Professional Documents
Culture Documents
A Boys Best Friend
A Boys Best Friend
A Boys Best Friend
By
Jack Wimbush
jackwimbush@googlemail.com
INT. PRIMARY SCHOOL CLASSROOM - MORNING
TEACHER
...And every time you write "someone
says..." you have to use speech marks
before and after the words they say.
(indicates an example)
Like this, see? Now, if I were to
write...
TEACHER (CONT'D)
...Now, who haven't we heard from
today?
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Ah! Michael. Care to join us in the
land of the living?
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Michael, if I were to write "Michael
says "I can't stop daydreaming in
class"", where would I put the speech
marks?
Snorts of laughter.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Maybe if you pinned down your
wandering mind once in a while you'd
actually be able to answer my
questions.
Michael, unreadable.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
I'll test you again later today.
Please keep up.
FADE TO:
TEACHER
(over the commotion)
All right, all right! Oh, and don't
forget first thing tomorrow! Remember,
I want smiles and warm welcomes all
round!
The class bolt out of the room and into the corridor.
When his classmates are gone he speeds his pace, slips out
into the corridor and vanishes from view.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Remember what I told you Michael!
SERIES OF SHOTS:
A) Michael dumps his backpack to one side and shuts the door.
______________________________________________________
He screws up the note into a ball and shoves it in his
trouser pocket.
_______________
Michael slumps onto the sofa, drops his backpack besides the
coffee table. Withdraws a handful of sheets.
Then, to no one:
MICHAEL
I don't want to talk right now.
"Back by 10".
FADE TO:
MICHAEL
(to himself)
Sorry about yesterday. School was
pretty bad.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
She's the worst. You're lucky, y'know.
Don't have to deal with homework or
anything.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
My Dad says hi. Said he'd like to meet
you in person one day.
(pause)
I think he was trying to be funny.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
It's alright. Still weird without her
around.
(beat)
Anyway, what do you think? Think I
drew you okay?
On the drawing, and the two figures, the one labelled "ME"
and the other, labelled:
"ALEX".
MICHAEL
...and it wasn't until that night when
she found out that-
He stops, mid-sentence.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
Catch you later.
Michael springs into action. Sweeps the sheets into his bag.
Flings the coloured pens inside- just as schoolchildren flood
the room.
TEACHER
Okay, hush now!
TEACHER (CONT'D)
As some of you may remember, I told
you that we would be having someone
new join our class. Starting today. I
want you all to be on your best
behaviour.
An eternity-
NEW BOY
Hi. My name's ALEX.
MICHAEL
(whispering)
Psst. Alex.
Alex flits back and forth between the teacher and Michael.
ALEX
(whispering)
Yeah?
MICHAEL
It's Michael.
(pause)
Shouldn't you know that? Never mind.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
See... I know this is gonna sound
stupid, but...
ALEX
Go on.
MICHAEL
Well, I've got this friend.
ALEX
What's his name?
MICHAEL
Alex.
ALEX
Funny.
MICHAEL
You look just like him. Or just like I
thought he would look.
ALEX
Huh. He around here, or what?
MICHAEL
No. He's... It's difficult to explain.
ALEX
What? Made up? Nothing wrong with
that.
(pause)
You never know. Maybe I am him. Your
Alex.
(pause)
Just kidding.
ALEX (CONT'D)
Miss seems like fun.
MICHAEL
Are you serious? Can't stand her.
Y'know, this one time-
TEACHER
BOYS!
Michael and Alex turn to see the teacher, and most of the
class, staring at them. Their grins barely concealed.
They stroll side by side towards the main gate. Alex looks
over at the remaining huddle of parents.
ALEX
Your Mum or Dad over there?
MICHAEL
Last time my Dad picked me up was
months ago.
ALEX
And your Mum?
Michael shrugs.
ALEX (CONT'D)
Guess I'll see you tomorrow.
MICHAEL
You don't want to come over to mine,
do you? Won't be anyone else there.
ALEX
Thanks, but there's plenty for me to
do back home. What with having
recently moved in and all.
MICHAEL
Oh. Right. Of course.
(pause)
Bye, then.
ALEX
Bye.
MICHAEL
I'D TAKE AN ANIMAL OVER HER ANY DAY!
Alex laughs.
Pulls his chair towards the table. Stops. Ducks under the
table.
On Michael, inexpressive.
