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Village Weekly Issue 23
Village Weekly Issue 23
Village Weekly Issue 23
VILLAGE
WEEKLY
WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
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CRITIC REVIEW!
Issue 22 Poll Recap
An Honest Review of Village Weekly POLE OROID
Octo reviews the server’s most credible news source
You still suck at voting, If I was legally
OCTOGAMER allowed to vote in these polls I would
vote twice and out vote everyone on this
Over the past 6 months I've seen Village Weekly pop up on VC and I've server. The poll last week was
read issues here and there and I have gotta say at first I was VERY something about Nurtul, but yall dont
skeptical of this "news" paper that was seemingly making its way really care anyway so don't even worry
about it. If we decide to do another poll
around VC. but that skepticism died off once I realized that Village
this week you probably won't even read
Weekly was mostly just a fun & satirical look at the VillageCraft server, it so i'm not even going to talk about it.
and I was intrigued to see a group of players come together and do Have a week.
something out of the ordinary and what I'd call a genuine part of the
server some players look forward to on a weekly basis, especially the
newer players who haven't been here at a time without VCW. I have got Kitty be Popping
to be a LITTLE picky however, as any EXPERT reviewer should. The
one aspect I think Village Weekly could improve in is the simple THE EDITOR
addition of more excerpts written by various players, and even
potentially ad pages such as ads to playershops, villages, etc. KittyPopping may be one of the best
people to grace VillageCraft. This Kiwi
- OctoGamer is bright and full of love and you can
So, you heard it folks! If you want to just have a good day by having a
Advertise anything in Village Weekly conversation with her. Kitty goes out of
contact our reporters! We also take player her way to make the shy on the server
submissions for stories so if you write feel welcome and is active in all
conversation. Beyond being social,
anything send it to our Reporters!!
Kitty is full of laughter and appreciates
a good joke and having fun. She goes
out of her way to gift cake and brighten
others lives. I like many others aspire to
have a fraction of the sunshine that
Kitty radiates and am so thankful to call
her a friend. Thank you for making
VillageCraft a better place. We love u!
With our special edition of Village Weekly this week one reporter slid into so many DMs that they
were not able to be answered in one day! Because of this the overflow of Village Weekly quotes
and love will be added below. Thanks again for 6 months and all the love and support!
"Village Weekly, the best thing to happen to Villagecraft in a long time" -Airbo
Village Weekly Is A Newspaper. - Chef
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CURRENT EVENTS:
Events:
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
Join us for Fight Club, on 3/27 at 8:00 PM EST! Y’all have been asking for some good’ole fashioned
PVP events so your wish has been granted! There will be gambling, drinking, and fighting! No armor
allowed, and swords cannot be enchanted. An empty inventory aside from your weapon is encouraged.
Remember, 3/27 at 8:00 PM EST!
An Exciting Announcement
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BOT!
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top layer of the Minecraft world, and can have cows, chickens, pigs, and other animals on top of them.
If you put a grass block next to a dirt block, the grass will ‘grow’ to the dirt block and turn it into a new
grass block. If you wish to obtain a grass block, you must use a digging implement with silk touch to
preserve the block's grassy texture. Grass blocks are worth about $0 in the current economy. A good
use for grass blocks is to make dirt blocks grassy. Now you know more information about grass blocks.
A Grass Block
Everyone knows that one of the founding pillars of this Written a Good book? Swing on by to
server is Cheese. We were anonymously tipped off by a Alli’s Book Store for some quality money
concerned member when they saw former CM and today! Located in downtown Tilgangur,
current Mod Naomi make this bizarre statement. Naomi Alli’s Book Store has some of the best
if you're in trouble blink twice. If she's serious about this money VC can offer!
statement, is this the kind of representation we want for
our children? This blasphemy cannot stand, everyone
knows not eating cheese is how you let the devil in.
Someone is going to have to organize an intervention, if
not for Naomi, then for the server!
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With the wedding of Sir_Robot and Tacooo coming up quick, will the young
couple be able to plan and carry out a wedding to overcome the gigantic time
zone gap between them? Wednesday they tried to have an impromptu wedding,
but they were forced to push the big day back once again when they realised
much of their wedding team was unavailable. How will they be able to keep
their relationship intact with time-related events like this happening nearly
every day? Will they have to move their real lives into the same time zone? Or
will they be forced to break off their relationship before it's even legally a
thing? Find out later, because they don't even know when they want to have a
wedding obviously. Like who spends like a week planning a wedding and
doesn’t even set a time? That's just super bad manners for your guests, maybe
they don't really even want to be married. Personally, I hope they can become
another happy VillageCraft couple, but who really knows at this point.
UPDATE! They are getting Married on
Friday night, still no time just Friday
Benches of Tilgangur Night by EST Standard Time
-Grainy Planker
Check out these benches! For the next few weeks, I have been asked to write about one of my favorite sights of
the server, the Legendary benches of Tilgangur. I really hope you all enjoy hearing about the incredible bench
lore I make up for your entertainment. This week's bench is named Charles. Charles is known to the citizens of
Tilgangur as the animal bench, because he is always swarming with animal friends! Charles allows for a great
view of the wasteland between Tilgangur and Random Desert Village, home of the giant Roaches (another
animal). Charles was built by a young farmer named Farmey. Farmey was tired of farming one day so they
decided to build a bench to sit on, and Charles has been there ever since. Modern scientists believe Charles is
filled with some kind of Earth Magic that attracts all the animals, but no one has taken the time to check
because of the recent surge in cursephobia about the Tilgangur science community. Next time you are in the
wildlands of Tilgangur, be sure to sit on Charles!
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