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Grinning even that she had ever So minutes, in which more widely the female seen inher life, "Have yuan da anything statue turned tothe these dishes ever been you want” And wih male statue and said, washed?" Tina asked, ‘cap ofhishande, “Great! Only this tine running her fingers, the angel brought the you hold the pigeon over the grit and grime saties tole. The downandTileap on dim replied, “Theyre as to approached each ifs head" ‘lean as soap and water other abit shyly, but HAYNE BY EMAIL could get them.” Tina aon dashed forthe felt abit apprehensive ‘bushes fom which but started eating, She shortly emerged 3 found the meal really good dea of gigging, elcious despite the UGuohter and shaking After going out 2 ity dishes. When of branches Fifteen several times, Jim dinner was over, dim rminates later the two imeéted Tina over to took the dishes outside, fatues emerged from bis howe for ahome- whistled, and yelled the buses, wide grins cooked meal. When she to his dogs, “Here, fon thee face. "You still sata the dinner table, Soap! Here Water! Ihave 15 more minutes,” shenoticed that the PAOLO, BY EWAlL FEBRUARY 2006 wacom 2h ‘A woman wales into fan accountant office fd tell him that she feeds help in preparing her income ta return. ‘The accountant says, “Before we bein need to ask afew questions” He gets her name, adds, taxpayer identification umber, et, and then ingures, ‘Whats your cccupation” "Tima ‘rhor,” the woman replies, The accountant balks. "Wo, no, no, that vil not wock That much too erase Lets tay to reword that. ‘kay, Im a prostitute,” the woman sys. "No, that ssl too arose. Try agin” the layer replies. They both think fora minute then the woman lights up. "Tm 2 chicken farmer” The accountant looks her in the eye and asks, rat has chicken farming got anything to do with being 2 whore ora prostitute?” The woman answers rmatcer-offacty: “Wal, raised over 2,000, cocks last yea.” ANG CHILE, QUEZON cryOur sex guru likes toe jobs. Anyone else, please raise your feet! iy do people have foot fetish? Uhave met some guys who ave foot fetishes fs not a8 bizare as you think. After all anything beautiful i lod at and that nels pretty fet, ight? So let me hed some light ‘Gays with fot fetish wil stare a every deta of 2 womans feet—ron thoes, heels tothe all sols, the shin, the candle tke toes, the newt done pedicure Now let's go tothe kinky side ofthe story. Guys with foot fetish wil make out vith woman's foot any ime of te day as ifit were his igh seo gifiend. I Rae nothing against itn fact Tm a fori Wel f you dia, ‘inom, giving/eceving toe {ob is phenomenal! The fist tine Itoed i, [understood vehy guy love blows. ‘remember when {had ny frst te job. The guy took me by suprise when he bled my eft fot Uke it vas some lollipop! I thought twas amazing how be ook at me and jst munch on my toe. That was so good! Now know ow it feos ike to have a protnading pat of sour body be sucked icked layed with, and nibbled, To feel the roughness and smoathness of the tongue— hata sense of gratification for my toe! Most ofthe time its gnored—but this time it got noticed and pleaure! It jst Rew my mind, Ta those reading this and ae Feeling grossed- ut, well, to lick or not to lice is entcely your prerogative but remember this: Conquering a woman’ ‘ody isnot that easy unless yout ar good as 2 male flgolo. But one way of ong so is going where no tone has gone before. I will be easier to remember your name and associate i with “the man who gave me a fantastic oe job” Hint! Nove that ve got you almost convinced, these are some things to remember 1 Giving a toe job i the sane as giving a blowin king, sucking, nibling, darting, an swirling ofthe tongue wil put her into ects, 2 You can use hot or cold rater as an enhancer, Detter if the temperate ofthe tongue compliments ‘the temperature ofthe foot ‘3 You can experiment on ‘reams, syrups, or any aidtives that you can use to make the to king ore exciting and enjoyable on your part 4 Very important! Make suse Al eCoY TR Come LeeLee LE where we celebrate the best thing about being alive. No, not beer— the wonderful world of jiggy thr fect ae clean before you, ‘munch on them, 1 you have any questions or suggestions please email me at emal@asiaageaoll com. Tm also an associate of tie rae wite oeasastys. ‘com, Bea member and find out how you gt toads of freebies. Pls, you ean ask re anything in the fru and Tbe glad to ans Enjoy and dont forge to Tick tose toes! ‘Asia would ke to thank che folowing: Dr Maga of 1 San Miguel forher dental ere am with heron Magic 89.9 FH 9AM to 1204 Mondays fo Thursdays Buy Asia's See Guru and rtia VeDs/DVs are stil out Watch Pinay Big Brother om Studio 23 & Breakfast every Thursday 6M to aaGIRLS ON THE SOFA If they are truly what they say they are, then it’s a major sin to leave these honeys dateless on Valentine's day! you were aman, how would you win over a lay on the fst date? JONAH: Ta sar off the ight with telling her she looks absolutely gorgeaus in whatever clothes she's weacing Then I repeat it to mate times at diferent interval. Finally, I would let the night take cae of its ‘omen lve fate GHARISSE; [take er to movie and hang out some place where we could have Interesting conversations about everything, fom the ‘mundane to manamental ‘Then we'd drive off to place of high atid, here tee could watch the susie Undisturbed, lcs fT were a man, f Sigore Fé do-what the typist bolero guy does. So after some “bola tall she'd find ne intersting. Then Tl leave it up to her. It's her tum to win me over [MISH al start with the way Ides, casual yet suave and sexy Then 2 date in ny fat, me cooking lamb for her followed by a white chocolate fondue and wine. And the snhole tine, Fl be looking Into her eyes and pretend to {ster intensely to everything ‘that she «ays. That always set the ol. ‘What do you think is your greatest asst? JONAH: My twisted way of thinking. I fascinates people or it ticks them of Bither way Istil have their attention, CARISSE: [baie that opea-mindedness takes me to places unseen, and entices se tobe creative ia many setiviis, pasticuasy in ‘making msi, Physically, cant say height Beeause Tm not that tall, but I would aay ‘have the sght proportions UGA It has to 2 my positive outlook in ie Physically, my chinky ees ‘Alot of guys apparenty like chitas, MISH: Of course my bran is ray oreatest asset but then it would be a very boring answer. 