It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn. He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.

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can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains? This is the last random
sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent It must be five o'clock somewhere. He kept
telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense. Plans for this weekend include turning
wine into water. While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually
had a seventh sense. Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession. I met an interesting
turtle while the song on the radio blasted away. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right
thing to do. The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight. He fumbled in the darkness
looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there. Red is
greener than purple, for sure. I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market. The
minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state. They did nothing as the raccoon
attacked the lady’s bag of food. He colored deep space a soft yellow. She looked into the mirror and saw
another person. The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw
tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer. He set out for a short walk, but now all he could
see were mangroves and water were for miles. He created a pig burger out of beef. There should have
been a time and a place, but this wasn't it. I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly
appreciated. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well. Andy
loved to sleep on a bed of nails. Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about. He
put heat on the wound to see what would grow. She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or half
full so she drank it. He liked to play with words in the bathtub. As he looked out the window, he saw a
clown walk by. It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs. Most shark attacks
occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are. At that moment she realized she
had a sixth sense. He was sitting in a trash can with high street class. He drank life before spitting it out.
You bite up because of your lower jaw. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for
gin. A dead duck doesn't fly backward. People keep telling me "orange" but I still prefer "pink". I’m a
living furnace. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs. He had accidentally hacked into
his company's server. Gary didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he
invited him to go cow tipping. When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have
walked under them. Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children. He appeared to be
confusingly perplexed. Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.