Mary plays the piano.

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were
impassable.
He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw.
Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak.
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for
the poodle’s disappearance.
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite flavor of random grammar?
He swore he just saw his sushi move.
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
On each full moon
She saw the brake lights, but not in time.
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I'm truly real
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to
say.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
She advised him to come back at once.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light,
habitat loss, and pesticides.
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.
So long and thanks for the fish.
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a
ponytail.
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself.
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
The most exciting eureka moment I've had was when I realized that the instructions
on food packets were just guidelines.
I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me.
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds
playing t-ball.
The lake is a long way from here.
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.