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7TV2 1967 Annual
7TV2 1967 Annual
THE
CROOKED DICE GAME DESIGN STUDIO presents a 7TV production “THE 1967 ANNUAL”
starring THE BRITTANIAN JOB | THE GIRLS OF ST SEARLE'S | RED SHADOWS | MARTY's
MONSTER | THE DAREDEVILS screenplay by GRAEME DAWSON directed by KARL PERROTTON
director of photograhy kevin DALLIMORE produced by SYDNEY BARRON filmed in TECHNICOLOR
INCH-HIGH Spy-FI
WARGAMING IN THE WORLD OF CULT TV
CROOKED DICE GAME DESIGN STUDIO present
DIRECTORS
filmed in TECHNICOLOR
WELCOME TO
THE 1967 ANNUAL
CONTENTS
RATINGS WAR 4
Welcome to the first compendium
of spy-fi shenanigans. In this volume MARTY'S MONSTER 8
we aim to show you that playing Hatching an idea 8
7TV has no limits. In profile 8
Tone vs gameplay 9
We feature how to use the core But what about the bad guys? 10
cards to recreate your favourite Creating a cast: From idea to tabletop 10
shows from yesteryear - or your own The brush off 12
inspired cast creations.
MOST WANTED 14
We add new casts, new vehicles, Creating a crime cast 14
new gadgets and new episodes as The Duchess 16
we revisit some old classics from The Professor 16
the 7TV archives. And for those Tony & Talia Torino 17
who want to build on existing rules Mr Punchiello 18
we've expanded the Crime genre Count Carandini 18
with unique cast members and Extras 20
added a simple, new campaign
system to give some star value to
your ongoing games.
Stay tuned...
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CUSTOMISING 7TV CARDS 21 BLOOD FOR THE BARON! 30 EPISODES 42
Don't panic 21 Creating an Action Force cast 30 Show of force 42
Drawing a blank 22 Casting call 31 Capture the flag 42
First steps 23 The rules 33 Breakout 43
Do-It-Yourself? 23 The future... or the past 33 Search and rescue 43
Treasure hunt 44
THE GIRLS OF ST SEARLE'S 24 THE DAREDEVILS 34 Safehouse 44
Creating a St Searle's cast 24 Creating a Daredevils cast 34 All out war! 45
Misty 26 Charlie Dare 36
Bunty 26 Diana Dare 36 CARDS 46
Jackie 27 Katrina Dare 36 Profile cards 46
Bins 27 Barker 37 Ratings war cards 63
Twinkle 28 Hemingford Grey 37 Gadget cards 64
Violent Elizabeth 28 Extras 37
Extras 29 Ladies night 38
PLAYING 7TV
RATINGS WAR!
There is a war going on, and it’s been going on for a long time. You might not know about it but it goes on in
your living room. TV shows battle nightly for viewers, ratings and their very survival.
Money is hard to come by, reputations are easy to build Choose each episode to be played at random from all
but quick to ruin and the tastes of the viewing public are
fickle and subject to abrupt change. Can YOUR show
STAND-INS the ones you have. There’s also a handy table on page
45 which you can use to determine where you should
catch the mood and entertain its way to the top? Your Ratings War cast can be bigger than who you look for an episode. After that, roll 1D6 to get a specific
see in any one episode. You can choose additional episode if you need to.
These simple rules allow to you play a series of linked cast members equal to 20% of the original ratings
campaign games using the 7TV 2nd edition rules. of your cast. Your stand-ins must be chosen from If there’s more than two of you playing, decide how
Winning an episode will bring rewards and winning the the same rules or programme guide as your original you like who plays who. Play your episodes and keep a
most episodes means you’re at the top of the ratings war! cast. For each episode you note of who wins. In between episodes all your stars,
play, you can choose any co-stars, extras and vehicles return to full health, so you
You will need one or more opponents and each of you cast members, from your don’t need to worry about that. Just remember to pick
will need a cast, built from the same ratings value. You original cast and your new gadgets with every episode, though.
can spend less but you can’t spend more. stand-ins as long as the
cast you bring to each If you win a game you can pick one Ratings War Award
Decide on the number of games you are going to play. If episode is a legal one, card at random. If the game is a draw then the player who
you’ve only got one opponent, make it an odd number to and doesn’t exceed the ended with the most objective tokens wins the episode. If
avoid a draw at the end. If you have loads of opponents, original ratings. it’s still a draw, both players get an award card.
either play each other once, or set a maximum number
of games – this is good if you have a time limit on
when you want the ratings war to end.
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There are 12 award cards detailing the off-screen 1. Celebrity Marriage 3. Famous Guest Star
happenings between your episodes. The card will tell The marriage of two of your cast hits the news just You have hired a C-list Hollywood actor to star in your
you what benefit you can gain in your next episode, so before you go on air. This time, real life is going to be show for one week.
show the card to your next opponent before gaining its better than anything in the script.
effects. Keep the card for the whole ratings war to show Choose any one Co-Star profile, you can include this
how many episodes you won, although remember you Show this to your next opponent before your next model in your cast for the next episode only. Heroic
only get the benefits on the card for one episode. episode. Choose two of your cast members. If both are casts must choose a heroic Co-Star and vice versa, but
in play, you get ✪ in each of your action phases next you can ignore genre limitations.
episode.
