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Praise For Farang
‘Not only does Dr Iain see the things that make up Thailand,
but he experiences them as well, bringing up unseen aspects
and presenting them to the reader in a very humorous way.’
- Lang Reid, Chiangmai Mail
DR IAIN CORNESS
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ISBN: 978-1-905379-42-2
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forests. For every tree felled, at least one tree is planted, thereby
renewing natural resources.
A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British
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D e d i cat ion
Dear Reader,
By purchasing this book you will have assisted two
young children with their education: Young Miss Marisa
and even younger Master Evan. My children! Education
in Thailand is expensive.
So right from the outset, you can see that basic
honesty and truths will be revealed to you in this book.
I wrote it because I need the money.
It is a small volume covering my experiences as a
foreigner in an alien culture. After you have lived in a
foreign country for a while, all the ‘amazing’ differences
between it and your own society eventually seem to
disappear as you become inured and hardened in your
new environment.
I began writing these short stories to keep alive the
fascination for something new, and then realised that
they might also be of interest to others who were either
living here in Thailand, had visited the Kingdom, or
were maybe even contemplating living here.
They deliberately do not follow a sequence, because
I wanted to convey the random and fleeting thoughts
that living in Thailand can inspire in anybody who
comes to this wonderful place.
However, they are all factual—even ones like
the cobra in the kitchen, which still gives my wife
nightmares, and the epic plane trip punctuated by
vomiting by my young daughter, but it’s alright, we’ll
never fly that airline again!
And I suggest that you don’t either. And beware of
sticky blankets.
Anyone who has visited Thailand will relate to the
story of my first Thai meal, and those who have sneaked
away for a couple of hours of dalliance will recognise
the soapy saga of the Mogambo (unfortunately torn
down to make a freeway or something equally as
unexciting).
One thing you should glean from these items is
that for me, Thailand remains the most exciting and
endearing country I have ever lived and worked in. It has
its frustrations, as you will read in the item on getting
married, or on getting a passport for my daughter,
but the hilarity that stems from everyday living is still
there.
I am living in the country that other people work and
save for 11 months, just to spend four weeks over here.
No wonder I am known to break out into spontaneous
laughter, for no apparent reason.
However, by the time you have finished this small
book, you will at least appreciate a few of those
reasons!
I hope you enjoy it, and my children will thank you
for buying it!
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