8 1 would have ogo with ny as. Its not too Beyonce butt stil has the oomph that gets sys staring, You a good tee? JOKAM: If ike the person, absolutely. F think everone’s 2 good fst they happen to fancy the person CHARISSE: Haha hal It depends. can be sally subtie when Tike the many people. Fm a sneaky sehemer rather than an ‘utsght tease, RICA Ys, because Tirta such a way that it's ebvious but subtle, Andi dent oak ike Tm the ene who side the ist move, make the guy make he fist move unknowingly that 1 was tealy the oe who initiated ‘HED STUDENT RENT BON 26 weno. cam.on especialy asound RICA: To wor: Angelina Jolie ISH Wot in asexual, way but 1 find esica Alba vexy bot. ery, ery hot Winat gots you nthe ‘mood for some lovin”? SONAK: Re wine pls lots and los of eubte iting, CHARISSE: Lots of pillows and house music, of maybe 8 boring DVD, Tequila ot vodka ought to do the trick. find alcohol potent: MISH Dim ght, Marvin aye musi, and rain, you'd nave I your way with a guy. what would you ‘be doing to him on Vay? JONAH 4 probably smile fand gret him, “Happy. Valentine's Day” Haha, baaduy! Honesty I dont now what to do to him Figure that out MISH: Hell ya if ~ Tm int it ust alte grin mixed with some eyelash batting and alt of sexy baie tossing. ve got bait ‘Shae a fantasy. JONAH: Ever heard of "The L Word"? fa love te do “Shane” Googe i if you don't gt me (CHARISSE: Stopping time ad being with someone Tike stranded 08.2 hepa. Big plus ithe shy i starry, and if therés an anticipated meteor shower. ich: Tove the beach and sunsets, soit has tobe in anisolated island, onset tl suns, sa es prety éliche but it wobld be being bindfolded and ted upin bed. The excitement of, not knowing what to expect, Uke not kering where ye gong to Be kissed ext of what ete i going to ‘be done to you jst gives me shivers! Ever fancied woman? JONAH Yes, of couse, 1 lias have CHARISSE: What's not to fancy ina woman? Graceful curves, sft angelic facial featunes, At some point every gi has probaly fancied = ‘woman, Female XX versus the Mal XY, which lacks @ chuomosome am. My college ology pro said the woman seas the ul expression ofthe human genome Ha haha! ‘CHARISSE: bring him to place faraway fam the hustle and burleo the city Té take entra effort to ook up an exotic cuisine Oh, anda probably et one of those hookahs. We eal the whole day and night Aetostying our stressed-out RICA: just have to let ‘im surprise me, since Fm not that big on days, and let's se from thee Ti ie him a big surprise as well MISH: [would fll very tittle fantasy that he has ver had, Ha ha ha! FHLVIRGIN BRIDE LUSTS 100 GREEDILY ma viegin newlywed, Before nny husband lft forthe US, ve opened a ttle internet shop just around the V-belt fon Recto avene, One boring afternoon Twas in the shop, it was Billed with students, rostly boys, when I Felt a sudden physical longing for my husband I opened a porn site in my computer to somehow appease nyse Twas aroused bythe two teenage gis doing tT ‘couldnt hep it anymore so Trashed tothe bathroom and played with yee. As I reached my climax, let out a lite soft seam, Done, T ‘walked out the bathroom and approached my counter. 1 noticed that all eyes were on me, Acute teenage boy went Dehind me and whispered, "Next tin, ate, TI lend you a hand.” Itt my blood rush to my chooks, What 1 thought tobe a tle scream was nt that Ute! ‘OMG, BY Ena FOUR IS STILL GOOD COMPANY! ‘One day after cass, my best fiend, her boyfriend, and decided to wateh a DVD ‘movie in our house, While they went ahead to set up the player, 1 proceded ta the ketehen to fi us some grub, [had wanted to cook a fll rel so [called out to my guess for help, but received ro reply. I went tothe ling room, they werent ther, Nor were they inthe terrace, ‘Then {heard a womans sot ‘moan in my oom—which could only mean my guests had gone on entertaining themeelves. Tac up to nny oom and, indeed, found them doing some torid focepay. Het them be. 1 was working i the Kitchen when an unexpected guest arrived —my hoytiend! He kept me company while I cooked wen, naughty hin, he caught me from behind sind stroked my pussy. That made me monstrously horny ADIES*CONFESSIONS Finally, a girl who gets caught and lives to tell it! thing was, he came before Aid and I could beg for more cause a burch of midnight stole had noticed us Thave to anit that e's relly god at sex but he couldrit make FOOLS RUSH IN hate aig things, and {Rs oe a hap of inating sty sh the fit inet Oy, nd one (rou, ctl, iy Doyen and on Uh cold emer aor of nyse ends partner, the ight we sp over afer Ss clamates et pry. Ts fay itvar abot, ermig, ‘vexing sek tl tide hid of pal tervals at il wl eth the pa. Tenet a, [vert toh ous before ending eck tor pace n Cv Td have oat webs ex Kn of tin the se the night freaky, hs coe felts et ut and we adhe ving room alo ousetes sel hr ater fo tha {We oN younger bigs wre lang wet id Some henry etn on he Sof Bue ges ak sep carver ta sonst dred eo peer tery tat inet etn corn tis shales. My byt, ewe: ter las. {having sen my tends STAFF DEMOTES Ci Acoupl cocks fom “Round tee” he whisper {hing t) tat Tarewerea BOSS FOR POOR my pace be pled oer he Wel what cold 20.1 