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November 22
Rez report
By Jeff Maser as follows. K 1/2 is in 1st place, fol- The Meliorist would like to extend its sincerest
Reporter lowed by P 1/2 and D/E 3. If you
want to get more points for your condolences to the family and friends of Tomoyuki Hoshino.
I write this weeks report as a section, penny wars are still going. Mr. Hoshino was an English as a Second Language student
member of the University of Get the competition going and bring at the University of Lethbridge. He unexpectedly passed away
Lethbridge's newest club, the Or- all of your extra change up to C410 on November 8 at the age of 21.
ganization of Residence Students. or PI00. Even more points can be
Thanks to ORS president, Scott gained by coming out to Sports Sun-
Leggat, for pushing so hard for day. On November 17th, the floor
this. hockey competition continues with
Lots of fun was had by rezers C-section taking on K 3/4. The bat-
this week, both on and off campus. tle ends on November 24th with the
Tsujikawa named
The road trip to Calgary on No- winner from the 17th playing P 3/4.
vember 9th for the Flames game Even if your section isn't playing in as All-Canadian
was a wonderful adventure. Even the tournament, come out and get
though the Flames lost, some exercise For the second consecutive year Laura Tsujikawa of the Pronghorns women's soccer
everyone ended the night ^v- O F /_£-^ anyway! team has been named as a first team All-Canadian by the Canadian Interuniversity Ath-
filled with happiness! H We finally
Sex and Spaghetti was
letic Union (CIAU). She received her award in Halifax last Friday.
have the TY back
very informative on No- - on C4, new and
During her time as a Pronghorn, Tsujikawa has been a former Canada West Rookie of
vember 13th. People g CO improved, for
the Year, a three time Canada West all-star, and last year Tsujikawa was the University of
K
filled their stomachs as .033
everyone to use. Lethbridge Athlete of the Year and the Meliorist trophy winner.
Uj
well as their minds. As well, check
Thanks to Kathy Roth out the new air
for sharing her expertise! hockey table in
RESlD*
The big event of the U-Hall. As the
year is fast approaching! The saying goes, only practice makes
Christmas Banquet is coming up perfect, so have lots of fun and en-
on November 23rd at the El joy the newest addition to the Den.
Rancho. Tickets are available in And as always, to end things off:
C410 or P100. Cost is $ 15 for resi- "Happiness is not a string of mis-
H means business!
dents, $18 for non-residents, or cellaneous adventures or experi-
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only $5 if you just want to come ences but an attitude. We either
out for the dance. See posters make ourselves miserable, or we
around rez or your RA for further make ourselves happy and strong.
details. The amount of work is the same." - ^ ^ ^ If Vou are graduating w i t h either a B.A., B . S c , B . A . S c , B.Ed., B.F.A. or any undergraduate
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^ ^ ^ > Bachelor of Management degree w i t h 1 5 to 2 0 additional courses.
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Canadian Dream
by Krista Bouck^rt ""* ""^ - " — ^ ^nted brave is he who knows what is sweet and terrible and goes out to face what comes " -Pericles
quickly became the number one
Reporter best selling book in Canada in
compction with all
Canadian,American and foreign
Canada. The land of the brave books.
and the free. Or so we thought. Mel Hurtig was elected leader
According to Mel Hurtig,last ofthe National Party of Canada in
weeks guest to the University of 1992. The party's first policy
Lethbridge's Speaker's Series, book,/! New and Better
Canada is destined for disaster if Canada,was written by Hurtig in
we do not act together as a nation 1992.
in an effort to restore national Hurtig left politics in the fall of
unity and pride. 1994 to concentrate on several
Mel Hurtig was born and boooks. One of these books, At
raised in Edmonton. In 1956, he Twilight in the Country,was the
opened a book store which later focus of Hurtig's lecture to U of L
evolved into one ofthe largest students last week.
retail book operations in Canada. Democracy and it's role in
Mr. Hurtig sold his bookstores in Canada's future was an issue of
1972 to focus his attentions on great importance to Hurtig.
publishing Canadian books, Canada is a nation of relative
Hurtig Publishers produced many peace in comparision to other
titles which have won the nations.an example being that of
Governor General's Award and a the assassinations of Americans
number of other prizes and John F.Kennedy,Robert Kennedy
awards. and Martin Luther King.
In 1980, Hurtig launched the However,Canada's supposed
most ambitious project in the democracy is being questioned by
history of Canadian Hurtig.
publishing,the $12 million "there is an urgent reform of
dollar,comprehensive The democracy needed. A democratic
Canadian Encyclopedia. In revolution is required for the
September of 1990, Hurtig continuation of Canada as a identity.but it seems that freedom disintegration. A war on poverty disintegration,according to Hurtig.
