MAY / / 27 / / ISSUE 32

VILLAGE
WEEKLY
WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

Mass Shooting
Using A Firearm
Hobbes Issues A Challenge
HENRY DILLANGER
JOHN
Although no one could have
foreseen this turn of events, a Notorious Animal Expert Hobbes has another incredible challenge for
player has died from gun violence. the people of VillageCraft! Using the photo below your task is to
Monkedas was minding their identify the following things for an award.
business when local mafia boss For 300k you must list the species, subspecies and zoo of the beautiful
MysteriousKing decided they creature in the photograph. You can win an extra 50k for naming both
didn't like the look of Monkedas. the gender & birthday combined.
Many players are speaking up PM Hobbes with guesses or whenever you see him on for a chance to
about the ease of buying a gun win big! You have until the next Issue of Village Weekly to win!
(Nurtuls gun gallery has every When you guess the correct answer make sure you keep it to yourself
type of firearm your heart desires! so others can have a chance to win too! If the answers are announced in
Shop now today!). At the moment server chat then the challenge ends!
there is no legislation or any type
of preventative measure for gun
violence. Until something is done
about this the only way to protect
yourself is to buy a gun and shoot
anyone who looks suspicious.

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SLEUTH!
Image Obsessed
GamerTag Files LOVER OF ART
The X Files lesser known cousin bares all
SARAH GOLEM

VillageCraft’s lovable CM’s file has been cracked open.

KoalaBurrito had come upon the server after receiving her dad's old
account. She wanted to change it since they were different beings. At
the time she chose two words that she liked. Koalas, those cute
Australian animals, and burritos, a wonderful midnight snack choice. The beautiful image seen above
Though she liked the words at the time of the creation KB is currently showcases the incredible balloon
unsure about it. She wishes to be called either KB or Burrito Thank you Dallas made in honor of Theodorf.
KB for letting your file be opened. Whose will it be next week? Stayed We can’t imagine a better tribute.
tuned!
Fun little fact about KB, she has never had a Burrito. CDPIV You Rock!
THE EDITOR
Kitty Up to Cult Activities
CD is one of the best players on
VillageCraft. A longtime favorite, he
The news that Kitty had joined a cult took the server by is always creating amazing redstone
surprise. Thankfully one concerned citizen followed the creations that can delight the player
story for us, they had this to say: for hours. CD is also willing to lend a
Upon checking on some rules in the info room, I noticed a hand and help out the average player,
weird cult-like symbol on the ground surrounded with blood which is always a sought-after skill!
and other cult like objects. A menacing voice was repeating With an incredible humor CD is
some bogus while his henchmen, or was it his leader? was always a delight to converse with so
performing rituals on the innocent VillageCrafter. "Chanting please do when you get the chance.
lines of blind witchery, Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless When you see CDPIV on the server
object alive. awaiting reprisal.. another casualty beyond the list you know it’s going to be a good
shadows she falls, losing ground her fate she feel draws time! Village Weekly loves you CD!
near, fatality reality, await the final call. Abolish the rules
made online." This is what the cult figure was rambling on
about.. supposedly some real bad-ass song lyrics. Not sure
what they mean about abolishing the rules made online...
The cult figure was attempting to take over one of
VillageCraft's most humble citizens, none other than the
owner of Kittyland herself, KittyPopping. What I witnessed
was horrific, and a stop must be put on this evil cult that is
seemingly operating in qualia. -Anonymous VillageCrafter
We think this courageous player for getting observing the
occurrences that day! Without their account we would only
have a picture and speculation. We hope KittyPopping is
okay and wish her a safe recovery!

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CURRENT EVENTS:

Apocalypse was Survived!

SOMEONE WHO WASN’T THERE

From all accounts those who attended KoalaBurrito’s first event had a dashing time! With plenty of pvp
action, the players were able to fight and enjoy themselves. MysteriousKing reigned victorious, with
DDR coming in 2nd, and Daypath finishing 3rd. Thank you to everyone that made it out and we hope
you join for the next event!

