She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is

overjoyed.
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.
Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable.
The mysterious diary records the voice.
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I'm truly real
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
I'll have you know I've written over fifty novels
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the
moment.
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than
blue paint.
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley.
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he's never been there.
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the
distance.
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you
should never Nair.
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car
It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with
a tennis ball.
Standing on one's head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.
There's a reason that roses have thorns.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive
the next storm.
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a
ponytail.
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy
cigarettes.
On each full moon
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
She was too short to see over the fence.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air
conditioner.
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion.
The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected.
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was
diamonds.