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THE

CROOKED DICE GAME DESIGN STUDIO presents a 7TV production “THE 1967 ANNUAL”
starring THE BRITTANIAN JOB | THE GIRLS OF ST SEARLE'S | RED SHADOWS | MARTY's
MONSTER | THE DAREDEVILS screenplay by GRAEME DAWSON directed by KARL PERROTTON
director of photograhy kevin DALLIMORE produced by SYDNEY BARRON filmed in TECHNICOLOR

INCH-HIGH Spy-FI
WARGAMING IN THE WORLD OF CULT TV
CROOKED DICE GAME DESIGN STUDIO present
DIRECTORS

THE GRAEME DAWSON & KARL PERROTTON


ADDITIONAL MATERIAL
HELENA NASH, MORGAN NASH, MIKE JARVIS
& STEPHEN THORPE

ART DIRECTION & DESIGN


KARL PERROTTON
PHOTOGRAPHY
KEVIN DALLIMORE
COVER ART
KARL PERROTTON & WAYNE PETERS
INTERIOR ART
WAYNE PETERS
FIGURE PAINTING
KEVIN DALLIMORE, JON ATTER,
ANDREW TAYLOR & SIMON BRADLEY
executive producer
SYDNEY BARRON

For more information contact:

Crooked Dice Game Design Studio Ltd


www.crooked-dice.co.uk
mail@crooked-dice.co.uk

filmed in TECHNICOLOR
WELCOME TO
THE 1967 ANNUAL
CONTENTS
RATINGS WAR 4
Welcome to the first compendium
of spy-fi shenanigans. In this volume MARTY'S MONSTER 8
we aim to show you that playing Hatching an idea 8
7TV has no limits. In profile 8
Tone vs gameplay 9
We feature how to use the core But what about the bad guys? 10
cards to recreate your favourite Creating a cast: From idea to tabletop 10
shows from yesteryear - or your own The brush off 12
inspired cast creations.
MOST WANTED 14
We add new casts, new vehicles, Creating a crime cast 14
new gadgets and new episodes as The Duchess 16
we revisit some old classics from The Professor 16
the 7TV archives. And for those Tony & Talia Torino 17
who want to build on existing rules Mr Punchiello 18
we've expanded the Crime genre Count Carandini 18
with unique cast members and Extras 20
added a simple, new campaign
system to give some star value to
your ongoing games.

We've supplied all the new cards


you need within this book for you
to photocopy, but a deluxe set is
available from the webstore.

Stay tuned...

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CUSTOMISING 7TV CARDS 21 BLOOD FOR THE BARON! 30 EPISODES 42
Don't panic 21 Creating an Action Force cast 30 Show of force 42
Drawing a blank 22 Casting call 31 Capture the flag 42
First steps 23 The rules 33 Breakout 43
Do-It-Yourself? 23 The future... or the past 33 Search and rescue 43
Treasure hunt 44
THE GIRLS OF ST SEARLE'S 24 THE DAREDEVILS 34 Safehouse 44
Creating a St Searle's cast 24 Creating a Daredevils cast 34 All out war! 45
Misty 26 Charlie Dare 36
Bunty 26 Diana Dare 36 CARDS 46
Jackie 27 Katrina Dare 36 Profile cards 46
Bins 27 Barker 37 Ratings war cards 63
Twinkle 28 Hemingford Grey 37 Gadget cards 64
Violent Elizabeth 28 Extras 37
Extras 29 Ladies night 38
PLAYING 7TV

RATINGS WAR!
There is a war going on, and it’s been going on for a long time. You might not know about it but it goes on in
your living room. TV shows battle nightly for viewers, ratings and their very survival.

Money is hard to come by, reputations are easy to build Choose each episode to be played at random from all
but quick to ruin and the tastes of the viewing public are
fickle and subject to abrupt change. Can YOUR show
STAND-INS the ones you have. There’s also a handy table on page
45 which you can use to determine where you should
catch the mood and entertain its way to the top? Your Ratings War cast can be bigger than who you look for an episode. After that, roll 1D6 to get a specific
see in any one episode. You can choose additional episode if you need to.
These simple rules allow to you play a series of linked cast members equal to 20% of the original ratings
campaign games using the 7TV 2nd edition rules. of your cast. Your stand-ins must be chosen from If there’s more than two of you playing, decide how
Winning an episode will bring rewards and winning the the same rules or programme guide as your original you like who plays who. Play your episodes and keep a
most episodes means you’re at the top of the ratings war! cast. For each episode you note of who wins. In between episodes all your stars,
play, you can choose any co-stars, extras and vehicles return to full health, so you
You will need one or more opponents and each of you cast members, from your don’t need to worry about that. Just remember to pick
will need a cast, built from the same ratings value. You original cast and your new gadgets with every episode, though.
can spend less but you can’t spend more. stand-ins as long as the
cast you bring to each If you win a game you can pick one Ratings War Award
Decide on the number of games you are going to play. If episode is a legal one, card at random. If the game is a draw then the player who
you’ve only got one opponent, make it an odd number to and doesn’t exceed the ended with the most objective tokens wins the episode. If
avoid a draw at the end. If you have loads of opponents, original ratings. it’s still a draw, both players get an award card.
either play each other once, or set a maximum number
of games – this is good if you have a time limit on
when you want the ratings war to end.

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THE 1967 ANNUAL

There are 12 award cards detailing the off-screen 1. Celebrity Marriage 3. Famous Guest Star
happenings between your episodes. The card will tell The marriage of two of your cast hits the news just You have hired a C-list Hollywood actor to star in your
you what benefit you can gain in your next episode, so before you go on air. This time, real life is going to be show for one week.
show the card to your next opponent before gaining its better than anything in the script.
effects. Keep the card for the whole ratings war to show Choose any one Co-Star profile, you can include this
how many episodes you won, although remember you Show this to your next opponent before your next model in your cast for the next episode only. Heroic
only get the benefits on the card for one episode. episode. Choose two of your cast members. If both are casts must choose a heroic Co-Star and vice versa, but
in play, you get ✪ in each of your action phases next you can ignore genre limitations.
episode.

4. Glitzy TV Award
2. Creative Accounting Another ‘Benny’ award to grace your office! Your cast
Your accountant has been fiddling the books. You might is riding high after a night of free drink and celebrity
be up, you might be down. Keith from the canteen, his attention.
sister’s an accountant, she can take a look.
Your cast cannot be axed in your next episode.
Roll 1D6 then roll another and take the second roll from
the first. Gain (or lose) this number of ✪ in your first
turn. If you lost ✪, then gain an additional ✪ each time 5. Late Night Slot
you turn over only one countdown card. Your show has been moved to past the watershed for
At the end of the ratings war, the player with the most one week only, so you can really go to town on the sex
award cards wins! If two or more players have the same and violence.
number of award cards at the end of your ratings war,
then the player with the biggest number on their card For your next episode only, you gain ✪ each time either
wins. Winners of the ratings war can bask in the glory of player uses the Seduce special effect or you remove any
having the biggest, most popular TV show (at least for opposing model from play.
this series!)

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RATINGS WAR

6. The Mary Whitehorse Experience 9. Recorded Live 12. Series Finale


That old meddler is complaining about the amount of Your next episode is going out live before a studio The series is about to end, and the producers want it to
violence in your show again. You need to tone it down. audience. Your cast members love the tension, but does go with a bang!
the other cast?
Roll 1D6 at the end of the next episode. If the roll is Play the next episode with one less act one and act
greater than the number of your opponent’s models you When you steal the scene you can reroll all 1’s you roll two card, and put an additional two finale cards into
have removed from play, gain +2 VP. in that turn. When your opponent steals the scene you the deck. You gain ✪✪ as soon as the top finale card is
can make them reroll all 6’s they roll in that turn. revealed.

7. Outrageous Pay Demand


Your lead actor has seen the ratings and has asked for a 10. Scenery Shifter’s Strike
massive increase in their pay. You need to keep them so The guys who put the set in place before you start
you need to make cuts. filming are on strike, and have left the place half-
finished. Well, you’ll just have to make the best of it.
Choose one of your stars (or a co-star if you have no
stars), and one of your extras. If you remove that extra Choose any one item of scenery on your opponent’s half
from your cast for the rest of the Ratings War, your star of the table. You can move it to anywhere else on the
can reduce the cost of their star quality by the ratings of table or just remove it altogether.
the extra, to a minimum of 0, for the next episode.

11. Second Hand Prop Sale


8. PRODUCT PLACEMENT Your producer has picked up some really great bargains
The nations third favourite breakfast cereal is back to at a clearance auction. Just make sure you use them in
sponsor your show. In exchange for the cash, you’ll have your next episode!
to spend some air time promoting it.
For your next episode, draw four gadget cards and keep
Next episode, you must discount the effects of any two, in addition to what you would normally get.
one countdown card you draw and gain ✪✪✪✪
instead. If you don’t do this, you lose the next episode
automatically.

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THE 1967 ANNUAL

CAST CREATION

MARTY's MONSTER
As one of the winners of the most creative cast at the Wargames Illustrated 7TV Campaign day, Mike
Jarvis created a wonderful homage to a kids TV show featuring Marty and his prehistoric pal Monty.

One of the great strengths of 7TV is that the system is My first thought was that I needed a ‘genie’. Not a
flexible enough to handle almost any genre of cast. As literal one, but something colourful and eye-catching
long as you can find profiles to fit your concept, then that kids would love and immediately side with. This
you are well on your way to creating the feel of almost soon became a dinosaur-man, hatched out of an egg
any kind of TV programme or film. in an antique shop, and with that the rest of the cast
fell into place. There was Mr Grover the antique shop
My personal preference is to try to recreate one of those owner, Marty, a 10 year old boy who played in the
long lost 7TV programmes that may never have achieved shop, and his tomboy friend Jen. Due to a shortfall of
the cult stardom of the channel’s more famous and combatants, these were soon joined by Jen’s big sister
better known shows. Ultimately, what I like to do (and (and captain of the school hockey team), Vicki.
this could be my roots as a long-time roleplayer, rather
than a wargamer coming to the fore) is to produce a Before long the idea had taken shape, and you can read
programme that might just have happened. more in the TV Talk article on page 10.

