It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

You realize you're not alone as you sit in your bedroom

massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital. He had a
hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house. It's much more difficult to play
tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball. Each person who knows you has a
different perception of who you are. The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling. The toy brought back fond
memories of being lost in the rain forest. The gloves protect my feet from excess work. 8% of 25 is the
same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head. He had a vague sense that trees
gave birth to dinosaurs. This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican. She tilted her head back and
let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath. He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking
as a nighttime hobby. A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids. There are no heroes in a punk rock
band. It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet. The stranger officiates the meal. He found a
leprechaun in his walnut shell. A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them. This
made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells. Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire. The
blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap. Don't step on the
broken glass. Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and
what is this all about? The irony of the situation wasn't lost on anyone in the room. He dreamed of
eating green apples with worms. She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly. He had
concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven. It took him a while to realize that everything he
decided not to change, he was actually choosing. The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue. The blue
parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose. She always had an interesting perspective on why the world
must be flat. The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known. Pink horses galloped across the sea. He
found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty. All they could see was the blue water surrounding
their sailboat. He put heat on the wound to see what would grow. She had that tint of craziness in her
soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference. She let the balloon float up into the air
with her hopes and dreams. The lake is a long way from here. She opened up her third bottle of wine of
the night. When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a
transplant. She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through
must be followed by a new beginning. Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead. She cried diamonds.