Motto In layp:

Kung wala kang tiwala sa sarili mo pwes magtiwala ka sa kaklase mo

I learned from my mistake so I decided to make more mistake to learn more
Why would you pass the exam if you can pass away
Nasa dugo naming ang pagiging matalino sadyang anemic lang ako
Kung masipag sya ako hindi
Get a parcel a day and throw you module away
If you cant be the best be the worst
Kung kaya ng iba ipagawa mo sa kanila
Mahirap labanan ang katamaran kaya kinampihan ko na lang
Hindi ako tamad sadyang masipag lang akng magpahinga

Pick up lines:
Sana posporo na lang tayo baka sakaling mgmatch tayo
Keyboard k aba kasi type kita
Im not good at pick up lines so can I pick u up instead?

Sir sa inyo kopo natutunan yung 4 subsystems of the earth which is biosphere hydrosphere
lithosphere and atmosphere but losing you sir is my biggest fear

The biosphere is defined as the area of the planet where organisms live, including the
ground and the a

The hydrosphere is the combined mass of water found on, under, and above the surface of a
planet

Lithosphere isthe rigid outer part of the earth, consisting of the crust and upper mantle.

An atmosphere is the layers of gases surrounding a planet or other celestial body

Sana wifi ka na lang at cellphone ako para connected ako sayo

A likes b
C likes d
E likes f
G likes h
I doest like j
Couz I like u

The sun is for the light

The moon is for the night
But you is for the rest of my life

Are you a light switch because when its dark I want to turn you on

I cant tun water into wine but I can turn you into mine
Star kaba kase I feel something bituin us

Have you ever arrested before? Cause I think its illegal for you to be that cute
4+4=8 but you + me = fate
If nothing last forever, will you be my nothing

I’m bad in math but I can give you the value you deserve

I ‘am answering my google forms but I forget my surname can I use yours?

Einstein said “nothing is faste than light” well he obviously didn’t saw how fast I’ve fallen for you
I love the view but “the” is silent

I don’t know about math but I know how to build our chemistry

Roller coaster kaba? Cause the faster you go the louder I scream
Are you pure Filipino? I don’t think so, I think your half pinoy and half mine

You can dall from the sky and from a tree but the best way to fall in love is with me
kung ang English ng nwebe ay 9 kelan ka magiging mine

Bakit ang isaw inihaw tapos ang bbq ikaw?

Kapag ba ginulat kita shockin kana ?

Do you have map? Cause I got lost in your eyes

Gusto sana kitang bigyan ng siomai paa I can siomai love for you
Semester ka ba? Ikaw na ba si mister right
Kaka ko saa ihi lang ako kinikilig sa urine pala
Anngtwag sa pari na nagmimisa ng walang bibliya? Edi priest style
Anong tawag sa mainit na uod edi warm
Bakit hindi umiinom ng softdrinks ang pai? Kase makajuice sila
Anong tawag sa kalbo na nakahairnet ? edi microphone
Anong tawag sa asong may covid? Edi iscovido
Anong tawag sa bear na walang tenga? Edi B
Anong tawag sa nurse na pandak? Edi nursery
Why should you never fight a dinosaur? Because you’ll get jurasskicked
JOKE:
Anong tawag sa hipon na magastos edi h kase wala syang ipon
Anong isda ang nagsusulat edi lapish
Anong isda ang namumuno? Edi fidhydente
Anong tawag sa hayop na walang gilagid? Edi langgum
Anong tawag sa isda kapag hinati mo sa gitna ? edi tuna
Sinong superhero ang lagging nagcocommute?
Anong tawag sa punong hindi umaakyat? Edi yung nakatumba
Anong
Knock knock whos there?
Kulot
Kulot open kulopt open

Knock knock whos there?

Come back to me
Come back to mebok ang puso wala kanang magagawa kundi sundin ito

Manok na pula
Manok na pula ang may ari ng damdamin ng minamahal ko