Hatching AN IDEA IN PROFILE


A while ago I’d had the idea of mimicking a chaotic, Once that outline had taken form, it was easy enough to
low budget children’s TV show of the late 60s and early just assign profile cards from the 7TV boxed set. Clearly
70s; something where silliness and a small cast were Monty the Monster needed a card that could conceivably
the main requirements. I was particularly inspired by a be a ‘Dinosaur-Man’, whose abilities would not only
barely-remembered programme called Pardon My Genie, be effective but also have potential for the ludicrous
in which a hapless hardware shop worker could summon goings-on of the programme. Action Hero turned out to
a genie by polishing an old watering can. Usually with be the perfect profile. Burst of Action allows the star
‘hilarious’ consequences. to effectively take a third action after concluding the

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MARTY's MONSTER

standard two, such as pursuing a fleeing bad guy, while The Investigative Academic was a natural fit for the
Fight Back allows him to potentially take out a minion elderly Mr Grover; again I just renamed a couple of
in a single attack after, say, being hit by a guest-of-the- special effects to help with the tone. 4.15 Colour
week villain. These felt so right that I just had to use this
profile for Monty.
Marty's Monster
starring Clive Dann
TONE vs GAMEPLAY The Once and Future Mr Grover
For Marty, the Dependable Deputy was the obvious I’d got about this far when I realised that my cast,
by ROB BLOCH
choice. Primarily this was due to the Sidekick special whilst fun, was lacking a little in firepower and, at 27
Mr Grover reads from Merlin's spellbook
effect. This just seemed perfect for a boy and his ratings, was a little lightweight when facing 30 rating and magicks a suit of armour to life! Can
Prehistoric Pal. Less appropriate was the ‘Pistol’ casts. While I would be absolutely happy to argue that Marty and Jen stop the Black Knight
ranged attack but that was soon solved by renaming it any cast including a dinosaur man is not lacking in from slaying their favourite 'dragon'?
‘Catapult’. Keeping the range, strike number and effects anything at all, ever, I may have grudgingly conceded
the same retained the game balance but preserved the than an extra character might prove useful. Mr Grover ........................ CLIVE DANN
Marty ........................... HADRIAN HALL
atmosphere of a teatime kid’s programme.
Monty .......................... PETER BAYHEW
So I added a Security Guard (tying to Monty’s ‘Civilian’ Jen .............................. Stacy Lorning
Similarly, when casting Jen, I chose the Angel of Justice genre) and, while I accepted the usefulness of the Vicki ............................. Linda Haidon
card but renamed the Martial Arts and Pistol attacks to 2 rating extra, I didn’t think that was a thematic fit. Mr Webster ............ Michael S. Heard
Fights Dirty and another catapult. In another effort to However, with a few kids TV twists, the guard became The Black Knight .. Bernard Hesslaw
retain the flavour, the Angel of Justice’s Roundhouse and Jen’s big sister, Vicki. Trade a ‘baton’ for ‘hockey stick’ Producer VERITY NEWMAN
Judo became Scrapping and Trip. Same game effects, and alter the pistol to a thrown hockey ball and there Director CAM DOUGFIELD
but far more fitting to a ten year old girl. Finally the you have it: a complete 29 rating cast, suitable to be
Follow Up and Spy special effects were renamed as Run fielded at 4:20 pm, any weekday.
Away! and Sneaking.

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talk
tvANNUAL
THE 1967

7TV retrospective

Marty’s Monster
adventures of two children
Mike Jarvis looks back at the much-loved CUSTOMISING MY PROFILES
e or timeless classic?
and a man-sized dinosaur. Pantomime farc Of course, 7TV does allow you to further tailor
by two inept jewel thieves who in turn
hed Most episodes revolved around Marty profiles. The rules for customising your cast on
In early September 1969, 7TV launc are chased by a fire breathing dinos
aur-
’s and Jenny hatching some hare-brained
a new children’s programme, Marty man may seem almost embarrassing page 16 of the Producer’s Guide can be used
total scheme while trying to avoid the
Monster. Over the next two years a Mr to modern, adult eyes, children of the to tweak those profiles to make them even more
attentions of Mr and Mrs Muldoon or ter
of fifty-two 25-minute episodes were in day were reduced to guffaws of laugh
Webster. Much of the action took place suitable for their roles. I decided from the start
screened over four series. ry and whoops of delight. There is a story,
Mr Grover’s antiques shop and a delive n
as possibly apocryphal, that Sidney Barro that the statistics were fine as printed; so I left
of fresh stock was a regular plot device by a Daily
The programme focussed on the as a himse lf was once challe nged
all the numbers as is. Where I thought there
the youngsters discovered such gems
misadventures of 10 year old Martin and Telegraph critic to justify Marty’s
pirate’s sword, a priceless Rembrandt was room for a little more fun was in the special
Muldoon and his best friend, a biped
al Monster. If true, Mr Barron’s answer
even an Egyptian mummy.
‘prehistoric monster’ nicknamed “How old are you? 35? Your opinion’s effects and attacks.
Monty. In typical children’s TV style, irrelevant! Bring me a 10 year old and
Needless to say, each week’s new item
the programme had no continuity, I’ll listen to him” says it all.
would spur Marty and Jenny on to I’m happy with the Action Hero profile for
sacrificing it in favour of joke of the ss
further adventures, despite the haple
week scripts, slapstick and (usually) pts to rein in his young King of Monsters Monty. The only change I would like to make is
Mr Grove r’s attem
climaxing in a silly chase. y’s to add the ‘Whip’ attack to represent a tail lash.
friends. As the series went on the plots After two years and four series, Mont
became increasingly outlandish. The days were numbered. The formulaic I’d be happy to sell off his shoot attack to gain
The origins of the series were explained
r, episode in which Mr Grover acquires adventures had run their course and
in the first episode where Mr Grove that, but as it’s in a different category that isn’t
Merlin’s spellbook and casts several even the young cast were starting to
antiques shop owner and friend of of an option. So, adding the new attack adds +1
a spells (with humorous consequences, look bored in their roles.
Marty, finds a dinosaur egg amongst
to course) is frequently cited as the most rating to Monty’s cost, making him 11 ratings.
box of fossils he’s acquired. Needless
of outrageous. Although Monty’s frequent The elderly Clive Dann was looking
say the egg hatches and in the space t Similarly, the Dependable Deputy is a near-
d changes of abilities, which ran the gamu increasingly infirm as Mr Grover and
15 minutes the creature is transforme perfect match for Marty, so I’ll keep him as is.
in a from diamond-hard claws and super even the monster costume was lookin
g
from an unconvincing glove puppet re
g strength to massive leaps and even fi the worse for wear. When the Daily
box into a tall man in an unconvincin
e, breathing, run a close second. Mirror printed photos of Monty makin
g
rubbe r suit. By the end of the episod For both Jen and Mr Grover, I was never entirely
a personal appearance at a village
Monty the Monster has saved his new s happy with the Spy (aka Sneaking) special
l Writer’s Bloch? fete with the costume splitting acros
friend from the clutches of two schoo d
the rear of the actor inside, it seeme effect. Now, I’m allowed to swap 1 or 2 special
bullies (who are, of course, ridiculed With hindsight, it’s all too easy to .
symptomatic of the ailing programme
for their ludicrous tales of a monster), dismiss Marty’s Monster as a graceless, effects for new ones chosen from categories
and Marty has smuggled Monty into chaotic pantomime but that would be that the profiles already have other special
his bedroom, behind the backs of his to miss the very point of the series. After many happy teatimes for
unsuspecting parents. Rob Bloch, the creator and regular children the show was quietly and effects in. For Jen, I felt Parry was absolutely
writer (not to be confused with Rober
t unceremoniously retired. While it may appropriate, making the small girl harder to hit
, the American horror author), never have attained the cult status of
Hare -brai ned sche mes Bloch
The Daredevils or Department X it is
still (possibly with hilarious consequences). In line
children’s
y, was a talented writer of
Aside from Marty, Mr Grover and Mont amme s and he would go on to fondly remembered by those of us who with the rest of the cast, I decided I’d rename
progr l
the only regular cast members were would gleefully run home from schoo
have an illustrious career in that field. this Nippy.
Marty’s tomboy best friend Jenny and en to watch Marty and Monty thwart Mr
parents and the While a climax involving two childr
her big sister Vicki, his chase d aroun d an antique shop Webster yet again.
being
bullying schoolteacher Mr Webster.
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MARTY's MONSTER

For Mr Grover, I thought I’d add Tactics, allowing him to


aid his two young friends. This became Kindly Advice.
Like Marty, Vicki suits her card perfectly once the
attacks have been renamed; she should stay as is. So, CREATING A CAST: FROM IDEA TO TABLETOP
a few minutes taken and we have a more finely tuned
cast, rounding out at a nice even 30 ratings. The next step was acquiring and painting the So I replaced the head with a Crooked Dice
figures. The two schoolgirls were an easy Lizard Nazi Soldier head and attached the
start direct from Crooked Dice. Marty was tail from the same figure in the appropriate
But what about bad guys? a perfect find at Killer B Games (the figure place. In fitting the head, I used brass rod
Clearly Marty and his mates need opposition. While even has a catapult, fitting in with another and Green Stuff to extend the neck. I wanted
it’s funny to imagine them taking on military types or modified profile). And after a bit of a hunt, to be sure that it looked like the neck was
an alien invasion, it’s worth having a few teatime TV Mr Grover came from Artizan Designs. housing the head of the actor inside.
enemies too.
Ideally I wanted Monty to look like an actor I even attempted to sculpt a little mesh
For Mr Webster I’d recommend the Jackbooted Sadist in an ill-fitting rubber suit, rather than an panel in the neck to allow the poor,
as a suitable starting point. Just imagine the pistol as a actual dinosaur man! 4A Miniatures made underpaid, and entirely fictional, actor to
hurled board rubber or cricket ball and you’re well away. a great bipedal prehistoric creature, but it see out. Add some Green Stuff ‘plates’ down
As to his Brutal Taskmaster, pair him up with some was just far too good to be Monty. the back and that just left the painting and
school prefects or bullies with renamed attacks and a mounting on some Gladius Game Arts resin
deeply unpleasant junior school cast is almost there. pavement bases to give them a pleasing
uniform look.
As we’ve already seen with Vicki, the Security Guard
makes a great basis for dangerous school kids and See what you think of my results!
these could be tweaked as per the rules in the
Producer’s Guide too to accompany Mr Webster. If you
want a leader for the bullies, I’d tweak the Security
Guard Commander or even, if you want to up the ante,
the Criminal Boss. The latter choice gives you the
option to bring his Criminal Firm posing as the second
rate, cowardly bullies that clearly follow the lead
bully around. At least until he’s humiliated by Marty
Muldoon’s Prehistoric Pal...