4. Glitzy TV Award
2. Creative Accounting Another ‘Benny’ award to grace your office! Your cast
Your accountant has been fiddling the books. You might is riding high after a night of free drink and celebrity
be up, you might be down. Keith from the canteen, his attention.
sister’s an accountant, she can take a look.
Your cast cannot be axed in your next episode.
Roll 1D6 then roll another and take the second roll from
the first. Gain (or lose) this number of ✪ in your first
turn. If you lost ✪, then gain an additional ✪ each time 5. Late Night Slot
you turn over only one countdown card. Your show has been moved to past the watershed for
At the end of the ratings war, the player with the most one week only, so you can really go to town on the sex
award cards wins! If two or more players have the same and violence.
number of award cards at the end of your ratings war,
then the player with the biggest number on their card For your next episode only, you gain ✪ each time either
wins. Winners of the ratings war can bask in the glory of player uses the Seduce special effect or you remove any
having the biggest, most popular TV show (at least for opposing model from play.
this series!)
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CAST CREATION
MARTY's MONSTER
As one of the winners of the most creative cast at the Wargames Illustrated 7TV Campaign day, Mike
Jarvis created a wonderful homage to a kids TV show featuring Marty and his prehistoric pal Monty.
One of the great strengths of 7TV is that the system is My first thought was that I needed a ‘genie’. Not a
flexible enough to handle almost any genre of cast. As literal one, but something colourful and eye-catching
long as you can find profiles to fit your concept, then that kids would love and immediately side with. This
you are well on your way to creating the feel of almost soon became a dinosaur-man, hatched out of an egg
any kind of TV programme or film. in an antique shop, and with that the rest of the cast
fell into place. There was Mr Grover the antique shop
My personal preference is to try to recreate one of those owner, Marty, a 10 year old boy who played in the
long lost 7TV programmes that may never have achieved shop, and his tomboy friend Jen. Due to a shortfall of
the cult stardom of the channel’s more famous and combatants, these were soon joined by Jen’s big sister
better known shows. Ultimately, what I like to do (and (and captain of the school hockey team), Vicki.
this could be my roots as a long-time roleplayer, rather
than a wargamer coming to the fore) is to produce a Before long the idea had taken shape, and you can read
programme that might just have happened. more in the TV Talk article on page 10.
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standard two, such as pursuing a fleeing bad guy, while The Investigative Academic was a natural fit for the
Fight Back allows him to potentially take out a minion elderly Mr Grover; again I just renamed a couple of
in a single attack after, say, being hit by a guest-of-the- special effects to help with the tone. 4.15 Colour
week villain. These felt so right that I just had to use this
profile for Monty.
Marty's Monster
starring Clive Dann
TONE vs GAMEPLAY The Once and Future Mr Grover
For Marty, the Dependable Deputy was the obvious I’d got about this far when I realised that my cast,
by ROB BLOCH
choice. Primarily this was due to the Sidekick special whilst fun, was lacking a little in firepower and, at 27
Mr Grover reads from Merlin's spellbook
effect. This just seemed perfect for a boy and his ratings, was a little lightweight when facing 30 rating and magicks a suit of armour to life! Can
Prehistoric Pal. Less appropriate was the ‘Pistol’ casts. While I would be absolutely happy to argue that Marty and Jen stop the Black Knight
ranged attack but that was soon solved by renaming it any cast including a dinosaur man is not lacking in from slaying their favourite 'dragon'?
‘Catapult’. Keeping the range, strike number and effects anything at all, ever, I may have grudgingly conceded
the same retained the game balance but preserved the than an extra character might prove useful. Mr Grover ........................ CLIVE DANN
Marty ........................... HADRIAN HALL
atmosphere of a teatime kid’s programme.
Monty .......................... PETER BAYHEW
So I added a Security Guard (tying to Monty’s ‘Civilian’ Jen .............................. Stacy Lorning
Similarly, when casting Jen, I chose the Angel of Justice genre) and, while I accepted the usefulness of the Vicki ............................. Linda Haidon
card but renamed the Martial Arts and Pistol attacks to 2 rating extra, I didn’t think that was a thematic fit. Mr Webster ............ Michael S. Heard
Fights Dirty and another catapult. In another effort to However, with a few kids TV twists, the guard became The Black Knight .. Bernard Hesslaw
retain the flavour, the Angel of Justice’s Roundhouse and Jen’s big sister, Vicki. Trade a ‘baton’ for ‘hockey stick’ Producer VERITY NEWMAN
Judo became Scrapping and Trip. Same game effects, and alter the pistol to a thrown hockey ball and there Director CAM DOUGFIELD
but far more fitting to a ten year old girl. Finally the you have it: a complete 29 rating cast, suitable to be
Follow Up and Spy special effects were renamed as Run fielded at 4:20 pm, any weekday.
Away! and Sneaking.