Publishers published an even nation,"said Hurtig with absolute is fading in the eyes of Hurtig. rages on. The American model of "Happiness depends on being
larger project.a five-volume The postivity. "Canada should not fear the "haves" and the "have nots" free and being free depends on
Junior Encyclopedia of Canada, Speaking to students,Hurtig nationalism but should be wary of has emerged. This, in Hurtig's being courageous!
the first encyclopedia for young stressed the importance of partici- scoundrels who instill fear of opinion,comes from the failure of If anyone has any further
Canadians. pation of youth-the future of nationalism in Canadians," the Canadian nationalist party in comments about Mr. Hurtig or the
Over the years,Mel Hurtig has Canada-in politics and democracy. declared Hurtig with passion and government.the nationalist party Speakers Series, please contact the
spoken across the nation about "If you cave about the idea of a fervour. Nationalism would fight lacking a strong political voice. Students' Union office at 329-
politics,culture,economics,social Canada in charge of its own for the improvment of the welfare "The tragedy of Canada is that 2222.
stablility and the future of destiny then you must become of Canadian citizens. we squandered
Canada as we know it. directly involved in federal According to Hurtig,Canada away so much,so
Hurtig formed The Council of politics,you must take control of has gotten progressively worse fast. We allowed
Canadians in 1985, a national our country's political process," and continues to deteriorate. The the greedy politi-
organization committed to the said Hurtig. tragic shattering of the 'great cians and business
preservation of Canadian Mel Hurtig possessed a very Canadian dream' has lead to a men to create a
soverignly. strong dream of Canada,this national sense of hopelessness and subserviant nation.
Hurtig's first book, The dream being the freedom to disjointedness. The unfortunate Our country has
Betrayal ofCanada,was pub- choose our own values and destiny and the underprivileged have had shown a lack of
lished in October 1991 and as a nation, freedom is Canada's to bare the brunt of societal will against its own
Horns'
opposition
many of
defense
their
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lo one goal
matches.
led by
NIPPON TRAVEL LETHBRIDGE
points behind Calgary. These two Laura Tsjikawa, the only Horn
teams played each other two named to Ihe all-Canadian team
weeks ago in the Canada West and the only Horn named to the
final, and the University of Canada West all-star team.
Alberla defeated the University Michelle Conway also had a solid
of Calgary in overtime 1-0 to season at the back, and was named
advance to the Canadian a Pronghorn Ace of the Week for
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5 R I A L -EDI T O R IA L • BP I T ORIA L • EDI T ORI A L • E D IT O
• E D I T O R 1 A I • E D I T () R I A L • E D I T O R I A L • E D I T O R |
E DI E D I T O R 1 A L '• E D 1 T O R I A L ' E D 1 T O R 1A L « E D I T O R U i .
I have a confession to selves and not to the country and their programs and funding are problems that have arisen when our heavy reliance on natural
t resources takes precedence
make. the people that will suffer. cut, much more than separatist one group has tried to dominate
I am a true, raving, Mr Hurtig's lecture on the 5th elites like Bouchard and Parizeau. another: the Catholics and the over distinct societies. I am
patriotic Canadian. I am and the Honorable Pierre S. Heck, Bouchard's wife is Ameri- Protestants in Irenland and the not saying that these things
proud to be a Canadian Pettigrew's speech on Canadian can, if he doesn't like the mess English and the French in Canada are not important, I just think
that that's like fussing with
4) and would never want to Federalism to the Canadian Club he's made, he can always move have shown us that trying to prove
the icing when the cake's not
live anywhere else. My in Toronto brought these feelings south. one group right and the other
family so totally em- to a very fine point for me. And western separatists are no group the loser is a waste of time even baked yet.
braces the ideals of a Both gentlemen recognize a better either. I am so sick of and energy.
bilingual,multicultural need for Canadians to think about hearing, "If you don't give me the Instead of tackling the issue of
society that there prob- the country as a whole, not on a toys I want and play how I want, unemployment and possible job
ably isn't an ethnic joke regional basis. They also under- I'm taking my toys and going creation strategies, exhorbitant
out there that can be stand that so many other things home!" Suck it up.buddy! Didn't amounts of money are being spent
made that doesn't offend will be affected besides the you learn anything from Sesame on separatist referendums, and all
my cultural heritage. geography, and that the people we Street? It's called cooperation. the propaganda surrounding them
I've even seriously are supposed to be helping-the Demands and ultimatums are not trying to get you to vote yes or no
considered getting a elderly, the unemployed, students, the way to run a country. It so one side can be better, smarter
tattoo of our flag with the children and the disabled-would generates mistrust and fear, which and stronger than the others. So
Re: Rob Browatzke, ured by human standards , they are think would be born with AIDS. It blind subservience to rigid our hearts we accept that he has
measured by Godly standards so can however be a consequence for doctrine who allow for no paid for our sins and we are
I read his article on Hellhouse whether you or I or anyone else sexual sins. Ifyou have sex with tolerance of inherant human forgiven. God shows mercy to
and although I agree with some of see them as sins or not is someone who has had at least one weakness. As a christian it is all who desire it. We don't earn
his comments, I disagree with his irrelevent. partner in the past, you do not my responsibility to be tolerant this,it is a gift.
