1.

Her life in the confines of the house became her

new normal.
2. The best part of marriage is animal crackers with
peanut butter.
3. Art doesn't have to be intentional.
4. The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
5. I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat
would miss me.
6. The stranger officiates the meal.
7. She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath
his mirrored sunglasses.
8. He found the end of the rainbow and was
surprised at what he found there.
9. Combines are no longer just for farms.
10. Courage and stupidity were all he had.
11. The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s
belly.
12. The reservoir water level continued to lower while
we enjoyed our long shower.
13. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to
love.
14. There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a
circus ring.
15. She traveled because it cost the same as therapy
and was a lot more enjoyable.
16. The sign said there was road work ahead so he
decided to speed up.
17. All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
18. The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the
kite flew behind her.
19. Red is greener than purple, for sure.
 20. The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the
family.
21. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.
22. Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I
wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what
is this all about?
23. Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
24. She found it strange that people use their
cellphones to actually talk to one another.
25. The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was
crime.
26. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her
workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
27. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them
is much easier to do in your head.
28. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask
myself if I'm truly real
29. He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom.
30. It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers
were amateurs.