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By 👉 far the 🤬 worst 🤬 is 😤 the 🍔 hamburger 🍔 lady 🍔👩🏻, and ➕

because of the shortage ⚠️🚫 right now 🕣 of ‘qualified 🙄🙄 technicians’,


e.g. technicians ‍who❓ can work 😉 with her 🍔👩🏻 and keep 😣 their last
meal down 😝🤢, Screwloose Lauritzen 🕺 and I 🤪🤙 have been 🚟 alternating
🔄 nights 🌞🌓🌔 🌞🌔 with her 🍔👩🏻, unrelievedly 🔄🥱🥱😩.
If you put a ⚖️250-lb ⚖️meatloaf 🍖🍖 in the 🔥 oven 🔥 and then burned 🔥🔥
it 🤔 and 👏👏 then followed that 😕😕 by propping it up 😬🙄 on a potty-chair
😳🚽💩 to greet you 👋 at 11pm 🕚🕚 each 🔄🔄 night, 🌒😴 you 👈 would
have 👏 some description 💀💀 of these 👈 past two weeks 📆.
Which is to say the 👉😠 worst 🥵 I seen 👈👀 since Viet 😳🇻🇳🇻🇳
napalms 💀🔥🌴🔥.
When somebody 🤡🤡 tells you 🗣🙄 that there is 👉 a level of pain 😧😱
beyond ⤴️which the human mind 🧠 cannot 🚫🚫 retain consciousness 🚫🧠,
🙄 please 🙏 tell 🗣 them to write me 😎😎.
In point 👉👉 of fact 🔍 this lady 👩🏻 has not slept 🚫😴 more 😶 than 3-5
minutes 🕰😶😶 at a stretch since she came 🏃to us 👈 – that was over two
weeks ago 📆🔙 and, thanks 👌 to medical⚕️🔬 advances ️😄️👍️️, there is no 🙅
end in sight ❤️️😄; from the waist (waste?) up ⬆️👕 everything ✔️💯 is burned
off 🔥😰, ears 🔥👂👂, nose 🔥👃, etc ‍♀️🔥 – lower half 👖 is untouched ✌️😳 and
🔥👏 that, I guess, 🤔🤔 is what keeps her 🍔👩🏻 alive 😊🤪.
I took 👫 one guy ‍in to help me 🚒 change 🔁 tubes 💉💉 and he did 🤛 alright
🙏😘, that is alright 😐 till he came out 👋😬, then 😧 he spotted 👀👀 one of
the burn nurses ‍⚕️(pleasant smiling zombies 😃‍
‍ ‍♀️) eating 🍴🍴 a can of chili-
mac 🍝🍝🤤🤤 at the desk, and that did it: 👌👌 he flashed 🤢🤮🤮 on the carpet
😂.
It is fucking insane 🤪, is what it is. 😂

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