Miss Ghost World

Once upon a time, in the ghost world, beside the human world, the ghosts live peace and happily.
They do their activity like human in generally. In every year, the ghost has one special event. It calls
Syaiton Contest. The contest is followed by the entire ghost representative in ghost world. The
invitation is posted in all of the part in the ghost world.

One day in the dark castle, there lived an old witch. She was chosen as the representative from the
west part. She sat on the chair and drank a cup of coffee while was reading the invitation.

The Witch : “Hmm, It’s a beautiful letter!” (Open the envelope)

“WHAT! It’s the letter of Syaiton Contest. Oh, I will be the finalist in that contest. I can’t believe it!”
(Kneel)

Suddenly, a Vampire passing with bring a mirror

Vampire : “Haiia.. hey Witch, what a coincidence that you are here. I’m selling a magic mirror, do you
want to buy it?

Witch : “What makes this mirror special?”

Vampire : “Haiia.. this mirror can tell anything you want to know”

Witch : “I see. It sounds interesting. How does it work?”

Vampire : “Let me show you.. (baca mantra)”

Witch : “Wahh.. ok, i will take it. How much?”

Vampire : “Very cheap, just twenty $20 USD”

Witch : “What?! Thats very expensive”

Vampire : “Haiia.. I sell it exclusively lah. You can’t find it anywhere else”

Witch : “Ok, how about $17.5 USD. This is my last money, because i just bought skincare”

Vampire : “Hmm.. ok haiia..” (while handing over the mirror)

The Witch felt so happy accepting the invitation. But she was so arrogant and thought that she must
be the winner. She has a magic power. With her magic stick and flight broom she can do anything.
She also has a magic mirror and she can see everything from it. After accepting the invitation, she’s
looking at her magic mirror to see her competitors…

The Witch : “Well…wait…wait…wait..! This is a big and famous contest. There must be so many
ghosts from many countries will join it. Ohh… I must win this contest and I’ll do everything to be the
winner. I wouldn’t give them the chance. I am the winner… Yeah, I am the winner…hihihi…uhuk…
uhuk… Ohh, a mosquito enters my mouth. It’s ok. I hope it can find the peace in my stomach…”

(Walked to the magic mirror)

The Witch : “Now, I will look to my magic mirror. I am wondering to know all of my competitors,
the finalists of Miss Ghost World…”

(Spelling some magic spells…)

The Witch : “Magic Mirror on the wall! Show me the all of Syaiton contest contestants…”
(Then, the mirror showed the second contestant. It’s a Vampire)

Vampire : (brush her teeth)

“Hmm…hmm…hmm… Haiia,, it’s a sharp teeth ever!”

(After that, the magic mirror showed the Valak. It’s the second contestant)

Valak : “....”

The Witch : “Oh my god, she is so scary. Show me the next!”

(This time, it showed the Kuntilanak)

Kuntilanak : “Hihihi… My hair is so long and black. It’s also a multifunctional hair. It can use to
sweep, clean the dust, and protect me from the mosquitoes…hihihi…”

The Witch : “Ughh… they are hard rivals. I must defeat them because no one ghost can win this
contest, except me! Hihihi…”

In the other side, the Valak was buying a new contact lens in ghost store.

Dracula : “Good morning, madam. What can i do for you?”

Valak : “I want to buy a contact lens. Do you have one here?”

Dracula : “Ahhh... a contact lens, what the colour do you want?”

Valak : “Mm.. do you have white?”

Dracula : “Ha? I dont have, i just have blue, brown, grey, black. What do you choose?”

Valak : “Hmm.. ok i want grey, how much of this?”

Dracula : “Just $10 USD”

Mummy : “Yaa.. Yaaa.. this is $10 USD for you, okay thank you”

Dracula : “Thank you for shopping with us, please come again”

(Kunti come to store)

Dracula : “Are you looking for something, Madam?”

Kunti : “Hihihi.. well, yes. I want to buy shampoo, is there here?”

Dracula : “Do you have a particular brand in mind?”

Kunti : “Mm.. I need shampoo for shining shimmering splendid~”

Dracula : “Oh i have shampoo like that, please wait a minute”

“Here is one” (bring the shampoo)

Kunti : “Hihihi.. how much is it?”

Dracula : “This is more expensive, because this product very reccomended. I sell it for $10 USD”

Kunti : “Ok, do you accept credit cards?”

