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Diddlers Digest Issue 6
Diddlers Digest Issue 6
Diddlers Digest Issue 6
01/01/01
(Probably, at this
The vinegar strokes of NJ expat news – bringing you ever point does it
closer to satisfaction really matter?)
After such a long absence, never has a Digest been more needed
than right now. Why the long break you ask? It’s more complex
than you might think. Could be the unending pandemic? Could be
the ceaseless issues of NANNERS, flaccidly slapping us in the
face each week, slowly sapping our tenacity for cutthroat
journalism? Could be that our ferocious desire to provide
Nanjing expat-based counter content has been suppressed by
external forces of evil (the NJ Rotary Club)? In actuality, it’s
none of the above, it comes down to pure and simple laziness
combined with contempt for both ourselves and you the reader.
Introductory bullshitting aside, we’ve finally ‘splinted’
ourselves hard to once again penetrate the Nanjing zeitgeist, so
ready yourselves for what might be our final splurge into the
crusty sock of Nanjing expat life.
For sale – Classified ads: • Spots in Bill’s sex art cult are up for grabs!
Participants must be: artistic, ‘malleable’
and preferably psychologically damaged. No
underwear allowed! Look for Bill anywhere
around the city, he’s easy to see as he’s
usually stripping off in an artistic way.
Lifetime memberships are now free!
• Shares in Diddlers Digest. We’re looking for
investors, or preferably a hostile takeover
from one of the big business players in NJ.
How much for the whole enterprise? Whatever Laurie wanted for the
Bluesky Brand x 2, so probably around 4,000,000,000 RMB. Potential
owners must have spite in their hearts and too
much time on their hands.
Buy us! Embrace
spite journalism
at its purest
Health tip: Drink hot water and don’t be a cunt! Drinking hot water can
both cure and prevent a myriad of
real and mythical illnesses. Not
being a cunt will help you avoid
physical damage to your body
inflicted upon you by others.