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An Airline Pilot S Life
An Airline Pilot S Life
Written with heart, wry wit, and honesty. Chris Manno has a strong eye for
dialogue and for detail, and both are put to use in this entertaining, info-
packed memoir of a pilot. –J. Beldon
Right from the beginning of this book, I was hooked, reading the story of
what could have been a deadly end to a planned jump from an airplane. –
Maryann Miller
An honest peek inside a life well-lived, An Airline Pilot's Life is the best
memoir I've read in years. –Jennifer Silverwood
This book will take you on a journey that will entertain and educate you. –
Storey Book Reviews
CHRIS MANNO
ISBN-13: 978-1717142580
ISBN-10: 1717142583
FOREWORD
This is a true story. It’s written in the way stories are told at 40,000 feet and
five hundred miles an hour in the cockpits and galleys and on the jumpseats
of the big jets by those who live the airline crew life.
We talk about “my brother” or “my son” without specific names that mean
nothing to those you’re crewed with, typically for the first and probably last
time ever. Flying names, nicknames or family references make more sense
than first names in the airline flying world, and on the flight attendant
jumpseat confessional, where personal truth is passed without reservation to
friends you just met, and pronouns serve just fine, suborned to the story
anyway.
Crew life is a patchwork of a thousand such stories, all the same, all different,
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all at once. For those who live the life, this is just one story, my story, but
also our story. For those who don’t, here’s a glimpse of that life well-lived;
an airline pilot’s life. –CM
Chapter 1
Nothing but a furious blue sky above, laced on top with a wispy cirrus
deck like a delicate veil. Below, the earth screamed up at nearly terminal
velocity and the jump plane was nowhere to be seen. Fine.
“Hop and pop,” it’s called: fling yourself out the open aircraft door two
thousand, maybe twenty-five hundred feet above the ground if the jump plane
pilot’s feeling generous, then plunge. I only paid for two thousand feet, but
I’d hoped for a bit more.
One fist on my helmet, drawn in as my ripcord hand goes for the handle,
so as not to flip myself over from the imbalance. Grab, pull, wait.
Nada.
The rumply-fluttery sound of the main chute dragged out by the smaller
drogue flapping upward in the slipstream, but no reassuring, nut-crunching
harness tug of full deployment. Okay, arch your neck, look up.
Shit.
The sleeve’s still on the main chute and it’s wagging like a big streamer
yards above my head. The sleeve covers, reefs, the main chute. Ain’t
opening. I shake the risers like a stagecoach driver urging on a team of
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horses, trying to shake loose the sleeve, to let the main parachute blossom full
and wide but no.
My frantic attempt to clear the streamer has eaten up precious time, too
much time. I’d “cut away,” release my tangled main and go for my reserve
chute, but I’ve spent too many valuable seconds trying to clear the tangled
main. The reserve chute will need at least five hundred feet to blossom full
enough to arrest my plunge. I can see cows below, coming into distinct focus,
as the ground rises to meet me. That’s bad.
I’d had no money for flying lessons, paying my own way through college,
so that was way out of my budget. But skydiving was a fraction of the cost.
Bought a used chute, took a few lessons—just get me into the sky and I’ll
find my own way down.
Like right now. The voice of calm logic in my head annoys the panicked
side of my brain with the salient fact that well, with a streamer, you won’t
achieve terminal velocity because of the tangled chute’s drag, so you’ll only
hit the packed dirt at ninety, maybe ninety-five miles an hour.
The mortal side of me, the soft pink flesh and blood humanism that
doesn’t want to impact the dirt clod strewn pasture land at ninety miles an
hour begins to perceive the red lip of terror, but there’s more to be done. I
clutch my reserve chute tight with my left arm, then pull and toss away the
reserve ripcord.
Both the relentlessly rational side of me and the human side feeling the
growing alarm of near death unite in the methodical, careful last-ditch effort:
grab the reserve with both hands and throw it downward as hard as you can.
