Study Notes Dated : 2003-07-05

Short Answer Type Questions

Question 1:
What do you think of tattoos? Do you have any?
Answer :
The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my
accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.

Question 2:
Where is the most relaxing place you have been?
Answer :
But what we strive to gratify, though we may call it a distant hope, is an
immediate desire; the future estate for which men drudge up city alleys exists
already in their imagination and love.

Question 3:
Have you ever saved an animal's life? How about a person's life?
Answer :
Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you
don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so
little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter
of taste.

Question 4:
Was there ever an event in your life that defied explanation?
Answer :
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him
couldn't be done.

Question 5:
Do you prefer to go off the beaten path when you travel?
Answer :
No work of love will flourish out of guilt, fear, or hollowness of heart, just as
no valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living
now.

Question 6:
Do you prefer short hair or long hair on a guy\/girl?
Answer :
I wanted to kiss this woman so bad, I wondered how I would stay alive without it.

Question 7:
What is the most annoying habit someone can have?
Answer :
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of
conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

Question 8:
What technology from a science fiction movie would you most like to have?
Answer :
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steak to a tiger, the tiger will
become a vegetarian.

Question 9:
Are there any songs that always bring a tear to your eye?
Answer :
Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained
reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and
thinking in safe circles.

Question 10:
What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
Answer :
DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously
pronounced.