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How Bout Kenyan Spellings.... LOL!!! I Just Saw 2 Status Updates On My Facebook That Have Sent Me ROTF The 1st One Goes Something Like ...
How Bout Kenyan Spellings.... LOL!!! I Just Saw 2 Status Updates On My Facebook That Have Sent Me ROTF The 1st One Goes Something Like ...
, got to where i was going and to the driver i said, "i want to
alight." This driver looked at me like i said "i want to set the bus on fire". "Light? what'chu mean?' she
asked suspiciously,
Mind u it was after sept. 11 so u can imagine the atmosphere in the whole country. All the foreigners were
potential suspects. "i want to alight, madam" said me, again in my perfect queen's language. "u mean u
want to get off the bus?" she asked impatiently. "yes..yes.." said me. "then say so. want to light, what the
heck is that." sister with an attitude said and flung the door open. i alighted...sorry, got off..damn, sounds
like jerking off...yeah, so i got off the bus. Therefore, english is different everywhere, lakini ya wakenya
imezidi.
woishe sinbad! pole sana. The other passengers must'av been wondering what the hell?
Whilst at home, I couldnt help but notice that my nephew is talking this engo of niniod and endaad...mind
he is only 7. So It made me wonder if he will ever mater THE language properly? Coz he is just learning
the language and this is already part of his vocabulary. We arent helping the situation by talking to them
or around them in this manner. It surely takes a great deal of discipline to draw the line, ati now kuna kids
around here, so no ninioing.
Home-Home- would be the one with the deeper connection or where your gf is used to you living(or
associates with your "real" home). If you just moved from your parents and had recently moved into a
place, your parents would be home-home. If you lived at your place longer and once in a while visit your
parents place, your "pad" would be home-home. But if your gf only knows your "pad" and did not know
you when you lived at your parents house, your "pad" would again be home-home. Confusing...huh? loool
When people call in reports to my work they always have where someone stays and where someone lives.
In this case the persons mail goes to where they "live," but they sleep somewhere else (that is where they
stay). This one can get so confusing
*******=paka
f.aggie=cigerratte
Please people when in the chatroom be creative,chat as if you interviewing for a job,be manered as your
first day at prison and you don't wanna raffle no fethers or entering form one and don't wanna be
monotized,be cool as cucumber and for god'ssake foam a sentence,don't just chat for chats sake....i know
this has nothing to do with the topic but just wanted it of my chest.
LMAO @ browse!!!!!
'James Kahawa... mato tukasome nje hii lib iko na joto wekeni fun.,.'
instead of FAN!
LMFAO
Another notorious one is C'MON how do u even spell that as COMMON?? just say 'come on' mara once
ME: I was at the supermarket and noticed the price of unga's gone up
Grrrrrrr!!!!!!
schedule 1, shee-dule is british english 2. Ske-dule is american english kenyans generally speak british
english i hate it when the news anchors in kenya say tok (talk) with an ephasis to the "o" very
annoying!
When speaking English please speak English!!! Here are a few that make me squint...
The team is comprised of - NO NO it's " The team comprises...
My names are?
Haha jangos are more known for that...other common jango phrases (Note the vocabulary)
Etc
I know I know...its just that, mashada is full of newbies, I don't enjoy it as much as I did back then but this
thread caught my eye when I finally decided check out this joint...
You have started us with Kenyan English eh! It goes like this...
...
After 10 minutes, we say our byes and tell each other not to be "too lost", ai the word lost again
appeared!
"Too Lost"
Now that is classic Kenyanism.
LMAO
1. Definately = definitely
2. Renumeration = Remuneration.
so true...and its obvious that my good friend mzungu-mweusi aka odiero marateng did not read the last
link I gave above, otherwise he would have been cautious with the 'too lost' ama he'z just proving that
he'z Kenyan and not a somali pirate.
@mumgy, sasa? how u been? thought you'd come and help us kwa this thread Luo/english 101
Hi all!
I've noticed people claiming to be English natives...... yaani,English being their first language,making some
grammatical errors.
now, I remember my English teacher telling me to mention the other person first e.g. "Good evening from
Tom and I
How about learned friend Wetangula on TV the other day: we will recogonize the Migingo border
This one happened in District Court King County, WA in 1999. Don't ask my involvement.
*** laughter in the courtroom, Judge thinks she was jerking a guy, or whatever, it was hell. But sanity was
soon restored after a bit of gesturing unscrewing the COCK...LOL
Another crazy one.... I meet this young Kenyan colleague who introduces me to his sisters, one who is
apparently some hot shot professional.... then he tells me not to FREAK her. I am like, WTF??? Then he
goes, most guys FREAK HER because she is a lawyer or the sort????
