The Longest Text Ever

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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other
"longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is!
This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing
this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor
crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor
instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks
that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the
longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways,
let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny
word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go
episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you
take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay'
to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For
example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since
the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I
speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in
public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened
before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word
I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains
popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying
"it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the
longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a
decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep
writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome
Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time
around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my
sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages
I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think
you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back
now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just
realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure
it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something.
Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not
very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation
probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's
this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal
language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text
is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As
LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some
sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests
nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry.
Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really
do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to
have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only
dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm
honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was
watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and
my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going
because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't
wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those
reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries
anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna
have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest
of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six
times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used
throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's
crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost
over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all
of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video
lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm
back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have
done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code.
Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed
language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I
reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my
video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of
text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world
record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll
be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of
three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the
F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said
it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the
word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that
it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me,
so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I
wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and
appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this
text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the
second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a"
and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common
word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used
once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about
waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the
toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay,
that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm
typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just
my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my
nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna
get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi,
I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of
text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I
don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross
like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot
about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random
numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being
displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's
making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on
three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me his sister. I'd like to say that all of
that is not true. Max wants to make his own video but i wont let him because i need
my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY.
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jdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the
LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just
went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm
gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593
characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-
Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be
able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the
Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTEAnd yet "I
haven't a clue" is an actual thing I've heard people say. Anyways, AFRICA! That was
random, but let's discuss it anyway. Africa is a well-known song by Toto. It's a
good song. I can kinda sorta play it on piano? Maybe? I don't know. Another song I
can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. You know, the Shrek song?
Anyways, I once made a video called "All Star but it's played on a Sesame Street
piano" and it got almost a million views. It's been stuck at 900,000 for what seems
like forever now. I'm gonna check to see if it's at a million now. I doubt it,
though. Nope, still at 926,000 views. And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be
honest. It had a good run though. My sister is chugging applesauce. She thinks
she's epic because of it. I don't know anymore. I seem to keep saying that after
everything I type at this point. It's strange. Hello, I have returned after yet
another long absence. When was the last time I added to this? I think it was
somewhere in July.
So yeah, it�s been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The end of the
decade is approaching fast. I�m a bit excited, because I�ll have significant
memories from more than just one decade! My earliest significant memories started
in Kindergarden, which was in 2010. This means that I only really remember one
decade. But now that an entirely new decade is coming up, I�ll be able to remember
another! Part of me feels like I shouldn�t be excited over this, since the
boundaries between years is arbitrary, and a decade is 10 years only because we
count in base 10, so if we counted in base 12 or something, a decade would be 12
years long. That was kind of a run-on sentence, but I don�t really feel like making
this text perfect, anyway. Have you heard of the Library of Babel?
libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the
lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. The library is divided into
hexagonal chambers. Each hex contains four walls. Each wall contains three shelves.
Each shelf contains 32 volumes. Each volume contains 410 pages of 3200 characters
each. Everything you could ever say or write is on this website. Even this LTE! See
for yourself: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte. Okay, that�s only the
first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the library! In
fact, here�s the next bit: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1. It�s
split up into about 20 different pages. I don�t feel like putting links to all of
them here. It also removes punctuation that the library doesn�t use, like the
exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so on. But it�s pretty mind-blowing
stuff, if you ask me. If you try and browse the library yourself though, you
probably won�t find much more than total gibberish. It�s crazy to think that
everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by
meaningless strings of letters and punctuation.