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The Feather Tabloid Third
The Feather Tabloid Third
The Feather Tabloid Third
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Tales from captain, rogue traders and more! The sisterhood of the sand talks
about home. A festival is coming and how does one celebrate that on a
warship? That and more, in this tabloid now in store!
The first Rogue Trader we speak is the honourable Rogue trader Saleem Markov. Some would say a
bitter old man, he is a trusted part of this crusade. His advanced age has taken away some of that
rebellious spirit young rogue traders are cursed with. Immediately after the rogue trader and I sit down
in his meeting room, a giant wolf charges in. The beast, over two metres in height, is chasing what
appears to be some kind of ball, larger then my torso, made out of leather. To my utter dread, the old
man stands up and starts poking the beast with his walking cane. “NOT WHILE I AM HAVING A
CONVERSATION!”, my heart truly stops when the beast turns around towering over the rogue trader
and shows its teeth. Without a second thought the rogue trader swings his cane twohanded, and hits
the wolf titan on his head, repeatedly! Whimpering the beast flees out the room. “WHO RAISED
YOU?! ICEBREAKER?! I WILL WACK HIM LATER! Now where were we?” during the few
questions I ask and he answers he is calm and thoughtful, showing nothing as if he fights with dire
wolfs every day. After a few minutes a foul smell fills the room. “Damned beast, he took a revenge
shit just outside my door… you will have to excuse me. We will continue this interview later…” I flee
the scene knowing that the smell originated not from outside the room but from my pants…
The Second Rogue Trader we manage to speak is Rogue Trader Erdbeer. In a beautiful mostly blue
decorated room we sit down for the interview. The Rogue trader offers me an exotic red fruit with
whipped cream, which tasted like pure ecstasy. When I ask what the name of the fruit is He laughs my
question away. Of all the rogue traders that attached themselves to the crusade forces this one is the
most mysterious, so I ask him what motivates him. “You and I are not so different, I like to know
things. I do like facts more than gossip, but rumours can be intriguing. What is to thing you would like
to know?” I ask why he joined the crusade. Again he laughs my question away, “Not about me…
What would you like to know in general?” Jokingly I answer: “All warp routes in this part of space.”
The Rogue Trader smiles a fatherly smile. “If you acquired that it mean a lot for your career right?
What would you do, or give, for that information?” I go along in his playful game. “For that
information? Everything. But not for me of course! For the crusade, for the Imperium.” I answer. The
Rogue Trader shakes my hand and says: “Agreed, that sounds fair. Thank you for this interview and
good luck with your career.”
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