tack vith atorid Upock, PERFORMANCE Sted ating Hr ftom Wns dys. He woke Hecaried me to my oon, Hy boss does hare that mys dm omy eats "muy gord adja Towing fully wel that my matnee Hol lok Dut T have amo ave Tat made as was abt each Ry frends were there aswel tape with other women met Lied wt ped tee cea kck on When we care in, ay best when they sty that he coer aBowobthat mates —_‘His doo. Bas one oft frend was ontop of her wihsex sped tot uty trees enble He even cane fens NX wanting to sese Toyinlend both efthen onetime tobe wth hin when lade my mouth and ally soa. weet go of wat Sark naked and in ecstasy, elated me tog outwith swallowed tal, thought ec Have Ben gat osm Hy boytitend and Cignoced coupe ois te afer yas going to take me home "and ded hasty Manat {hem and went ahead with york Se my place mas _—aterthat ut Iwas wong, hate Making tng! fur deed, He sucked years e fered to dive Weladserintiscat Sat MUTAUY BF MAL ‘octhardnipeasTstroked me home py and Ged 1 Mi lok. We fucked as mys es In he pg, buds fucked—for three” hesuleny stated Ming Sevdyour ems: "es sold hows was a movie me and tousing my bent, | ners Set Md Lo trp ted sex rp aight, saying “Pv wated todo |Z fabens alt Ea car, wa ae eebabetine |) Sete matloeguetanthe| Se yeubes ae fad since iC involved ny Tot ow wiy but just | thummiecsen he Doytriend and ny best” couldnt ret Rim. te drove | Wer lt fen. on, slot because Ms ight ste rena tad wes ety wong ny LIn n case you h n't noticed, Camille Prats is way past her childhood. To ward off any possible lawsuits, FHM presents indisputable proof of legal age+ oF Ap Jn 1990, a precocious four-year-old Joined ye ‘Little Miss Philppings conigltin EatBuloge, She eventually lost only ee recollection, a Best in om ops. Ashining you've been following ‘hatoatiagftslousy nd had sep hep Brep—ooted fap, in fact—we hate very sexu hin 1 ‘shes tptalleaboutstpt we'l let fE4tidelor the meantime. The ys Fertart hing to tnow 2 ‘Tae ae ite gh spa Sil ight here, cane Sertaerunileane satin pe inpestble ag append. | sais he eto as we Gcpenver ss ohing ats Foti She aie mete fetsipten Seresvatanie hs Biedroea erecta Bring asescence oud you Erle he20 sagen et on Busan = Sesnce ft >~ all thal andy wed Bude. has ound peeet way to 0 ‘$600 ahead. ele toch. aul 2 bighay ome Wo stil cant bellove wo ud tis, < shoot. Cano? know its a big change fos, ) it's the fist time thai aetually doing this, s0 Tm very excl. 4 i Butera, oodles syem te ‘modyo tak ko kang paane si, taangoapiing a ow dd you pr this 7 Something di an exorcism perhaps? ahs, tast night Aga byent tof party pe. came Rome asx a¥@ ‘ny mom told melt leep trea, nan ae ee ape lie ya “« judgment day!” When DwWore the see or ee k A "Kulangyata yung binigay niyo Bx oking damit” Nailang po ako | during the fist few shots but ast went on {was comfortable already Okay naman sy, t dott ee anything bastas int. Blu it lsd 4 helped that Lid Plates. All these tellus you were quite ready for this. Other young stars . ¥ ‘we trie to Book cringed In fear at {the mere thought of doing FHM. ‘es, Twa. Because truths, vas lly waiting for this to.eome : "ve been talking about thie With my Dips Fie teen talngate ttny farly forthe longest tine, figuring out if tis was realy the Tight se forme to doit. Ako kas, when the idea of posing fot FHM ‘was floated, Teasually said “Okay, ‘why not?” Nasa sa akin naman yun hung poare siya llabas, and Ya have to say Cn very happy with how it went. [have no regret. Very good. The way your mom said it, you practically asked permission from each and every person In this county, Inluding Your neighbors and a priest! Yes! We asked pecmission from my titos and titasin the States, any lola, other members of the extended family fiends, a priest who is family friend, tahot ng Inga kakilelang makakasalubong ng ‘mommy ko. My dad and my brother {actor John Fats) were also telling their ay friends. Tquess they did 320 peogle we know wouldn't be shock when they seemein front fa meris magazine. ‘War tho consensus a resounding no? Frerghocy weed! They all said Go! hy not? It would be a good thing for youl” Including the E00 itest? ‘Bae priest had no inhibitions at alt ‘This strange: We're talking to you ‘the way we would we lan to ton. But the truths, we—and most every guy who soesthis—stil ‘think you'e 0. Saran, Ang Menting Prinsesa, This must be asin. ‘Exactly. Hopefully this shoot wil snake al of you realize that you'te WRONG! Haha ha ‘You need to convince us more. eee, ‘eps The tence tetera wget an the other young stars who di the ‘cover for FAM stat they dit tart—_§_FHM| aay Caco ee ern erat rere Coomera es Ras at So, may we begin? attics ae Saris ene Pelee eet ed print ten Beet treet ey cee cere Premiere tuner Coaches Srey eee teed Bp erent i ae ae ed iene oy Bae Pee eee terre Pons eset te Sates n eer een Cac en eer fae‘Idecided to do this to ow eople that Tm all grown upTaewt Sup ad Sornobody ever ried tp askime (@swoke, 01 give.me duink— ‘aihoush 1 do-have aiink or two oo After ths, it's goodiye Princess tn Sarah, hello explosive FHM The R ‘cover gi. Bo you eallze you're problem ‘offically up there withthe kes, ER ME, tanto sleocoonce isTreally ‘thi tepawtok Looks, is inesitos cn aoe young’ eas Tg Aa ths hob, neal fel gon naiatefr it peau waa it cages out fuptagerBreteaction willbe dopa Kolonghaborapin rz “Oke. ov. Se thats Row youseacsb~As fo: a ‘ay male costars, sompal aad dn ‘ebutin pila pag ibaang ins r, A he nat But are you cepable of being a rasevat least? No, Tidsnt given that talent ha he hat You know, wher I tld ny ia Twas going to 40a shoot for BM, she sai, Hy natu apo, Las iyen the gif of flirting, and Thope ou have that alee. Yun ba naman 3g enadi 1 thie doet 'm just raturally malanbing and maul token nt around people, mt ; is So, and wha would happea these ops