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Item #: SCP-082 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged Living Quarters Located at Armed Bio-Containment
Item #: SCP-082 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged Living Quarters Located at Armed Bio-Containment
Item #: SCP-082 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged Living Quarters Located at Armed Bio-Containment
Item #: SCP-082
Object Class: Euclid
Guards tasked with the containment of SCP-082 are to be given Level-2 clearance, but are
instructed to refrain from interacting directly with SCP-082.
SCP-082 refers to itself as Fernand and speaks fluent French and heavily accented English.
When it speaks, it does so through enormous, clenched teeth. SCP-082 only parts teeth to eat
food and to sing. Subject will sing songs of its own pleasing, ranging from forgotten Victorian
Era bar songs to modern classical, typically while cooking and eating. SCP-082 does not comb
the hair on the sides of its head, but does cut it, and shaves with a large butcher knife originally
provided for food preparation. It should be noted that even facial hair is exaggerated, a single
strand being as thick as a millimeter (similar in thickness and appearance to graphite of a
mechanical pencil). Occasionally, SCP-082 will clench its teeth so hard that the gums bleed, but
it is not known why. This is considered normal.
The demeanor of SCP-082 is very amicable and carefree. SCP-082 has accrued a wide wardrobe
over its time of incarceration, and it enjoys dressing up in many different fashions, including
formal wear, military uniform, as a clown, and in women's clothing. New pieces should be made
available upon request. Subject often attempts to joke and is usually polite to personnel, often
inviting them to dinner. However, visiting personnel should be aware that at any moment, SCP-
082 is capable of attacking and voraciously eating others. Subject will often apologize for its lack
of manners for interrupting someone's conversation by devouring their head while making a
mess of his quarters. SCP-082's jaw is strong enough to crack bone, and it seems to enjoy skulls.
Attacks are seemingly at random with no motivation—whether or not subject has recently eaten
has no effect on this cannibalistic hunger.
A vampire
A homunculus
Big Bird
André the Giant
Napoleon
Obelix (sidekick of Asterix)
Dr. Bright
The Hulk
Alexander The Great
Captain Hook
Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Frankenstein
Frankenstein's Monster
When questioned about these lies he gives the excuse, "But I only lie when it's through my
teeth!"