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talk
tvANNUAL
THE 1967
7TV retrospective
Marty’s Monster
adventures of two children
Mike Jarvis looks back at the much-loved CUSTOMISING MY PROFILES
e or timeless classic?
and a man-sized dinosaur. Pantomime farc Of course, 7TV does allow you to further tailor
by two inept jewel thieves who in turn
hed Most episodes revolved around Marty profiles. The rules for customising your cast on
In early September 1969, 7TV launc are chased by a fire breathing dinos
aur-
’s and Jenny hatching some hare-brained
a new children’s programme, Marty man may seem almost embarrassing page 16 of the Producer’s Guide can be used
total scheme while trying to avoid the
Monster. Over the next two years a Mr to modern, adult eyes, children of the to tweak those profiles to make them even more
attentions of Mr and Mrs Muldoon or ter
of fifty-two 25-minute episodes were in day were reduced to guffaws of laugh
Webster. Much of the action took place suitable for their roles. I decided from the start
screened over four series. ry and whoops of delight. There is a story,
Mr Grover’s antiques shop and a delive n
as possibly apocryphal, that Sidney Barro that the statistics were fine as printed; so I left
of fresh stock was a regular plot device by a Daily
The programme focussed on the as a himse lf was once challe nged
all the numbers as is. Where I thought there
the youngsters discovered such gems
misadventures of 10 year old Martin and Telegraph critic to justify Marty’s
pirate’s sword, a priceless Rembrandt was room for a little more fun was in the special
Muldoon and his best friend, a biped
al Monster. If true, Mr Barron’s answer
even an Egyptian mummy.
‘prehistoric monster’ nicknamed “How old are you? 35? Your opinion’s effects and attacks.
Monty. In typical children’s TV style, irrelevant! Bring me a 10 year old and
Needless to say, each week’s new item
the programme had no continuity, I’ll listen to him” says it all.
would spur Marty and Jenny on to I’m happy with the Action Hero profile for
sacrificing it in favour of joke of the ss
further adventures, despite the haple
week scripts, slapstick and (usually) pts to rein in his young King of Monsters Monty. The only change I would like to make is
Mr Grove r’s attem
climaxing in a silly chase. y’s to add the ‘Whip’ attack to represent a tail lash.
friends. As the series went on the plots After two years and four series, Mont
became increasingly outlandish. The days were numbered. The formulaic I’d be happy to sell off his shoot attack to gain
The origins of the series were explained
r, episode in which Mr Grover acquires adventures had run their course and
in the first episode where Mr Grove that, but as it’s in a different category that isn’t
Merlin’s spellbook and casts several even the young cast were starting to
antiques shop owner and friend of of an option. So, adding the new attack adds +1
a spells (with humorous consequences, look bored in their roles.
Marty, finds a dinosaur egg amongst
to course) is frequently cited as the most rating to Monty’s cost, making him 11 ratings.
box of fossils he’s acquired. Needless
of outrageous. Although Monty’s frequent The elderly Clive Dann was looking
say the egg hatches and in the space t Similarly, the Dependable Deputy is a near-
d changes of abilities, which ran the gamu increasingly infirm as Mr Grover and
15 minutes the creature is transforme perfect match for Marty, so I’ll keep him as is.
in a from diamond-hard claws and super even the monster costume was lookin
g
from an unconvincing glove puppet re
g strength to massive leaps and even fi the worse for wear. When the Daily
box into a tall man in an unconvincin
e, breathing, run a close second. Mirror printed photos of Monty makin
g
rubbe r suit. By the end of the episod For both Jen and Mr Grover, I was never entirely
a personal appearance at a village
Monty the Monster has saved his new s happy with the Spy (aka Sneaking) special
l Writer’s Bloch? fete with the costume splitting acros
friend from the clutches of two schoo d
the rear of the actor inside, it seeme effect. Now, I’m allowed to swap 1 or 2 special
bullies (who are, of course, ridiculed With hindsight, it’s all too easy to .
symptomatic of the ailing programme
for their ludicrous tales of a monster), dismiss Marty’s Monster as a graceless, effects for new ones chosen from categories
and Marty has smuggled Monty into chaotic pantomime but that would be that the profiles already have other special
his bedroom, behind the backs of his to miss the very point of the series. After many happy teatimes for
unsuspecting parents. Rob Bloch, the creator and regular children the show was quietly and effects in. For Jen, I felt Parry was absolutely
writer (not to be confused with Rober
t unceremoniously retired. While it may appropriate, making the small girl harder to hit
, the American horror author), never have attained the cult status of
Hare -brai ned sche mes Bloch
The Daredevils or Department X it is
still (possibly with hilarious consequences). In line
children’s
y, was a talented writer of
Aside from Marty, Mr Grover and Mont amme s and he would go on to fondly remembered by those of us who with the rest of the cast, I decided I’d rename
progr l
the only regular cast members were would gleefully run home from schoo
have an illustrious career in that field. this Nippy.
Marty’s tomboy best friend Jenny and en to watch Marty and Monty thwart Mr
parents and the While a climax involving two childr
her big sister Vicki, his chase d aroun d an antique shop Webster yet again.
being
bullying schoolteacher Mr Webster.