Deeame very lose ‘endup falling in tove wa me ‘That's the problem with you shou lead us on then leave «° ‘Us with oor faces fat onthe. ‘round. The important question, hen: Why? z aah, Tneveizealized that uns about the tid inet appened, ie dost because ite» reat to be fends with bos. With Sirk hast, trey can be goad to x ‘you bat saf Tobef things behind | sour back. With gus anv thin es Ott ape eb Paibineesebatgn. "= Unveling would be the autograph signin, ‘whore al the hardcore FHM fas will beso Ha htbha) Bey ino ae staal Pree abro prea Re te eh rnog Sea Pr B18 scounts the ways to squeezing eed ns peer peered arena aren pee Perr Cato Peer eC ce a) Sharer ne ean! eee aa ceeaaner Claas paiva aca hee broke. rg crn erent Ta Pera ciaene ee ae eather aa een cl rae perenne atone per RE os Paes cotuawee! Roe Soe oc Paterna cc beret he berries ck erties is ta nwo: nec PvPrrvcr or suron ak a Sun-Thu, 1-140 FisSat 1-60 Special but ot sti leather shoes re THURSDAYFenil SATURDAY Bring bert on Let's Get It On, Marvin Crash Ino Me, Ee ‘3 ang!Feb MONDAY ‘The man plan: Cinerama that the tao of you, this al forthe Ryan). arange your tv an fel ke movie theater. If n beter Tia inthe micro, dim the Gh and jy with the tis ro Your Lights Down Low, Love Song, from 50 Fst Oates Can You Feel the Love Tonight? fr Leaving on a Jet Plane, from Arma oon River, rom Breakfast Tfory Your Song, frm Moulin Rouge hoves forages. So hy aot present yourself a ve fr the entre day? Do the ln the buds on facial an ‘massage ol, candles, and incense. Before she mes home, do al of her chores, When done repiting dinner then ready the spa Torn the lights ot, pay some ne age muse, eady the candles and incense. When she gets home, lad he DYN GE ica aed you're doing. And don't blow everything by burning the meal You may waat to practice how to cook the dishes before Vday, witha ttle lp ‘om momma or recipe bo OST: Bverything 1 Do (1 De it for You), Bryan dame Baby I Love Your Way, Peter Frampton Bill Medley & The You and Me Song, The Wena(aoe has finally proven that stupid TV | is good TV! ~ LIGHTING THE FUSEo. a = REVOLUTIONARY eee pres) Sd foro ei were | +The sun never sets we e/a tay mne 7 F1 SPECIAL a sie remrint ig oer eee a oa Oper et eonacr Linea i‘A HISTORY 2m OF SPEED | Faas to the ground. This was also the safety regulations that put heat DD ccc, them mere seal tne when fey Deeame anisms, aly on the fowdehct istri qaands pri already in particulary after motorsport legend Beneton team an its young place, the most notable being the Niki Lauda’ spectacular reba rash drive, a fresh-faced kid named Tealin Mille Migs. But these races 3 the Nuburgrng in 1973. Michael Schumachet were ten badly supervised, and Paticantscouldrininaryear Sigg 1981 gy 2000: | they Uke. tn todays environment, | that mea your Daewoo cou run ‘The yet 2000 marked the besining | nacrats. They only taced nthe 1970s, aft emerge Between of Fai dominance Sumi, | inthe ux, switzerland, Monaco, the Federation Interatianale de ‘brought in by tam Doss Jean Todt | Belgium, nce and aly. Hot uch TAutomobie (I), Fs governing in 1996, became the fst three ofa “world championship, but hey, body then under Jean-MaveGaleste, world ehampian sine Aton Senoa, twas tart, andthe Formula One Constructors’ and Fear took home the divert ‘ssociaton (OCA) ld by tiny Berne tle forthe fs tne sac 1975, Ecclestone, regarding ground effec: This Kicked off our yas of Fear ‘he FA wanted them gone for safety lordship, which resulted in both a rencoe, but FOCA felt that that would ge fan base anda rapidly growing Championship rac wes held on sve tubo-pomered cats to much of viewership bored ofthe same od ed May 13, 1950 at the Belts Grand an advastae. The two big brats finally "white. The 2006 season aso saw Frixin Silverstone, In afield of 23 setled ther differences threugh the the debut of new tacks in Shanghai pants, alan Guseppe “Nino” fst Concorde Agieement in 1983, and Balan, aguably due to Farina came out ontop. testing Tiss als aguably the moment tightening tobaco a restitions in tren the soon-ta-beegoulary duan when Bemis Ezlestone cemented his Europe 2st dont quote us on that. | Manuel Fangio, to become the very influence on Fomola One, whichis fist World Champion. yh can bythe enti Pipes sy 2008 vith hs pocket change om | 1705 ‘The Ferai spell was finally broken | took around 18 years ‘8200 detonation | omnis to tealze that thee ‘The 9s saw a huge upsurge in public segading tie and engine edging missles could be gat intrest in FL, spured on mainiy by changes read: note and encine (hough very fast) bilbeads nd g-budget tears and sponsors, changes)—and probably Schum so-commeialisaton, slong with The FIA also debuted several new lack of trophy space at hoe Last Spectators’ necks whipashe, tse yar was also considered the st by in 1968 alo marked the ‘acting FL Season in reoent history. begining of F parts outeouring, ‘thf competitor Rena and vith the legendary speed kit Coomath Melaren-Marcedes—duking tout Engine offered to several teas. all the way to the checkered Mag, ‘Also, 2005 played host to one 12705 of the wore asco in recent F history: The Indianapolis Grand Prix, where only thre teams raced due to Michelin ive safety Considerations, and where Ferran ‘eam Is fist victory. Then again, when you'e racing only ‘against Jordan and Mina, that's realy not much ofa feat cit? ‘The 70s may have bees (i)famous for huge moustaches and street sweeping bell-bottom pants, Dut this fa also marked the emergence of technical innovations Uke tutor, balikbayenbox-sized air intakes, tn fans that kept vehicles anchored ve nencom. FEBRUARY 2006 EETJENSON BUTTON cect Peery Sura once et onto eerie ae per? Is ttre that Formula One av Pre eed Peper peepee oe etc ert oon ve dane it, thou i eee) ret een ne ee ee Cee Ficaeeereneeiee corre