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Final Mission V
Final Mission V
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ROHAN -24-25
CHIRAG -24-25
MOM - 48-50
DAD- 50-55
ROHAN
[Screaming his lungs out]
Iss sheher ki ladkiyo, bach ke
rehna..kyuki hum dono aa rhe hai..
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
ROHAN
[Sees two guy only, look here and
there for girls..asks eagerly and
doubtfully]
bhai akele hi aaya hai?? apni Kisi
friend ko nahi laya??
FRIEND 1
[Making excuses]
arey yaar,rashmi ko bola
tha...ussne last time par plan
cancel kr diya..
ROHAN
[Despirately]
aur jess?
FRIEND 1
Usse toh mera breakup ho gaya..
[pretends to be sad]
ROHAN
[felt bad]
arey sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi
tha...Chal koi nahi,aa ja
[and welcomes them & sees there are only guys in the party].
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ROHAN
FRIEND 2
[Out of curocity]
aur panchwi ladki?
ROHAN
[He smerks]
chutiye!!Itni si Baat samjh aati
issliye tum yaha ho aur main yaha..
FRIEND 3
Suspence mat bana jaldi bata..
ROHAN
Samjh jaa[winks]..lekin asli
problem iske baad start hui..
FRIEND 2
Kya hua?
ROHAN
Pancho apas main ladne lagti hai ki
waha massage main karungi...pata hi
nahi chala aur unme haata-pai shuru
ho gyi,wo ek dusre ko baal pakad
kar kheechne lagi..
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ROHAN
[like a pussy]
Ji uncle..
LANDLORD
[angerly]
Rohan ye sab kya chal raha hai gha
main,niche waalo ka call aaya
tha..wo police complaint karne ka
bol raha hai..maine roka unhe jaldi
khatam karo sab abhi ke abhi.
ROHAN
[scared]
Police..
Ha uncle bus 5 mins bss..
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NEW GUY
Bhai!! ye Rohan kya sahi main itna
bada stud hai?
FRIEND 1
Ghanta!! Chutiya hai fhekta rehta
hai..
NEW GUY
Toh kuch bolte kyu nahi?
FRIEND 1
Humare pass party karne ki koi
jagah nahi hoti toh hum aa jate
hai..
5.
NEW GUY
aaha bhencod!!
Both laughs.
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ROHAN
Bhai log party khatam..
ROHAN
[shouts]
Bhaiyo landlord ki wife ka call
aaya tha....wo bol rahi thi ki
landlord out of staion gaya hai toh
tum ghar aa jao.
Evenryone shocked and starts to leaves.
FRIEND 2
Bro! Main drop kar deta hu.
ROHAN
[surprised and try to save his
ass]
No no no!! Mujhe medical se condom
lete jana hai.
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6.
NEW GUY
Bro tune sahi bola tha.
FRIEND 1
Bhut time se janta hu chutiye ko..
saala bhut bada feku hai.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
His mom comes, sit next to him and starts to pamper him.
MOM
Mere ghar ke chirag uth ja..
MOM (CONT’D)
10 baj gaye hai beta.
CHIRAG
Ha maa bss 2 mints.
MOM
Jaldi uth ja beta..papa aur maine
mandir ja rahe hai.aa kar darwaza
band kar le.
7.
MOM (CONT’D)
Nasta bana hua hai kha lena.. Hum
ja rahe hai.
Mom Leaves.
In between his parents come back home bcoz his dad left his
wallet at home.mom Presses the door bell but no one replied
on the same time dad was calling on his mobile but he
couldnot answer bcoz his phone was at slient.
In the end his mom start to look keys in his handbag but dad
finds that the door was open. chirag have no clue of all
this.
MOM
Lagta hai Chirag abhi tak so raha
hai.
DAD
Shayad naha raha hoga
mandir aane ke liye.
8.
Dad goes to there bedrrom to take his wallet and mom goes to
chirags bedroom.
FADE OUT.
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FADE OUT.
9.
FADE IN:
Rohan opens enterence door and see Chirag for the first time,
they both pass smiles & felt an instant connection.
ROHAN
Bro please come in.
CHIRAG
Thank you.
ROHAN
Baitho aaram se..pani ya aur kuch
lega?
CHIRAG
[hesitantly]Nahi bhai thanks...
CHIRAG (CONT’D)
ghar dekh le??
ROHAN
Ha ha bilkul..
Both stands up and Rohan give Chirag the complete tour of the
house,while giving the tour Rohan asks some basic questions
to him.
CHIRAG
Bhai ye raha advance..kab se shift
ho jau?
ROHAN
aaj se hi hoja.
CHIRAG
[laughs]kal saaman le kar aata hu.
10.
ROHAN
Thik hai bhai..
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ROHAN
Hey bro,aaj weekend hai..do you
want to drink??
CHIRAG
[hesitantly] na yaar! I dont drink
much..
ROHAN
[pushs him a little]
Chal na yaar.. Ek hi beer bss.
CHIRAG
ROHAN
[got exited]
Okay bhai!! ill wait out side..
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11.