conclusions. I do agree with him that AIDS know if they are infected and if of other people who show Here are a couple of verses to
He said many of the sins which is not God's punishment for you become infected it is a human weakness, and thank- check out:
led people to Hell you did not see leading a homosexual horrible consequence to your fully people are tolerant of me 1 John 2:1-2
as sins at all. Sins are not meas- life,otherwise I don't think babies actions. as well. As people we all need I write this to you so that you
I disagree with him to show mercy and forgiveness will not sin. But if anybody does
that the suicide victim had to each other. This is so hard sin, we have one who speaks to
no other options,there is because it is God's way not our the father in our defense - Jesus
always an option. It may way. Christ, the Righteous one. He is
REPLACEMENT NATIONAL BRAND have been very difficult He said it was the vicitims the atoning sacrifice for our sins,
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University of Western Ontario. season, but this season is over
many goals (they scored 6), and
FXT. 0275H39 they could not stop other teams
The Horns, however, have and the team needs to focus on
learned a lot this year and have a next year.
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focus ofthe offense. In terms of con- Northwestern College of Chiropractic • 2501 West 84th Street • Minneapolis, Minnesota 5 5 4 3 1
November 28th
Noon in the Atrium
U of C has decided
i
that it's time for
U of L to decide!
Topic
Students' Union Council "Should the Students'
Meeting Schedule Union run a candidate
Executive Council:
in the next Provincial
Nov. 28th @ 1:45pm Election?
General Assembly:
Dec. 6th @ 6:00am
Every one is welcome ! Rm STJ180
Notice Of Motion
The following motion will be voted on
Dec. 6 @ 6:00am at the next GA meeting.
BIMT Council approve the amendments ofthe
Following Bylaws:
Bylaw I - Definitions
Bylaw II - Membership
Bylaw III - The Sutdents' Council Bob McConnell & the Boss Brass
Bylaw V - Powers ofthe Executive Council will "be performing Sat. Nov. 23/96
Bylaw VII - Duties ofthe President in the University Theatre. Tickets
are available at the Students' Union
Bylaw VIII - Duties ofthe V.P. Academic Service Centre & the University
ByLaw IX - Duties ofthe V.P. Internal Affairs Box office.
Bylaw X - Duties ofthe V.P. Administration Tickets are complimentary with
Bylaw XI - Duties of Directors valid U of L ID. Limit of one per
Bylaw XII - Clubs Director student.
Bach to the
80s Cab 9{pV. 22nd
with the
Twisted Sisters N
Tic/fets $2
of Nursing & the
Motely Crues of
Management
Nov. 15th
at the Zoo ! ! ! The
i Schoenberg
Band
Tidtgts available at the
Service Centre and the Zoo I
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B N T E R T A I N M E N T •
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T E R T A I N M E N T • E N
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good hook, go hand in hand with appearance, Jessica has a gutsy and years under the
JSB's original style." powerful voice. Her song writing wings of local
The Jessica Schoenberg Band talent and funky energy as a performer pyschedelos and a
will be rocking the Zoo on Novem- make for a great live experience, and a strong hockey . . . ir ... ':<> > . < I » . J * <r J<~ "sua*-;*.,.
ber 22. The Edmonton based band bold, new CD. influence are also
have received rave reviews from Chris Brzezicki was lured into the determining factors
everywhere they've played, and are world of bass at the ripe age of 15, for this young SAME UGLY DEC0R...NEW MUSIC FORMAT!!
sure to impress audiences here when having previously dabbled on guitarist. Mike likes
they grace us with their presence. accordion and trumpet. After years of everything, but has a
Together over 18 months, the JSB glorious years of learning the ways of few notable excep- Thursday Nouember 14
is comprised of Chris Brzczicki, groups such as Iron Maiden and tions: 1) Cheese
Strings; 2) Mental Shakers Proudly Presents
Cory Papirny, Mike Binnendyk, and. Towers of Power, he decided to "do
time" in the Grant MacEwan College Burdens; and 3)
of course, Jessica Schoenberg. The FROM NEW YORK!!
music program. Chris has done studio Loonier.
band members, individually:
sessions for numerous projects, and Mike ha.s
Jessica was born and raised in
until recently, has performed regularly recorded on two full
Edmonton, AB. Her artist career
on the blues scene. Chris has toured length cd's and has
started out at the budding age of
with The Rockin' Highliners, Wayne graced the screen of
seven, in the acting business.