ay eee er epee eet perro eieeperet esi) you think Schum the shi think again, Many die-hard F aficionados swear by one name: ‘Aiton Senna da Siva, beter ‘knows as Ayton Senna, the ery fist three-time world champion ‘Seana fist got a taste of motor racing in 1966, when he was Only Four yar ld. Cu to: Winning the prestigious Macau Formula Ford 2000 Grand Prix and clang the 1983 Beh F3 championship, get ting a seat with the Tolemar-Hart Fexmula One team forthe 1964 seston, He soon eared his Sst ampionship point atthe South Atican Grand Pix and garnered three podium finishes after. But it was only when he moved to the MeLaren team that he began cn ing championships. He brought home the 1968, 1990, and 1991 Ft Drives Championship in utety convincing fashion practice eesti, But oming to his big Teva this outpouring of talent base ones, he took tothe fe on that made his demise all the more Sanday. ‘hocking. At the 1994 San Marino Senna was in pole postion, snd GP (eel in the Autodromo Enzo e a good start secured him the ead Dino Fer), Senna then racing However a cath caution for Willan: Renault, was already flag to drop fo the duration ofthe upset during the Friday merning fst ap. As soon as th flag w Burchell inthe Hospital and out Senna’ car Utd its whels of serous stfety Sues on the ack, know as Tamburello, and ‘claim feriyingly backed fo the wal, n those days, tions, and sadly, Tamburello Honda ferbeen vio not one of them. Senmats car was traveling at around S10kph, and telemetry shows that he had mar aged to low it down to 217Kph in the two seconds before he slammed into the unprotected conxete wal He was rushed by helicopter to & nearby hospital, where he ded of sasive brain i ‘ter Senna death, a masive ion was undertaken Tamburolo was replaced with 3 chicane, The banning of active suspension, whi might have saved Senna’ life, was also bared, Steck fs was Willams team boss. 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We hope there’s a miracle out there but, in the meantime, it kills and kills and nobody's found acure for it. HIV and AIDS—ignorance isn’t bliss WORDS: CHRISSY ,ICAMINA _p)OTOGRAR: OCS ALVAREZ nting a New ‘We se small wooden table alive October 2008 “Bu then again, Nock Yankees with photographs resting bya wall this statistic i just an et cap, aT of cracking pant: 2 weeding reveals Dr ove Seicon, exec shit koma Pablo carving his newborn son, a vectar of the Remedios AIDS fommercial fan portralt, and his son in school Found bank faied uniform We then aut him dow he picture a pair of Pony sneakers acquied HIV, "It the country because HIV test are om hie wife ast Christina, ‘old Palo Olivares cavally walk the stiets of Manila jue ke day other man you'd come across on morning, He deliberately ies hs tired eyes with the Bill this ap, looking tke the usual Malate night ow hung ove fiom the reious aight. "he weariness that lines his face, though, i at from » hangove |s HIV-positive. fas been for almost {hee years now He acguized the Huan Inmunodeliency Virus while working asa graphic designe in Dubai "Nagtrebaho ako room ater my wife gave birt to ous son. Bayo ko Dubai medye rahirap ang buhay ‘aeajr naman, Tnutulrgan tora kami so apartment na ra bago ako mals,” Pablo shares, motioning at his modest pad FEBRUARY 2006 ww thm.com.h tals us, "Treally want to go ito 1 bese ang talaga, Jang bess lang saya Tho dun ko Pablo found out tht he had HIV when he went to a hospital in Dubai ompaining of immerse fatigue. “Ang ‘daming test na gina sa ain, yun gtamal See akong goals a di maa-achie Imauubusa ak ros 5a mundo. ‘ng concen ko, kar anon isin rg pana Pablo is one of appoaimately 2.373 HIV cases inthe Philippines 38 of 1. done volun wit sult kept ential, So thenés nm way for us really check” Although often mistaken forthe same les, Acne Immunodeficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and HIV arent the same FIV isan infection that attacks the bodys immune system and radualiy destroys it overtime. “Once HIV-positive, one ie susceptible to portunistic infections, And these the usual nesses that don ly cause diseare in a person with enh mise eytem Here in the Pailippines, these epportuniste Infections usualy manifest as erculois, pneumonia, diarehea, id weight loss, and eventually certain cancers,” explains Dt. Secon (nthe other hand, death inevitable once AIDS sets in Its The last and most lethal stage of} EnaIV, causing ones immune system to totally beak down. Once infected ‘ith AIDS, one experiences most, i ot all ofthe following symptom: recurring swollen glands, drenching ight sweats, els, fever, paralyzing fatigue, and Kaposs Sarcoma, a form of eancer that produces brownish or purl eslons in one's body. A peron with AIDS often dics f other Aiseases Uke pneumonia because thelr damaged immune systems can no lange Bight infections “The lfespan of someune HIV postive fom the onget is 10 to 12 Sear” sayeSescon "Bu if you have {healthy festyle—you dont smoke, Sink, yout not sessed you ean lve upto 15 more years. We have ne lent now wo, because of hi healthy Leste, has beer HIV positive For 18 yeas now. What really ‘ands out, thou, sith people vith shortened Life spans ally depression and non-acceptance of thee files” abo himself was hesitant about ng his wife he was HIV-positive Wola akong gus satin a wie to, Ince ta sig Pro hind bo nab divetsong, ‘Uy, may HIV oo ‘Nagebeat around the bush ako, RENT (20722 2008 wv hm com on nagkunentotungkol sa trabake, fungto a memories namin nung boyfiend-gitiend pa fang han ‘ang haba nga ng rasulat ko, Unabot sa puntong paulte-lt korg sinabing siya lang tlaga ang minal ko nang sania. nasi akong naging ‘nfalthfl ako sa kanya. Tepos fy na, snub kona aged yg Eensequence ng action ko” ‘Hs vile meer wite Bac. “Eh vara ka nagsusuatar aye ‘rage message olin” he adds, Yet