Hope and pray the reserve chute catches air and inflates on the way up rather
than tangling with the snagged main chute flapping away above.
I give it a heave downward with all I’ve got. I mash my eyes shut, not
wanting to see the results. I’ll know soon enough, whether the chutes tangled
together and assured my death within seconds, or if I’d beat the odds and
have the reserve chute blossom and displace tangled main. Or not.
The calm, unrelenting voice of reason, always there no matter what, had
the last words: you really didn’t have jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Way to go, dumbass.
In Niagara Falls I was four years old, going on five, and already on my
third address, which was about average for a military brat. That was a
wonderful couple of years near my grandparents, despite the monstrous
Tacoma was beautiful, not only because of the lush evergreens that made
the air sweetly fragrant, but also, Mt. Rainier standing tall, snow-capped and
majestic when she poked her head through the clouds to the east. After the
brutal winters in Massachusetts and upstate New York, I thought I’d moved
to the banana belt: forty degrees in the winter? I needed my shorts.
My father’s intent in pursuing then accepting the assignment to McChord
had been to advance his career, which was clearly hobbled by his navigator
status. “It’s a pilot’s Air Force,” he’d always said, meaning the choicest
career advances and promotions went mostly to pilots, and he wasn’t one.
He’d been in Air Force pilot training early in his career, but as is always the
risk in the military, that opportunity had suddenly vanished: when the Air
Force budget dictated a cut in the number of pilot trainees, a line was drawn
according to some never-divulged standard. If you were below the line, you
were out. He was offered navigator training and took the opportunity to fly in
that backup role. But his frustrating, never really fruitful struggle for
promotion and command experience never abated and was a sore spot in our
home my entire childhood. In my mind, it was unfair: he was a good officer,
and that should have been sufficient for promotion.
The first order of business for us at this new base my dad had moved
us to was getting enrolled in school and not only were we living on-base in
officer housing, the school, Woodbrook Elementary, was located on the base.
That’s where my brother and I landed, with me being the new kid in Mrs.
Inez Pearson’s fourth grade. The class was all military brats so not only was I
right at home, the other kids knew exactly what I was going through as the
Mom: Hello?
Me: It’s Chris [Hawkeye looming over my shoulder].
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Mom: Okay, what this time?
Me: I burped in class. [Hawkeye leans in, menacing] Real loud.
[Hawkeye backs away]
Mom: Will you be home on time?
Me: I think so.
The following year, at Bishop Moore High School, the nuns were mostly
in the background, teaching only a few classes, none of which I had. There
were more lay teachers and priests in the classroom, and the latter were very
laid back. It was almost like a regular high school, except for the uniforms.
That, however, thanks to the Air Force, was to be very short-lived.
All my guy pals at St. John’s eighth grade class and I were going to be
Air Force pilots because that was the coolest thing we could aspire to and we
all lived and breathed that dream. Flying, especially as an Air Force pilot:
what could be a better life?
Santa must have known of my pilot aspirations, because that year he
brought me a gas-powered, control line replica of a Spitfire, the classic
I stepped out of my first period science class at my new high school and
two boys grabbed me and slammed me against the classroom windows.
“Hey, new boy, are you a narc?” the stringy-haired, hippie-looking guy
asked with a smirk. I said nothing.
His biker-booted pal Rusty shoved me then stood back.
“Because this is a joint,” hippie guy said, opening his grimy fist to show
me a swollen doobie. “You’re not going to narc on us, are you?”
I turned away and trudged towards my civics class.
“You’ll get your ass kicked if you narc on us,” Rusty called after me.
Welcome to Del Campo High School in Fair Oaks, California, a suburb
west of Sacramento. The school was blanketed with drugs and Balkanized
into factions: even the athletes and honor students used drugs; the heads sold
drugs and beat the shit out of anyone in their way, which included all
bathrooms—if you blundered in, and even teachers steered clear—you’d
stumble back out pounded to a pulp by their scruffy, scroungy multitude
inside smoking dope.
