Business Plan

Our team consists of John Ranellone (CEO), Jackson (Head of Marketing), Jordan (Head of
Engineering, working with Elon Musk to create our products), Nathan (Head of Finances), Isaac
(Brings Cultural Diversity, Also Head of Ethical Marketing strategies), Shauna (Head of Gender
Equality, Mr Weissenfeld (Head of Branding and Slogans)

Some ideas that me and my business partners have come up with are as follows:

Erasable Sharpies: Picture this, you’re a school kid that’s incredibly bored in class, out of boredom
you start sketching your 2 inch with a permanent marker on the table. Impressed with your work
you start grinning at your masterpiece but suddenly you see a recognizable face walking towards
your class through the window. Its your crush!!!!!!!!!! Oh Nooooo!!! She’s gonna see how tiny your
junk is!!!! If only you had our brand new, absolutely original erasable sharpies!!!!! Quickly with the
special permanent marker only eraser you can erase your 2 incher and your crush will never know
how small your junk is. Buy your own erasable markers NOW at www.erasbalemarkers.com.au!!

Shampubes: We all know that shampoo and conditioner is existent all around the world and is easily
accessible to anyone who needs it. But the problem with these products is that they are only used
for your hair. Luckily with the help of Jordan and Elon Musk we have engineered a product that will
be used for generations to come and we call it Shampubes. Shampubes is a grooming cream that will
be used for your genitals and will provide your genitals with intense care and a comfortable feeling
throughout the day. Shampubes has been specially engineered for athletes and people with office
jobs that often find themselves with sweaty genitals that make them smell. Shampubes will reduce
the sweating throughout the day by 99.9% and also keeps your genitals smelling fresh. Buy
Shampubes at www.shampubes.com.au or you can find them on your local Woolworth’s shelfs.

The Floating Cloud: Picture this, It’s a rainy day and your rushing late to your job interview. You’ve
got your hands full with all your documents which makes it incredibly inconvenient to hold your
umbrella. Your dropping all of your documents and you’re getting wet because you can’t keep your
umbrella above your head and now it’s looking incredibly unlikely that you’ll get the job. Now
imagine if you had just had one extra hand to help you hold your stuff, that’s where the floating
cloud comes in! This hands-free umbrella will allow you to get to work without the hassle of bringing
your umbrella with you and will keep you looking fresh for your job interview! The Floating Kloud
will be connected with Bluetooth to your mobile device and will have 10 hours of usage time before
you need to charge it which is amaze-balls!! Not only will the floating cloud be incredibly convenient,
you can also make your own customizable Floating Kloud, with different design and sizes!!!! Buy
your own Floating Kloud NOW at www.floatingkloud.com.au.