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THE BRUSH OFF
STARRING MARTY & MONTY
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“ ow, that’s a job well done.” Mr Grover bent
backwards, stretching his old back, while looking
with satisfaction at the freshly painted door. “And
mind you two keep away from it until it’s dry. Especially
you, young Jennifer.” Seated on the floor playing
marbles with Marty, Jen pulled a face but deep down
she knew the kindly old antique shop owner was right. If
there was any way to get dirty, dusty, oily or painty Jen
could find it without trying. Westchester was quiet in
the days after Christmas and after cooking a mountain
of sausages on the old pot-bellied stove in the back of
his antique shop, Mr Grover had decided the door into
the alley from the shop could do with a lick of paint.
While he painted the door a bright, pillar box red, the
children had played a half-hearted game and Monty,
who had eaten more sausages than anyone, had curled
up to doze by the stove, pulling the threadbare old rug
over himself like a blanket.
After cleaning his hands Mr Grover filled the kettle even speak, Marty shouted “Get ‘im Jen!” Jen already
and placed it on top of the stove before going to fetch had her catapult ready and the pair of them had pockets
the post from the front door. Not noticing that the top stuffed with conkers for just such an occasion. Faced
envelope was marked ‘Top Secret’, he dropped the with a barrage from the two catapults, the interloper
envelopes onto the cluttered table where it lay among turned and ran, only to go face first into the door,
the old clocks, books and coins while he made tea. covering his face, chest and hands in paint. Turning
uncertainly he staggered forwards only to find himself
Watching through the window, the man in the raincoat bumping into something else. Something large, warm
saw Mr Grover take the post into the back room. The and growling. Slowly opening his eyes and looking up,
policeman had passed him without incident and he was he found the tooth-filled face of Monty looking back at
already regretting putting the precious envelope through him. Monty let out one of his most fearsome roars. The
the letterbox. Looking around furtively, he moved down stranger turned and ran, straight into the marbles left
the alley at the side of the shop. on the floor. With a wild cry he skidded the length of the
room, right into the stove. With an almighty clang, he hit
Inside, Mr Grover was making his tea while Marty and his head on the chimney, dislodging a fall of soot right
Jen fetched the biscuits. They didn’t notice the back over his head as he crumpled to the floor.
door quietly opening and the stranger enter silently with
a gun in his hand! He tiptoed across the floor towards “We’ve been after this one for some time.” said
the table, his eyes fixed on the envelope. Not looking Constable Watkins as another policeman took the villain
where he was going, the first he knew that something away. “Someone has been stealing secret documents
was amiss was when he trod on Monty’s tail, sticking out and sending them out of the country.” The two children
from under the rug. With a mighty bellow, the dinosaur looked proud. Constable Watkins continued “Would you
man leapt to his feet growling at the intruder! In panic, know what he’s talking about when he says there was
the prowler backed quickly away from Monty, straight a monster, though?” Mr Grover coughed nervously. “I
into Mr Grover’s newly painted door, covering his back wouldn’t put too much store in that. He’d hit his head.
in red paint! “Mind my door!” shouted Mr Grover. Trying And the smell of all that paint can’t have helped.”
desperately to grasp the situation, the stranger levelled Anyway, added Marty, pointing at the paint covered
his pistol at Mister Grover. Before he had a chance to rogue, “You caught him red handed!”
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OPEN CASTING
Most Wanted
The criminal world is dangerous but nothing if not diverse. Modern Moriartys and brutish thugs can both be found at the top of competing criminal
enterprises. Their minions are equally diverse, alike only in their utter disregard for the long arm of the law.
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CAST MEMBERS
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MOST WANTED
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EXTRAS
MASKED MANIAC | Villainous EXTRA | 3 RATINGS PARTNER IN CRIME | Villainous EXTRA | 2 RATINGS
Punchinello is leader of a troupe of bizarrely masked Behind every bad criminal is often an even worse man
maniacs including the monstrous Baby and the cleaver- or woman. They may appear as eye candy for the self
wielding Mr Crocodile. made criminal boss; a seductive vision to distract the
enemy. Or they may be a ruthlessly efficient and totally
Their anarchic, seemingly irrational acts, often end in loyal family member, running the criminal enterpise for
bloodshed and wholesale destruction. Travelling from their loved ones.
town to town, the gang's modus operandi involves
kidnap and torture (usually of the local constabulary), Hanging on his arm, they are ready to gouge out an eye
before enacting a gory performance with their victims. or put a bullet in the back if things get rough.
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CUSTOMISING 7TV CARDS
CAST CREATION
I've been a fan of Crooked Dice I will admit to a feeling of trepidation Satisfied that I'd grasped the
and their gaming system from the when I first heard rumours of 7TV2 methodology I cheerfully started
very start to the excellent 7TV2 and the inclusion of character cards drafting up characters that I
game of today. The key thing that for the game. Panic rose briefly wanted to incorporate into my 7TV
pulled me into this game though at the thought that I may lose the experience.
(other than the excellent miniatures, customisable aspect of the game I
brilliant rules-set and emphasis on enjoyed so much. While doing this, however, I realised
the TV shows I grew up on) was the that this would just give me the bare
customisable aspect. Don't panic bones for my customised characters.