There were regular fistfights during school and afterward. I got into one
such slugfest during my English class and Mr. Geri, my teacher, only looked
up from his desk now and again to see who was winning.
Enrolling there had been another nightmare as the guidance counselor
scanned my transcript and let me know how many of my credits didn’t
transfer (“We don’t recognize that algebra course”) and were lacking (“You
didn’t take first semester California history?”) which once again set me
behind and would mandate summer school.
I walked down the long main hallway at West Springfield High School in
Springfield, Virginia, searching for my assigned locker. I was only halfway
paying attention to where I was walking, my eyes on the locker numbers on
the wall as well as on the combination card in my hand.
I collided with a mean-looking biker guy in a black leather jacket,
motorcycle boots, and with long, stringy hair of the dangerous kind in my Del
Campo memories. Instinctively, I turned to put my left shoulder forward and
turned slightly to present the smallest profile for any blows flying my way,
just as I’d done in Del Campo or at home. A string bean was harder to punch
from a profile view.
“Excuse me,” he said, and patted me on the shoulder as he stepped around
me.
Excuse me? West Springfield High was a different world, a better world
for me. The biker-looking guy turned up in my German class and we became
friends. Like most kids there, his parents were government workers. It was a
much more white-collar student body with so many fathers in the military,
like mine, stationed at the Pentagon or any one of a half-dozen military bases
nearby. The school was safe—you could even use a restroom without a
beating or at least a choking dose of tobacco and marijuana smoke.
I made friends quickly, almost like the days of living on base because
everyone understood the military brat life since most were living it, or had
family, friends and neighbors who were too.
Though I was in my senior year in high school, I wasn’t allowed to get
my driver’s license, which meant a humiliating trek to the bus stop every
weekday morning with the freshmen and sophomores too young to drive. My
Number one was to keep perspective: I couldn’t look too far down the
road because there was just too much to worry about, from exams to air
sickness to the unforgiving pace of pilot training that pushed us all to just two
rides from the door.
Number two was a defense against the constant barrage of
condescension and sarcasm that was the daily, caustic staple in the crossfire
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of disgruntled FAIPs and holy-roller E-Flight in general. I needed to not take
it to heart, or I’d lose faith in myself.
Finally, “never give in” hearkened back to Churchill’s words at the
Harrow School, a quote that had stiffened my resolve through some dark and
desperate times at VMI. I thought of the miserable odds in the terms my VMI
Cross-Country coach would use when faced with impending disaster. Wade
Williams, our beloved, respected and quietly tough-as-nails coach would say,
“I’ll be fucked and dipped in shit if I’ll let that happen.” Come what may, I’d
never quit.
I slept fitfully.
Bright and early the next morning I found myself seated before Major
Wingo at his table. He calmly, quietly briefed me on what we were about to
do in the air. He’d read my training folder and said we’d concentrate on
aerobatics in the practice area, then work on landings in the traffic pattern.
There was no sarcasm or ridicule, no witty digs with a side glance at any
other IP nearby for a snicker, just business. In the air, he was mostly silent,
only occasionally offering coaching, sometimes demonstrating and talking
through a maneuver. In the traffic pattern, he gave me suggestions that I
could apply in real time.
In the debrief, Major Wingo offered the first explanation of “dragged-in”
approaches I’d ever heard.
“Think of a wire stretched tight from traffic pattern altitude to the
touchdown point on the runway. Now, your job is to slide down that straight
wire on a grommet.”
Suddenly, it made sense. I was simply sinking lower on approach rather
than maintaining the constant rate and angle on the descent all the way to
touchdown. Even though I recalled a training slide with a cartoon of a T-37
being dragged to the runway by pilot with a rope with the admonishment,
“Don’t drag it in,” the concept never made sense. Suddenly, it did.
