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University of H-Wps Office
Please check if you are studying any of the course or you already have a Degree or Masters in any of
the Faculty.
*FACULTY OF IMMORALITY*
Department of Masturbation
Department of Pornography
Department of Homosexuality
Department of Lusting.
*FACULTY OF WORLDLINESS*
Department of Carnivals/Festivals
Department of Occultism
Department of Idolatry
Department of Smoking
Department of Drunkenness
Department of Hypocrisy
Department of Fraud/Malpractice.
*FACULTY OF WICKEDNESS*
Department of Murder
*FACULTY OF COMMUNICATION*
Department of Lies
Department of Slander
Department of Backbiting
Department of Gossiping
Department of Tale-bearing
*FACULTY OF MARINE*
Department of Demonology
Requirements:
Worldliness.
*SIGNED:*
*Devil Satan,*
Although, you might have been offered a provisional admission into the University of Hell, an
opportunity for a change of institution to life everlasting, situated in Heaven has been made available by
the Saviour of mankind, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.
Believe, He came to this world purposely because of you, died vicariously for your sake to redeem you
and to pay the debt you are already owing the University of Hell.
Confess your sins, all your iniquities, all your transgressions, all your shortcomings. Repent and Forsake
them all.
Decide to live a holy life henceforth
And the devil, the Vice Chancellor of the University of Hell and his graduating students would be cast
into the lake of fire and brimstone...
And they shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
*If you see any reason to give this posting a wide publicity so as to sensitise those who are daily applying
for admission into the University of Hell that the end thereof is eternal damnation, please don't
hesitate.*