be reve gathered the courage to el he (One day she jst sent him acurt fie mesage telling him to come home “Pag-uviko, walang sumundo eo akin sa alzpot.” he recall. Accepting 2 fate wrought by lation, he ode cab home to an emp apartment. "Feo yurg mga gamit ia nario pa rin. Kay tnawogan ko yung paents ria. Sabi ila, nandun sil, pero sa ‘usurod na raw na fang daw sil diadaa.” i wife and son didnt ative the nextday. Paulo recounts how, after that day, he never expec: to see his family again. "i na ako nag-epec.aghibong na lang oko, nanood ng T at naplalakdlakad se labas na parang zombie, Bafaia na kung masegasaan.” ‘After a week in elation, Fablo' wife arived at his deorstag, “Dolo riya yung anak nomi. yak ako rang yoke rn. Miyako ma ‘ako. Lalo akong naiyak. Ala ko mandi sla en,” he shares “uans out since she found out that abo had HI, she invested a ot of time in Enernet cates doing esearch on the disease. Tough ber research, she leamed that HIV vest an illness as oatagious a the foommnon eld, something that canbe Aequted through a mosqute bite. or “someting that canbe exh ast by sharing the same tena His wifes acceptance may seem lke a happy ending toa haastbeaking Story adout another family shatex by AIDS Silence fils his apartment, though. Theses nether a eound of aed playing nor any toys bing Sound. Except for thelr photographs, ‘here's no trace of Pablo's wife and son inthe apartment. "My wife and T separated” Pablo says. “Dum na lang siya eo patents iy, alagaan pa ang anak ko gloat lola nya, But wee okay. Choice Ro rie naman na maghinalay fami. Ang 30 ie ko naman, issue talaga 3a aye yung nagawa kong ‘aging untalthfal sa kay Biter pain sya tungtol dun hanggang ngayon.” However be adds that his family wists him thrice a week "Alam namin ng aan kang nag smamatalan pa vin kam” Despite their separation, Pablo may be considered one of the luckier foes, "Most of our eens ate not ‘open to discuss the issue about ‘hee stars with thei families, 20 there's no support from ther,” sys Sescon, "And these Infected who a8 turned away fom tele families Live on thls own. o they do lve with et fais but they just dont alk about i, That's why we tll our Clients that eventually thy’ have to go back to their failes to ak for thelr care and suppect. The NGOs can only do so much to give ther the Suppor they need ‘cco to Secon, the HW ‘AIDS stigma is prompted by fea of contracting the deadly infection, “Once you have conc informaton—how RVs acquired and warsmited—then the fear wil be dispelled,” he explains “Eauaton can cub the sigma, 0 5 now at iformation, then youcan convey that information hose people wham you know engage in actlis that may tans the fsease. But you yourself should ‘38 PERCENT OF THE YOUTH BELIEVE Bab yt ise Pei op ye) P77 Ve ree nt Porc ear eee Pre-Campaign Pee ry Cer eS re pee ers oes rece pend cree paren ory eel pore ee eee perenne cri Pinel enpriirenieenney ein yd Peer ener after intercourse can preventchange in ode for you to share tha infomation,” Ta society that hows on population contol and contaceptie, though, AIDS educations a daunting task. “Alam ko many are gnoant on ‘ADS. Ang daring sabésabi, ala ng ea maubuhan ka lang ng may AIDS, rmahahawe kana. 0 kay makoscoy mo lang a eletator, magloke IV ba ra This is ot TB oF en” Pablo Says “Sana medica ang 00 22 ‘AIDS at maging commen Iowedige ‘ang prevention at transmission rio [alanganng sex eduction—pora lam ng kato ang ano ang safe sex. Fan bib ng condos an mg syn kang mar arg il lar yung Eensequeces ng Win papa an?” ‘nce you have EI, yu never know en the last minute of you life wl come," reveals Serco, Uncertainty isthe worst consequence Df HIV. You dont know if you fly or frends wil accept you once you have i, youll never know when the paint your body wil go aay, and you have no idea when all your Sutfeting wil end. Theres no eure for HIV; AIDS tsa death sentence ‘There ae neakthrough medicines called antiretroviral, though, that prolong an HIV positive’ ie from the typical 10 6 12 yeas to up to 20 to 25 more yar. “The man functions of these antiretroviral Is to slow doen the replication of FIV and therefore slow down the progression into AIDS—But it doesn't ure HI" easifis Seseon "The pice tag of these antiretroviral is anywhere from 20,000 to 30,000 a month erclaing the cost of tests te monitor the progesion of one’s IV. "But ‘the bottom line sit wont change ‘the quality of your life—in a day you take 8 minimum of five to seven ils and these will go higher once you have opportunistic infections to up 020 ple” saye Secon. ‘ne may go through most of the following side effects once der antiretroviral eatment ign nema, digestive problems, fat oss in one's limbs and at the same time at gui in the stomach of behind the neck, rashes, nerve damage that begin with the fet ot hands, kilney {amage, and bone problem. ‘As for Fable, he's opted rt to take antetrovils bt has ben aking 1 ot of Vitamin Cto increase his fesstance, “ala naman akong bsyo dat kaya Lean say ma healthy naman ‘te, nagkataon fang na naghe- HIV. At fam tong nakat.tulong yung bealy lifestyle to and good eatonship vith my family sa siovasyon ko,” he say. “Gumigsing ako arow-araw at ratisip kona, ‘Ak, bok ito na yurg ing araw ko sa mundo! Pero hat aman ng tao dapat gorun me isi. ‘imo matalamen hung talent akunin ni Lord Does Pablo sometimes forget that he infected its RIV? "Pag tog flo,” he ancwers candidly, “Although minsan nagging ckongbasang-tosa sa sari kong paws kay sobrany faking tim bo, Pero nakaallmuton ko yung etaasyon ko pag kasama ko fang ano at asta ko, Haha, oh Halaman ko yung lunglo pero at the same tine nareremind alo na these moments war at Pablo's neighbors in his apartment building ae aware of hs condi Okay naman sla, mga etude as Aaya edvcated i, ha grant sit bo, inbayan nile akong