Berc/.an, and Larry Leviere of 3 times Much Music many a
However, when her days as a
the Blues, and he has also backed time.
children's television series star were
international artists such as Big Jack Having played
over, Jessica decided to pursue her
Johnson and Johnny Mans. now for 8 years (5 of
Commerce degree at the University
Voted most likely not to move on those professionally),
of Alberta. Armed with her business
stage, Chris spends a large portion of Cory Papirny has had
degree, Jessica naturally set out to
his time driving the van over the vast the opportunity to
become . . . a musician. She started
expanses of Canada. play with musicians
her own Indie label, Sway Gypsy
Riding shotgun, Mike Binnendyk of high caliber. A
Records, and released her I st
high point, he notes,
was high perform-
ance at Edmonton's
Jazz Festival, on the
Westin Hotel
Mainstage, support-
ing international
R&B singer Yvonne
Jackson. Cory has
also had extensive 1 Night Onlv !!
touring and record- SATURDAY Nov. 16
ing experience with
blues, R&B,
alternative, and jazz
bands. Graduating
from the music
Rimrods
with Guests "NeUJ 1-2"
program at Grant
MacEwan College,
he consistently
strives for perfection
and to achieve
something noticeably
different. His style is
based on subtlety and T h u r s d a y S sweet melodies of Funk
nuance, but is still
aggressive. At the "Rink Factory"
age of 23, Cory still
searches for eccen- SHAKER OPEN MON.-SAT. 328-1111
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\ ^^mtf^A. Welcome t o t n e Wonderful World of....
^^ ^ The Pursuit of Happiness
tapping my fingers to the
slow,but mellow and content
rhythm.
Again the mood switches in
"Tara's Theme." This is the sort
of song one gets tired of fast. I^omL^o and
The beat is not only choppy but Globe and Mail.) Luhrmann did
Shawn Schroter local beach population. After
the lyrics are annoying as realize the difference between
Staff Writer crashing a party at the Capulet
T.P.O.H blurts out "I want to the two cultures, but it is diffi-
mansion,Romeo falls in love with
take pictures of you,I want to Normally,most people avoid cult to compare the violence of
Juliet. Since many ofthe people
lick your bad tattoo." Shakespeare's plays like a bad Shakespeare's time to that in our
who saw this film at the screening
As the songs progress one disease. So, any Shakespearean which I attended were unaware own, given the limitations ofthe
can not develop any sense of film which fills an entire theatre that 'Romeo and Juliet' is a "modern" audience.]
by Denise Fowlie optimism since the lyrics tend to on opening night is a must see. tragedyj won't give away the The best performance in this
Staff Writer explain only the disappointments and William Shakespeare's 'Romeo 'surprise' ending. film comes from Pete
struggles in life. They show how and Juliet' (as if someone would In this modern version there is Postlethwaite.who plays Father
Thefifthand most recent release things basically work in life; they start confuse it with Franzs Kafka's quite a bit of gunplay.a bit of drug Lawrence. Most experienced
from The Pursuit of Happiness is out well and then progressively fall Romeo and Juliets) is a modern- use.some transvestitism, and a .Shakespearean actors would be
definitely a unique blend of songs. apart to some degree. ized version of the timeless morsel of sex. What director Baz embarrassed about wearing a
"I wanted to make a record that The slow drawn-out beat of "Back classic. The theatre in which I saw Luhrmann doesn't realize is that giant tattoo of the cross on their
people would listen to from beginning of My Mind" expands upon this theme this film was packed with teenage the century in which Shake- back, but not Pete. He slums his
to end," says guitarist/lead vocalist/ as it tells of a relationship that changes girls,all of whom swooned speare's characters lived was one way through Romeo and
song writer Moe Berg. "I imagined a for the worst as a woman crushes her whenever they saw Leonardo hundred times worse than the Juliet.much like he slummed his
record that was just short enough, and lover's heart and then wonders why he DiCaprio. If a film can have that century we live in. [Ent. Ed. note: way through 'Dragonhead.' The
one where each song would make is gone. sort of magnetism AND Shake- Luhrmann "spent a great deal of other standout is John
sense juxtaposed with the next and Thefinalsong, however, entitled speare than it is bound to be good. time researching the economic and Leguizamp. His character Tybalt
follow some sort of overall mood." 'The Truth" is quite appealing and Claire Danes plays Juliet social realities of the Elizabethan looks like an extra from 'Des-
The CD starts out with the refreshing as it tells ofthe dying perado,' but he speaks in Iambic
Capulet.a spoiled Italian princess world in which the piece was
upbeat,quick rhythm of the love song seconds of a relationship gone wrong. Pentameter.