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THE BRUSH OFF
STARRING MARTY & MONTY

N
“ ow, that’s a job well done.” Mr Grover bent
backwards, stretching his old back, while looking
with satisfaction at the freshly painted door. “And
mind you two keep away from it until it’s dry. Especially
you, young Jennifer.” Seated on the floor playing
marbles with Marty, Jen pulled a face but deep down
she knew the kindly old antique shop owner was right. If
there was any way to get dirty, dusty, oily or painty Jen
could find it without trying. Westchester was quiet in
the days after Christmas and after cooking a mountain
of sausages on the old pot-bellied stove in the back of
his antique shop, Mr Grover had decided the door into
the alley from the shop could do with a lick of paint.
While he painted the door a bright, pillar box red, the
children had played a half-hearted game and Monty,
who had eaten more sausages than anyone, had curled
up to doze by the stove, pulling the threadbare old rug
over himself like a blanket.

Outside the shop something very peculiar was


happening. A swarthy looking man in a long raincoat,
with his hat pulled down almost over his eyes, was
nervously watching the policeman on the opposite side
of the road. Seeing the constable cross the road, he
quickly pulled a large envelope from under his coat and
pushed it through the letterbox into the shop where it
landed on top of the post Mr Patterson had delivered
while Mr Grover was painting.
“They didn’t notice the back door quietly opening and
the stranger enter silently with a gun in his hand!”

After cleaning his hands Mr Grover filled the kettle even speak, Marty shouted “Get ‘im Jen!” Jen already
and placed it on top of the stove before going to fetch had her catapult ready and the pair of them had pockets
the post from the front door. Not noticing that the top stuffed with conkers for just such an occasion. Faced
envelope was marked ‘Top Secret’, he dropped the with a barrage from the two catapults, the interloper
envelopes onto the cluttered table where it lay among turned and ran, only to go face first into the door,
the old clocks, books and coins while he made tea. covering his face, chest and hands in paint. Turning
uncertainly he staggered forwards only to find himself
Watching through the window, the man in the raincoat bumping into something else. Something large, warm
saw Mr Grover take the post into the back room. The and growling. Slowly opening his eyes and looking up,
policeman had passed him without incident and he was he found the tooth-filled face of Monty looking back at
already regretting putting the precious envelope through him. Monty let out one of his most fearsome roars. The
the letterbox. Looking around furtively, he moved down stranger turned and ran, straight into the marbles left
the alley at the side of the shop. on the floor. With a wild cry he skidded the length of the
room, right into the stove. With an almighty clang, he hit
Inside, Mr Grover was making his tea while Marty and his head on the chimney, dislodging a fall of soot right
Jen fetched the biscuits. They didn’t notice the back over his head as he crumpled to the floor.
door quietly opening and the stranger enter silently with
a gun in his hand! He tiptoed across the floor towards “We’ve been after this one for some time.” said
the table, his eyes fixed on the envelope. Not looking Constable Watkins as another policeman took the villain
where he was going, the first he knew that something away. “Someone has been stealing secret documents
was amiss was when he trod on Monty’s tail, sticking out and sending them out of the country.” The two children
from under the rug. With a mighty bellow, the dinosaur looked proud. Constable Watkins continued “Would you
man leapt to his feet growling at the intruder! In panic, know what he’s talking about when he says there was
the prowler backed quickly away from Monty, straight a monster, though?” Mr Grover coughed nervously. “I
into Mr Grover’s newly painted door, covering his back wouldn’t put too much store in that. He’d hit his head.
in red paint! “Mind my door!” shouted Mr Grover. Trying And the smell of all that paint can’t have helped.”
desperately to grasp the situation, the stranger levelled Anyway, added Marty, pointing at the paint covered
his pistol at Mister Grover. Before he had a chance to rogue, “You caught him red handed!”

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OPEN CASTING

Most Wanted
The criminal world is dangerous but nothing if not diverse. Modern Moriartys and brutish thugs can both be found at the top of competing criminal
enterprises. Their minions are equally diverse, alike only in their utter disregard for the long arm of the law.

The filing cabinets of East End coppers and the agents


of international law enforcement are teeming with
CREATING A CRIME CAST
rap-sheets of countless ne'er-do-wells. The crimes of This programme guide contains eight new profiles for 9.0 Colour
these miscreants are numerous: mindless thuggery, the Crime genre. The following profiles can be used in
devious cons, elaborate robberies and sometimes just villainous casts subject to the normal open casting rules. The Beat
downright anarchy. starring Jim Boothe
The Muswell Hill Mob
Creating a Crime cast is almost as much fun as playing by KEN TROY-MARTIN
with it. You can enjoy mindless violence and criminal An operation to catch a gang of jewel
thieves seems to be going nowhere
depravity while taking on the lawmen and trying to
when the dead body of Skelton’s
best them.
informant is dragged out of the
Thames. Kennedy is ‘volunteered’ to go
Recruit the right members and your gang can become undercover to flush out the killers.
infamous, while personal rivalries threaten to get in the
way of giving some old dear a good kicking. The Professor .............. RONNIE BURKER
10-Carat Charlie ............. RONALD LACY
Fred the Ferret ............ DUDLEY SUTTAN

Producer EDWARD CHILDES


Director TOM KLEGG

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THE 1967 ANNUAL

CAST MEMBERS

THE DUCHESS The Professor


8.0 Colour Villainous Star | 8 RATINGS Villainous Star | 10 RATINGS
The Beat Devious and ruthless, the Duchess is an East End A quiet, well-spoken elderly gent, the man known only
starring Jim Boothe
bombshell gone bad, inheriting her ex’s criminal firm as The Professor looks like everyone’s idea of an uncle.
The Canning Town Collar
after his suspicious death.
by KEN TROY-MARTIN
All across London bullion and security vans are robbed
After three years of exile, the Duchess
is returning to London with a new Ably assisted by various shady underworld figures and in meticulously timed and planned raids, by someone
weapon. Fearing the start of a turf war, a bunch of local lads, she’s expanding her empire with encyclopedic knowledge of the capital’s streets
DI Skelton is determined that this time violently. Beatings, tortures, murder and robbery are and traffic light sequences, railway and road works
she won’t escape his justice. bread and butter to the godmother of crime. schedules. Even when they manage to catch him, the
Professor can slip out of any window or locked police
DI Frank Skelton ................. JIM BOOTH van like a phantom...
WPC Cathy Black. MADELELEINE SMITH TACTICS
The Duchess ............ FRANCESCA DALE
The Duchess is all about bringing Thugs, as they directly
Evelyn Grail .................... PENNY KEITH
benefit from her Might Is Right rule. She doesn’t have great
TACTICS
Producer EDWARD CHILDES
offensive capabilities, so make sure you let the boys do the The Professor and his gang substitute brute force with finesse.
Director TOM KLEGG
work for you. Her star quality brings you an element of table Use his special effect to reduce the effectiveness of an
control: if you’re careful where you place her, you can stop your opponent’s forces. A lot of your models can gain Infiltrator, so
opponent taking objectives or moving in, enabling you to get grab the objectives early and use Invisible to avoid retaliation.
into cover or push forwards without a lot of hassle. Just remember this is a costly special effect.

USE THE DUCHESS WHEN USE THE PROFESSOR WHEN


You’re happy to get seriously violent and you want your You want to get sneaky and frustrate your opponent with models
musclebound Extras to do the hard work for you. right in her face in the early game. And then watch as your
invisible models can’t get struck.

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MOST WANTED

Tony and Talia Torino | Villainous CO- StarS | 6 RATINGS


Ex-rally driver Tony Torino never got the fame he thought The gang operate a small fleet of customised Mini
was going to be rightfully his. His beautiful daughter Coopers which they unleash to perform daring high 4.15 Colour
Talia has shown herself to be quite the chip off the old speed robberies from Monte Carlo to Manchester.
block behind the wheel.
The Beat
The rash actions of the gang combined with their
starring Jim Boothe
Inspired to raise as much cash as they can to fund an incredible skills behind the wheel mean the forces of
The Britannian Job
early retirement on the Riviera, this father and daughter law and order are always left choking down exhaust
by IAN TROY-MARTIN
A new gang driving red, white and
team have assembled the finest team of criminal fumes in the gang’s wake.
green getaway cars stages a series of
mechanics and wheelmen in the world. There is no audacious bank robberies across the
heist they will not attempt to pull – and they invariably city. DI Skelton's squad are ordered to
succeed. Interpol have named them 'The Britannian Job', work with their Italian counterparts -
but are no closer to stopping their vehicular crime spree. Inspector Grimaldi and the charming
Monica - to bring the high-speed
thieves to book.

