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How I Met Your Mother - 1x11 - The Limo
How I Met Your Mother - 1x11 - The Limo
Question?
Yeah.
All right, and party number one that's where we get to meet Mary Beth?
Mary Beth?
So tonight...
People often ask me "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched so much of the time?"
By who ?
Who asks you that?
Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall,
Bam.
It's working.
Must do robot.
- Let's do this!
- Yes! Let's!
Oh, driver?
That's awesome.
Derek.
Bye.
Go get 'em.
That just means we're gonna have to party that much harder.
Ranjit!
If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones.
If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it.
- My word.
- You're, you're friendly.
Oh, no.
Natalya.
Oh, friendly.
Super-drunk-fantastic, huh?
Come on, Lily, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us.
It's true.
I can hear them.
We left Natalya.
- What?!
- Sorry.
Me, too.
- Hey, Robin.
- Ted, Derek stood me up.
Pfft. Derek.
What happened?
Okay.
Now I feel worse.
This sucks.
Fine.
You're friendly.
Oh, yes.
Ted, you rock.
We have an hour and a half before midnight I don't want to be kissing Ranjit.
Well, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one.
Baby, you go with them and I'll meet you at, at...
I know we will.
Hell of a woman.
Look at us.
Riding around in a limo.
Guys.
Is that Moby?
Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist when I was young.
No way.
Oh, my God.
He's coming over.
Everybody be cool.
Everybody be cool.
- Hey.
- Hello.
What's up?
Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?
Sure.
Welcome.
Barney Stinson.
- All right.
- Uh, Ted.
S idebar?
Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party and then afterwards...
Moby's party!
Moby's par...
Ranjit.
- Moby's party.
- Moby's party.
You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall.
Jan... Aah!
So then I say,
Who?
No.
No.
All right.
Nah.
You're sure?
I don't know.
Hello.
- Hey, sexy.
- Barney, where's Marshall?
Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby.
Ranjit, drive!
- Where to?
- Party number three!
Re-psy...
Where's the...?
Oh, my God!
Let it go.
Ah, nuts.
No.
I am pissed.
Okay.
Okay, not a problem.
He'll jack it up, slap on a tire and we'll be at party number three in no time.
Nowhere.
It'll be fine.
No. Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but...
That's ridiculous.
Wait. Really?
D erek.
Trying to turn this night into anything more than what it is,
Come on, come on, we can still turn this thing around.
Stop trying to chase down some magical, perfect New Years, Ted.
It doesn't exist.
Holy crap.
So much to tell.
Check it out.
He signed my shirt.
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
After party number four, I figured you guys went to party number five.
And so I went there, too, and it is awesome.
Let's do this!
Come on! In!
Yeah, it turns out she was asleep in the front seat the whole time.
Party number five is 20 blocks away and all the way across town.
Three minutes!
Come on!
And just like that, we were having the perfect New Year's Eve.
The funny thing is all night long, I'd been trying to chase something down
Derek?!
Derek.
- Hey.
- Hey, uh, come on in.
Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Happy New Year!
You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story.
Well, don't.
It's midnight.
Go kiss him.
Transcripts : Raceman
Subtitles: Willow's Team
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