Just

sayin. it was
your idea
to tag
You never told along.
me your
grandmas
place was so
creepy
Youre
such a
baby.

Think I was Nana would kill

going to me if she knew I
pass up a let you come.
weekend alone
with you? no
roomates or this is the
parents to first time
deal with? shes ever let
anyone house
sit for her.
 dont worry
babe. the
house is in
good hands.

and so are
you. hehe

if you cant get

guess grany the lights at
doesnt least we can
believe in make out in
lights huh? front of a fire
all weekend.

Keep
Dreaming

the breakers
probably went.
It happens alot
the house is
pretty old.
 Jens
Lights grandma
are on! sure has a
lot of junk.

'kay. Ill
be right
up.

well have to
find another
way to keep
from getting
bored.

isnt
there a TV
here?

no. Nana
doesnt
like them.
 youre such
wanna a pig
break in the sometimes.
couch?

well.. maybe but check

later if you this out.
play your
cards right.

you know
you love
it.
 if it aint got
a centerfold I
I found my dont read it.
nanas
book.

but ill bite not a

whats the big book. The
deal about a book. you know
book? like nana
was a witch.
and it was
her spell
book or
my something
grandmother
was always
reading this
thing.
and now I
when we asked find it and
her about it its just a
she always bunch of old
changed the poems.
subject.

so much
for
childhood
fantasies.

me and my
cousins spent
entire summers
trying to get our
hands on this
thing. we used to
make up all
sorts of
stories about it.
 it doesnt
even rhyme.
Listen to
this.

woah! did
you see
that?

girl you be
girl you are
girl you stay
so it is written
so is it done.

see
what?

whats wrong
with.. your...
voice...? oh
my god.
 um look
down.

my
voice?

I.. What
the
fuck?

nothing!
I dont
know!
where did
this dress
come from?

what the
hell did
you do?
 I didnt get
tall you
got short.
I think you
and how turned in
did you to a little
get so girl.
tall?
a girl? I
cant be a
girl.

it has
to be the
book.

I dont
know if
I can.

well get it
and change
me back.
 you
think
Dont worry Im do you have
this is
sure theres a to use the
funny?
way to fix you word fix?
in here
somewhere.

I was just
thinking I
was just
thing wait
til I call
my cousin
jeff and
tell him it
was a
spell
book. he
thinks its
porn.

sorry if
loosing 3
feet and my
just go sit
fucking dick
down. I cant
makes me a bit
concentrate
nervous.
with you
breathing
down my neck.
 Hey!
none of
that.

whats the
big deal?
its my
body I was fine!
curious. hows
this
mom?

its still
a little
girl
pervo.

and try
to sit
like a
lady.
 I think I got it.
but if I read it
right it has to
be done at
dawn.

dawn? I
have to
stay like
this all
night?

it wont be
that bad
we just
need to...

what?
what do you
think your
doing?
 youre a little
young to be
smoking I
think.

what are you

talking
about? Im 25.

not right
now you I hate seeing
arent. Give children
me that. smoking.
what the
hell?

Im not a child.
why do I have to
suffer because
it makes you
uncomfortable?
 if that bugs
you I guess a thats a
what? great
little girl thats..
on girl idea.
action is
out?

because
I say so.

really?

if didnt
pull my
ow it hair I
hurts. im trying
wouldnt
to be
squirm
gentle.
but you
keep
squirming

such a
baby. I
thought
you were
going to
cry when I
was doing
the
highlights.

it stunk and
it was
starting to
burn
 but it was
worth it. now
for a little
makeup.

so?
what do
think?

uh...

are you
sure
theres
no tv?

were you
going for the
underage
hooker look?

everyones
a critic,
but lets
try again.
 for food. If you
but you look want to eat
adorable. and tonight we have
you want to to get food.
look your best
when we go
shopping.

I feel
like an
idiot. shopping?

your enjoying
this arent you?

