Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Ben Felson My Most Unforgettable Patient
Ben Felson My Most Unforgettable Patient
taped to the back of the first step. The x-ray tube After we mopped up the mess and consoled the
was aligned to the film and all that remained now now sullen man, we again proceeded to the busi-
was to place Bessie’s forefoot on the bottom step. ness at hand. We anchored Bessie’s foreleg tightly
Unfortunately, this proved to be no simple matter. to the step with rope and the two helpers held it in
She permitted us to lift her foot to the step, but place while we exposed the x-ray. The film, when
refused to hold it there. After a number of at- developed, showed mainly two pairs of human
tempts ended in failure, one of the laboratory as- hands. The examination was repeated with more
sistants lost his temper and shouted an epithet. rope and less hands and we were rewarded with a
With that, Bessie put her foot down firmly-right beautiful picture of Bessie’s bones.
on top of his. He stood in painful silence, teeth and We proceeded to the hind leg with equal success,
fists clenched, for some seconds before we cor- solving the problem of the overlapping tail very
rectly deciphered the imploring look in his eyes neatly by letting it swish back and forth. Since it
and came to his rescue. While he was recovering, I moved constantly during the prolonged x-ray ex-
made a quick estimate of Bessie’s weight and posure, its image was not recorded on the film.
divided by four. Thereafter I remained strictly a There was now a distinct lull in the proceedings,
consultant. so Bessie decided to pep things up, utilizing the
At this point, without a by-your-leave, Bessie biological method long known to her kind. Having
began to empty her bladder. I now discovered the walked barefoot across farmland on one occasion
purpose of the galvanized bucket. With one motion in my boyhood, I had had good reason to forewarn
the other helper grabbed the bucket, dove beneath the referring physician to come prepared for this.
Bessie to catch the drippings, and-missed. As the The bushel basket, containing sawdust and two
golden rain deluged over his neck and shoulders, small shovels, was his ingenious response. The two
he did a “slow burn.” Immobile in his rising fury, helpers immediately leaped into action, flinging
his face grew redder and redder as his body became sawdust across the floor at a remarkable rate. Un-
wetter and wetter. None of us dared utter a sound, fortunately, their efforts proved futile since every-
even Bessie. It was the most remarkable piece of one had failed to reckon with the tile floor and the
group self-restraint in which I have ever partici- resulting defiance of all laws of gravity.
pated. As I look back upon this poignant scene, I Hurriedly retreating into the hall, I was stunned
recall with pardonable admiration Bessie’s prodi- to see an elderly man lying quietly on a stretcher
gious capacity. outside the door. Apparently the Receiving Ward
MY MOST UNFORGETTABLE PATIENT 79