TACTICS Frank Skelton .................... JIM BOOTHE


Lenny Kennedy............... BENNY HYWEL
This pair positively encourage high speed bad behaviour. Don’t Tony Torino ................. MAURICE KANE
even think about taking them and not taking the Minis. Their Tania Torino ..,,,,,,,... Alexa BASTARDO
star quality should help keep them in play, and if you skip Monica ........................... JACKIE PIERCE
forwards to the Mini profile, you’ll see why they are so good Inspector Grimaldi ........ RALPH FALLON
behind the wheel. Producer EDWARD CHILDES
Director TOM KLEGG

USE THE TORINO'S WHEN


You want to run rings around your opponent (or just run them
down!) and don’t mind that you’re totally outnumbered.

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MR PUNCHINELLO COUNT Carandini


Villainous Star |10 RATINGS Villainous Co-Star | 10 RATINGS
8.0 Colour
This avant garde lord of misrule claims he is an artist This demure aristo is the identity of the freelance
The Confidence Club and social innovator - but the law considers him a assassin known as Il Re D'Oro who is allegedly
starring Adam Faith dangerous and violent lunatic. involved in numerous assassinations of officials,
If You Go Down To The Woods Today political enemies, gangsters and a Department X
by DENNIS SPINNER To say robbery with violence is this masked criminal’s agent.
A shooting weekend at the country modus operandi is somewhat understaing the fact.
home of the wealthy Sir Henry Fitzlion
While, to the local plod, these violent acts seem An expert marksman, the 'Golden King' is an assassin
starts off well enough for Alfie, Coco,
Martin Devere-Price and McCleish. chaotic, Mr Punchinello's theatrical crimes are for hire who only takes on the most difficult jobs
But when bizarrely masked raiders meticulously planned - almost stage managed. With involving targets deemed impossible to kill. A skilled
take the guests hostage, the Club must various cunning contingencies in place, Punchinello weaponsmith, he builds his own firearms and employs
use all their wits and skills to stay one and his circus of maniacs remain at large, carving their a myriad of henchman to lure his targets into the line
step ahead of their cruel leader, Mr way through surburbia like a modern-day boogeyman. of fire for the ultimate shot.
Punchinello.

Martin Devere-Price ....... David Collin TACTICS TACTICS


Sir Henry ........................ FREDDY JONES
Lady Elizabeth ........ HONOR WHITEMAN Mr Punchinello allows you to run a plot point efficient small The Count excels at taking opposing models out at range – but
Mr Punchinello .................... KIM CURRY band of criminals – you’ll need some numbers for the plot point he works best with others if you can get them close to your
gain but don’t take so many you won’t get to activate them. target. Hide and Loner allow him to operate on his own, so stay
Producer VERITY NEWMAN
back and let your minions work the opposition. Take shots when
Director TERRY GREENE
Use That's The Way To Do It! and Advanced Planning to snarl you can then use Advanced Planning to slow the response of
your opponent up when they’re least expecing it. the opposition.

USE PUNCHIELLO WHEN USE CARANDINI WHEN


When you want to bring a bit of chaos to the tabletop - and you’re You don’t want to risk your main man but are happy to let various
comfortable letting the dice dictate what you get up to! expendables get in there and make his job easier.

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EXTRAS

MASKED MANIAC | Villainous EXTRA | 3 RATINGS PARTNER IN CRIME | Villainous EXTRA | 2 RATINGS
Punchinello is leader of a troupe of bizarrely masked Behind every bad criminal is often an even worse man
maniacs including the monstrous Baby and the cleaver- or woman. They may appear as eye candy for the self
wielding Mr Crocodile. made criminal boss; a seductive vision to distract the
enemy. Or they may be a ruthlessly efficient and totally
Their anarchic, seemingly irrational acts, often end in loyal family member, running the criminal enterpise for
bloodshed and wholesale destruction. Travelling from their loved ones.
town to town, the gang's modus operandi involves
kidnap and torture (usually of the local constabulary), Hanging on his arm, they are ready to gouge out an eye
before enacting a gory performance with their victims. or put a bullet in the back if things get rough.

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CUSTOMISING 7TV CARDS

CAST CREATION

CUSTOMIsING 7TV cards


If you read the 7TV Action! Facebook page, then you'll already be familiar with Stephen Thorpe
and his wealth of custom profile cards. We tracked him down to explain how he did it!

I've been a fan of Crooked Dice I will admit to a feeling of trepidation Satisfied that I'd grasped the
and their gaming system from the when I first heard rumours of 7TV2 methodology I cheerfully started
very start to the excellent 7TV2 and the inclusion of character cards drafting up characters that I
game of today. The key thing that for the game. Panic rose briefly wanted to incorporate into my 7TV
pulled me into this game though at the thought that I may lose the experience.
(other than the excellent miniatures, customisable aspect of the game I
brilliant rules-set and emphasis on enjoyed so much. While doing this, however, I realised
the TV shows I grew up on) was the that this would just give me the bare
customisable aspect. Don't panic bones for my customised characters.
My panic was short-lived, however This was unacceptable. I couldn't
How often have you played a game when, on searching through the use these skeletons; they needed
trying to represent a certain character Contents pages, the 'Customising flesh, they needed......CARDS!!!
but nothing in a games roster of Your Stars and Co-Stars' section
available archetypes was a true fit. jumped out at me! Coincidentally, over the previous
few months I had discovered an
Right from the start, 7TV put an end Having allayed my fears, I Open Source image editor which,
to this problem by utilising a system delved into the intricacies of the while not as comprehensive as
of archetypes that you could adjust to customisation rules and found them PhotoShop, had one overriding
get the character you wanted spot on. extremely user friendly. advantage to my mind... it was free

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and wouldn't, therefore, make any To” videos that have given me the I then set about the task of using amount of information that needed
impact on the funds I'd need for limited capability I now enjoy. different tools to remove the main to be added (at present my card
more figures. Believe me, they're much better at picture and all of the statistics and template has over 200 different
explaining it than I ever will be. skills from the card until I was left layers which is a hell of a lot of
For those unfamiliar with the way with a blank card. information).
PhotoShop or its Open Source rival DRAWING A BLANK
GIMP work and are settling down to However, my paltry talents seemed My efforts yielded an almost totally I decided that inputting all the
read about the minutiae of how to to be enough for my purposes. blank card to act as a background on required information systematically
operate the system(s). Boy, are you As with everything, the first thing which all the character detail could to produce a completed file while
going to be disappointed. required was a blank canvas so to be added with each extra bit of detail desirable just wasn't going to
this end I imported a character being layered up over the top or, in happen. I know myself and I can
While I have managed to teach card into GIMP that had the least the case of the picture, underneath. state categorically that if I'd tried
myself how to scratch the surface text I could find. If I remember inputting things like this I would
with GIMP, I'm certainly no expert correctly this was the Administrator It was then just a case of inputting have abandoned my efforts from
and can only suggest you check extra that had just one special all those layers, which is where I boredom long before the file would
out YouTube for some of the “How effect. almost balked at the idea of the have been finished.

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CUSTOMISING 7TV CARDS

FIRST STEPS comic, TV and film characters to I've now reached the point where But this is not the end by any
So I set about the task in a different miniature ranges I particularly I'm confident that, with a little means as ideas for other casts float
way...one card at a time! My first liked. I had soon produced cards for hands-on manipulation, I can into my mind waiting to take root as
attempts were a pair of cards for my Doctor Who, Judge Dredd, Sharpe, quickly produce cards for any cast I the next obsession. Which cast will
favourite literary Spy/Secret Agent Mars Attacks, Dad's Army, Aliens vs can dream up. be next? Captain Scarlet? Austin
characters - Modesty Blaise and Predator and more. Powers? Who knows...
Willie Garvin. Unfortunately, lately the number
As each set of cards took shape so of cards I'm producing has slowed DO IT YOURSELF?
As I became more confident with too did the customisation program as other projects and hobbies (not If you would like to produce your
using the program I started to do itself as more and more Special to mention the dreaded “real life”) own cards then visit the Crooked
more and more cards, setting myself Effects, Statistic Values, Ratings have taken up more of my time. Dice website and download the
projects roaming from favourite Costs, etc. were added to the file. fonts and templates.

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PROGRAMME GUIDE

THE GIRLS OF ST SEARLE'S


A staple of our original zombie rules, these savage schoolgirls now find a place in Second Edition.
So grab your timetable and molotov cocktail and prepare to enter St Searle’s Foundation for Young Women...

Many who have driven through the foreboding gates


and past the ivy clad walls of this fine institution
The teachers are ineffectual but seem strangely loyal to
the girls and the school, largely thanks to the soothing
CREATING A ST SEARLE’S CAST
have wondered if they are protection for the students influence of the indefatigable headmistress and ‘former This programme guide contains one new cast list for
or to stop the savage little bleeders from getting out. society beauty’ Miss Ariadne Sprocket and the powers the Girls of St Searle's. If you choose to play the St
Although, those who have faced the catapults of the of her ‘restorative sherry’. Searle's cast you can only choose your models from
feral Fourth Formers and hockey sticks of the sultry the options presented in this chapter. To create a St.
Sixth Form girls are in no doubt. The reputation of the girls has reached far beyond the Searle’s cast, simply choose your models from:
walls, and they are afeared by the local plod, Scotland
The female students of this fine institution are either Yard and even given a wide berth by most members of • Any profile cards with the St. Searle’s
posh or rich or both. Some have country estates and the criminal community. genre symbol
ponies waiting at home, others have fathers doing time
for armed robbery or else lying low on the Costa Patata. The only remaning thorn is the Ministry for Education, • The following 2nd edition profile cards:
As such, the student body is an international mix. who seem resolutely determined to bring the school
Notable alumni include the adventuring trio of Dare into line. Whether their motivation is educational zeal • Scientist (Teacher’s Meeting unit only)
Sisters and, mentioned in hushed tones, the mistress of or political pressure is unclear but it provides a steady • VIP
murder known only as Kali. Sixth Formers are unusually stream of fresh meat for the girls to torture and drive to
mature and well developed seductresses, whilst Fourth the brink of insanity. Some St. Searle’s cast cards include the
Formers are feral little beasts, swarming over their genre symbol opposite which will be fully
enemies with savage abandon. detailed in a forthcoming 7TV supplement.

