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did you hear take all the

WORDS: Nigel Auchterlounie ART: Nigel Parkinson
that, sheba?! feathers you like,

the two nitwits sheba. they’re not
next door think important, i only
they’ll escape! need them to fly!
nitwits! you nitwit!
...i’ll
take
i told you, more
barry, every feathers
time you’re for my
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dad! if you ban

pets, you won’t wait! you aren’t getting rid of clawdia,
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clawdia!
urrgh!
what if i that’ll
secretly work!
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of pets? as the only pet in town!
O NO
A
ON!
AFTER
gnever fear, son.
we’ll escape this ha-ha-ha! nitwit!
prison in gno time! nitwit! there’s
no escaping!
we’ve all tried!
back home...
we can’t give our owners i want to escape
up! we all will be worried! too! i’m sick of
gneed to get these grey walls!
out of here!
aw,
come arrgh! who’s
on! that? a ghost?!
i could have
i miss my home! blue mondays, we’ve all tried to escape on
my owner was red tuesdays, our own and it never works.
it’s me, camille the chameleon! awesome! he had a green we need to work together!
huge rainbow on his wednesdays...
wall just for me!
all
right!
we get
the
idea!
cool! you
can change
colour!
then gets a bit louder and we’ll do it! we’d be

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as a team! i gneed to someone who did a thing we’ll help!
give a speech that not to!
once gave up when things
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slow and points out would get loud and a bit
how bad things are! cross and shouty! with
lots of paw shaking!
yeah,
okay.
i’m in!
our heroes come camille strobes through

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appears to
be the...
guard! guard!
come here! the
chameleon’s sick!
come quick, you
nitwit!
less of
the nitwit,
barry!
careful, gnipper,
don’t look! - ed
while the guard is in a trance, sheba a few

slashes the guard’s belt loop... moments
later...
s h!
sla what just
happened?!
...and steve the

snake catches
the keys...
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have gone! i need to catch
more or i’m in trouble!
your plan worked, gnasher! but what do we

do now? stay on the run forever, nitwit?! clawdia is busy doing
some very important
sleeping when...
gno! we clawdia’s been

stop the catnapped!
mayor!
meow!
being kidnapped,
am i? i want half
the ransom. there
you go! who am
i near? i got one!
we’re gnot
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you. we’re
letting you
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person.
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where clawdia is this is the third worst this pet thing when it no.
being kept by thing you’ve done! wasn’t affecting me. now
activating her it is, it has to stop!
collar cam!
okay,
i’ll
what are you i’m gonna stop.
talking about? tell mum!
back we’re back, meanwhile, walter enjoys his new pet...

in fact, i fancy home... dennis! we
an extra pet! escaped! call
something off the nitwit! nitwit!
exotic and search. you’re a nitwit!
expensive
looking...
dad!
where
did you
get this
thing?!
hi,
...or gnasher!
i’ll
tell
mum! dennis hadn’t even noticed
that they were gone! - ed
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emotion is everything up!
for losers!
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that
sound?
help! i’m not a very

...and now edd’s good swimmer! stop crying!
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WORDS & ART: Nigel Auchterlounie
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betty’s having a lovely two hours later...

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why aren’t you need to teach he doesn’t
two outside? it’s that cat some want to learn, time is over. you
a beautiful day! manners! and i don’t both need some
wanna teach. fresh air.
but we’re only

four films into
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air is so roger. just 18
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drop and time for me to copy dodge cat
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are you?! wait a
minute,
Dad.
grr! get
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two! time in
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