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1) Go to Google Translate and

2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then
3) English to Vietnamese
If 5000 people like this before Valentines day I will snap my Black Ops disk,
4) Copy paste the Vietnamese words 
smash up my PS3 and propose to my girlfriend.
5) Vietnamese to English
6) Laugh
7) Like this if you did it right :D
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt
anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and If only guys knew just how attractive they are when they play with little kids, h
maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time babies, give a girl his jacket when she's cold... it really is that simple.
getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
I know 6 facts about you. ; 
1. you can't say ''N'' without your tongue touching the roof of your mouth.  
If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you dont start the 2.you just tried it. 
conversation, we wont talk. If you don't put in the effort, 4.now your smiling
why should I? 5. there was no #3
6.you just looked.
7. now your going to press like :]
I want a hug. Like one of those pick-me-up-off-my-feet-
squeeze-me-tight-hurts-my-tummy-but-makes-me-smile- LIKE A CHEESE STICK , LIKE A CHEESE STICK, NA NA NOW IM
leaves-me-breathless-gives-me-so-many-butterflies-it- FEELING SO FLY LIKE A CHEESE STICK! Dad... its G6 .
makes-me-laugh-kind of hug.
Guy Hugs His Friendd That's A Girll ! 
Boy: babe She's Just A Friend .
Girl: Hmmm Okay.
That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends
Girl Hugs A Friend Thats A Boy.
house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare
Boyy: Wtf , Who The Hell Was Thatt?
round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........
Girl: ohh Thats Just A Friend

Yeah Its A Whole Different Story Now Isnt it !

Dear Kanye West,

Roses are red,

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you'r
Violets are blue, shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
If Justin Bieber wins another award,

You know what to do...

*girl dies in movie* HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET,
YA WHORE.
Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945. Chuck Norris w
*guy dies in movie* Ahahahaha you were useless anyway!
boorn on May 6th, 1945. Coincidence, I think not.
*dog dies in movie* WHAT THE FUCK! WHY WOULD
YOU KILL THE DOG? GO TO HELL.
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?" It's not that I hate you.. it's just, let me put it this way, if you were on fire and I h
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?" water, I'd drink it.
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
Elementary: "Can I come over?" "sure but,I have to ask We have all:
my parents first." Faked being sick to stay home from school
Middle School: "Can I come over?" "When?" saw a teacher outside of school
 sat down in a chair that wasn't there
High School: "I'm coming over right now." "Okay. Text studied really hard for a test & still flunked it
me when you're here." & tripped over nothing
like if you've done any! :)
Parent: I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! WHY DID
gf: baby i seriously dont know why your ex hates me so much
YOU DO IT?!
bf: look at the keyboard on your computer
Child: Because I..
gf: why???
Parent: I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!
bf: because U and I are together, and my U come above my X
Child: But I thought you just asked m..
gf: *blushes*
Parent: Excuse me?! Are you talking back to me?!
Child : o_O
like if you get it :)
LIKE IF SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO YOU.
[click to see what happened at the beginning of the story] R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A.
Girl:I'm sorry i can't :'( M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L.rolling on the floor 
Boy:I understand. laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell 
down again then hit my head on a table and my mom 
*boy was found dead next day* had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
Akon- "I wanna fuck you" (2006)

Akon- "I just had sex" (2010)

Like this if you didn't know that LONDON TIPTON, from
the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, was actually making fun Took him 4 years to get laid, poor guy.
of PARIS HILTON! :)
Maybe next time it'l be:

Akon- "I just got AIDS" (2014)

A girl and an italian boy were on a date, they had been
dating for 7 months and he said mi piace il tuo migliore
amico she didnt understand him so she said aww i love
you too!! My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pi
messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that
battery is low

**google translate**
Boy: I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.
I will never be your first kiss. i will never be your first love. im not your first
Girl: Bet's on. 
valentine, first fight, first teddy bear, or first date. im not in this to be your first
*Boy kisses her then pulls away*
anything...i just want to be your last
Boy: I lost.
You bump into a table, it doesn't hurt but it suprises you.
Elementary School- *crying* I DIDN'T DO MY
Age 7: OOOOWWWW
HOMEWORK!!!
Age 10: Oh my!
Middle School- I didn't do it...
Age 13: Oh shit!
High School- We had homework?
Age 15+: You mother fucking no good peice of shit gay ass table!! *breaks tabl

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