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CAST MEMBERS
MISTY | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS BUNTY | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS
Misty rules the roost at St Searle’s. Her The daughter of a respectable peer, Bunty
unrelenting passion, wicked tongue and maintains that great tradition of 'stiff upper lip'
whirling hockey stick have defended the and somehow manages to maintain impeccable
school from meddling parents, snooping manners and spotless attire regardless of the
officials, greedy businessmen and dangerous carnage around her.
criminals.
Her decorum and organisational verve helps
When it comes to a crisis, Misty always leads sustain a sense of normality amid the chaos of St
from the front. Inspiring, fierce and smart - Searle's. However, it is Bunty's canny tactics and
she is Head Girl for very good reason. deft politicking that have saved the school time
and again. Daddy would be proud.

TACTICS TACTICS
Misty is a great all-rounder, just be aware If you’re playing against zombies, then Bunty is the only Sixth Former with Spy, USE BUNTY WHEN
she has no ranged attack so she needs to Zombie Hunter is going to get a lot of so she’s ideal for leading a bunch of You really want an aggressive in-your-
be close to do damage. mileage on every turn, not just your own. fourth years right up the table. face game. Or you think your opponent
is looking to cause you pain with loads of
However by using her Head Girl star USE MISTY WHEN With Leader 2 she can activate more statuses.
quality you can afford to spread your You’re bringing other Stars and Co-Stars models (even more if you bring Misty)
models further afield and, with another with the Leader special effect, or you’re and her Stiff Upper Lip star quality
model with the Leader special effect, can likely to be facing off against a zombie means you should almost never be
activate more models by spending ✪✪. cast. caught out with statuses.

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THE GIRLS OF ST SEARLE'S

JACKIE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS Bins | HEROIC Co-Star | 5 RATINGS


As captain of the hockey team, This myopic bookworm is the font of all
Jackie is a naturally combative knowledge at St Searle's. Once you find her
student and well-trained in taking amongst the stacks in the cavernous library,
the fight to St Searle's enemies - be she will talk for hours about: the rich history
they Slob Street Under 16s or the and architecture of the school; or the Rise and
criminal Dig Dag Gang. Fall of the Roman Empire; or her views of the
most effective ballista or the flight patterns of
She is fiercely proud of maintaining the wag-tailed Greet.
a clean sheet during ‘away games’
(aka fracas in the nearby village This vital intelligence is put to excellent use by
against the local plod), leading the other girls when uncovering some sinister
from the front in a flurry of whirling plot against them or providing a cunning
mulberry and breaking bones. advantage when hatching their own plans.

TACTICS TACTICS
Jackie is an offensive powerhouse; she USE JACKIE WHEN Make the best use of the weaponry your USE BINS WHEN
can put out multiple fight or shoot strikes You really just want to get medieval on team brings by making your opponents You want to get to your opponent in a
in one turn using her Team Captain star your opponent. She’s all about getting disadvantaged, one at a time, until they slightly more sideways manner than is
quality while being an Expert just makes your models up the table and bringing on are dropped. Meanwhile Bins gets to usual in a St. Searle’s cast.
each one more effective. Sure Footed the hurt. Whack!!!  bring gadgets to the party, using which
helps her get there, and Tactics helps might be a better option than a clumsy
everyone else get there. strike with a hockey stick. Poor girl.

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THE 1967 ANNUAL

TWINKLE Violent Elizabeth


HEROIC co-Star | 6 RATINGS HEROIC Co-Star | 6 RATINGS
8.0 Black & White
The Girls of St Searle's The most coherent and capable junior from the feral
pack of fourth formers, young Twinkle is allegedly the
This precocious horror was destined for stardom when
her promising career on stage and film was cut short.
starring Petra Morkham
off-spring of an infamous East End family of wrong 'uns.
Dead of Night
Speaking in nothing by Cockney Rhyming Slang, she This loss has left the poor love in a terrible state but
by DAVID AGNEW
seems perfectly understood by all the other pupils - but she is able to focus her rage and formidable set of
Some of the Fourth Formers return
from a midnight feast in the woods nobody else! lungs to provide an excellent early warning system for
only to find one of their number has the school.
been left behind! Misty and the girls She is able to rally and direct the raucous mob of
venture out after dark, but how many Fourth Form girls - no mean feat in itself! But she Despite her often awful behaviour, Elizabeth is
of them will return? has shown an innate strategic talent, as well as a accepted with an odd fondness by the other feral
devastating aim with her signature catapult. Fourth Formers.
Misty ........................... GILLIAN BAILLIE
Jackie ........................ CHERRY GILLESPY
Bunty ......................... PETRA MORKHAM
Bon Chance Charlie .. MICHAEL KNOLES
TACTICS TACTICS
Arabella .......................... KATIE MANNIN Twinkle is a Fourth year, and so share much of their common Violent Elizabeth swaps a shoot strike for a fairly good fight
traits – a better shoot strike than a fight strike and the ability strike instead. Once your opponent is down, they’re going to
Producer VERITY NEWMAN
Director TERRY GREENE to get up the table with Spy and to take down opponents with start suffering. Hide helps keep her in the frame but the main
numbers in a fight with Gang. Twinkle is also very, very good event here is her star quality. By thcweaming – a lot – you can
with her catapult, so make full use of those expert trick shots get your own models into better positions, pull them back into
whenever you can. cover after they’ve fought or shot or pull the other side’s models
out into the open. Do it!
USE TWINKLE WHEN
You’re comfortable with going with a short ranged shooting USE ELIZABETH WHEN
game and you’re going to bring a bunch of feral Fourth years. You want to really get on your opponent’s nerves with all that
thcweaming. Move models around and break up their game.
And, of course, get the boot in! 

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EXTRAS
BON CHANCE CHARLIE| Extra | 2 ratings MISS ARIADNE SPROCKET| Extra | 3 ratings UNITS
Charles Ponsonby-Blore is a chancer and cad, a perfect The indefatigable headmistress and ‘former society
combination to assist the girls in their nefarious beauty’ Miss Ariadne Sprocket is forever retreating to FOURTH FORM PACK
activities. He acts as the scrounger and quartermaster for her office for a ‘restorative sherry’. But once flushed The Fourth Form are a vicious handful despite their
the school which allows him to maintain the lifestyle of with school spirits, she is ready to apply her surprising size compared to the Sixth. They prefer to encircle their
privilege to which he has become accustomed. brawn to aid her ‘gels’ in repelling whatever catastrophe opponents before unleashing deadly stones from their
the school might face. catapults.
COOKIE| Extra | 2 ratings
Cookie used to be a prison officer so took to St Searle’s SIXTH FORMER | Extra | 2 ratings SIXTH FORM TEAM
without too much difficulty. Her fantastic cooked treats The unusually mature and well-developed young women The Sixth Form are more worldly-wise and physically
do wonders for morale around the school. of the Sixth Form are the backbone of the school’s very erm… capable. They spend their time smoking
defences. While the dress code seems to have relaxed, and practicing a quite violent form of hockey.
DOROTHY| Extra | 4 ratings their grit and determination has not, keeping St Searle’s
This Sixth Former was expelled from school after using walls safe from all-comers. STAFF Room
chemistry supplies to make home-made explosives. She Once roused, the teachers of St. Searle’s
still hangs with her ex-schoolmates just for kicks though SIXTH FORM STAR PLAYER | Extra | 3 ratings can be quite effective. Well, at the very
and can be relied on to start things off with a bang. Sporting prowess often gives way to a spirited least they’re a distraction.
viciousness on the hockey field and the best amongst
FOURTH FORMER | Extra | 2 ratings these terrors are often promoted to lead the team.
The lower school are often indistinguishable from each
other – a feral horde of wild hair, askew ties, makeshift TEACHER | Extra | 2 ratings or 3 ratings for 2 models
weapons, sherbet fountains and foul language. The teachers at St. Searle’s have their hands full
dealing wth the girls. But even they can be roused from
FOURTH FORM MONITOR | Extra | 3 ratings the easy chairs of the staff room when things get tight.
Forging order from the Fourth Form chaos takes a
young lady of remarkable tenacity, rare cunning and a WPC PEARL DAWES | Extra | 2 ratings
lightning left hook. The Police Liason Officer to the school. Since being
saved by the girls on numerous occasions, Miss Dawes
can now call on the resources of the boys in blue if
things get serious.

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CAST CREATION

BLOOD FOR THE BARON!


Back in the late 70s and early 80s we had action Action Force were an organisation split into specialties
figures. Four inch high plastic articulated figures, they – Z Force were the army guys, Q Force were the naval
were probably what planted the miniatures seed in my guys, Space Force and SAS Force were the slightly less
head, although that was later. For now I was obsessed originally named other two groups; can you guess what
with Star Wars and these figures let me play out all they did? Facing off against all this Action were the Red
the stuff in the films. In my bedroom (mainly), in the Shadows, a bunch of secret military goons led by the
garden in the summer, in the bath. Accessories were mysterious Baron. Under his command were a load of
lost, figures were marvelled at in their blister packaging oddball characters, including the hulking Muton, the
in my local toy shop, vehicles were expensive but if you Skeletron and the reptilian Kraken. The Red Shadows
were lucky you’d get one for Christmas. took their name from the eponymous Red Shadows, the
rank and file of the organisation, clad in red uniforms
and faceless helmets.
CREATING AN Action Force CAST
Star Wars was massive but out of quietest England It would all be extremely spooky if it wasn’t so familiar.
came another great range of action figures – Action Remember I said budget? The Muton was a repainted
Force. Designed by Palitoy, home of Action Man and deep sea diver model with bits added to his helmet, and
the less macho Tiny Tears, Action Force figures were the Red Shadows were repainted WW2 German infantry
a bit budget but had some great bonkers models with different heads.
and spawned comics and even TV ads. Action Force
started as resculpted and repainted WW2 figures, and The Red Shadows even had a TIE Fighter lookalike with
eventually merged with the US G.I. Joe range. It still a skull for a central cockpit. How many pints were the
stands today as a fan favourite. But for now Action guys at Palitoy downing at lunchtimes?
Force was here, in my toy shop and I had to have it.