agli, nijajayonglabas © mag basketball inkansnp Knaus Diang maivasan na may von to na tral naa ang gin sa ain. Ala sigue ila sex worker ako dat, haha Fara tanggap ka ra yur at sonay nt ‘hos ong 3 hind a at ak ko Jeg insane Plagued with reget upon finding preteen rE al PU Seep y ce THN Bee d rT] Pooper Seeman eres rs Perey eles eget Pete eee ein nN eater) pepeser eae ere peer eer ree err Peper serenity erties Peery Pe ees Peas rear Cree tata en es eerie eee ean erent and blood) with the mucus pean paar poieer metre eee ers oceans one coe eer ee Pierre See er ore cern tt Pacem ny eee mer rer pcre pipe earn ed Penney Peete Ts AIDS for years. These medicines, ores eer eee side effects, oneself ina preventable predicament ng pinagstsihon ke ong tale sina ko yung eiala ng azo ko Pablo shares. He ads tat although safe exis an effective means of preventing HIV and other STDs, “learaed monogamy yung bes Condom brea, hind! bat had to learn thatthe fad ay Sescon pots out, “Ii iortant to know that everyone of has a 1 in contaling the sread of HIV. We Shand chek out aw behavior and lestye so we can make the necessary ‘hanges.” Heads: “Remember, at the en ofthe day, you cat pont ‘ingos3tanpbody and say, Because Despite abl’ dreadful condition, of you, Igot BIV—it was your chace, death ie not his grater fea. "My So, gel educated and ofr care and. greatest fear is] magha-AIDS yung compassion to those have been nga maka ko sa buhay. Ako na lang, acted with HIV and AIDS. Page ila” FM Pome aeroer CLAS etry Line pees Reach Out AIDS Fo“OCONEE VINO ‘You'e among the country’s ‘most promising bunch of pool | sensations. long with Miguel ‘Motina and Jackie Pangilinan, you think you guys could match the gos feat of Eric uhain and [Akiko Thompson? ‘Tobe compared to people of that caliber is ume T kind of get embarrassed when they try to compare me to them. Weve all been training in the Sates and the main difference is when you train there, alot more people are swimming ata highes level. Not to put dove other peopl, but when 1 vas swimming hese [had no competition There's nobody to push me, When I weat to the States, I declded to goto a university where I would be ‘he last man in the totem pole, ‘which i what happened. swam with people in the US Olympic team, World Championship team, I haver't gotten into that level yet, but the more I do ‘that, the more IL improve | canwe eventually put up a fight ‘against the swimming gods like lan Thorpe, Michael Phelps, and Grant Hackett? [think it's feasible but it doesn't happen overnight. 1 hope Fm still alive when it happens. Alot of factors come into it. People say, “How can Miguel beat someone lke lan Thorpe?” Hes, lke, 64" or 66" and has sie-16 feet 57” and have size 9 1/2 feet. OF course in swimming, the bigger your hands, the Longer your ‘ams, the igger your feet, the better. But then again, look at Kosuke Kitajima of Japan. He's a ‘world-record holder but he's my height and we have the same Ill So I do know i's posible You've competed in two Olympic Games. So capturing the gold medal inthe 3500- sneter freestyle in the recent MEET 014% 2008 www.mm.com.ph | Southeast Asian Games was no | bigs, right? ‘Olympics is the Olympics, bar none. But my mast memorable meet is not the Olympics but the SEA Games here in Manila, Tot many people get the chance to swim in front oftheir home crowd, To have the Trace Aquatics Stadium jampacked, with people standing up for 16 minutes cheering their hearts out, it was indeserbabl. IF thats the only memory Il have in my swimming caeet, be completely satisfied Do you feet horble everytime you touch the pad last? Losing neve really affected me, not until the 2004 Olympies—the ‘worst meet of my life, Iwas dead last Everybody from Southeast Asia whopped me, Ta make things worst, the press had to tell everybody about it. Tas reading te papers and they said it was an embarrassment, It telly bothered re. Ive never been criticized that bad in my ie. think it affected are smokin’ ry whole year in swimming Tt never really went avay until this SEA Games, This meet just rejuvenated me. [think I can be alot faster than Iam now. Many people think I can be 20 seconds faster. That’ a lot, but after ‘swimming in this meet, I think it's possible @ You've been living in the States for six years. Do you still go for Pinays? A\The most beautiful women I see are in the Philippines. The girls here You're also an honor student in the University of Georgia. Are you ‘more ofa nerd or a jock? Tm nat a jock and I dort: consider nyse really smart anyhow. 1 jst do what Ihave to do. enjoy ay Uife, [have circles of fiends, work. I cant say Im rally inclined to one facet of my life or the other, Sowhat other stuff do you dip into? Ta firm believer that you hhave to be versatile. Aside from swiruning, school, looking for work, [also have a couple of parttime jobs to keep me busy. ‘work in football stadium and Tima swim coach in the university for swimaners who are in the ages of 40s to 60s, basicaly college professors and graduate students, Tm also a salsa casino instructor. 