“You were doing well towards the end,” Major Wingo said, “And your
airwork was decent. You’ll be fine tomorrow if you just keep that up.”
And that was it. I stood, saluted, then headed back to E-Flight, allowing
myself to claim an ounce of optimism about the upcoming IPC.
The rest of the day in E-Flight I sensed an uncommon bit of reserve in the
IPs and maybe even a few of my classmates, as if I was a condemned man on
death watch. Animal lightened the mood when he returned from his IPC
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warmup flight saying, “I just can’t get up for review rides.” Gallows humor
from a fellow Shit Brother.
Promptly the next morning I stood before Major Wayne Plump, another
combat-veteran fighter pilot, the evaluator who’d decide if I was to return to
the flight room or be deposited on the doorstep of failure and expulsion.
Like Major Wingo, he was quiet, reserved, respectful and business-like,
which put me at ease compared to the adversarial environment that was the
E-Flight FAIP standard.
He said very little in the air, which was both a relief and a concern. Being
an evaluation, he wasn’t there to instruct. Still, there was no criticism either
and I actually felt like the flight was going well and that my performance had
improved—especially my approaches—after just one warm-up flight with
Major Wingo’s coaching.
After landing, I stowed my flight gear in the Personal Equipment shop,
grabbed a drink of water then reported to Major Plump to await my fate. He
waved me to a seat as he wrote in my training folder.
“I don’t see any major problems,” he said quietly, “You’re fine to
continue in the program.”
Relief washed over me. He looked up from my bulging training folder.
“Keep up the good work,” he said at last, then dismissed me.
I returned to the E-Flight room with a mixture of relief and confidence,
only to find that I’d been reassigned to yet another FAIP, my third instructor
in just our short period in T-37s.
To me, that was neither good nor bad because I really disliked both Carl
Knott’s simmering, judgmental opprobrium and Brian O’Dell’s self-
aggrandizing antagonism. Death Ray, my new IP, wasn’t as outwardly God-
squad as Carl Knott or as dramatically sarcastic as Brian O’Dell. Still, he was
a brand new FAIP, we were his first student class, and he was famous for
offering his patented “hook” or failure signal both on the ground during
“stump the dummy” question and answer grilling sessions as well as in the air
after a poorly executed maneuver.
Regardless, I claimed a slight bit of confidence in my own ability to
survive the constant criticism: two senior, experienced command-level
instructor pilots had both flown with me and found my performance to be
adequate, so it would seem less likely that a FAIP would be eager to
contradict them. At least I hoped that would be the case.
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Sure, there was a lot more of the flight syllabus to survive and plenty
more ways to fuck up ahead, but at least it was clear that E-Flight wasn’t
simply going to quickly and easily railroad me and my fellow Shit Brothers
out of the flying business.
Death Ray remained a puzzle. On some days, he could be helpful and
offer good instruction; on other days he’d slide back into the predatory E-
Flight antagonism. You never knew which AD was going to show up for a
flight, but you had to be ready for either.
Death Ray briefed my first spin ride as if it was no big deal, but really, it
was one of the major hurdles between me and my first solo flight. The T-37
could flat spin like a frisbee or a spinning plate, plummeting like an elevator
whose cable had snapped as it did. Inverted, right side up, even accelerated,
the Tweet was designed to flat spin but, if you applied the long, multi-step
procedure correctly, the spin could be broken and normal controlled flight
resumed.
Mastering the spin recovery made sense in a couple different ways. First,
it was a confidence-builder for the student pilot, letting you gain confidence
in your ability not only to regain controlled flight in a spinning, plummeting
aircraft, but also that you could recall and apply multiple critical action steps
correctly during a distracting—spinning—maneuver.
That was crucial if you were to solo: you had to be able to handle
whatever the aircraft did. But, still fresh off my nausea breakthrough, I was a
little concerned. Would this spin resurrect the air sickness? In addition, would
I be able to recall, recite, and apply the multiple steps to recover the jet to
controlled flight and as importantly, to Death Ray’s satisfaction, in a
spinning, plummeting jet? After all, despite the successful IPC with Major
Plump, I was still just two rides from the door if I dicked up more flights.