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CASTING CALL Baron Ironblood Hydra


As every hobbyist knows, when you’re in your 40s you The man in charge wears a full face iron mask and this The Red Shadows had several vehicles and, as luck
have all the disposable income to do all the kid stuff would need a bit of sculpting. So I went with a very G.I. would have it, Karl spotted the G.I. Joe HISS tank toy
you always wanted to do but weren’t able to at the Joe model from Hasslefree and just painted him much on Amazon for £4, and it looked to be the right scale.
actual time. My action figures are all gone but now I the same as the original model. A badly painted skull The HISS tank was repainted from the original Red
muck about with miniatures all day; why not set about a and crossbones goes a long way to telling your opponent Shadow Hydra tank so if I bought it, got busy with the
Red Shadow cast for 7TV? they’re facing some Red Shadows. Or some pirates. red paint (you’ll need a lot of red for a Red Shadows
force, unsurprisingly!), I’d have a Hydra. I removed the
Luckily for me Andy ‘Soapy’ Dormer did a similar thing The Muton batteries to stop the stupid machine gun noise and
a few years back and had got some Red Shadow heads Obviously a deep sea diver at heart, I decided a deep flashing lights, took off the wee rollers on the bottom,
made up. In an amazing bit of precognicance I bought a sea diver model would be a great start for the Muton. painted it. Voila!
load at the time. Finding one was harder than anticipated. Eventually I
found one from Reaper – and I’m not even sure they Skeletron
The first thing to note is that you’re going to have to still do it. I attached various chopped up Epic 40,000 The Skeletron was a truly awful looking action figure
do a bit of hunting around for the right models and, bits to his head to give him the Muton look, did some that may have just been available as some kind of mail
if they're not available, do a bit of repurposing or just garish painting to represent the original headache order offer. Anyway, I never had one. I guess Necrons
accept your stuff is going to look a bit different to the inducing bright plastic and there you go. would be the obvious starting point (remember painting
originals. Ho hum... goes a long way) but I had already bought a couple of
Red Shadows Artizan robot-y models to use, so I went with them.
I’m going to go through what I did to get my Red Taking my cue from the fact the action figures used Sometimes it’s a bit of a compromise.
Shadows together but I didn’t do all the models – a bit to be WW2 Germans, I got some Artizan early WW2
of internet research will get you reacquainted with what German infantry. After a number of decapitations and
there was, then just go looking for minis to use head replacements with Soapy’s heads, and a lot of
red paint, I had a unit of Red Shadows. I LOVE these
Meanwhile, having just written the 2nd edition of 7TV, models, they are one of the defining things about
I was confident I could use the rules straight out of the my childhood and it’s amazing to bring them and my
box to represent my stuff. More on the rules later. gaming hobby into the same space after all this time.

Later on I did some head swaps with a Crooked Dice


Army HMG team to make a Red Shadow heavy weapons
team. The Bazooka team will be next.

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The Rules The Future... or the past


7TV 2nd edition is incredibly versatile so to make things So what else could I do? The Baron’s second in ACTION LINKS!
easy I decided to use profiles from the core game to command was the Black Major, who should be pretty
make up my cast. This would also mean I could bring it easy to manage just as a Faithful Lackey. There were Want to wallow in some nostalgia? Then
to the upcoming Wargames Illustrated 7TV day. various subordinates (Red Laser, Red Jackal etc.), find out more at these handy sites:
again these should be just a case of having a good hunt
For the Baron, I used the Insidious Industrialist profile around for minis to use as the base and research what Wikipedia Action Force:
because I needed access to the science genre. He was these models should specialise in. A sahuagin model for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_
(currently) my only Star or Co-Star so the whole cast’s the Kraken perhaps? Force#History
stayability was resting on him. The Muton was the
similar Metalnaut profile. My two Skeletrons would use There were other vehicles as well – the Shadowtrak, Blood For The Baron website:
the Plaston profile. pulling the big Laser Exterminator gun, and the http://www.bloodforthebaron.com/
previously mentioned Roboskull. Luckily WW2 and sci-fi
Evil casts see a lot of minion useage and this is exactly gaming has given us loads of potential starting points Soapy’s Action Force: http://
where I went for my Red Shadows. I used the Minion for doing these Red Shadow models. Then I added more actionforcevsredshadows.blogspot.co.uk/
Commander, Minions and Minion Heavy Weapon Team profile cards to get to where I wanted to be. This meant
profiles to cover all the Red Shadows I had. giving them a Red Shadows genre symbol and finally TMP 15mm Red Shadows: http://
they were starting to become an actual cast. theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.
The Hydra was trickier. In the end I called it a Van and mv?id=316261
ignored the two big guns on top of it although, in the Would I do Action Force? Maybe but I have lot on my
end, I didn’t use it at the WI day. Now, however, I have plate. Soapy did loads and loads of Action Force and
made a bespoke profile card for it and included this in Red Shadow miniatures, beautifully converted, and
this supplement. Sometimes when you write the rules, there are some 15mm conversions on the internet as
you just have to write rules to suit yourself. well. What I do plan is to get Red Shadow heads back
into production, in case people want to follow in the
footsteps of Soapy and myself.

And how did my Red Shadows get on in the WI 7TV


day? Well there was lots of blood, let's just leave it
there. I’ll be back for my revenge!

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PROGRAMME GUIDE

THE DAREDEVILS
The Dare sisters – Diana, Katrina and Charlie – are international jetsetters and thrill-seekers and never far from the action:
whether it’s fighting crime or performing international rescues – the Daredevils are always there to save the day!

The Dare sisters are accomplished polymaths who


use their inherited forture for good. Each sister acts
CREATING A DAREDEVILS CAST
like a piece of a jigsaw; when assembled they are an The Daredevils are a compact cast with limited model
incredible force. choices and, while you can choose to make a cast
7.00 Colour
exclusively of Daredevil models, you can also field them The Daredevils
The terrific trio are daughters of a millionaire pilot and as allies with any other heroic cast. If you choose to do starring Stephanie Beecham
engineer who rose to fame in the 50s as a pilot for the this then no more than 50 per cent of your casts’s total Operation Skyhawk
Albion Rocket Consortium. ‘Daddy’ is now off exploring ratings can be chosen from the Daredevil cast list. You by BRYAN CLEMENTS
and enjoying his vast fortune (but always available over cannot have both allies and guest stars in the same cast. The Daredevils infiltrate an audacious
speaker-phone to set his ‘devils’ a new mission), but gang of thieves who rob commercial
has seen to it that his daughters have received the best To create a Daredevils cast, simply choose models from: planes in mid-air. Can Katrina maintain
education and experiences money can buy. her cover as ‘Magpie’ Brown long
• Any profile cards with the Daredevils enough to bring the highflying Skyhawks
down to earth, even if it means a
The three pursued their father’s love for flying and genre symbol
terrifying freefall from 30,000 feet
adventure, forming the Daredevils – a stunt plane show. • The following 2nd edition profile cards:
without a parachute?
But it was not long before they found their unique skills • Scientist
and cutting-edge vehicles being put to better use. • Spy Diana .................. STEPHANIE BEECHAM
• VIP Katrina ....................... HANNAH LUMLEY
Now they secretly fight crime, working without the aid Charlie ...................... PHILIFIA KENDALL
of any official agencies who would doubtless present the If you play with a Daredevils cast you can choose any Mickey ‘Jetpack’ Jones ..... ROD JALTREY
Cassie Vulcan ................. JEAN COLLINS
Dares with an extensive damages bill after each mission. amount of Daredevils gadget cards (don’t double draw Severn ................................ Paul arrow
these!) before you draw randomly from the normal
deck. For example, you can have 3 gadget cards. You Producer BRYAN CLEMENTS
Director BARRY MORRIS
choose two Daredevil gadget cards of your choice, then
draw two standard gadget cards and pick one.

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Dareplane Delta
Dare family rescue and
reconnaissance delta wing
THE 1967 ANNUAL

CAST MEMBERS
CHARLIE DARE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS DIANA DARE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS KATRINA DARE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS
Tomboy Charlotte ‘Charlie’ Dare has her father’s skill in Glamour-puss Diana has her late mother’s charm The wayward middle-sister Katrina has always had
the driving seat and under the bonnet. She is a skilled and beauty. A former Olympian, Diana is highly her father’s adventuring spirit. Running away to the
pilot and engineer (acting as team mechanic), but is competitive and an outstanding sportswoman – circus and romancing rogues has left her with a varied
never afraid to wield a wrench in a scrap - and is often mastering horse riding, archery and martial arts to and duplicitous set of skills – her nickname of ‘Kat-
the first into the fray. name but a few. Burglar’ is well earned!