from Verona Beach,in Florida. Her written,.. . and then converted
entitled "Tara." Then the album dives It is perhaps the funniest song and father, Fulgencio Capulet (Paul those ideas into contemporary All in all, I don't agree with
into some very unusual songs with leaves one feeling rather swell about Sorvino) has an ongoing rivalry 20th-century images. The Eliza- Luhrmann's portrayal of Romeo
lyrics like "She's a junkie and she's a life. with Ted Montague(Brian bethan world was an armed and Juliet, but see it for yourself
hellion, go find yourself a librarian" in Once again, as a whole.the album Dennehy). Leonardo DiCaprio society. It was a weapon culture." to decide whether or not you like
the song "She's the Devil." is definitely unique. The songs are an plays Ted's son, Romeo,a young (Quote from Luhrmann in The this version.
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synthesizer (that can imitate your Staff Writer Iive,I was able to appreciate the
Staff Writer voice from Darth Vader to Mickey bands R&B and Soul influence,"
Mouse), electronics worth $50000, An 11 round boxing match something I never paid attention to
Those of you who came to and their own light system. It's was just what the doctor ordered before.
Caddy's last Sunday were a unfortunate all the equipment this past Saturday night. It was the Appropriately ending with
select few that truly experienced could not stay, for it added another perfect way to prime a full house "Cover OfThe Rolling Stone,"
"The Art of Zen". For those of dimension to the dance floor. of fans awaiting Ray Sawyer and Dr.Hook wrapped up a short but
you who missed it, "The Art of The whole show started at company. "Mike Tyson is one of energetic set of tunes before
Zen" was a group of DJ's that 7:00pm with a spectacular light the most original opening acts calling it a night. The crowd
came down to show off their show to the theme of "Termina- I've ever had," was Sawyer's wasn't about to let the doctor off
art(music). "Zen" is the name of tor." Things started to pick up reaction to Saturday's main event. that easy. Persistent chanting was
the club that they helped start and around 9:00pm as more people Shortly after Tyson took his the remedy used to draw the band
continue to play at for the time started to arrive. At first the beating.the big screen hiding the back for a five song encore, before
being. Hence the name, "The Art general reaction by most seemed stage at Doc Holliday's was heading out on the highway.
of Zen." to be "What is this?" but, after a raised,making room for Dr. Hook. Rock n' roll hippie veteran,Ray
Kelly (aka KIK), a DJ from while, they could not resist the The band opened with their hippie Sawyer,Dr. Hook's front
Los Angeles, has been in Edmon- calling of the dance floor. Once on anthem "I Was Stoned And I mannings as well now as in 1969.
ton getting "Zen" up and run- the dance floor you felt like you Missed It," followed by a few Vocals ranging from the smooth
ning. Kelly says that Edmonton were in another world. The smoke earlier numbers from the days of "When you're in love with a
is a hotbed for Rave's. A "rave" machine gave the dance floor a the "Medicine Show." beautiful woman.it's hard" to the
is a type of cabaret where a mystical look while the bass that The crowd ranging in age from comically perverted spew of
dozen or more DJ's get together surrounded you provoked you to about 18 to 60, was one of the "Everybody's kissing each
and cut music all night long. This dance and slowly entrust yourself most enthusiastic bar-room other.brother with sister.son with
is not your average dance music. its constant beat. crowds I have ever been a part of. mother.smear my body up with
In fact at most raves you will not Overall, I personally loved all Never have I experienced such butter,take me to the Freaker's
hear one top 40 song. And if you the special effects and the DJ's did enthusiasm in Lethbridge. From Ball," have inspired an array of
do, it will be contorted in such a an awesome job with the music. It the ring of the first note to the last musicians ranging from Hank
way that you never thought was unfortunate that more people couple of lines of the closing Williams to Marilyn Manson.
possible. The sound is reminis- did not show up, and that more number, "Sylvia's Mother," the Having contributed almost 30
cent of "Electric Circus" on people did not dance, for it would audience cheered loudly, slugged years to the music
Much Music. have increased the experience a back drinks.and danced wherever industry,working with talent from
Not only did the group from rave creates and is popular for. a spot could be found. almost all genres.Ray Sawyer
Edmonton,which consisted of PJ The next time a similar event is About half way into their (partial alias "Dr. Hook") still
the DJ, Trevor (the Earl of Zen) held, I recommend it to all those set.the band played more of their remains as down to earth now as
and Kelly (aka KIK), bring their who love dance music. If there is a contemporary style music that just the day he picked up his first
talent, but they also brought an next time, I hope to see you there, doesn't do the 70's justice. Not guitar. Regarding his
extra 6000 watts of bass, a voice and on the dance floor. one deeply moved by 70's pop music.Sawyer simply says 4T still
culture, seeing the original artists don't understand what the fuss is
playing "Sharing The Night all about. To me, it's just music."