Anyway took me years for a fellow mashadite to fill me in... freak... LOL
Sorry, Oswago, nothing Kenyan on that one. In standard English, "freak" is a passive verb for "feel afraid".
The word has other meanings, and you are probably only familiar with those. I let you go the first time
you mentioned this because I thought, with Internet access, you would discover the truth sooner or later,
but hell, here we are: -
Freak
Adjective
* S: (adj) freaky (strange and somewhat frightening) "the whole experience was really freaky"
* S: (adj) bizarre, eccentric, freakish, freaky, flaky, flakey, gonzo, off-the-wall, outlandish, outre
(conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual) "restaurants of bizarre design--one like a hat,
another like a rabbit"; "famed for his eccentric spelling"; "a freakish combination of styles"; "his off-the-
wall antics"; "the outlandish clothes of teenagers"; "outre and affected stage antics"
meaning 1. scary
meaning 2. strange
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I hope this doesn't freak you out!! And, as you friend said, do not freak his "learned" sister out. Otherwise
you might find yourself in a deep funk (go check that one, almost a synonym for freak!)
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n. freak means unusual, odd, bizarre, consequently to freak out (v.) means to lose your "normal" usual self
and go crazy, either due to extreme fear, anger or excitement.
adj. one who is panicked, scared ****less, crazed, psycho, stoned, psyched, fired up.
True, it has been appropriated by the "urban" -- oh, gdmn, the akataa Ebonic crowd and given more
usage and inflexions than is normal, but the root meaning is the same.
Variations such as "freak out" or "freaky" may be urbanised versions of a standard word. In this sense, very
often, Akataas are referring to "sexy" or "sexually arousing", "erotic" or in verb form, "to have sex", eg
Adina Howard "Freak Like Me": -
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chorus:
i want to freak in the morning
a freak in the evening just like me
i need a roughneck nigga
that can satisfy me just for me
if you are the kind of man
cuz i'm that kind of girl
i got a freaky secret, everybody sing
cuz we don't give a damn about a thing
cuz i will be a freak
until the day until the dawn
and we can pump, pump
all through the day to the early morn
come on and i will take you
around the hood on a gangsta lean
cuz we can pump, pump
any time of day it's all good for me
Lol... She could've also meant a rooster in Kenya. Anyway, here are other confusing Kenya/American
English:
Cock=rooster
Veranda=hallway
nappies=diapers
torch=flashlight
boot=trunk
bonnet=hood
spanner=wrench
lorry=tractor-trailer/truck
Verandah = Porch
Corridor (sp) = hallway
Chips= French fries
Crisps=Chips
Loo=Restroom
Flat=Apartment
biscuit=cookies
maize=corn
pronouncing that is also a problem.
"pronounciation"??? "pronunciation!!!"
Teachers during the morning parade in school used to say something like 'I repeat for the third time....'
The one that irritates me most is during the planning for a wedding/harambee e.t.c.
If you have more than one master of ceremony for the occasion, it kills me when someone says 'have we
made any transport(ation) arrangement for the master of ceremonies?
To take a small detour... Kenyan newspapers use a writing style that is correct but very 1920s -old
(examples...) 1. Kenya has something to celebrate despite her many problems - yes a country is correctly
female, but this writing style is a bit outmoded! 2. Rowdy youths set car on fire - how about rowdy mob
set car on fire... Who are youths anyway? 3. Youth not god fearing!!! - which is it, the king james
version??... God fearing..lol 4. His excellency the president - africans and titles?? what the hell is "his
excellency" 5. A fortnight ago - well 2 weeks ago will suffice, unless you are writing the original sherlock
novel in 1880. 6. "please find attached", "kindly find attached for your perusal- these are outdated
expressions in modern business writing - "perusal" ???? and then there is this guy who hosts the zain
africa challenge show... This guy talks like an english aristocrat from the victorian era... I am sure the queen
would be impressed.... "math, geography, physics, and others besides" ...thats good!!!
"Five herdsmen were shot by cattle rustlers and their livestock stolen...."
I am not sure whether I am right but I think there has been a change of tense mid-sentence. Shouldn't it
be:
"Five herdsmen were shot by cattle rustlers and their livestock was stolen...."
"Three hawkers were beaten by police and their wares were confiscated..."
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Shucks!!!
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Personally, I think Kenyan English is good. The only problem is the accent. I find it really hard to
understand Kenyan accent but when one speak flowing Swahili, I get mesmerised completely lost for
words! I think Kenyans should just stick to Swahili, it's a beautiful language and a lot of countries envy
speaking Swahili.
Swahili teachers are sought all over Europe. Since Prince William declared publicly he is learning Swahili 4
years ago, the number of British people seeking to learn Swahili shoot up considerably.
I think there was a time he was rumoured to be into some Kenyan jungu called Jecca Craig ,,,, KC from RV..