My panic was short-lived, however This was unacceptable. I couldn't
How often have you played a game when, on searching through the use these skeletons; they needed
trying to represent a certain character Contents pages, the 'Customising flesh, they needed......CARDS!!!
but nothing in a games roster of Your Stars and Co-Stars' section
available archetypes was a true fit. jumped out at me! Coincidentally, over the previous
few months I had discovered an
Right from the start, 7TV put an end Having allayed my fears, I Open Source image editor which,
to this problem by utilising a system delved into the intricacies of the while not as comprehensive as
of archetypes that you could adjust to customisation rules and found them PhotoShop, had one overriding
get the character you wanted spot on. extremely user friendly. advantage to my mind... it was free
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and wouldn't, therefore, make any To” videos that have given me the I then set about the task of using amount of information that needed
impact on the funds I'd need for limited capability I now enjoy. different tools to remove the main to be added (at present my card
more figures. Believe me, they're much better at picture and all of the statistics and template has over 200 different
explaining it than I ever will be. skills from the card until I was left layers which is a hell of a lot of
For those unfamiliar with the way with a blank card. information).
PhotoShop or its Open Source rival DRAWING A BLANK
GIMP work and are settling down to However, my paltry talents seemed My efforts yielded an almost totally I decided that inputting all the
read about the minutiae of how to to be enough for my purposes. blank card to act as a background on required information systematically
operate the system(s). Boy, are you As with everything, the first thing which all the character detail could to produce a completed file while
going to be disappointed. required was a blank canvas so to be added with each extra bit of detail desirable just wasn't going to
this end I imported a character being layered up over the top or, in happen. I know myself and I can
While I have managed to teach card into GIMP that had the least the case of the picture, underneath. state categorically that if I'd tried
myself how to scratch the surface text I could find. If I remember inputting things like this I would
with GIMP, I'm certainly no expert correctly this was the Administrator It was then just a case of inputting have abandoned my efforts from
and can only suggest you check extra that had just one special all those layers, which is where I boredom long before the file would
out YouTube for some of the “How effect. almost balked at the idea of the have been finished.
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FIRST STEPS comic, TV and film characters to I've now reached the point where But this is not the end by any
So I set about the task in a different miniature ranges I particularly I'm confident that, with a little means as ideas for other casts float
way...one card at a time! My first liked. I had soon produced cards for hands-on manipulation, I can into my mind waiting to take root as
attempts were a pair of cards for my Doctor Who, Judge Dredd, Sharpe, quickly produce cards for any cast I the next obsession. Which cast will
favourite literary Spy/Secret Agent Mars Attacks, Dad's Army, Aliens vs can dream up. be next? Captain Scarlet? Austin
characters - Modesty Blaise and Predator and more. Powers? Who knows...
Willie Garvin. Unfortunately, lately the number
As each set of cards took shape so of cards I'm producing has slowed DO IT YOURSELF?
As I became more confident with too did the customisation program as other projects and hobbies (not If you would like to produce your
using the program I started to do itself as more and more Special to mention the dreaded “real life”) own cards then visit the Crooked
more and more cards, setting myself Effects, Statistic Values, Ratings have taken up more of my time. Dice website and download the
projects roaming from favourite Costs, etc. were added to the file. fonts and templates.
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PROGRAMME GUIDE
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CAST MEMBERS
MISTY | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS BUNTY | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS
Misty rules the roost at St Searle’s. Her The daughter of a respectable peer, Bunty
unrelenting passion, wicked tongue and maintains that great tradition of 'stiff upper lip'
whirling hockey stick have defended the and somehow manages to maintain impeccable
school from meddling parents, snooping manners and spotless attire regardless of the
officials, greedy businessmen and dangerous carnage around her.
criminals.
Her decorum and organisational verve helps
When it comes to a crisis, Misty always leads sustain a sense of normality amid the chaos of St
from the front. Inspiring, fierce and smart - Searle's. However, it is Bunty's canny tactics and
she is Head Girl for very good reason. deft politicking that have saved the school time
and again. Daddy would be proud.
TACTICS TACTICS
Misty is a great all-rounder, just be aware If you’re playing against zombies, then Bunty is the only Sixth Former with Spy, USE BUNTY WHEN
she has no ranged attack so she needs to Zombie Hunter is going to get a lot of so she’s ideal for leading a bunch of You really want an aggressive in-your-
be close to do damage. mileage on every turn, not just your own. fourth years right up the table. face game. Or you think your opponent
is looking to cause you pain with loads of
However by using her Head Girl star USE MISTY WHEN With Leader 2 she can activate more statuses.
quality you can afford to spread your You’re bringing other Stars and Co-Stars models (even more if you bring Misty)
models further afield and, with another with the Leader special effect, or you’re and her Stiff Upper Lip star quality
model with the Leader special effect, can likely to be facing off against a zombie means you should almost never be
activate more models by spending ✪✪. cast. caught out with statuses.