Have you ever wanted to be a part of a

project bigger than yourself?
Do you love underground adventures?
Then Shadow has the project for you!
He has been working closely with
Dallas to create an incredible
subterranean village called Cavern
Cove. An Impressive Lift has been
constructed and the excavating has
become on the servers next Utopia.
If you’re interested in getting involved
contact Shadow! They are looking to
invite everyone in the server to join and
participate in developing this
monumental underground village.

Do you ever need to advertise?? Village Weekly would love to do it for

you!

Need a spouse? Put out an ad!

Have a Shop? Put out an ad!
Want someone dead? Put out an ad!

Just PM a Reporter the details! (That’s Allison, Naomi, or Nurtul in case

you forgot) and we will make sure your ad ends up in the next issue!

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ROBOT!

TopicBot4000
TOPICBOT 4000

Wool. Wool is a block that can be gathered by using the shears tool on a sheep. Wool can come in
many colors, which can be gathered by dying the sheep, or dying the wool after it is collected. Wool
can also be crafted by using 4 string, creating white wool. Wool is a great decorative block, due to the
many colors it can be. Many humans choose to decorate their floors with wool carpets, and their walls
with wool blocks. Wool is flammable, so it should not be used near any sources of flames or high heat.
Wool is used to craft different color beds, and other things as well. Consider wool for your next
decoration activity.

A Tweet by Nurtul:

Benches of Tilgangur
Grainy Planker Looking for a Good book? Swing on by
to Alli’s Book Store for some quality
Benchers, I have a treat for you today, one of the least
literature today! Located in downtown
extravagant benches in Tilgangur finally gets her chance in the
Tilgangur, Alli’s Book Store has some of
spotlight. That's right, this week's bench is the famous Leigh!
the best books VC can offer!
Leigh is a younger bench in the north Tilgangur district. She was
the first bench in Tilgangur that was built by one of the city's
Written a Good book? Swing on by to
current owners, Naomi. Leigh is hidden behind a billboard,
Alli’s Book Store for some quality money
making her a great spot to hear the sounds of the city without
today! Located in downtown Tilgangur,
sitting in the view of the busy public streets. Leigh is hidden
Alli’s Book Store has some of the best
behind a sign on Temple street. Leigh was built after there were
hundreds of complaints from North Tilgangur residents who money VC can offer!
needed a quiet place to be outside without traveling across the
bridge into dirty south Tilgangur. Many of the residents of the
north area do not live indoors, as they are waiting for their
skyscraper homes to put in floors and/or stairs so that they can
access their living areas. Leigh gets very busy at night, as many
locals battle to be the first to claim a spot to sleep for the night.
Next time you are visiting North Tilgangur, be sure to give Leigh
a visit!

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Kitty’s Cult Activities Give Her Power Over

Undead?
-Peter Ross
After KittyPopping was seen in some strange cult ritual, she appears to have gained some special powers! In
talking to Shadow, she was talking about chilling with an undead Zombie! She stated “we just chillin” and “Hes
now my homie” We can’t help but think that clearly her cult activities have made her either an undead herself!
Or someone who controls them! This means she will either have an undead dance party for all, because what
else would you need hundreds of zombies for, or a friend for life! Everyone knows you can’t have too many
friends! Though if this writer is being honest, I’m agreeing with Shadow’s response to the strange encounter,
“Weird.”

Guns were probably invented in China in the 9th century. They use a directed explosion to
launch a bullet at a very high speed toward a target.

Guns are a great tool for cutting rope, collecting berries, and keeping the weirdos who hang out
at Walmart away from you. There are many different types of guns, but they all can be used by
pressing a lever to do an explosion which will launch the projectile(s).

If you don’t have a gun, you probably need one to keep those foolish zombies away from you,
lucky for you, they can be bought at Nurtul’s Gun Gallery in Slime Kingdom.
/warp v-Slime_Kingdom

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