I say girl This was

comes to not one of

the mall my better
dressed ideas.
what like that
should I uh... shes only
we do after one
with her? thing...

Are these
Ahem! boys
bothering
you miss?
 thats officer this is our good yeah her
dude and I friend scotts boyfriend plays
we ain't
believe I was girlfriend we with dollies and
botherin'
talking to the were just we were just
nobody
young lady. teasing her. givin' her grief
dude.
about it.

Lady? Ha!

is that
true
miss?

tell him
miss? about
Go on scott
tell him. and his um..
doll.
 don't let
them
intimidate
you. just
tell me I don't
what's want any
going on. trouble...

you know
what? screw they were
that. these threating
guys have been me.
bullying me
since 2nd
she's
grade. i'm yeah man I
crazy.
sick of people definatly
we've
treating me would be that as
never
like garbage. have it may you
seen
noticed a two were
her
girl like obviously
before
that in my harrasing
today.
class. the young
lady. I
suggest
you two
find
something
better to
do before I
run you
both
downtown.
can't you at least
tase them or ha! who says Oh Im not
something? they theres never a really a cop. I
too much cop around when just said that
really are jerks. paperwork. you need one? to scare them.

you're
aren't a they're just a
cop? couple of
Oh my god thats dumb
too funny. teenagers I
weren't you wasn't too
worried they concerned.
would ask for come on I'll
your badge or walk you out
something? just in case.
 Can I get you
anything else?
Dessert?
I'm martin by
the way. Do you
have a name or oh i'm
should I keep stur...acy.
calling you Stacy. My
miss? name is stacy?
stacy.

well
stacy
have you
had
dinner
yet?

no. I've
been
kind of
busy all
day. why?

Oh no. I
couldn't eat Just the
another bite. I check
guess my eyes then?
are a lot
bigger than my
that
stomach right
would be
now.
super.
Thank you.
 sorry. when you
said grab a i admit i have
quick bite I an ulterior
was thought you motive and I
everything meant taco bell wanted to take
all right? or something. you some place
You didn't This is a bit too nice before I
even touch fancy for me. sprung it on
your wine. you.

ulterior motive? Right this

Oh? oh! wow um martin you seem
second? I like a nice guy
look at the time. I was hoping...
really should be and I appricate
getting home. the save and the
meal but I'm not
interested.
 look martin
i've had a
long day. I
just want to
go home now.
so thanks
for
everything
thats and see you
not... around.

Actually I
know
martin let exactally
wait. me go. I'm
Please what you
not what are.
just hear you think
me out. I am. what?
 i'm the you must have
administrator seen it. you're uh thanks
for the the most I guess.
offical jenny amazing
website. I know they have jenny i've ever
a jenny a website seen and i've
impersonator for seen girls
when I see one. jenny? that have had
20 or 30
surgeries
that aren't
half as
realistic as
you.

I want you to do a i don't

spread for the site. think...
i'd love to use that
costume too five
midnight clubbing hundred
isnt it? I don't have dollars?
that one but i have a
lot of others at my
studio. i'd love to
photograph you in
them. I'd be willing
to pay shall we say
500?
 yes five
hundred Jenny is a
dollars. and family brand I don't think that's
if it works so you don't exactally the job
out as well have to worry my dad had in mind
as I think it about things for me.
will I can getting kinky.
get you a lot
more work.
you could be
the offical
jenny
spokesmodel.

but I
guess I
can think outstanding.
about it. let me give
you my card.
call me as soon
as you make up yeah
your mind. Day you
or night. I too.
really want to
make this happen.

Oh I see
it
perfectly.
It was
good to
meet you
stacy.
I don't
really
see
myself
as the
spokes
model
type
but
i'll let
you
know.

Maybe ill get

lucky and he
will already
have drunk
himself to
sleep. i WANT
TO GET OUT OF
THESE CLOTHES
Crap! dads AND OUT of
home this body.
already?
 i should
have kept
oR HE COULD the fur its
BE WIDE getting
AWAKE cold. why do YOU
WAITING FOR ALWAYS
ME TO COME HAVE TO BE
HOME. damn. A PAIN IN
MY ASS old
man?

