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B ango r H o u s e, S h o e L an e
TH E C OM I C
E N GL I S H G R A M M A R ;
A N E W AN D F A C E T IO U Q
li n tr oh u ct wn to the fin g l t s f) fion g u c .
B Y TH E A U TH OR OF T HE C OM IC L A TI N G R A M M AR
E EL LI S E
M B H D
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I WTH U P A R DS OF F I F T Y C H A R A C T E R I S T I C I L L U S T R A T I ON S BY J L EE C H
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L O N D ON
R I C HA R D B E N TL EY , N E B U R L I N GTON S TR E ET .
1 8 40 .
TO M R . G E OR G E R OBI N S,
A W it e r r u n ri v al l ed i n t h is or an y o t h e r A g e fo r
O RIGI N AL I TY OF S TYL E
AN ,
asse t ed fl d an y r , a or
‘
E N TE RP R I S I N G P U B L I S H ER
t ty f an uni or
E L I G I B L E I N V E S TM E N T OF C A P I TA L ,
P RI N C E LY D OM A I N
wl n c h wi t h ou t e c i t ing a blus h in t h mi n d of e a c i ty mig h t be said ( in a
, x e v r ,
TH E S I LV E R Y S TREA M OF TH E I S I S ;
hm
,
f
r es g con t as t t h s t yle of hi s a ious compee s p e clu d es t h at t emp t
r t o e v r r , r e
isk of applyi n g t h mt h wo ds of
o r r ,
r o i e r ou r
IMM O R TAL B A RD
T ak e h im f all in all or
W e n e e s h all see h i l i k e again ’
r s .
C OM I C ENGLI SH
is wit h
, th e mo t p ofound
s r V E E N R A T ON I , An m r n a 'r ro x , n ay e e n wi t h
, v
R E S P E C T ( an d t h e t er m i s use d ad isedly
v
”
)
h umbly dedi c at ed
by
mm
os s
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t OB L IG ED AN D m o sr
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o aan ra xr
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SER V AN T ,
TH E A U TH OR .
P R E F A C E .
donkey s g all o p
th at ou r
’
o wn
,
. W
an A uthor to h ave his pre face c o mpared to a
e are ne v ertheless desirous
should be considered both short
an d sweet . For o u r part indeed we would h ave
, ,
t i ves
alone but also by a regard to P atriotism
, ,
as , That ’
er e ho mib n u s .
”
Where ’
ve you bi n .
”
P RE F ACE . ix
”
Vat the h o dds ? and the like Very dreadful
’
s .
”
induce a human being to s ay “
G ee w o ot !
“" ”
M ather way ! or Woa not to menti o n
the atroci o us maup of the ignorant and
Ki
degraded ncostermo ger We nce actually heard
. o
”
a fell o w threaten to pitch int o his do g ! mean
ing we believe t o beat the animal
, , .
sion o f ev i l speak i ng .
F R O N TIS P IE C E .
M I N ERV A TEA CH I N G
J OH N B U L L
W
TH E
“
P R O DI G Y
J A N E Y O U KN O W HO
“
M U TES A N D QU I DS LI
A W KW ARD L O U T
H A ! H A ! H A ! HO ! H ! H 0 ! H E ! H E ! H E '
0
“
O ! W H A T A L A ax l— H ERE W E ARE !
, , , ,
”
S IN G L E B LE SSED N ESS
A PP L E SA U C E
M A TI L DA
A S OC I ALIS T
“
S H A N T I S H I N E TO N I GH T DEAR ?
’
,
J U LIA
A V ERY B A D C ASE
A SELE C T V ES TRY
SEL F ES TEE M
-
F ACT MADAM ,
“
G RA C I O U S M A J O R , .
YEARS o r DIS C RE TI O N
“
I S H ALL G I V E Y O U A D R U E B I N G ! ”
L I ST OF I LLU S T R A T I ON S .
A COM I C AL C O NJ U N C TI O N
“
AS W ELL A s C A N B E E XP E C TED
HO W S Y O U R I N S P E C TO R !
’ ”
“
W H A T A D U C K OF A M A N ! ”
TH E F L I R T
TH E C A P TAI N
T H E D U K E OF W E L L I N G TO N
“
OH ! Y O U GOO D FO R N O TH I N G M A N
- - I
0
n
TH E Y O U N G G E N TL E M A N
V IR TU E S RE W AR D
’ ”
“
N OT To M I N C E M A TTERS ,
M ISS I L O V E Y O U
,
TH E F RE N CH M AR QU IS
TH E E N G A G E D O N ES
“
TH E LADIES !
“ ”
H I T O N E OF Y O U R O W N SI ! E
“
.
ALL FO R L O V E
TALE OF A TU B
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“
A RES P E C TA B L E M A N
D O I N G W H A T YOU LI KE W I TH Y O U R O N
“
W H A T A L I TTLE DEAR ! ”
B R U TU S
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TH E T O D O V ES
TH E N AS TY L I TTL E S QU ALLI N G B RA T
“
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OH J E M I M A
,
L O V E A N D M U R D ER
S TA N D I N G O N P O I N TS
“
W H ERE G OT S T THO U THA T GOO SE ?