I always
wanted a
little
sister.
it just hit
me why
couldnt we
just order
pizza?

heads
up!

i thought it
would be better
if we were
doing
something to
take my mind
off thi8.Im you? what
pretty close to about me?
losing it.

huh?

got it!

nice
snag.
 easy nicky.
shes going
to give it your
back. daughter is
pretty
thats good.
our ball.

shs not my
daughter but
yeah I guess. sorry
about
that.

take some
shots
nicky.

im not bad
at
coaching
basketball
but im
still
having
trouble
with
manners.
 I dont suppose
i could
interest you well I dont
ladies on a how about it
know how
little two on sweetie?
but I bet
two? want to give
ashley here
nicky some
would love
pointers?
to.

im not going
to play with
some kid. I
want to go
home.

it would be
good for now now
her to play ashley. you
with want me to
someone her read you that
own age. bedtime story
tomorrow
dont you?

story? oh
man. you
gonna play
me like
are you that?
high? Im
not going
to play
basket
ball like
this.
 well you
dont have
to..

yeah yeah. hey nicky the

lets just bald guy
get this wants me to
over with. show you how
its done.

girls
cant play
sports.

just give
she still me the
I guess acts like
girls ball you
a little
really do shes not teenager.
mature punk.
all that
faster then mature.
boys.
 shes not
she just oh duh.
acts like sorry im jen.
one. nice to meet
you mike.

so im
mike.

teenager?
She
doesnt
look
that old.

thanks but
Im seeing
someone.

maybe
the two
of...
you know if
ashley likes
basket ball I
have a couple
of extra
tickets to a
game
tomorrow
night.
nicky?

punching out
were little boys isnt
out of very lady like.
here.

bite me.

you ok
bud?

the little
shit said I
had cooties. dont you know
anything about
boys? that
just means he
and then likes you.
the
little
bastard
pulled
my hair. when they get
older they do
stuff like ask
you to
basketball
games.

Id almost
rather get
my hair
pulled.

he has
tickets to
the game?
damn.
 that game
um uh
yeah.

wow. what
an ass.

what was that

mister?

ow! Hey!
i dont know why
I bother with a aw come on
Male Chauvinist baby! Im a
Pig like you. guy. guys
look.

i dont want
to know.
 fucking
wonderful. I
dont see why we
had to sleep in
seperate rooms. and I didnt
this place gives want to wake
me the creeps. up with an 11
especially now. year old girl
have a I told you groping me.
nice im mad at
night? you.

I have half a
mind not to
change you
back.

if you didnt
change me in
the first
place this
never would
have happend.

just give
me my penis
back.
 ok ok here I
think this
theres no one will do
Guarantee it.
this is going
to work.

it has to
work I cant
handle being older wiser
a little healthy be
girl. I just so it is
cant. written so
it is done.

look I
think its this is
working! so cool.
 well say
something.

oh wow, it didnt
work?

well...
youre not
a little
girl
anymore.
 thats
definatly
not a penis.

holy shit. I am.

look at
these
things.
not
little
at all.

are
those
real? I think I
hate you.

no theyre
not real
theyre
fucking
magic.
 I bet I
can fix
it.

youre the
one that
made me a
porn star.

hell no. were

going to wait
for your
grandmother.

shes going to
be so
disappointed
in me.

just give
me a
chance.

im not going to risk

getting turned in to
a toad so you dont
disappoint nana.
 Im going
no to get a Ive had
freaking couple enough of
way. bucks from getting
the atm. my pushed
card is in around
the car. this
then Im weekend.
going to
check in to
a hotel and
stare at
myself in a
mirror
until your
grandma
gets back.

where
are you
going?

wonder if
then Im going he knows actually I
to see if how many wonder if he
if you baldy still strings are knows hes
walk out has those attached to going to ge
that tickets. Later. those arrested in
door tickets. that dress.
were
through.

ah well
thats his
problem
hes a big
girl.