We’d finished our airwork, which had gone well. From the top of our
practice area, it made sense to save the spin for last because that wouldn’t
waste flight time climbing to a safe spin altitude and at the end of the flight.
Instead, the spin would drop us down to the correct, lower altitude to exit the
practice area and return to the landing traffic pattern.
“You ready for the spin entry?” AD asked.
Well, no, but I’ll be fucked and dipped in shit if I’ll let you see me sweat,
I thought but didn’t say.
“Heck yeah,” I lied.
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AD slammed the controls around, pulled the throttles to idle and raised
the nose till the jet shuddered, stalled, and began to pitch down. He the
stomped the rudder to start the spin and I braced myself for what was to
come.
Slowly, almost gently, the Earth below seemed to rotate. Then it gathered
speed but still, it was as if we were motionless and the ground was spinning
up to meet us. That was it? That was the dreaded spin? It really was no big
deal.
“Recover,” AD’s voice, muffled by his oxygen mask, came through the
intercom.
I took over the controls and recited the first step, “Stick abruptly full aft
and hold.” I yanked the stick into my lap and held it. “Rudder: abruptly apply
rudder opposite direction of spin, opposite of turn needle …”
On it went, step by step. The jet didn’t seem to want to respond at first,
but eventually, as we gained speed, roughly—probably due to my ham-fisted
inexperience—she came out of the spin and settled into a steep dive.
“And recover from the dive,” I finished the litany.
“Not bad,” AD said. “Now, back to the pattern.”
During a quiet moment flying back to the traffic pattern for touch and
goes, I allowed myself a little optimism.
The spin was a whole lot of nothing, just another maneuver to
accomplish. My other airwork items were coming along fine—I could fly a
passable cloverleaf, Immelmann or Cuban eight with only a little coaching.
Maybe, just maybe there were enough bananas available for this monkey to
learn the flying biz.
At the end of the day, I rode my bike away from the squadron building in
a fall dusk. It seemed fitting to me to be coasting easily at a only few miles an
hour, on a bike, after wringing myself out in a jet twice that day. The bike
was a peaceful counter-statement to the aerobatics, the G-forces, and the
constant stress of performing in the air for a critic who really wasn’t
interested in my success. I savored the peaceful contrast.
I allowed myself to look ahead a few flights. With just a couple more
instructor rides, I should be ready to solo. After that, there’d be formation
flights and eventually, a step up to the sleek, supersonic T-38.
Still, there were many T-37 flight skills to be mastered, plus more exams
as well.
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One day at a time, I reminded myself. Just survive, no; master the very
next day.
That would do for now.
So there it was in black and white: I could get out of the Air Force in
thirty days if I chose to decline the new commitment.
I mulled that over. Animal Hauser had managed to get hired by American
Airlines—Dorf too—as had Benny Goodman. In Benny’s case, he’d already
spent a lot of money and uprooted his young family to move to Phoenix and
buy a house for his America West job. Now he was moving to Fort Worth,
soon to start at American Airlines.
Even though he’d gotten out of the Air Force a year ago, he wouldn’t be
that far ahead of me if I too got hired by American.
If. And that was a very big, daunting, “if.” But still.
I jotted down the regulation number plus the section and page of the
seven-day option reference. Then I continued on to the CBPO.
“I need a seven-day option before I sign for another six years on active
duty,” I told the airman at the service counter. He eyed me a little
suspiciously for a moment, or so it seemed to me, then said, “Wait here—I’ll
go get the major.”
After a moment, a weary-looking major appeared carrying an armload of
manilla folders.
“Look,” she said, getting right to the point, “If we give you a seven-day
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option, you’ll just get out of the Air Force, won’t you?”