Dracula : “Yes, Madam. But we can offer 5% cashback if you pay in Ovo”
Kunti : “Then, I will pay in Ovo hihihi..”

All of the contestants from many countries, one by one, came to the place where the contest would
be held and were collected in the dormitory. They will live together in a week before the
competition begins. The first comer was Vampire.

Vampire : “Haiia.. Where is the other ghost? Why is the place so silent?”

(Then comes Valak)

Valak : “Oh my god, this skateboard is so heavy”

Vampire : “Haiia… Who are you?”

Valak : “Owh… I’m the finalist of this contest.”

Vampire : “Finalist?”

Valak : “Yeah, I’m Valak from movie.”

Vampire : “Hi, you’re an amazing ghost. Your costume is so nice.”

Valak : “Hoo… thank you, your costume is good too”

(Suddenly the Witch came and hit the Valak)

Valak : “Heii!!! What’s wrong with you? Are you blind?!”

The Witch : ‘Ooh, my hat…! Where is my hat? My flight broom…! Where are they?”

When the Witch and Valak still fight each other and the other tried to separate them, there was
Kuntilanak who’s coming at last.

Kunti : “Huft, it’s a far and a tired trip! Hey, you grandma, give me a glass of water, please.
Hurry up!”

The Witch : “What! Me..? You call me grandma?! Don’t you look my beautiful face…and I’m not
your maid!”

Valak : “Sto…p! Don’t fight here. It’s not a fight arena!”

Vampire : “Come on, let’s enter the house!”

(When they were getting in the house, there was a Dracula who’s already waited for their coming)

Dracula : “Hey ladies! Welcome to the Syaiton Contest’s dormitory. Has everyone already
come?”

All Ghosts : “Yes.”

Dracula : “Well, I’ll explain you about this contest. You’re the representatives of your each
country who’s been selected to be the finalist of Syaiton Contest. You’ll compete to get the crown of
Syaiton Contest for this year. Any questions?”

All Ghosts : “NO…”

Dracula : “Ok, now you can take a rest and prepare yourself to get the best. I’ll see you soon,
good bye!”
The all ghosts started to live in the dormitory together and prepared everything they need to be the
winner. Although they were in competition, they tried to be friendly each other, except the Witch of
course. In the spare time, they told their story about how they died.

The day is coming. Dracula as the presenter of the Miss Ghost World Contest opened the show. All
of the contestants were ready to compete to be the Miss Ghost World.

Dracula : “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Miss Ghost World contest… okay, this
competition will be start, the contestan will do a fashion show. Let’s start this event. Here come the
first contestant.. Miss Valak from movie… Then Miss Valak from movie…”

Valak : “Aah… Oh no! What is this?” (fall)

Dracula : “Miss Mummy, are you ok? Well, here we go. Please coming the next contestant,
Miss Vampire from China!”

(When the Vampire entered the stage, suddenly she can’t move because there’s a magic paper
stamp in her forehead)

Dracula : “Oh, I think there must be something wrong. But, we have to continue this with the
next contestant. Miss Kuntilanak from Indonesia!”

(Miss Kunti walked on the catwalk and showed her extra long hair. This time the Witch was failed to
trap the Kunti)

Dracula : “Good Miss Kunti! And the last, Miss Witch from England show me your best!”

(The Witch performed with overconfidence because she thought that it’s impossible to the other
contestants to win the contest.)

Dracula : “Thank you ladies. You’ve already done all of your best. Congratulations!”

(Applauses…)

Dracula : “Now, It’s the time to announce who is the winner and be the Miss Ghost World for
this year… Be ready girls! And, the Miss Ghost World of this year is…… Oh, it’s the first time in the
Miss Ghost World History, the contestant from… Indonesia! Miss Kunti… you’re the Miss Ghost
World! Congratulations! Give a big applause for her!”

The Witch : “What! No, it’s impossible. It must be me as the winner!”

Dracula : “No Miss Witch. You’re sly, I know that.”

The Witch : “How do you know that?!”

Dracula : “Because I also have a magic just like you! And now, I’ll turn you to be a frog!”

The Witch : “Noooooo……!!!”

Then all of the contestants make a party to celebrate the Miss Kunti’s winning. After that they came
back to their own countries…

=THE END=