Rohan brings beer & plays some music.both were not talking
,Rohan breaks the ice
ROHAN
acha ye bata teri family idhar hi
rehti hai toh tu yaha kyu shift
hua??
CHIRAG
[thinks for a bit]
Kaam par jaane main thoda dur pad
raha tha ye thoda pass hai office
ke..
ROHAN
Okay...
awkward silence.
CHIRAG
Tera purana roommate kaha gaya?
ROHAN
Yaar main akela hi rehata tha.socha
thoda expences share ho jayega.
ROHAN (CONT’D)
Tu toh bol raha tha kam pita
hai..aur puri bottle khatam kar di
itni jaldi?
CHIRAG gets embares & trying to avoid question.
ROHAN (CONT’D)
aur piyega?
CHIRAG
Okay
ROHAN
Bhai, beer khatam ho gayi hard
drinks?
CHIRAG
Sure!!
ROHAN
Bhai..phir uss sale ne bola main
fhekta hu?
CHIRAG
Kaha bhai wo tujhe samajh nahi
paaye..
ROHAN
Lekin tere baap ne kuch nahi kaha?
CHIRAG
Nah bhai wo to samjhta hai...bss
bola beta tu bada ho gaya hai tujhe
thoda space chahiye.
Rohan laughs out loud chirag sees his face constantly feeling
embaressed.
ROHAN
Bhai lekin ek baat bolu??
CHIRAG
Hmmm....
ROHAN
[seriously examing his problem]
mujhe pata hi nahi lagta main bht
jayda de deta hu...isliye koi ladki
patti nahi..[sadly]
CHIRAG
[subconsiously]
Mujhe pata hai..
CHIRAG (CONT’D)
Ek baat bata bro?
ROHAN
Hmmm..
CHIRAG
Tune kabhi nahi kiya?
ROHAN
Kya?
13.
CHIRAG
Wahi?[like it is a taboo]
ROHAN
abe,tere maa,baap nahi aayege.
Rohan laughs.
CHIRAG
Sex?
ROHAN
Tujhe kya lagta hai?
CHIRAG
10 baar oh kiya hoga..pakka
ROHAN
[Sadly]bhai ab tujhse kya
chuppau..ek baar bhi nahi kiya...
CHIRAG
[shocked]tune kabhi nahi kiya?
ROHAN
Bataya toh koi patti hi nahi
hai....
CHIRAG
Phir itni story kaha se lata hai?
ROHAN
Bhai porn dekh-dekh kar..aur tune?
CHIRAG
[bursting]
Nah bhai!! Maa baap ne akela choda
hi nahi...ladkiyo se fatti hai..
apna toh hath hi
jaggnath....bhechod!!main toh umar
bhi 21 batata hu taki bezzati na
ho..
ROHAN
Bss bhai mijhe pata hai, bht gum
hai zindagi main..
ROHAN (CONT’D)
Lekin we must take step.
CHIRAG
[doubtfully]
Kaise??
ROHAN
Bhai kismat mehnat karne walo ki hi
badalti hai.
CHIRAG
Lekin kaha?
ROHAN
Tu chup chap sun bss.....
ROHAN (CONT’D)
Ek baar ek raja tha
CHIRAG
Kaun sa?
ROHAN
Ha....[thinking] pata nahi par
tha..
CHIRAG
Thik hai...Phir?
ROHAN
Wo ek guffa main gaya..
CHIRAG
Ladkiyo ki....
ROHAN
Nahi be chodu..aisi hi kali guffa..
CHIRAG
Okay
ROHAN
Waha usne dekha ke makdi baar-baar
dewar par chadne ki kosis kar rahi
thi.
CHIRAG
Iska apni dikkatse kya?
ROHAN
Sun na be ....agar ab toka toh nahi
sunaunga..
15.
CHIRAG
aachaa Sorry.
ROHAN
Kaha the??
CHIRAG
Makdi dewar par..
ROHAN
Ha chadne ki kosis kar rahi thi
lekin gir jati 99 baar kosis karne
ke baad 100 baar wo chad gayi..
CHIRAG
Bhai ek doubt hai..
ROHAN
Bol...
CHIRAG
wo gin raha tha kya??
ROHAN
Ja bc!!tu nala marega..
CHIRAG
Sorry bhai sorry...please continue.
ROHAN
Ye bata ye dekh kar raja ne kya
socha.
CHIRAG
Pheli baat raja toh lodu tha jiske
bas itna time tha ki makdi gir rahi
thi aur wo gin raha tha...
ROHAN
[cuts him]
Matlb jab ek makdi chad sakti hai
toh hum bhi kosis kar kr chad skte
hai..
CHIRAG
Ohhhh teri...ab smjha.
ROHAN
Chal samjha toh!!
ROHAN (CONT’D)
Toh aaj kya date hai??
16.
CHIRAG
6-sep
ROHAN
Ha phir 6 sept ko hum bhism
pratigya lete hai ki aaj se 3
mahine ke aander hum dono apni
verginity tod kar chad jayenge..
CHIRAG
[Screams] mission v
Both do cheers!!
ROHAN
“Iss seher ki ladkiyo bach kar
rehna kyuki hum aa rahe
hai........”
FADE OUT.