Then:
Books scatter
Glass cracks
Michael ROARS
Michael stares down into the open cardboard box. Clutches the
cracked photo frame.
Holds out his hand. Allows the photo frame to slide from his
grasp and into the box below. Steps away.
We stay with the box. Move down to its front facing side.
Zoom in on the writing:
"Laura's things"
A bell RINGS.
TEACHER
Back here in 25 minutes!
The same girl from earlier hangs back. She gazes over at the
duo; Michael waving his hands, Alex snorting with laughter.
MICHAEL
So, as I was saying, this guy was-
ALEX
Do you know her?
MICHAEL
Who?
ALEX
You know who. She was watching you for
ages. You can't not have seen her.
MICHAEL
Okay, fine, I saw her. So what?
She's...weird.
ALEX
So you do know her.
MICHAEL
Only for being weird.
ALEX
Huh.
ALEX (CONT'D)
I bet she likes you. You should talk
to her.
MICHAEL
If she wanted to say something to me,
she would.
ALEX
She might be shy-
MICHAEL
Can we talk about something else?
ALEX
Sure. Sorry.
MICHAEL
Okay. So, the other day...
THE FRIDGE
A note:
FADE TO:
DAD
Hey buddy.
DAD (CONT'D)
This is what happens when I try to get
home in time.
MICHAEL
It's your fault.
DAD
At least no one was hurt.
MICHAEL
You were.
DAD
I don't count.
DAD (CONT'D)
Now, you might have to spend a couple
of days with your-
MICHAEL
She won't want me. She never has.
DAD
Things are being arranged. Just a
couple of days. That's a promise.
MICHAEL
(under his breath)
She hates me.
DAD
Don't ever think that. Me, on the
other hand-
MICHAEL
You've done nothing wrong.
DAD
She deserves better.
DAD (CONT'D)
Anyway. Shouldn't you be in school?
MICHAEL
They're fetching someone for me.
DAD
That's nice of them.
(pause)
Don't worry about me, okay?
MICHAEL
Okay.
Class in session.
TEACHER
You feeling okay?
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Good. Pop over to your desk.
ALEX
(whispering)
What happened?
MICHAEL
(whispering)
Overslept.
Michael and Alex are alone. Arranged across their twin desks
is a spread of Michael's DRAWINGS. He jabs at one.
MICHAEL
That one I drew ages ago. That's why
ALEX
It's good. Colourful.
MICHAEL
This was a couple of months later. You
can tell, can't you? Looks way better.
ALEX
Cool stuff. Really cool.
MICHAEL ALEX
But this one, this is one of Michael, about yesterday-
my-
ALEX (CONT'D)
The girl.
MICHAEL
Yeah.
ALEX
I mean, you really couldn't just say
hello? Or smile?
MICHAEL
I don't know her.
ALEX
Exactly. And it's not like you're
going to know anyone if you're not
willing to take that first step.
MICHAEL
You sound like my dad.
ALEX
I sound normal. Am I your only friend?
MICHAEL
Shut up.
ALEX
You sit at the back. You don't talk to
anyone else.
MICHAEL
Stop it.
ALEX
I'm not trying to be mean, I'm telling
you the truth.
ALEX (CONT'D)
It's not like you make up for it by
working hard. You may as well not even
be here.
MICHAEL
Shut up, shut up, shut up...
ALEX
You're not listening. And nothing is
going to get better until you do.
Nothing is ever going to get better
until you want it to.
Alex, tentative.
ALEX (CONT'D)
Look, Michael-
MICHAEL
(staring ahead)
I don't want to talk to you.
ALEX
It's not-
MICHAEL
You're not my friend. You're not my
Alex.
ALEX
I never said I was. I joked about it.
MICHAEL
I thought you were pretending. That it
was our little secret.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
I guess-
Tears another.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
I was just-
Another.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
Stupid.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
But that's fine. Because I'm never
talking to you again.
Alex is horrified.
TEACHER
...So that would be wrong, you see?
The apostrophe goes after the "d" but
before the "s".
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Alex, where would I put an apostrophe
in the words "James' bike"?
ALEX
After the "s" but before the "b". I
think.
TEACHER
Very good, Alex. Now...
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Michael. Head up please.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Where would I put an apostrophe in the
words "Edward's apple"?
ALEX
Um, That's-
TEACHER
I'm asking Michael now, Alex.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Michael? Do you need me to repeat the
question?
