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    Monologue For Delhi Weds Haryana

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    Khamba introduces himself as the peon at the office. He tells his boss that his wife Bijli enjoyed the food and to thank his mother. Khamba has 32 followers total, with 2 being himself and 30 being Bijli since she is a woman. Bijli, working as a maid, tries to resolve a fight between her employer and his wife. She tells him fighting will only hurt them and their family, and that he should apologize to his wife. Simmi, an assistant, complains that the person she is talking to talks too much. She says she should charge for the advice since she does not have much money. She threatens to use a microphone at an event to repeat

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    Khamba introduces himself as the peon at the office. He tells his boss that his wife Bijli enjoyed the food and to thank his mother. Khamba has 32 followers total, with 2 being himself and 30 being Bijli since she is a woman. Bijli, working as a maid, tries to resolve a fight between her employer and his wife. She tells him fighting will only hurt them and their family, and that he should apologize to his wife. Simmi, an assistant, complains that the person she is talking to talks too much. She says she should charge for the advice since she does not have much money. She threatens to use a microphone at an event to repeat

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    Khamba introduces himself as the peon at the office. He tells his boss that his wife Bijli enjoyed the food and to thank his mother. Khamba has 32 followers total, with 2 being himself and 30 being Bijli since she is a woman. Bijli, working as a maid, tries to resolve a fight between her employer and his wife. She tells him fighting will only hurt them and their family, and that he should apologize to his wife. Simmi, an assistant, complains that the person she is talking to talks too much. She says she should charge for the advice since she does not have much money. She threatens to use a microphone at an event to repeat

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    Monologue For Delhi Weds Haryana

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    Khamba introduces himself as the peon at the office. He tells his boss that his wife Bijli enjoyed the food and to thank his mother. Khamba has 32 followers total, with 2 being himself and 30 being Bijli since she is a woman. Bijli, working as a maid, tries to resolve a fight between her employer and his wife. She tells him fighting will only hurt them and their family, and that he should apologize to his wife. Simmi, an assistant, complains that the person she is talking to talks too much. She says she should charge for the advice since she does not have much money. She threatens to use a microphone at an event to repeat

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    Monologue :

    Khamba as peon boy :


    khamba : Haa haa amma se hmada pranam kehna sir , aur woh jo aj unhone khaana diya tha , woh
    bhuuut acha tha bol dena hmadi Bijliyaa ne bhi bola tha .

    Khamba : or kya humko shyamu shyamu laga rakha hai . shyamu nhiii .. khambaa bolo sir khamba.
    hmadi Bijli ka khamba . woh kya hai ki Bijli ke sath shyamu naam rhym nhi hota ishliye hmne apna
    naam khamba rakhliya . aur haa sir mere aur mere Bijli ko milla krr total 32 followers hai mere 2 aur
    meri bijliyaaa ke 30 . acha 30 kyo ? actually. woh ladki hai naah ishliye ushke dyade hai . hahahaha

    BIJLI as kaamwali bai :


    Bijli : ka matlab ladai hojata hai sharma ji . aur is umar mai ladna acha nahi hota .. naa khud
    k liye , na parivaar k liye .. sach batau to mujhe aap par taras aata hai … suna hai aap apni . biwi
    se ladh krr aye hai . areh woh apki dharampatni hai . please ap abhi go nd say sorry to her . . ab
    dyade bur bur bur bur mtt kriye . jaiye

    Simmi as assistant :
    Simmi : uff.. ap kitna bolte ho aur jo yeh bolte ho . iske paise charge krte ho ya muft ka
    gyaan hai ? kyunki chillar nahi hai mere pass . aur haa kamm bola kriye nhi to mela me mike
    pakhda krr khara krdungi . phir bolte rhiyenga . ki ish bache ne lal colour ki shirt pehni hai . nilli
    pant jiska ho akr lelo .

    Monty as babita’s brother :


    Monty : woh kya hai naah . ki moongphali mein chilke aur ladkiyo mein nakhre na hote toh
    zindagi kitni aasaan hoti . arey nhi nhi meri life mein to naah hi ladkiyaan hai aur naah hi
    moongphali . woh to sirf mera dill simmi madam prr agya hai . . kya kha ?? mein stylist hu?? ..
    areh kha style to mai sirf shouk ke liye karta hoon warna jmaane ke liye to meri nasheeli
    aankheen hee kafi hai …

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