Together" and "Only Sixteen" live Unlike their opening act
didn't exactly bring me to tears. It (Tyson).Dr. Hook seemed pleased
was, however, very impressive. with the evening's outcome.
There will be a fan bus going to watch the Horns destroy the Calgary Dinos on
Saturday, November 23. It will cost $20 per person. Refreshments will be available
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Horns' special teams tame Bobcats
Bobcats captain Dean Rowland took an un- Clay Awe broke down the side of the ice and solved Nessman. Grady Manson, last before the game ended to make the score 8-3
Staff Writer disciplined penalty only seconds before the fed it to O'Rourkc, who buried it for his sec- month's Canada West-WHL Graduate of the in favour of the Horns. Craig Anderson
(with contribution by Jay Zaal) goal. The referee disallowed the goal, and ond goal ofthe game. Only 28 seconds later Month, scored to give Brandon something scored on a great setup by Darren Duncalfe.
the game remained scoreless. O'Rourkc continued to work his magic. to cheer about besides the trip home. Unfor- For Brandon, the best part of the game was
They must have had rubies on their On the ensuing power play, Travis O'Rourkc stole the puck from one of the tunately for the Bobcats, they then took an- the sound of the buzzer to end the third pe-
skates and been clicking their heels, because Kelln's point shot was deflected by Jarret Brandon players, walked around the defense, other bad penalty as Darren Duncalfe took a riod.
the U of L hockey team proved there's no Zukiwsky. Steve O'Rourkc picked up the and beat Ryder like a rented mule, complet- run at Zukiwsky. The Horns' coach and players were ob-
place like home in a 9-3 thrashing of the rebound and put it home to give the Horns ing the natural hat trick and giving the Horns Zukiwsky had the last laugh though. viously pleased with their effort in the game.
Brandon Bobcats. the lead. a commanding 3-0 lead. Gatto passed the puck out front to Kelln, who "We went hard tonight," said Horns
The Pronghorns combined for three Just a minute before the first period While still short a man, Carpenter got was stopped by Ryder. Zukiwsky picked up defenseman Clay Awe, who chipped in with
power play goals and three shorthanded ended, the Horns' Mike Krooshoop received revenge on Ryder as he undressed him on a the puck and slid in the rebound for a 7-1 three helpers. "We really helped out
goals as they put on a special teams clinic a Ave minute major for cross-checking, leav- breakaway goal destined for the highlight lead. The Horns outshot the Bobcats 12-8 in Nessman on defense."
at the Nicholas Sheran Arena on Friday. ing the Bobcats with a tremendous opportu- reel. To add insult to injury, Zukiwsky got a the second, but more importantly outscored Coach Ron Kraft agreed. "Nessman
Debb Carpenter had an excellent op- nity heading into the second period. The breakaway as he came out ofthe penalty box. them 6-1 in their best offensive period ofthe was solid, especially in the first period. We've
portunity just two minutes into the frame. Pronghorns outshot the Bobcats 11-8 in a He popped it off the crossbar and in to give season. been consistent for two or three games in a
Greg Gatto threaded a beautiful pass to seemingly defensive battle. the Horns a 5-0 lead. In the third, Brandon's power play actu- row. Our specialty teams were really great
Carpenter, who went in alone on Bobcats' The Bobcats came out in a flurry in the The Horns scored four goals in three ally scored instead of being scored upon. tonight."
goalie Colin Ryder. However, the puck de- second period with the help of the five- minutes as they put on a show for the home- Manson netted his second ofthe game in an Nessman was humble about his per-
flected off his pad, and the game remained minute power play. But they could not find town fans. The scoring outburst frustrated the attempt to stop the bleeding. formance. "I felt more confident. The defense
scoreless. The penalties continued, and a way to beat Nessman and the Pronghorn Bobcats, as they started to take some bad But about a minute and a half later, played really well. I only had to stop the first
Horns' goaltender Ryan Nessman was penalty-killers. The major was killed off, and penalties. shot."
Zukiwsky completed his trick on a beautiful
forced to make a couple of brilliant stops the lead was preserved. Shortly after the Dean Rowland took yet another bad feed from Richardson. The Horns then ended Steve O'Rourke was ecstatic.
to keep the Bobcats off the board. penalty was killed off, Zukiwsky took a dou- "There must have been a full moon tonight.
penalty, this time for charging. On the power their goal scoring display when Sheldon
Finally, one of the goose eggs was ble minor for cross-checking and unsports- play, Awe sent Ken Richardson in on a Szmata was fed a perfect pass by Chris I got the breaks tonight that I wasn't getting
eliminated when the 'Cats scored with about manlike conduct for arguing with the call. breakaway. He made no mistake as he went Leroux. Ryder stopped the first shot, but in previous games."
three minutes left in the period. However, The call seemed to inspire the Horns, as five-hole on Ryder to continue the onslaught. Szmata banged in the rebound. The victory put the Horns two
At the 14:20 mark, Brandon finally Brandon managed to score another goal games over .500 with a 6-4-1 record.