Might, I said to myself, might get out. It was important to at least
consider. I cited the regulation chapter and verse to her regarding the seven-
day option, then added, “I just want this all by the book. Look, I asked for the
assignment, I already bought a house and shipped one car. Do you really
think I’ll just get out?”
She looked at me for a long moment. There wasn’t much she could do,
given the regs. And she could see from my Form-90 “Dream Sheet” that the
T-38 to Shepard had been my first choice.
“Alright,” she said at last. “I’ll put this request through channels. It’ll take
two to three weeks, then you get back in here and sign this so we can get you
set with orders to your next assignment.”
“Yes ma’am,” I said, even though I was pretty sure what I was going to
do about the “option” once it was formalized.
I checked in with Jerry, a friend who was a C-130 pilot in the 6594th Test
Group. He’d recently been given a newhire class date by Northwest Airlines,
and he shared with me the pilot recruitment contact information for
Northwest and United Airlines.
I called Benny and got the American Airlines pilot recruitment contact
information, plus his personal recommendation. Benny was a very savvy guy,
and when he said that the hiring boom was beginning at the major airlines, I
believed him. “You gotta go for it, buddy,” he said, “I know you’ll love the
airline life.”
I talked the possibility over with my wife who said she’d support
whatever decision I made. We’d make a good life for our family, in or out of
the Air Force.
The next day, I sat down with my Safety Office boss, Major Keth
Edmondsen. He listened to the whole story of the seven-day option and the
airline opportunities. Keth was a trusted friend and a very pragmatic person
with whom I could discuss the possibility of leaving the Air Force in
confidence.
“It’s a wonderful opportunity,” Keth said in his quiet, Caribbean accent.
“You can probably count on at least one furlough for a year or two, but
otherwise, you will simply fly for an entire career.”
We discussed it further and Keth said he’d approve whatever leave I
needed to go to the mainland and interview as soon as possible, to at least see
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what was out there.
“And,” he said, “Depending on what you find out, I might be right
behind you.”
I fired off the required application inquiries to United Airlines, my first
choice since I was a child flying from Buffalo to Chicago, plus American
Airlines, Northwest and Continental. I told no other squadron or wing people
except Keth what I was considering.
Within days, I received a letter from American Airlines inviting me to
Fort Worth for the first phase of their interview process. I also heard back
from United with virtually the same offer. Both letters instructed me how to
confirm an interview date and time, plus how to travel on each airline from
Honolulu to their headquarters in Fort Worth and Denver respectively.
Continental also invited me to interview, but they’d just gone through an
ugly strike that left many strikers on the street and many non-union scabs on
the Continental seniority list. Don Bender, a friend and classmate from safety
school, had been one of the strikers who hadn’t been called back yet and out
of respect for him, I shit-canned the Continental application.
I had plenty of military flying experience, but I’d need civilian ratings and
airman certificates in the airline world. So, I enrolled in a weekend cram
course to prepare for the Airline Transport Pilot (ATP) exam given by the
FAA. Elbow to elbow in a hotel conference room with a couple dozen other
airline pilot wannabes, I stuffed into my brain virtually all I needed to know
to pass the exam, which I did the following weekend. I signed up for another
cram course for the Flight Engineer (FE) written exam for the following
weekend, and made an appointment with a Honolulu doctor certified to give
FAA flight physicals.
“It’s a good time to apply to the airlines,” the doctor told me, noticing the
ever-problematic vision in my right eye. That didn’t seem to deter any
airlines except Delta Airlines which still insisted on 20-20 vision for all
applicants. So, I never applied to Delta.
I bought a dark suit, which would become known industry-wide as the
“pilot applicant clone suit” worn by most airline pilot hopefuls to their
interviews. Then, with Keth’s signature on a leave form, I set up interviews at
American and United Airlines.
My strategy was to interview at American for practice, then go to
United armed with actual interview experience. American Airlines would be
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my fallback, but United Airlines was my goal.