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TACTICS TACTICS
Jackie is an offensive powerhouse; she USE JACKIE WHEN Make the best use of the weaponry your USE BINS WHEN
can put out multiple fight or shoot strikes You really just want to get medieval on team brings by making your opponents You want to get to your opponent in a
in one turn using her Team Captain star your opponent. She’s all about getting disadvantaged, one at a time, until they slightly more sideways manner than is
quality while being an Expert just makes your models up the table and bringing on are dropped. Meanwhile Bins gets to usual in a St. Searle’s cast.
each one more effective. Sure Footed the hurt. Whack!!! bring gadgets to the party, using which
helps her get there, and Tactics helps might be a better option than a clumsy
everyone else get there. strike with a hockey stick. Poor girl.
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EXTRAS
BON CHANCE CHARLIE| Extra | 2 ratings MISS ARIADNE SPROCKET| Extra | 3 ratings UNITS
Charles Ponsonby-Blore is a chancer and cad, a perfect The indefatigable headmistress and ‘former society
combination to assist the girls in their nefarious beauty’ Miss Ariadne Sprocket is forever retreating to FOURTH FORM PACK
activities. He acts as the scrounger and quartermaster for her office for a ‘restorative sherry’. But once flushed The Fourth Form are a vicious handful despite their
the school which allows him to maintain the lifestyle of with school spirits, she is ready to apply her surprising size compared to the Sixth. They prefer to encircle their
privilege to which he has become accustomed. brawn to aid her ‘gels’ in repelling whatever catastrophe opponents before unleashing deadly stones from their
the school might face. catapults.
COOKIE| Extra | 2 ratings
Cookie used to be a prison officer so took to St Searle’s SIXTH FORMER | Extra | 2 ratings SIXTH FORM TEAM
without too much difficulty. Her fantastic cooked treats The unusually mature and well-developed young women The Sixth Form are more worldly-wise and physically
do wonders for morale around the school. of the Sixth Form are the backbone of the school’s very erm… capable. They spend their time smoking
defences. While the dress code seems to have relaxed, and practicing a quite violent form of hockey.
DOROTHY| Extra | 4 ratings their grit and determination has not, keeping St Searle’s
This Sixth Former was expelled from school after using walls safe from all-comers. STAFF Room
chemistry supplies to make home-made explosives. She Once roused, the teachers of St. Searle’s
still hangs with her ex-schoolmates just for kicks though SIXTH FORM STAR PLAYER | Extra | 3 ratings can be quite effective. Well, at the very
and can be relied on to start things off with a bang. Sporting prowess often gives way to a spirited least they’re a distraction.
viciousness on the hockey field and the best amongst
FOURTH FORMER | Extra | 2 ratings these terrors are often promoted to lead the team.
The lower school are often indistinguishable from each
other – a feral horde of wild hair, askew ties, makeshift TEACHER | Extra | 2 ratings or 3 ratings for 2 models
weapons, sherbet fountains and foul language. The teachers at St. Searle’s have their hands full
dealing wth the girls. But even they can be roused from
FOURTH FORM MONITOR | Extra | 3 ratings the easy chairs of the staff room when things get tight.
Forging order from the Fourth Form chaos takes a
young lady of remarkable tenacity, rare cunning and a WPC PEARL DAWES | Extra | 2 ratings
lightning left hook. The Police Liason Officer to the school. Since being
saved by the girls on numerous occasions, Miss Dawes
can now call on the resources of the boys in blue if
things get serious.
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PROGRAMME GUIDE
THE DAREDEVILS
The Dare sisters – Diana, Katrina and Charlie – are international jetsetters and thrill-seekers and never far from the action:
whether it’s fighting crime or performing international rescues – the Daredevils are always there to save the day!
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Dareplane Delta
Dare family rescue and
reconnaissance delta wing
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CAST MEMBERS
CHARLIE DARE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS DIANA DARE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS KATRINA DARE | HEROIC Star | 10 RATINGS
Tomboy Charlotte ‘Charlie’ Dare has her father’s skill in Glamour-puss Diana has her late mother’s charm The wayward middle-sister Katrina has always had
the driving seat and under the bonnet. She is a skilled and beauty. A former Olympian, Diana is highly her father’s adventuring spirit. Running away to the
pilot and engineer (acting as team mechanic), but is competitive and an outstanding sportswoman – circus and romancing rogues has left her with a varied
never afraid to wield a wrench in a scrap - and is often mastering horse riding, archery and martial arts to and duplicitous set of skills – her nickname of ‘Kat-
the first into the fray. name but a few. Burglar’ is well earned!
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EXTRAS
BARKER | HEROIC CO-Star | 4 RATINGS HEMINGFORD GREY | CO-Star | 5 RATINGS DARETROOPER CAPTAIN| Extra | 3 ratings
Leading the exceptional talents of a Dare Squadron, will
The Dare sisters' loyal chauffeur and butler served Hemingford served with the Dare’s father during the take a Captain with nerves of steel, exceptional courage
as a batman to their father and picks up the pieces war and has kept a close eye on the girls as they grew and a mean karate chop!
without complaint while his daughters race from up. He will occasionally leave the secret offices of
one assignment to another. Impeccably dressed, he Department X, head home for a snifter and a quick DARETROOPER | Extra | 2 ratings
nevertheless has a few tricks up his sleeve. change into something more ‘covert’ before joining When the sirens wail across the airfield, the brave women
them on a mission, the perfect undercover spy to their of the Dare Flying School rush to action whether it be an
TACTICS gung-ho all out style of approach. international rescue or a fight to defend the innocent.
