Some appropriate remedies for a break-up (REVISED):

1. Motion for Issuance of Status Quo Order - to maintain the last, actual, peaceable and uncontested state of things
which preceded the controversy;
2. Motion for Bill of Particulars - anyare? Where did I go wrong?;
3. Motion for Reconsideration - wait lang let's try again;
4. Replevin - you had my heart, paki balk na please;
5. Bail - para mapalaya ang nabilanggong puso ko sa iyo;
6. Petition for Certiorari Under Rule 65 - when there is grave abuse of discretion amounting to lack of emotions;
7. Motion for execution - wala nang balikan to; 
8. Petition for relief from judgment - magbalikan na tayo;
9. Petition for Issuance of Writ of Continuing Mandamus - to compel the performance of an act specifically enjoined
by law, i.e., "mahalin mo ako forever";
10. Dilatory motions for extension - wag muna, di pa ako ready/wala pang kapalit [Credit to Raymond Santos
Estrella]/ "Motex Motex Lang Pag Walang Time" [Credit to RB Capacity];
11. Demurrer to evidence with leave of court on the ground of insufficiency of evidence. If denied, demand trial by
combat na lang -Credit to Lorena Lerma];
12. Hahayaan ko nalang na maging final and executory tutal ala naman na akong 'appeal' sa kanya [Credit to Allan
Ydia];
13. Motion to Declare in Default - biglang hindi na nagpakita [Credit to Justine Duarte];
14. Interpleader - legal v. No. 2 [Credit to Tosca Gonio Mansujeto];
15. Writ of Amparo - "Hanapin muli ang pag-ibig at ito'y pangalagaan" [Credit to John Marvin Tayabas];
16. Petition for annulment of judgment under rule 47 [Credit to Atty. Ryan Mercader] - undo what has been done!;
17. Judgment on the pleadings - [kapag] [na]huli sa text or Facebook [Credit to Ton Parreno]; and
18. Motion for New Trial - "subukan ulit natin, baka sakaling mag work out" [Credit to Christopher Subijano], may
newly found evidence kA, I just found out I can't live without you pala;
19. Writ of habeas data - kase memories na lang ang na iwan at pwed[e]ng kunin, by any means [Credit to Neroll
Michael Writ];
20. Motion to quash information. - Friends lang kami! Di naman crime ang inakbayan ko siya. It does not constitute a
crime! Wag kang maniniwala sa bestfriend mong nagbigay ng information! [Credit to Paolo Parras];
21. Plea of guilty - "it's not you, it's me" - [Credit to Felson Morales Dalaguete]

What's your remedy?