Im going to
freeze my
balls off out
here or
whatever it is
that girls
freeze off when
it's cold.

Oh I bet
dad still
has that
space
heater at
his
workbench.
 unnngh! come on
you bastard!
uhhhnn! you've
never been this
stuborn before.
damn it!

i'll just
pop the
lock and
hang in the
garage
until he
passes out.

oh great I broke
a nail. Being a
chick sucks. I
hope this
doesn't affect
the doll.

ow! ufff!
Mother
fucker!
how do
women get a
grip on
anything
with these
stupid
claws?
 I asked you
a question
just what do sweetheart.
you think
your doing?

oh
shit!
Dad!

uh I mean
scotts You know my
dad. son? Maybe
hi. you know
where the
laz... uh..
your uh..
it's you it's so
know... cold I
oh. didn't
even
notice it
my what? had
popped
out.

woah!
this well
thing is now I
hard as know
a rock. what
It can't what?
to say
uh huh... actually freeze?
instead
cold... freze oh. no.
of
can it? no.
balls.
 he um told
oh me to wait
right. for him in
we're the garage
so how did friends. and not
you say you Friends bother you.
know my from
son? school.

Theres
why are no way a whore?
you girl like what are
looking you is you
at me friends talking...
like that? with my
son.
what are
you? A
whore?
You're
not
dressed
for
breaking
and
entering.
 I taste
oh god
better
you smell
then I
like a oh fucking
smell.
brewery. gross dad!

Wait! I
have
money! I
can pay!
thats right stay away
call me from my
daddy slut. you're a you freak!
freaking
psycho
old man!
god I knew he was
a horndog but I
didn't really so what now
think he was that stacy? you clever
bad. Of course clever girl why
playing with my did you pick
tits in front of stacy? why didn't
him while he was you pick destiny
drunk probably Jesus! or amber or
wasn't fair. he what do I something with
didn't have to have to more ooomph?
make me touch his do Glue you should have
junk though. I'm you guys just stayed in
going to need in there? bed today.
therapy.

it's not
like
stacy
has any
friends
oh man. I'm to
talking to myself crash...
in the third well
person and not except....
even the right
person. I have to
get off the street
before my brain
freezes. but
where can i go
for 5 or 6 hours
so dad has a
chance to pass
out?
 guess it
was too
much to
hope for
change in
your not the coin
and i would At least han return.
agree with going to
didn't need a change the where am I
you if lucas girdle and holy hot
subject.... going to
didn't ruin toupee for chick!
woah. get money
every movie jedi. and check
to make
after nimoy... your 6.
the call?
empire....

shit. I must have

lost that twenty
when I was
running from the
old man. nothing
stays in this
thing. If i'm ever
dumb enough to
do this again. it
will be in
something that
has pockets.

did you see her?

She's not a saw
I'm Huh? are you on cops ho
telling if your so Shes a busted up a
they sure go ask
you talking hotel with charlie
she is. her how much sheen call girl. We
about me? for the both can't afford her.
of us.

why do all
you jerks
think I'm a
prostitute?
 I'm cold
and I'm
tired. and
my feet are
you were killing me.
sorry talking and I'm
were you about me really
talking you know really sick
to us? damn of guys
well I'm thinking
talking I'm a
to you. hooker.

what makes
you such
experts? How
many hookers
have you met?
you think just
because a
girl dresses
a little on
the sexy side
you assume
she out
asking
strange men
for money
for sex?
that's not
logic that's
wishful
thinking.

at any point well? don't

did I seem just stand Crap they
like I was there with popped out
trying to those dopey again
solicit looks... didn't they?
either of
you?
 wait! um this is a
little
embarassing...Do
either of you have
ok we'll 50 cents I could
leave you borrow?
to it then.
look all I
want is to
use the
damn
phone.
for the
record that
was more
than just a shut
little sexy. up al.

all I got
is a twenty
here but it's
you yours...
go!

uh
thanks
but all i
needed
was 50
cents.

hello
martin?
this is
stacy.
yeah. Uh
huh. I
think I
could
use
another
rescue.

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