
even better for mentally dominating
your man and reinforcing his
submissive role.

1. Lie down and shut up.

2. Tonight is all about me.
3. Take your clothes off and get into
bed.
4. On your knees, bitch.
5. Tonight, I’m going to be inside
YOU.
6. I want to hear you say my name,
say it bitch.
7. Beg me.
8. You’re going to get spanked until
you cry.

SUBMISSIVE DIRTY TALK

The flipside is talking dirty when you
are in a submissive role. Depending
on your role, there are multiple
different themes your dirty talk can
take as you may be rape role playing
or playing his sex slave or his
secretary. Here are some examples:

1. Your wish is my command.

2. I just want to make you happy.
3. I’ve been very bold and need to
be punished.
4. Pleasing you is my only purpose
in life.
5. Please fuck me, daddy.
 6. Can I give you a blow job, master?
7. Please.
8. Thank you for fucking me.
9. If I offered to cook for you in
lingerie and heels what would you
say?

As you can see, there are so many

different situations where you can use
dirty talk to amp up the sexual tension
and turn your man on. The key is
figuring out the kinds of dirty things to
say to your man at the right time.
Obviously, loudly telling him “I want
to fuck your brains out” at a dinner
party is going to be weird. However, at
the same dinner party, it’s going to
much more effective to lean across the
table and softly whisper in his ear, “I
just want you to know I’m not wearing
panties.”

These are just a small sample of dirty

things that you can say to your guy to
turn him and make sex a lot hotter for
the both of you.

by Sean Jameson and Queen preshiii