1. Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard.

2. Please wait outside of the house.

3. I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.
4. A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up
sunburnt.
5. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor
judgment.
6. It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
7. Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
8. Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to
realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
9. Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
10. The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
11. When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was
diamonds.
12. He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he
saw.
13. She found his complete dullness interesting.
14. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her
computer browser history.
15. She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
16. The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn't worth the effort.
17. He swore he just saw his sushi move.
18. He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense.
19. Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
20. She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared.
21. Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.
22. The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.
23. He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
24. He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
25. It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually
choosing.
26. Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.
27. Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.
28. This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
29. She was too short to see over the fence.
30. She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.
31. I’m a living furnace.
32. He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people
away from him.
33. The old apple revels in its authority.
34. Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.
35. She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
36. He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
37. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
38. She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
39. He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
40. The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
41. He told us a very exciting adventure story.
42. She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
43. It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.
44. In that instant, everything changed.
45. Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
46. She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.
47. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end
of the rainbow.
48. There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room.
49. The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown
future.