TACTICS TACTICS TACTICS


Charlie has a lot of control over gadgets – your own and your Diana shoots things. Very expertly, like an ex-Olympic Katrina Dare is a mover. She can move behind a model just
opponent’s. Not only does she gain you two gadgets at the start champion. You have four options each time you shoot, so think struck, move through doors and windows and even gets to move
of an episode, she can swap them out with Recycle. Liberal use about what you’re shooting at. Leader and Teamwork allow you if your opponent misses her. Where will she end up?
of her star quality, funded by a Teamwork plot point can really to gain and save valuable plot points every turn. Use the star
shut down your opponent’s gadget use. quality to soften up targets when you need to. USE KATRINA WHEN
There’s a lot of buildings or vertical
USE CHARLIE WHEN USE DIANA WHEN surfaces on the table. You simply want
You’re bringing in at least one more Dare, If you’re playing a Dare to get around the table a lot without all
and your opponent’s game plan is to cast. Full stop. the shocking boredom of simply going
play with gadgets a lot. from A to B. Knock a few
heads and smash a few
doors in on the way.

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THE DAREDEVILS

EXTRAS
BARKER | HEROIC CO-Star | 4 RATINGS HEMINGFORD GREY | CO-Star | 5 RATINGS DARETROOPER CAPTAIN| Extra | 3 ratings
Leading the exceptional talents of a Dare Squadron, will
The Dare sisters' loyal chauffeur and butler served Hemingford served with the Dare’s father during the take a Captain with nerves of steel, exceptional courage
as a batman to their father and picks up the pieces war and has kept a close eye on the girls as they grew and a mean karate chop!
without complaint while his daughters race from up. He will occasionally leave the secret offices of
one assignment to another. Impeccably dressed, he Department X, head home for a snifter and a quick DARETROOPER | Extra | 2 ratings
nevertheless has a few tricks up his sleeve. change into something more ‘covert’ before joining When the sirens wail across the airfield, the brave women
them on a mission, the perfect undercover spy to their of the Dare Flying School rush to action whether it be an
TACTICS gung-ho all out style of approach. international rescue or a fight to defend the innocent.

Barker is cheap for a Co-Star and can often activate for free, TACTICS UNITS
saving the Daredevils yet another plot point. Make sure you use
Medic to keep them in play, and don’t forget the minor but useful Hemingford Grey’s physical statistics represent a man past Dare SquadRON
Spirit test reroll you can get – it could stop your cast being axed! his prime but he’s got a good Mind and an above average The Dare sisters have recently taken Hemingford Grey’s
Spirit to compensate. In a fight, his sword cane can wound in advice and now have a small cadre of highly trained all-
USE BARKER WHEN exceptional circumstances and the derringer’s tiny size often female soldiers posted at their local airfield - but ready
You suspect the Dares might need a take opponents by surprise. to deploy across the globe.
bit of help with their staying power.
His Spy and Master Spy special effects synergise well, allowing VEHICLES
Grey to get up the table then pile up ✪ for his side. Hypnotise
allows him to gain allies, even if temporarily, causing more Dare Bike
disruption. Grey's Honorable effect defines him as a man from These cycles are fast and contain an inbuilt gyro enabling
a more civilised age - but this disadvantage also makes him them to deftly jink to dodge incoming attacks. They can
cheaper to field. also be dropped from the Dare Plane. Both the Dare
sisters and their Dare Troopers can ride these bikes.
USE GREY WHEN
You know your opponent will be bringing lots of Stars and/or
Co-Stars or you want to throw a spanner in the works.

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THE 1967 ANNUAL

38
LADIES NIGHT
“Now, now, no need to get nasty, The murmurs and grumbles grew
dear boy. There’s no shame in from every part of the pub, as the
admitting defeat in the face of a locals began to get off their stools
superior opponent.” and close in on May. A slender
woman reading a book of poetry

STARRING KATRINA DARE “’Superior opponent’ – hark at her!”


mocked one of the young farmer’s
drinking partners – a wiry fellow
looked up from her table with an
expression of alarm.

with close-set eyes. “Coming in here May drew her hand back, bunching

M
ay narrowed her eyes and “Best of five.” The young man like she owns the place. Why don’t it into a fist. But before she could
concentrated on the target. muttered back, eyeing her with she go back to her ruddy airfield?” take any action, a dark woman in
Blocking out the noise, mounting hostility. a fur-fringed leather coat detached
the heat and the smoke all around “Yeah, her and her toffee-nosed herself from the jukebox and moved
her, she focussed solely on her “Sorry dear, it’s past my suppertime girlfriends!” shouted another brave between her and the young farmer.
breathing and keeping her hand and I was rather hoping to spend your soul from somewhere beyond the
steady. Someone shouted her name hard-earned cash on a pint and pie.” fruit machine. “I seen strange stuff “Easy there, we’re just here for a
somewhere off to one side but she Still smiling, she put out a hand. “So over at that ‘flying school’. Weird quiet drink. Nobody wants a fight.”
tuned it out and took the shot. cough up, there’s a good lad.” lights in the sky at night, trees all Her voice was cultured, soft and
blown over one minute and all stood calm, her eyes bright beneath finely
“Double top! I don’t believe it!” The young farmer scowled and back up the next!” arched brows.
spluttered one of the pub locals as lurched up off his barstool, coming
May strode over to the board and close enough to breath beerily into “There’s something not right about “Says you, stewardess.”
retrieved her darts. May’s face. them lot!”

“Best of three, wasn’t it? That would “I ain’t paying you nothing,” he
be twenty pounds, my dear chap.” snarled, “You cheated, you did.” “I seen strange stuff over at that ‘flying school’.
May, eyes twinkling beneath a The rest of the locals in the pub
Weird lights in the sky at night, trees all blown
sandy blonde fringe, addressed the caught the accusation and put their over one minute and all stood back up the next”
shaggy-haired young farmer who pints down, all eyes on the brewing
was still gripping his own darts trouble by the bar.
fiercely in one meaty hand.
“Back to back with April, they fought off the locals with feet
and fists. Pints, stools and ashtrays flew in all directions.”
Sneering out the last words with Back to back with April, they fought The wiry man froze, the shotgun “If I can drag you girls away from
sarcasm, the farmer waved a fistful of off the locals with feet and fists. now loose in his hands, as the your Saturday night fighting, duty
darts menacingly in her face. May’s Pints, stools and ashtrays flew in all owner of the voice moved round calls.” She smiled disarmingly,
gaze flicked from the dark woman directions. to disarm him. It was the slender instantly defusing the air of violence
to the wicked metal tips and back poetry reader, sliding a thin blade in the pub, and hopped off the bar.
again. “Sorry April, I appear to have “Wearing your bullet-proof vest to back into the spine of her book. She “Your chariot awaits without.”
offended the natives’ local gods.” the pub? I thought you looked a looked down at the shotgun with
little broad in the beam, sweetie.” something like distaste, then shoved April, May and June followed her
Dark-haired April didn’t take her May shot a quick glance down to it forcefully into the man’s stomach, outside, stepping over groggy
gaze from the red-faced farmer April’s punctured but unbloodied dropping him to the floor with a locals and spilled pints. Parked
before her, and sighed. “You really coat. “And we may have to find breathless oof. immediately opposite the pub was
don’t want to do-” ourselves another local pub, I a remarkable vehicle, twenty feet
fear!” she shouted above the roar “Much obliged, June!” called May, long, like a strange sort of American
She got no further when the farmer of the melee. catching her partner’s eye as she stretch limousine, though surely
jabbed his fist toward her stomach charged past, dragging a dazed local no other car looked like this, nor
with a drunken explosion of breath, “I think this was the last one in the by his belt. Behind her, April was came in such a remarkable shade of
expecting her to jump back out of county!” grunted April as she took throwing a man through the doors sapphire blue.
harm’s way. But April didn’t move, a head-butt to the ribs and replied of the ladies and apologising to
and simply looked down at the with a well-placed elbow. whomever it was that squealed in Katrina Dare climbed into the
farmer’s hand as he withdrew the alarm at the intrusion. driver’s seat and started the car with
dart tips from her now punctured On the edge of the scrum, the wiry low purring growl. April took the
leather coat. There was no blood. man with the close-set eyes had The bell above the bar suddenly passenger seat as the other two sat
scrambled over the bar and retrieved rang and everyone stopped to look behind. “You called, Milady?” she
“What on..?” the landlord’s shotgun and was even round. There, perched on the bar, inquired coolly.
now moving in to let April and May the bell in one hand and a packet
With a quick punch, April smashed have it with both barrels. of salted peanuts in the other, was a The car pulled away smoothly,
the man in the jaw, who reeled back most attractive young woman. “Time rolling out of the village and down
into a pair of his fellow pub-goers as Then he felt something cold and gentlemen, please! And ladies, of the high hedged country lanes.
they surged forward, fists flying. May hard and sharp at his throat. course.”
caught the first one in a headlock and A gentle, well-mannered voice “Yes indeed, April, it seems we
swung him round into the second. whispered into the wiry man’s ear “Katrina!” The three women spoke have need of you ladies’ skills once
from behind. “I really wouldn’t do at once. more.”
that if I were you.”
“What is it this time, ma’am?” of locked gates, from which hung wind. She brought it to a skidding Their stomachs collectively lurched
asked June, “A bomb on the trans- a sign bearing the words ‘DARE halt just inside, leaping out and as the bomber slid down the tunnel
Australian express?” FLYING SCHOOL. CLOSED DUE TO racing toward the hulk of an old with increasing speed, the smooth
INCLEMENT WEATHER.’ aeroplane resting in the centre of round walls flashing by them in a
“A tidal wave bearing down on the the hangar. blur.
royal yacht?” hazarded May. “I need you three to take a little
flight with me. I hope you’ve all kept “I say, we’re not going in that, are Somehow, without the Daretroopers
“Swarm of army ants marching on up with your parachute training. we?” asked June, trotting behind noticing, Katrina had managed to
Rio, perhaps?” April added, with a We’re going to be dropping in on the her with the others. The aeroplane change into her uniform as they
tinge of dark humour. Guru and his friends.” was little more than a metal whizzed along to catch a very
skeleton, the remains of an old special connecting flight.
“Not quite that exotic, but something She put her foot down and Lancaster bomber.
that definitely requires the particular accelerated towards the chain-link “How did you..?” began May, but
abilities of the Daretroopers.” Katrina gates. The women all grabbed onto “To begin with, yes,” replied Katrina then the bomber burst out of the
took the strange car confidently down something, even though they knew as she clambered up into the tunnel to emerge into the Daredevils'
a winding lane, its sides brushing what was coming. At a touch of a cockpit “It’s something Charlie’s secret base, where land, sea and
the hedges on either side. A break in button on the car’s dashboard, the been working on.” air vehicles of the most fantastic
the foliage ahead suggested a field gates suddenly fell backwards to designs stood ready to launch.
entrance. lie flat on the ground, just as the “But, it doesn’t even have any
vehicle streaked through the gap wings!” April scowled at the hulk Katrina was already out of her
“You know of course of S.H.I.V.A.?” and rattled over the metalwork into suspiciously, but had long come to seat and sprinting across the floor.
The three women nodded. “Well, the airfield. accept that there was often more to “Next stop: the Himalayas!”
it seems the Guru is up to another the Dares’ vehicles than met the eye.
mad scheme, something which “I will never get used to that.”
would explain the strange weather muttered May. June raised her Sure enough, no sooner had they
we’ve been tracking worldwide. eyebrows in agreement. Katrina all climbed aboard the wingless
was a Daredevil by nature as well bomber than it tilted forward
“Where do you need us, ma’am?” as name. alarmingly on hidden hydraulics,
April braced herself as Katrina even as the hangar floor itself
steered the vehicle sharply at the As she briefed them, Katrina drove dropped away to reveal a dark
break in the hedge and down a the car at breakneck speed over the sloping tunnel, complete with tracks
short track. Ahead of them loomed grassy airfield to a low hangar whose large enough to accommodate the
a sturdy chain-link fence and a pair doors swung back and forth in the Lancaster’s fuselage.
THE 1967 ANNUAL