MICHAEL
(mumbling)
Before the "b"?
TEACHER
Now, Michael. Can you find a "b" in
"Edward" or "Apple"?
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Couldn't you at least try?
MICHAEL
No.
TEACHER
Excuse me?
MICHAEL
Leave me alone.
TEACHER
Now, Michael, I hardly think-
MICHAEL
Shut up.
TEACHER
Right. With me. NOW.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Come on. Hurry up.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Michael-
MICHAEL
WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT! CAN'T YOU JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE! I- I HATE ALL OF YOU!
JUST SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
(beat)
Shu... sh...
TEACHER
I think it's best if you go to the
headmaster's.
ALEX
Miss, it's my fault. I was-
TEACHER
I don't want to hear it. Sit down.
The noise from inside the office rises. Michael turns to face
the door-
HEADMASTER
...She couldn't think straight, kept
calling it "the Shangri-La of
Norfolk".
HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
Young Michael, correct?
Michael nods.
HEADMASTER (CONT'D)
In you come.
FADE TO:
His eyes wander aimlessly- The empty chair to his left, the
scraps of paper in the bin. He suddenly feels even worse.
Alex scoops it up. Holds it under his desk. Unwraps the ball
carefully. Scans the wrinkled message:
Then-
MICHAEL ENTERS.
The Bell RINGS. The class lose interest, swarm out- flooding
past him.
TEACHER
Have a good weekend. Don't forget the
homework.
ALEX
How was it?
MICHAEL
Y'know, it wasn't-
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
Never mind.
ALEX
Michael!
ALEX
Wait, just a second!
ALEX (CONT'D)
Please.
MICHAEL
What.
ALEX
I just wanted to talk.
MICHAEL
There's nothing to talk about.
ALEX
Can we sit down? Please.
ALEX (CONT'D)
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to
you like that before. It wasn't my
business.
MICHAEL
Yup.
ALEX
I was just trying to help.
(pause)
But it was a really stupid way to go
about it.
MICHAEL
You don't say.
ALEX
I think this is yours. Must've dropped
it.
MICHAEL
Should've chucked it away with all the
others.
ALEX
He around much, your Dad?
MICHAEL
Feels like less every day.
ALEX
Mum?
MICHAEL
(forced laughter)
You'd think. But there was always
something else. Someone else.
(pause)
Dad knew. Even I worked it out pretty
quickly.
(pause)
The worst part... he didn't even seem
to care. There weren't any big
arguments like you'd expect. It didn't
all come crashing down at once. It
just died. And everyone was fine with
that.
(pause)
Not me.
ALEX
I'm sorry.
MICHAEL
Don't be. Happens to a bunch of
people.
(pause)
Maybe I should just not care about it
anymore. Like my Dad.
ALEX
I think your Dad cares a whole lot
more than you might think.
Pause.
MICHAEL
Maybe.
ALEX
Y'know...
MICHAEL
Huh?
ALEX
I really think you should talk to her.
ALEX (CONT'D)
She's nice.
MICHAEL
But, I- it would just be- I don't...
ALEX
Trust me. Just this once.
MICHAEL
Fine. But if it's weird, I'm blaming
you.
ALEX
Gotcha.
MICHAEL
Hi.
GIRL
Hi.
MICHAEL
Uh... how was class? I missed most of
it.
GIRL
It was okay. Kinda boring.
Silence.
MICHAEL
(sheepishly)
I must've looked like a complete idiot
back there.
GIRL
No. Not really. Miss was unfair. I
don't know why she treats you like
that.
MICHAEL
I don't bother. I stare at the floor
and do nothing. That's why, I guess.
GIRL
I like your drawings! They're
so...creative. The colour, especially.
MICHAEL
Really? I've got loads at home, I'll
bring them in sometime...
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
...ran out of space in my room, so you
can have a couple. If you want.
GIRL
That'd be so cool.
(pause)
I do some doodling, but it's pretty
bad.
MICHAEL
I bet you're great. What do you like
to draw?
GIRL
Oh, y'know. Spaceships, aliens. Stuff.
MICHAEL
Not little ponies or sparkly rainbows?
She giggles.
GIRL
No, not little pink ponies.
MICHAEL
Hey, I never said pink!
She rolls her eyes. Michael laughs. They reach the double
doors- then he remembers.
FADE OUT.
THE END