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POPE: Welcome to ‘Top of the Popes’, live from the Vatican with me
Benedict X-V-Aiii. I’m joined today by members of the public to
talk about everyone’s favourite deity and my personal best
mate; God.
POPE: Firstly I’ll talk with the overeager, orange gentleman with
lipstick on his collar and a fleet of Jezebels surrounding him.
BERLUSCONI: Your Holiness, I’m Silvio and I’ve had some minor problems
and I’m pursuing God’s mercy.
POPE: Child, we all have miner problems from time to time, this is how
the Lord tests our faith.
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POPE: Lucky for you I’ve facilitated many and I mean; many
individuals in your position regain the grace of God. Are you a
man of the cloth?
BERLUSCONI: No your Holiness, but I once took a cathedral to the face. Does
that deem me worthy of forgiveness?
POPE: Silvio, I can see that despite all the allegations, rumoured ties
with the mafia and your excessive media control – that would
make Murdoch jealous, that you are a religious man at heart.
After all the Catholicism has been accused of many dreadful
acts in the past – yet we know we’ll feel the warm embrace of
our Lord when our time comes.
POPE: Say three “Hail Marys” and – I suppose God would be more
welcoming if you made a contribution. The Apostolic Palace is
need of a new roof, you know?
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