Barker is cheap for a Co-Star and can often activate for free, TACTICS UNITS
saving the Daredevils yet another plot point. Make sure you use
Medic to keep them in play, and don’t forget the minor but useful Hemingford Grey’s physical statistics represent a man past Dare SquadRON
Spirit test reroll you can get – it could stop your cast being axed! his prime but he’s got a good Mind and an above average The Dare sisters have recently taken Hemingford Grey’s
Spirit to compensate. In a fight, his sword cane can wound in advice and now have a small cadre of highly trained all-
USE BARKER WHEN exceptional circumstances and the derringer’s tiny size often female soldiers posted at their local airfield - but ready
You suspect the Dares might need a take opponents by surprise. to deploy across the globe.
bit of help with their staying power.
His Spy and Master Spy special effects synergise well, allowing VEHICLES
Grey to get up the table then pile up ✪ for his side. Hypnotise
allows him to gain allies, even if temporarily, causing more Dare Bike
disruption. Grey's Honorable effect defines him as a man from These cycles are fast and contain an inbuilt gyro enabling
a more civilised age - but this disadvantage also makes him them to deftly jink to dodge incoming attacks. They can
cheaper to field. also be dropped from the Dare Plane. Both the Dare
sisters and their Dare Troopers can ride these bikes.
USE GREY WHEN
You know your opponent will be bringing lots of Stars and/or
Co-Stars or you want to throw a spanner in the works.
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LADIES NIGHT
“Now, now, no need to get nasty, The murmurs and grumbles grew
dear boy. There’s no shame in from every part of the pub, as the
admitting defeat in the face of a locals began to get off their stools
superior opponent.” and close in on May. A slender
woman reading a book of poetry
with close-set eyes. “Coming in here May drew her hand back, bunching
M
ay narrowed her eyes and “Best of five.” The young man like she owns the place. Why don’t it into a fist. But before she could
concentrated on the target. muttered back, eyeing her with she go back to her ruddy airfield?” take any action, a dark woman in
Blocking out the noise, mounting hostility. a fur-fringed leather coat detached
the heat and the smoke all around “Yeah, her and her toffee-nosed herself from the jukebox and moved
her, she focussed solely on her “Sorry dear, it’s past my suppertime girlfriends!” shouted another brave between her and the young farmer.
breathing and keeping her hand and I was rather hoping to spend your soul from somewhere beyond the
steady. Someone shouted her name hard-earned cash on a pint and pie.” fruit machine. “I seen strange stuff “Easy there, we’re just here for a
somewhere off to one side but she Still smiling, she put out a hand. “So over at that ‘flying school’. Weird quiet drink. Nobody wants a fight.”
tuned it out and took the shot. cough up, there’s a good lad.” lights in the sky at night, trees all Her voice was cultured, soft and
blown over one minute and all stood calm, her eyes bright beneath finely
“Double top! I don’t believe it!” The young farmer scowled and back up the next!” arched brows.
spluttered one of the pub locals as lurched up off his barstool, coming
May strode over to the board and close enough to breath beerily into “There’s something not right about “Says you, stewardess.”
retrieved her darts. May’s face. them lot!”
“Best of three, wasn’t it? That would “I ain’t paying you nothing,” he
be twenty pounds, my dear chap.” snarled, “You cheated, you did.” “I seen strange stuff over at that ‘flying school’.
May, eyes twinkling beneath a The rest of the locals in the pub
Weird lights in the sky at night, trees all blown
sandy blonde fringe, addressed the caught the accusation and put their over one minute and all stood back up the next”
shaggy-haired young farmer who pints down, all eyes on the brewing
was still gripping his own darts trouble by the bar.
fiercely in one meaty hand.
“Back to back with April, they fought off the locals with feet
and fists. Pints, stools and ashtrays flew in all directions.”
Sneering out the last words with Back to back with April, they fought The wiry man froze, the shotgun “If I can drag you girls away from
sarcasm, the farmer waved a fistful of off the locals with feet and fists. now loose in his hands, as the your Saturday night fighting, duty
darts menacingly in her face. May’s Pints, stools and ashtrays flew in all owner of the voice moved round calls.” She smiled disarmingly,
gaze flicked from the dark woman directions. to disarm him. It was the slender instantly defusing the air of violence
to the wicked metal tips and back poetry reader, sliding a thin blade in the pub, and hopped off the bar.
again. “Sorry April, I appear to have “Wearing your bullet-proof vest to back into the spine of her book. She “Your chariot awaits without.”