By Terry Holick
Streaky Horns blast Brandon
the five-hole of 'Cats goaltender Colin Ryder, cut into the Horns' lead.
again
Zukiwsky tried to tip it in. The puck trickled We played stionger defensively than last night,
Staff Writer who saw a lot of rubber this weekend. Two minutes later, a bad line change by right to Heilman, and he had nothing but net. but once they got the jump on us, we had trou-
I with contribution by Jay Zaal) The first period ended with the Horns up Brandon led to a nice breakaway pass from 5-2 was the final. The Bobcats were re- ble coming back.
2-0. Lethbridge outshot Brandon 13-3 as they Jarret Zukiwsky to Richardson, who promptly lieved to hear the roar of the engine and the "We had trouble generating any offense.
After ending a long losing streak two dominated opening frame. put it through the legs of Ryder to regain the smell of diesel as their bus warmed up to take But give Lethbridge credit," Webber added.
weekends, the Horns won yet again on Sat- In the second period, Ian Lampshire took three-goal margin. The Horns outshot the Bob- them back home. They played well defensively. They kept us
urday, increasing their winning streak to three a slashing penalty at the 5:56 mark. On the cats 14-11 in the period. Horns' coach Ron Kraft thought the week- away from the front ofthe net, making it hard
with a 5-2 victory over Brandon. power play, Travis Kelln blasted a shot at the Five minutes into the third, Peter Jas made end allowed the team to regain their confi- to generate any scoring opportunities."
The Bobcats were still licking their point. The shot somehow found its way to the a nifty move around the defense and put one dence. 'The defense looked pretty good for The Horns are now in tie for first place
wounds from the beating they took the night back of the net to give the Horns a 3-0 lead. past Nessman to cut the lead to two. But from the third game in a row. We had a bad second with Calgary in the Western Division of the
before, when Sheldon Szmata picked up right Lethbridge goaltender Ryan Nessman then on Nessman shut the door on the Brandon (period), we were too complacent. The week- Canada West. The Horns will play the Uni-
where he left off on Friday. Szmata scooped then took over. Nessman turned away shot af- scorers. end gave us a chance to feel good about our- versity of Alberta Golden Bears in a good old
up the puck from behind the net and slid it ter shot in the second, including a brilliant But the Horns are not finished in their of- selves again." provincial rivalry this Saturday at 7:00 p.m.
through the goalie and in. Only 40 seconds glove save on a Brandon two-on-one. But fensive barrage. On one of the 20 shots by the Brandon assistant coach Bryan Webber and on Sunday at 6:30 p.m. at the Nicholas
later, Mike Krooshoop directed a shot at the Nessman proved to be human, as the 'Cats' Horns in the period, Dan Heilman made no gave Lethbridge full credit for the victory. Sheran Arena.
net. Ken Richardson tipped the puck through Chris Wielgosh scored on the power play to mistake. Richardson fired it from the slot, and "They came out strong, but we battled back.
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Women's basketball team gets blanked in Montana
Game One With five minutes left on the night, the Horns were looking to stemming from the previous
Staff Writer Northen Montana 67 clock the Horns gave up several slip out with a win and finish 1-1 night's loss," said forward Krista
Lethbridge 61 offensive rebounds which trans- for the weekend. However, the Robson.
In their final series ofthe This Friday evening game was lated into an unfortunate five point Pronghorns came out somewhat Unable to play inspired
exhibition season, the University characterized by the back and loss. flatfooted, as Northern took an basketball, the Horns lost by a 20
of Lethbridge Pronghorn forth play of both teams, with the "It was disappointing to lead early lead from which the Horns points.
women's basketball team lead changing 12 times. The Horns most of the game and loss with would not recover. Citing defen- This up coming weekend
travelled to Havre, Montana, stuck to a game plan of solid five minutes left," said forward sive execution as a major problem, gives the Horns an opportunity to
over the weekend for two games defense, as they got through the Crystal Kain the Horns had trouble getting utilize the experiences gained in
against the always tough oppositions' screens and contested through the opposition screens as the pre-season to come away with
Northern Montana State Univer- every shot. Game Two several shots went uncontested. two wins from the University of
sity. Northern Montana State "I was really very impressed Northen Montana 92 "We really demonstrated a lack Alberta Pandas.
