Study Notes Dated : 2014-08-17

Short Answer Type Questions

Question 1:
What was your worst vacation experience?
Answer :
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Question 2:
What trends did you follow when you were younger?
Answer :
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?

Question 3:
Who is your favorite entertainer (comedian, musician, actor, etc.)?
Answer :
Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no
imagination.

Question 4:
What's your favorite way to waste time?
Answer :
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the
knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is
popularly called a trunk.

Question 5:
Does technology simplify life or make it more complicated?
Answer :
The great experimental principle, then, is doubt, that philosophic doubt which
leaves to the mind its freedom and initiative, and from winch the virtues most
valuable to investigators in physiology and medicine are derived.

Question 6:
Do you like documentaries? Why \/ why not?
Answer :
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of
the sufferer.

Question 7:
What was your worst vacation experience?
Answer :
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for
girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

Question 8:
Who do you think has the biggest impact on fashion trends: actors and actresses,
musicians, fashion designers, or consumers?
Answer :
Ninety-nine per cent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in
great danger of contagion.

Question 9:
When was the last time you had a food fight?
Answer :
We do not enjoy poetry unless we know it to be poetry.

Question 10:
Do you play any instruments?
Answer :
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without
humility.