offended the natives’ local gods.” the pub? I thought you looked a looked down at the shotgun with
little broad in the beam, sweetie.” something like distaste, then shoved April, May and June followed her
Dark-haired April didn’t take her May shot a quick glance down to it forcefully into the man’s stomach, outside, stepping over groggy
gaze from the red-faced farmer April’s punctured but unbloodied dropping him to the floor with a locals and spilled pints. Parked
before her, and sighed. “You really coat. “And we may have to find breathless oof. immediately opposite the pub was
don’t want to do-” ourselves another local pub, I a remarkable vehicle, twenty feet
fear!” she shouted above the roar “Much obliged, June!” called May, long, like a strange sort of American
She got no further when the farmer of the melee. catching her partner’s eye as she stretch limousine, though surely
jabbed his fist toward her stomach charged past, dragging a dazed local no other car looked like this, nor
with a drunken explosion of breath, “I think this was the last one in the by his belt. Behind her, April was came in such a remarkable shade of
expecting her to jump back out of county!” grunted April as she took throwing a man through the doors sapphire blue.
harm’s way. But April didn’t move, a head-butt to the ribs and replied of the ladies and apologising to
and simply looked down at the with a well-placed elbow. whomever it was that squealed in Katrina Dare climbed into the
farmer’s hand as he withdrew the alarm at the intrusion. driver’s seat and started the car with
dart tips from her now punctured On the edge of the scrum, the wiry low purring growl. April took the
leather coat. There was no blood. man with the close-set eyes had The bell above the bar suddenly passenger seat as the other two sat
scrambled over the bar and retrieved rang and everyone stopped to look behind. “You called, Milady?” she
“What on..?” the landlord’s shotgun and was even round. There, perched on the bar, inquired coolly.
now moving in to let April and May the bell in one hand and a packet
With a quick punch, April smashed have it with both barrels. of salted peanuts in the other, was a The car pulled away smoothly,
the man in the jaw, who reeled back most attractive young woman. “Time rolling out of the village and down
into a pair of his fellow pub-goers as Then he felt something cold and gentlemen, please! And ladies, of the high hedged country lanes.
they surged forward, fists flying. May hard and sharp at his throat. course.”
caught the first one in a headlock and A gentle, well-mannered voice “Yes indeed, April, it seems we
swung him round into the second. whispered into the wiry man’s ear “Katrina!” The three women spoke have need of you ladies’ skills once
from behind. “I really wouldn’t do at once. more.”
that if I were you.”
“What is it this time, ma’am?” of locked gates, from which hung wind. She brought it to a skidding Their stomachs collectively lurched
asked June, “A bomb on the trans- a sign bearing the words ‘DARE halt just inside, leaping out and as the bomber slid down the tunnel
Australian express?” FLYING SCHOOL. CLOSED DUE TO racing toward the hulk of an old with increasing speed, the smooth
INCLEMENT WEATHER.’ aeroplane resting in the centre of round walls flashing by them in a
“A tidal wave bearing down on the the hangar. blur.
royal yacht?” hazarded May. “I need you three to take a little
flight with me. I hope you’ve all kept “I say, we’re not going in that, are Somehow, without the Daretroopers
“Swarm of army ants marching on up with your parachute training. we?” asked June, trotting behind noticing, Katrina had managed to
Rio, perhaps?” April added, with a We’re going to be dropping in on the her with the others. The aeroplane change into her uniform as they
tinge of dark humour. Guru and his friends.” was little more than a metal whizzed along to catch a very
skeleton, the remains of an old special connecting flight.
“Not quite that exotic, but something She put her foot down and Lancaster bomber.
that definitely requires the particular accelerated towards the chain-link “How did you..?” began May, but
abilities of the Daretroopers.” Katrina gates. The women all grabbed onto “To begin with, yes,” replied Katrina then the bomber burst out of the
took the strange car confidently down something, even though they knew as she clambered up into the tunnel to emerge into the Daredevils'
a winding lane, its sides brushing what was coming. At a touch of a cockpit “It’s something Charlie’s secret base, where land, sea and
the hedges on either side. A break in button on the car’s dashboard, the been working on.” air vehicles of the most fantastic
the foliage ahead suggested a field gates suddenly fell backwards to designs stood ready to launch.
entrance. lie flat on the ground, just as the “But, it doesn’t even have any
vehicle streaked through the gap wings!” April scowled at the hulk Katrina was already out of her
“You know of course of S.H.I.V.A.?” and rattled over the metalwork into suspiciously, but had long come to seat and sprinting across the floor.
The three women nodded. “Well, the airfield. accept that there was often more to “Next stop: the Himalayas!”
it seems the Guru is up to another the Dares’ vehicles than met the eye.
mad scheme, something which “I will never get used to that.”
would explain the strange weather muttered May. June raised her Sure enough, no sooner had they
we’ve been tracking worldwide. eyebrows in agreement. Katrina all climbed aboard the wingless
was a Daredevil by nature as well bomber than it tilted forward
“Where do you need us, ma’am?” as name. alarmingly on hidden hydraulics,
April braced herself as Katrina even as the hangar floor itself
steered the vehicle sharply at the As she briefed them, Katrina drove dropped away to reveal a dark
break in the hedge and down a the car at breakneck speed over the sloping tunnel, complete with tracks
short track. Ahead of them loomed grassy airfield to a low hangar whose large enough to accommodate the
a sturdy chain-link fence and a pair doors swung back and forth in the Lancaster’s fuselage.
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EPISODE GUIDE
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