A comedian telling an unresponsive 

audience, “you all are a great How was the trip? It was … Meh 
crowd”
Dad released a belch from the pit of his stomach.
A fire station that burns down.
Daryl gargled the mouthwash.
The horse’s hooves clip-clopped on the cobblestones.
That was a questionable idea.
Additionally, that picture says a lot.
Delivering bad news by saying, “the good news is”
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Denver won 4-2
Age is a state of mind.
A t-shirt with a “Buy American” logo that is made in China.
They knew that the principal was coming because they heard
the jingle of his keys. A work of art should be like a well-planned crime.

All hands on deck! Describing someone who says foolish things a “genius”

It wasn’t up to scratch. Did you forget to flush the toilet?

America took home gold. Dissatisfied with her work, Beth crinkled up the paper and threw it
in the trash.
An authority figure stepping into the room saying, “don’t bother to
Each friend represents a world in us.
stand or anything”
Entering a child’s messy room and saying “nice place you have
Art is a fruit that grows in man, like a fruit on a plant, or a child in
here”
its mother’s womb.
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own
Art washes away from the soul, the dust of everyday life.
nature into his pictures.
As Tom got closer, the dog began growling.
Every time I paint, I throw myself into the water in order to learn
Blind as a bat how to swim.
Books reach out to kids. The large dog said, “Bow-wow!”
Both bees and buzzers buzz. Fear gripped the patient waiting for a diagnosis.
Can I buy you a glass? Fight like cats and dogs
It left a lot to be desired. Fits like a glove
Can you see that star winking at you? For woman is yin, the darkness within, where untempered
She’s horizontally challenged. passions lie.

Coming home to a big mess and saying, “it’s great to be back” He could play the guitar just like ringing a bell.

Cool as a cucumber He’s big boned. 

I’ve read this book a hundred times.
He feels buried under a mountain of work.
He heard an ear-splitting shriek.
I can’t go out; I have a ton of homework.
I like onions, but they don’t like me.
He is a grey beard.
He’s vertically challenged.
I’m so broke, I don’t have two cents to rub together.
He is out earning the bread and butter.
He runs like the wind.
Hello from the other side, I must have called you a thousand
times.
Her eyes are not smiling at us.
I’m dying of thirst.
Her heels clacked on the hardwood floor.
His brain is the size of a pea.
My phone is not cooperating with me today.
My suitcase weighs a ton.
His heart of stone surprised me.
His new car was as fast as greased lightning.
Hope is the thing with feathers.
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while.
Are you afraid of things that go bump in the night?
Are you paying with plastic?
However, the mail is running unusually slow this week.
Hurts like the devil.
The wounded soldier groaned.
She’s between jobs.
The cow aggressively mooed at the passing freight train.
The brains helped me with my homework.
i am addicted to skateboarding.
The patient sounded like he was hacking up a lung.
I can’t get my calendar to work for me.
I Love You to the moon and back.
I wanted to get money, but the ATM died.
I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with
my tongue.
I’m pleased to meet your better half.
The root beer fizzed over the top of the mug.
My hand hurts so much it’s going to drop off.
My heart danced when he walked in the room.
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.
If music be the food of love, play on.
If you want the red team to win, clap your hands right now!
If you’re going to cough, please cover your mouth.
In addition, the storm trampled the town.
Is there a black sheep in your family?
All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain.
Also, my brain is not working fast enough today.
It is not unusual for a dog to bark when visitors arrive.
It was so cold; I saw polar bears wearing hats and jackets.
It’s impossible to complete this puzzle.
Jacob could not sleep with the steady drip-drop of water coming My brother is stronger than iron.
from the sink.
The dishes fell to the floor with a clatter.
She’s getting on. 
I’m so sad that I’m drowning in tears.
He’s running faster than the wind.
My computer works very hard.
Juan had a hard time hearing the teacher over
My dad will kill me when he comes home.
his grumbling stomach.
I’m afraid you’ve been made redundant.
Last night I slept the sleep of the dead.
My flowers were begging for water.
Laughter is the best medicine.
If you have the hiccups, you should try drink a glass of water.
The new pencil sharpener hummed efficiently.
Have you considered early retirement?
Leaving a car wash at the beginning of a downpour.
If you see anyone coming, honk your horn.
He’s as skinny as a toothpick.
My house is a friend who protects me.
He’s buried in a sea of paperwork.
Janet murmured the answer under her breath. 
Life is a highway.
My Mom made enough food to feed an army.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep
moving. My teacher is older than dirt.
The bridge collapsed creating a tremendous boom. The snake slithered and hissed.
Light as a feather No man is an island.
Lightning danced across the sky. The cabinet opened with a distinct creak.
He’s not the sharpest pencil in the box.  Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat
to die.
Those clucking chickens are driving me crazy!
Nothing annoys me more than rapidly clicking your pen.
Like watching paint dry
Nutty as a fruitcake
Love is a battlefield.
She loves him more than life itself.
The clanging pots and pans awoke the baby.
Old as the hills
Marriage counselor divorcing third wife
Our coffee maker wishes us good morning.
My alarm yelled at me this morning.
John was disturbed by the strange moaning.
My brother can burp the alphabet.
Our vacuum hums a happy tune while it cleans.
Next Friday is never going to arrive.
Pretty as a picture
The wolves howled at the moon.
Rita heard the last piece of pie calling her name. The boots are in battle.
The swamp frogs croaked in unison. The bride and groom were not surprised to hear the familiar
Sending a Christmas card to someone who is Jewish. sound of clinking glasses.

She is more beautiful than the moon and stars. The cactus saluted those who drove past.

I’m so tired that I could sleep for a week. The cadets swelled with pride when they heard the clash of the
cymbals at their graduation ceremony.
Silence your cellphone so that it does not beep during the movie.
The camera loves her since she is so pretty.
Sly as a fox
The cash register popped open with a heart warming ca-ching.
The flag flapped in wind.
Slept like a log
Someone is knocking on the door.
She’s on the streets. 
Sparkle like diamonds
The prisoner was terrified to hear the crack of the whip.
Stating during a thunderstorm, “beautiful weather we’re having”
The suits are coming to do the yearly audit.
Strong as an ox
The teacher heard the distinct crunch of ruffled potato chips.
The dim-witted pigeon repulsed us with its nerve crawling coo.
Walking into an empty theater and asking, “it’s too crowded”
Telling a quiet group, “don’t everybody speak all at once”
We roasted marshmallows over the crackling fire.
He doesn’t suffer fools gladly. 
Winner of a spelling bee failing a spelling test.
Telling a rude customer to “have a nice day”
Works like a charm.
That bus is driving too fast.
The approaching car's headlights winked at me.
I search around the world. But I can’t seem to find someone to
love.
I smell success in this building.
That cat will keep meowing until you pet it.
That door jumped in my way.
The avalanche devoured anything standing in its way.
We’re going to have to let you go.
The best part about music class is that you can bang on the
drum.
The bird’s chirp filled the empty night air.