1 started leaming summer last yer Te been teaching for six months now, is my stress reliever. I's really fon, Tm 30 into it, 1 see it being a part of my life forever. think Pl continue to teach, ‘That's areal surprise. What got you hooked? The reason I learned is because a friend of mine said salsa Is the sexiest dance form she'd seen and she wanted to learn. ‘So we're, like, let's try it out ‘And eventually I loved doing it. It’s salsa that originated from MIGUEL MENDOZA The bemedalled swimming sensation on skinny dipping, salsa, and beating lan Thorpe Cuba. Is different from the regular ballroom salsa where its really flamboyant and sraceful. When you talk about salsa casino, it’s all about fun, its all about street. If you've seen Dirty Dancing: Havana ‘Nights, where they're dancing in the streets, it's very similar. Ws fun, it's sexy. Do youalso want te dance competitively? ‘There are competitions in Atlanta, Miami, New York, mostly in the big sities. Hut L already compete in swimming So when I dance, 1 just want it to be fun. I don't want to compete dancing-wise. But { do perform. So are you making waves now in salsa more than swimming? Of course, swimming is my main thing. But people give rme compliments when T dance because Tm not afraid to move ry hips. And as women say in Latin Ameria, if you can't ‘move yout hips you're worth nothing, So they tke it that I ‘ean naturally move my hips. Ever invited anyone to go skinny- dipping? havent done it. But I thought about skinny dipping many ‘times, Im sure twill happen at some point. You've been livingin the States, {or sixyears. Do you sill go for Pinays? ‘The most beautiful women I see ae in the Philippines. The ils here are smokin: I'm into Filipina girs and Fiipina gels ‘with a mix. Im moze inctined to see Filipino women even in the States. [don't know but I'm jst more attracted to then, Has any of them sald you look fab in your trunks? get that a lot, but not from ‘women, Ha ha! Interview by Jasmine W. Payo.Ca MTT TN et yuson spend your money, I ) S] 5 but we can whisper things to you like the devil. 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Thad a python raped around me—t wasnt chicken that day: ‘ia the chirpy Aussie idiot try to take you fora drink afterward "to calm your rarvos"? Haat No, hz wife was there so he as very respectful ‘The fol! Ever Kent magazines with your picture onthe cover in the Car to get off speoding tickets? Teed todo that because the other day my oil friend was necting me for dinner and she calledme and sald: "Oh my God! [just go pulled ‘over She was always in Playboy and she carries copies of them in Ihe trunk, A cop pulled her over and she gave him a copy and got off witha teket, But I keep forgetting to put the magazines in my ear. Besides, many of the cops in LA are either mean or aay. Or both. Ever enjoyed a steamy ‘moment with a man ina car? 3s, yes, It was the third date and he dropped me off at my house, My family were home so we started making out inthe ca, then we ended up inthe back Seat and you know—itall went from there. Did the lovin’ go al the way into “aitth oar"? Ie did. He was my fst boyfriend and it was a pretty run-down ca! Do you have any tps for car sex? Yes, get a big SUV! Atte cars not that comfortable, and ts not at exciting a it ight bein a bigger ear ‘where you can ty out diferent stuff ‘nd gt into some new postions Wie near yout a ito poker wi He you ever payed stp poker? ove playing poker but stil havent worked out the finer parts ofthe game. I've never payed strip poker but Idi play spin the bottle when Iwas younger at high school parties Tha to kes a guy that realy id Like and was kindof grossed out. IF it had been a whole Duneh of guys that we realy Liked ‘then that would have been fan, You've stayed atthe Playboy ‘mansion, whats the best thing ‘about the parties there? [At the ones about four yea apo, Twould say the food tnd the deseert! Now the partes are lot of young f guts thle ens Alotof them ate half naked, some of them dont even have a plece of clothing on, they fully naked vith Unger painted foto their body. tt Tooks 30 eal you : don't reaize at first that 2 they're totaly nude,‘If you asked me to pick just one position then...girl- on-top’ ‘Swoot Jens! We hea that Hef has bis own collection af monkeys. Have you ever soon one trying to sneak ‘ast security and join in the party? Haat Wouldnt chat be interesting? No, theyre actully in big ages with tone another, 0 they cait get out and ino the party. Imagine if they {id wouldnt that be a picture? Inceod. So dd yu ever see anything that te tabloids would have ded to Tve sen Owen Milson and Cuba Gooding J. partying there. But no, ve never sen anyone having fll sex, know that people have done it Inthe grotto butt havett even tried to goin there, tdort want to see ‘that don Like imagiving anybody ‘else doing that except me and my ‘boyfriend, Tm a one-man woman—I dont go down the group sex road. ‘You've said before that you and your ‘man {Smale Jonson Ackles} ‘What tps would you pass on to men about boing great inthe sack? You know what? Iebasically takes a connection between two people ‘There's no “do thie” or“ that, you just need two people to connect Sure, but down to the nity ‘tty—what sox advice would you {ive to our female readers? Don't be lazy in bed! You know, make sure your nan enjoys a good ‘me in bed. Dont be selfint Excellent advice. What position would you recommend? Tehink there ae a few different cones that are obviously enjoyable. you asked me to pick just one postion then...gtl on top What's the weirdest request you've ever had a from a fan? Probably a request for my used “underwear im gure there ae worse ‘things that could be requested and Te Heard about it before from other ils, sot wasnt that shocking. ‘Do you have a sexual fantasy that ‘u've never indulged in? Tim happy with my man S01 don't need to fantasize abou stuf, I've done al the things I want too. Where's the wildest place you've ‘ever had 30x? made love in aUifeguard ott ‘ona each once. Iewas ate at night and people werent really on the beach any moreso I suggested ‘me went up there and di a litle Something sexy and we did. Finally then, what's your favorite body parton yoursei? love my ip, my boobs, and my but. In that order? Which ordr? Fé say ips, butt, boobs, Or..well, dott know if one's my favorite but you could say it that vay. guess ove them all! FHMDigital shutterbug bite you in the ass? We've got five perfect cures for you! 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