EPISODES

EPISODE GUIDE
You need some thrilling storylines to test your new casts, so here are six new generic episodes to challenge the best of them.

SHOW OF FORCE CAPTURE THE FLAG


Synopsis Victory Points Synopsis Special Rules
You need to demoralise the Use the standard victory point Head into enemy territory, grab Models can pick up the opposing
opposition, and so you are heading rules in addition to those given by the objective (it might be theirs, flag by using a special action. It can
out to show your strength by the special rules to determine the it might be yours that they’ve only be dropped if that model is
pushing into their territory, no winner of the episode. captured) and bring it back. But removed from play or if that model
matter the cost. remember to guard your own stash! leaves their own player’s table edge.
DIRECTOR’S CUT Players can take their own flag if it’s
Set Up Roll 1D6 each time an objective Set Up not on its starting location.
Both sides set up their models is taken. If this roll is equal or Both sides set up within 8” of
according to the standard set up less than the number of objective opposing table edges. Place one Victory Points
rules. counters already taken, objective in the centre of the table, Use the standard victory point rules.
the Maguffin has been and one each halfway between the In addition, each cast gains VPs as
And… Action! discovered instead. centre point and the centre of each follows:
Determine initiative as normal. Do not roll when table edge in a north, south, west
taking further and east direction. The objective Opposing flag in play carried by your own model +1 VP
Special Rules objective tokens closest to each player’s set up Opposing flag taken off your own table edge +3 VP
Divide the table into four equal after this. area is their ‘flag’. The remaining Your own flag is on its starting location +2 VP
quarters. In each end phase, the objectives are treated normally.
acting player gains +1 VP if they are
the only player to have Extras in at And… Action! DIRECTOR’S CUT
least three of these table quarters. Determine initiative as normal. Replace the centre objective token
Add these VP to those gained at the with the Maguffin.
end of the episode.

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EPISODES

BREAKOUT SEARCH AND RESCUE


Synopsis Note you may not roll enough to Synopsis Victory Points
Your force has been split and bring on any models. In this case Arriving at the scene of a terrible Use the standard victory point rules.
the enemy is closing in greater you can carry the amount rolled over disaster, you discover your comrades In addition, each cast gains VPs as
numbers. Can you survive against to your next turn. are lost amidst the chaos. You begin follows:
such overwhelming odds? your search but there are those who
Victory Points seek to prevent the rescue effort. Your set aside model was
+1 VP
Set Up Use the standard victory point rules. Perhaps this wasn't an accident returned to play
Determine one side to be the In addition, the defending cast after all... Your set aside model exited
defenders. The defending side must gains VPs for models which leave
+2 VP
your own table edge(s)
build their cast with ony half the play via their opponent’s set up area Set Up
ratings (round up) of the attacker’s table edges: Each side must set aside one
cast. The attacker can only set up
Each Star/Co-Star
model, who does not set up before DIRECTOR’S CUT
models with a ratings cost no more +1 VP play begins. The remaining casts Before the first turn, replace the
off the table
than 50% of their casts full ratings. must each have one Star or Co-Star objective token furthest from both
The remaining models are kept off Half or more of your as normal. players with the Maguffin.
+2 VP
the table as reinforcements. models off the table
And… Action!
And… Action! DIRECTOR’S CUT Determine initiative as normal.
Determine initiative as normal. Roll 1D6 each time an objective
is taken. If this roll is equal or Special Rules
Special Rules less than the number of objective Each time an objective is taken, the
In the attacker’s end phase they can counters already taken, the Maguffin side taking it can roll 1D6. On a 4+
bring on up to 1D6 ratings worth of has been discovered instead. Do not do not gain that objective token, but
reinforcement models. These models roll when taking further objective instead replace it with the model
can be placed anywhere in their initial tokens after this. you set aside. Gain ✪✪✪ if that
set up area. Players cannot bring on model is a Star or ✪✪ if that model
models that have been removed from is a Co-Star.
play (see page 30, Directors Guide).

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THE 1967 ANNUAL

TREASURE HUNT SAFEHOUSE


Synopsis Victory Points Synopsis If this roll is equal to or less than
Rumours of an item of great value Use the standard victory point rules. An old friend is in big trouble and the number of objective counters
have drawn you to explore unknown In addition, each cast gains VPs as needs to lay low. If you can deliver already reached, the VIP can be
territory. But what guards such a follows: them to a safe location without dropped off here. If the last token
prize? Tread caraefully... harm, your job is done. is reached and the drop-off has not
You retrieved the central been found, it’s automatically at
+2 VP
objective
Set Up Set Up this point. Remove the VIP from
Both sides set up their models Determine one side to be the play if they reach the drop-off point.
according to the standard set up DIRECTOR’S CUT defender. The attacker gets a free
rules. Place one objective in the Replace the central objective token VIP model. Both sides set up their Victory Points
centre of the table ideally in a with the Maguffin. models according to the standard Use the standard victory point rules.
building or area of forest or rough set up rules, but the defender In addition, each cast gains VPs as
ground. can only put models in play not follows:
exceeding 50% of their casts
And… Action! ratings. Place all five objectives in The VIP is dropped off +2 VP
Determine initiative as normal. the defender’s table half, not inside
their set up area. DIRECTOR’S CUT
Special Rules The VIP starts with the Maguffin. If
The central objective is well hidden. And… Action! he is dropped off successfully his
To take it, a model needs to be Determine initiative as normal. side counts as having it at the end
adjacent, use a special action and of the episode.
pass a Mind statistic test. Special Rules
No side can take objectives in this
episode – they represent potential
safe drop-off points for the VIP.
Roll 1D6 the first time an attacking
model is adjacent to an objective.

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EPISODES

ALL OUT WAR!


Late home from work? Rushing to club night with nothing prepared? Fear not, this
episode allows you to simply turn up and enjoy 7TV without a care in the world!

Much of the time you just want to turn up an play Errata


an episode of 7TV, either with an opponent you’ve Why the ratings changes? Your cast and episode must conform to all current
organised a game with or just anyone whose arm you Simply because we feel that Stars and Co-Stars are official 7TV2 errata. You can find this on our errata
can twist. These rules codify such games and avoid all better than their ratings currently suggest. These page, along with some FAQ:
that hassle deciding everything beforehand or on the models have increased Defence, better strike
spot. The idea is that these guidelines now provide the values and extra Health over Extras in general. http://tinyurl.com/7TV2errata
‘baseline’ for all games of 7TV2. All these things make it easier for them to take
out Extras and harder for Extras to fight back. In
games where both sides take a mixed cast of Stars/ Episodes
Your Cast Co-Stars and Extras, that’s all fine. But all Stars/ To determine which episode you should play, you should
Unless you and your opponent decide otherwise, you get Co-Stars vs a mixed cast can get unbalanced. roll 1D6:
50 ratings with which to build your cast.
An average Star now costs 14 ratings, roughly 1D6 Episode
UNOFFICIAL CASTS equivalent to a Minion unit comprising one One random core episode – chosen from the
Your cast must be chosen from the open casting rules, Commander and 6 Minions. That’s 2 plot points 1 –4
core rules, 7TV Annual etc.
or from any officially published Programme Guide. If compared to 4, so the Star gets to activate and use
One random episode from player A’s
you and your opponent agree, you can source your cast one plot point. That’s bad news for the Minions. The 5
Programme Guide*
from an unofficial source. Minions can all activate and have 3 plot points left
to try to wound the Star. Try it and you’ll see that’s One random episode from player B’s
6
RATINGS CHANGES about even. Of course wargaming isn’t an exact Programme Guide*
The following ratings changes apply to ALL relevant 7TV science, sometimes 1+1 does equal 3. But this and * If that player has an open casting cast, count as a roll
models used when playing this episode: the Unit Leader change do address things. Embrace of 1–4
the change. Your opponent will be doing exactly the
• All STARS +4 ratings same. The 50 ratings these games are played at is
• All CO-STARS +2 ratings higher simply to account for these ratings increases.

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