American put me in First Class on a DC-10 from Honolulu to Dallas-Fort
Worth International Airport. That was an experience I decided I could get
used to—flying in First Class, especially considering all the trans-Pacific
flights I’d made sardine-packed into an all-coach class airliner for the eternal
flights to and from the Far East.
The interview itself was simple, just as Animal and Benny had said. Phase
1 was basically to check your pilot hours, but with military pilots, which most
of us were, there was simply no question once you passed them a certified
copy of your military flying records. The civilian guys’ logbooks got
scrutinized more closely because they weren’t kept by a government agency.
The years of military experience also assured them that we’d had
background checks, plus regular drug testing and no arrests or we’d have
been expelled from the service. So, the face to face interview with a pilot
recruitment staffer was very informal and low threat.
Then there was a rudimentary physical, and we were sent on our way. If
we’d satisfied the Phase 1 requirements, we’d be invited back for Phase 2,
which was the much-dreaded American Airlines “astronaut physical,” as it
was known in the airline industry. The American Airlines medical director
was the notoriously demanding Dr. Wick, who I was pleased to note was a
VMI graduate. I didn’t really figure that connection would help me much, but
it seemed like good Karma just the same.
Up in Denver, I found the United Airlines pilot interview process to be
much less friendly and in fact, borderline hostile. In the face to face
interview, as I’d been warned by other applicants, a two-person management
interview team prodded me with uncomfortable questions, arguing with me
about my answers.
“Tell us about a difficult situation,” one of them asked, “that you
encountered in the air that required you to use interpersonal skills to make the
flight a success.”
I got halfway into a story about helping a weak pilot like Dudley through
a checkride when the female interviewer interrupted and snapped, “Oh, come
on, that’s nothing.”
That was an attempt, I’d been warned ahead of time by Benny, to get me
to lose my cool. I didn’t lose my cool, but I also didn’t see the point of the
whole adversarial approach to an interview.
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The physical became another test to determine how badly you wanted to
fly for United Airlines. The exam, including the hernia and nut sack check—
the latter being medically unnecessary, but was probably added to see how
much you’d tolerate to get the job—was done by a female doctor, and a very
good-looking one at that.
Then the simulator basic flight evaluation was given by an instructor who
asked me if I had any questions, warning me that once the eval commenced,
he’d remain silent for the entire session.
Questions? You mean like, “How do I fly a 767, having never set foot in a
767 cockpit before?” That occurred to me, but it was clear that wasn’t the
type of question he’d answer.
So, I just figured an airplane is an airplane is an airplane; and like the
nut check, I’d just have to drop my pants and hope for the best. I felt like I
did an adequate job, flying the basic maneuvers, then a decent but very firm
landing. Not bad, considering it was my first shot at that particular jet.
The next morning, I hopped on a United 747 back to Honolulu.
“Any chance of First Class?” I asked the gate agent, recalling the royal
treatment I’d received from American Airlines. Both agents at the counter
frowned as if on cue.
“We reserve that for our paying customers,” one said icily.
Well, okay. The entire United interview was basically a pain in the ass,
but that didn’t deter me from wanting to be a United pilot. Surely, once on
board as a pilot, you’d be treated better, I told myself. And after seeing the
huge, modern and impressive training facilities at both airlines, there was no
doubt in my mind that the airline life would be a fantastic flying career,
should I choose that.
I returned to Hawaii and shared what I’d discovered with Keth. While I
waited for my seven-day option paperwork, I was on pins and needles
waiting to hear from United Airlines about a possible class date, if my
interview had gone well enough.
In short order, I received an invitation from American Airlines to return
for Phase 2 of their interview process. But, if I was hired by United, that
would be unnecessary. Just to be on the safe side, I went ahead and scheduled
the American Phase 2 interview.