University is a dominating team with our defense and it some of Lethbridge 70 of mental preparation, possibly
who are consistently in the top the best we've played all pre-
10 in their given league. season," said Johnson. In a rematch of the previous
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Now on to the good stuff! there for a reason! D. an assistant to practice magic with? I should you. For info and tickets
can't believe that! 6)It's cool to wear labels, but when you Contact the SU.
To the cute blonde who's always late to Looking to CARPOOL to Calgary for are a walking billboard, you know you
Hosgood's Hist 1000: You pull the pin the "Hootie" concert Nov. 19,1996. Call Selma: The fish in the sea are starting to have gone too far! D. Hockey players don't even know
on my love grenade baby-Sleepless in 381 -7677 or leave message. bite. They are caught once they've got what balls arc for. Date a soccer
Lethbridge the bait in their mouth!!-Patty Seeking Sexy Female Assistant to Polish player. -Roundballcr
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l)This week's topic-Fashion faux pas: her, dine her.. PS.Know any single Hey Heilman who are you? If yQU want 9)Dots and stripes don't mix. Leave
Looking around the food court,we Homers?-Patty someone in your weight class go a Tom: Miss you. Miss me? it in the wild where it is needed for
wonder "Why? Why? It's not a state- soccer chick-Pele survival. J.
ment!" E. Hey Szmata is that your head or are you Buy tickets to see Dr. Jane Goodall
wearing a jack o'lantern on your Futch - You're so you melt the plastic in before they arc gone! Students $7 Buy Love in an elevator, livin' it up when
Hey you! Do you like monkeys? Do you shouldcrs?-Goblin my underwear. Bag (hem at Service Centre! we're going down. Jammin' Jocclyn
want to see Jane Goodall? Buy your & Diamond D. Wed & Fri - 8am
ticket! She's here on Nov 26. $7/ Jen: Guess ycr gonna hafta give in to get Mel you are an angel I am glad you are Join the investment club on Mon, Nov CKUL.
students! yer surprise. Hopefully Friday's the day.- sooo short; who would I use as an arm 18 al 6 p.m..SU Ballroom B to hear a
You know who rest? Love your 8 yr. Bud. community leader speak on finances. All I0)We know that you are a couple
3 cynical blondes: You talk the talk, but welcome. Drinks provided. but do you have to dress the same. Be
blondes don't walk...they spend too 4)FIashdance was 14 yrs ago, let the To all the girls who stiffed us at the cab- an individual not a carbon copy! D.
much time on their backs-Rattler legwarmers rest in peace. Everyone is Thanks for the blue balls-Easter Egg. 7)It's cool to wear vintage, but make
(Blonde that runs the paper note: Be begging you! A. sure it i.s old enough to be vintage! E. 1 l)People it's university, we know
sure your words are sweet as honey for Attention to all hockey fans: Fan Bus!! you have your freedom, but we have
you may have to eat them one day!) A. Girl- Are you sure you can trust two Fan Bus!! The bus goes to see the Horns CPR equipment on sale in the Atrium the right not to be offended. E.
sailors in your port? vs Calgary on Sat., Nov. 23. $20/person, Nov 27-28, presented by NURSES
Selma: Grunting,groaning or growling- sign-up at the Meliorist. UNDERGRAD SOCIETY. FREE Chubby Chopper: Classic pick-up-
aren't there any men turned on by my Taz you are awesome: thanks for all BLOOD PRESSURE WITH PUR- Either way, I'm going to have you
wild side? Luv Patty your time & effort-see you at the cab- Ruby: You wanted to know about the CHASE. tonight, you might as well be there!
from the little, short girl and red! SCA but gave me no way to contact you.
2) So are these people out of clean Please call Jeff @ 320-8107. Hey you in the red fuzzy coat and 12)Remember, friends don't let
clothes, or are they purposely buying Hey Cassie, let's have a diet Coke date blonde hair why don't you start working friends wear neon. The 3 cynical
them because they like them?!-J. in 1999. See you...from the M&M girl Back to the 80's Cabaret Friday Nov 15 out at noon-I need to be asspired. blondes and one jaded red head.
to the stories and/or are a little resourceful, you'll have no problem answering the following quiz. The
first 4 questions come (nor text ofthe "Penny Coffee House - True Life Travel Adventure" series as it appeared in The Meliorist.
The last 2 questions come The Penny Coffee House interior. NOXK ofthe questions are "trick" questions. Deposit your answers
in t h o Q U Z B O X m T h e P Coffee House, and winners will be selected from those who have the most correct answers. Good Luck!
nankins. rldilg tickets. ABM stubs, old photos or plain paper. DON'T FORGET to leave your name and phone
is contest is everyone except Penny Coffee House employees, former employees and family members of same,
5:;*()pm.S; lav. Nov. 23. 1996.Winners selected bv Nov. 30.