I also found a rock-bottom ATP (Airline Transport Pilot) flight school
that met the minimum requirements for an FAA ATP flight check. Eveland
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Aero was a small FBO (Fixed Base Operator) and flight school on the cargo
side of Honolulu International Airport. The cheapest option was to pay for
nine or ten instructor led flight hours to become proficient in the basic
maneuvers in a twin engine Grumman Cougar. Then, an FAA ATP checkride
for the certificate.
Jim Albright warned me that the Cougar was an underpowered pig that
he’d flown when it belonged to the Air Force Aeroclub. If you lost an engine,
depending on the temperature, fuel load and aircraft weight, you might or
might not stay in the air.
Still, I was on a tight budget so the Cougar would have to do. Al Avery,
my quiet, likeable CFI (Certified Flight Instructor) was a retired airline pilot.
He’d taken other Air Force pilots through the barebones flight instruction for
the same purpose as I had: with over 2,000 pilot hours in the 135 aircraft, a
Boeing-707 derivative, I simply needed a multi-engine instrument checkride
administered by an FAA flight examiner. Al could prepare me for that.
In the air, I struggled with the rudimentary instrumentation in the
primitive Grumman twin, with very small, scattered nav instruments and
jumpy course arrows and needles that flitted all over the case despite the slow
ground speed of the light twin compared to a jet. But eventually I mastered
the basics after about seven hours of dual instruction. I hired a Hawaiian
Airlines pilot who moonlighted as an FAA examiner to give me an
instrument checkride in the Cougar, actually signing my island car over to
one of Chelsea Eveland’s instructor pilots (she let me drive the jalopy until I
left the island) for the free time in the Cougar she had coming to her as a job
perk.
After we landed, I drove the short distance to the FAA Regional Office
with my completed ATP checkride form and my Air Force Form 1 record of
my -135 flying hours.
“So,” the FAA clerk said, “You will have an ATP with a Boeing-707 and
an GA-7 type rating?”
“Can you just leave out the GA-7?” I asked. It looked a little silly next to
the 707 rating.
“Whatever you want,” he said, then printed me out my Airline Transport
Pilot license. The following week, I completed my FE written exam. So, if I
got hired, I’d head to United Airlines with a current ATP, a First-Class FAA
medical certificate, plus my flight engineer written exam. All I had to do was
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wait for the appointed date and time to call a toll-free number United had
given me to receive the news about my interview and a possible pilot class
date.
The only thing left for me to do was to choose whether to get out of the
Air Force or stay in, because once my seven-day option paperwork was
approved, I’d need to formalize the decision one way or the other. Would it
be four years of flying the T-38, an exciting prospect? Or would it be a dream
career as a United Airlines pilot?
Despite the indecision I’d managed between the two very good
alternatives, I was ebullient knowing that both were excellent flying
opportunities. I could live with the T-38 or United Airlines, and that was a
great feeling.
I had no idea at the time I’d actually do neither.
CL Manno AA 183008
New Bid Status
Effective 1 Sept:
Captain MD-80 DFW
Of course, being near the bottom of the MD-80 captain seniority list
meant I was stuck flying the least desirable trips which for me, meant all-
nighters. Still, it was a schedule, a captain’s schedule no less, so I had no
complaints.
And just as I’d learned and been coached along as a new first officer by
some patient captains, so it was with my first officers: they helped me out,
filled in the blanks for me and were patient as I learned the ropes in the left
seat.
The all-night flying was like a different world which some people—pilots
and flight attendants both—actually preferred. Brian, my copilot that month,
was senior enough among the FOs to not have to fly all-nighters, but he
actually preferred them. He was a night owl anyway and there was much less
air traffic on the back side of the clock, so few hassles and usually direct
clearances. He could just go home and grab a few hours rest, just like some of
the hardcore flight attendants on my Europe trips, then get on with his day.
Our number one flight attendant was the same way, bidding the Tucson
turns because she was a single mom and they let her be home all day with her
kids.
“I’ve been married to half of you guys,” she told me, “Which is why I’m
divorced now.”
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