’
2 P R EL IMI N AR Y D I CO S URSE .
consider .
”
the expressions “ to h o p the twig
,
to kick the ,
” “ ” “
bucket , t o go o ff the hooks to turn up the ,
”
toes and s o o n vernacularly used as synonymous
, ,
”
with “
to expire su fficiently S h o w the j o cular
,
”
the pensile state n amely dancing on n o thing
, , ,
”
having a dr o p t o o m uch or being troubled ,
”
with a line ar e quite pl ayful and the L ast
,
“
,
”
Dying Speech o f the crimin al is usu ally a s pe
cies Of c o mp o siti o n which might well be c alled
A n E ntert aining Narrative illustrated with Hu
mo u r o u s Designs .
l u ded
’
linendraper s apprentice commits a horrid
murder o n the body o f a pious uncle excites , ,
p
—
William White a pr o digy which w o uld be con
,
”
N ick , applied by the vulgar to the Prince in
question i s in every sense o f the words a nick
, , ,
P R EL IMI N A R Y D ISCO UR SE .
”
O ld Scratch Old Harry ,
or The O ld ,
”
G entlem an are to s ay the very least o f them
, , ,
It m a
y b s ai d t h at P un ch i s
e a f e i gn i m p o rt at i n or o
m m m
.
T ;
r ue an d t h a a s t i e a sy b a ed r p
s ec t ierg t h e on e e es n
dr i n k o f t h at am th i gred i t s f wh i ch a e all x t i c ex
n e, e n en o r e o ,
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c ep t t h w at er : n e th l s s t h p c l i a f n d s s f u r
e ev r e e e e u r o ne o o
c u trym
o n e f it nll h a dl y or t h at acc l t be qu es t i r ed on ou n on .
B u t t h e real fact i t h at t h o t h i g o u t l a d i h ab o u t
W
is s, ere n n n s
P n ch exc p t t h e am
u ee an d e en t h at h as b e n A gl i ci s ed v en n
b i al f i m
.
,
a
e p re ro v er p vi g n t h e i v t i n s o f th eror ro n o n en o o
n at i s b t w
on ha e d u m t han i mp e u p n P n ch ;
e v on e o re ro v o u
t i el y r emd ll ed h i s ch a act e ; a d h e i s n w n o
,
w e ha ve en r o e r r n o
th C e u on i a N o m an
er o r Th e c s ec t f t hi s p o s it i
r o rr n es s o on
q .
wi l l b f u n d t be s i gu l a l y b
e o o ut a p ru al
n f t h at
r o rn e o on e s o
c l eb at d w k
e r e Pu ch a d J u d y ;
or
“
i w hi ch ( n n do ubt n
”
n o
f o m a i dab l ci c m
,
r un vo s t a c es
) t h
e d i al g u
r u es w e e a c t a ll yn e o r u
t ak e d o w f m
n t h e m t h O f a I t al i a
n ro n P i cci i an i t i n
ou n n, o e n
o f t h e d am
,
e an t exh i b i t o
r a r Th b o o k i s o r gh t t be
r . e , ou o ,
e eryb d y s h a d s S t i ll l et a y e ref t t h at pa t i c
’
i n v o n .
, n on er o r u
l a p art f i t a d p
r o i d d t h at h i s t as t i s a c
,
n ,
ro v ect e ne e o rr o ,
h wi lle t fai l t b
n o t ck wi t h t h e d t i at i n g eff ct wh i ch
o e s ru e er o r e
S ig r P i cci i s b k en E gl i h a d It al i an l q a i t y h a
no n
’
ro n s n o u c ve
p d ced o t h e s pi i t f t h e i gi al N o t h i g i mre ch a
ro u n r o or n n s o
P ch t h a t h l ac o i c m
.
a t
r c er s i t i c o f t h real M e a r. er i n un n e n nn
wh i ch h xp s s s h i m e e s lf a d re o t h i n g at t h
e s am t i m e e is n n e e
m e E gl i h A t th m b ll i hm
,
or n s e ts o f h i
S o di c s e in
e e e s n s s ou r
p i at a d adm
.
,
t rod c d by P i c ci i t h y a
u e ab u t as app
n e re i o ro r e n
im p r em
,
ab l e as C ll y Gi bb en t s o n R i ch a d t h Thi d
’
r o e er s ov r e r .
B 3
P R EL IMI N A R Y DI SCO U R SE .
m o u ly distinguished .
’
It can scarcely be supposed that a L ord M ayor s
Show was instituted o nly to h e laughed at ; yet who
would c o ntend that it is o f any o ther u s e ? N or
could the o ffice o f the C hief Magistrate o f a C o r
o r ati o n n o r that of an A lderm an have been
p , ,
quently serve .
’
When o n e m an run s away with an o ther s wife ,
sticks .
C OM I C E N GL I S H G R AM M A R .
E N G L I S H G RA M M AR according to L indley
,
M urray ,
“ is the art of speaking and writing the
English l anguage with pr o priety .
”
said If beebles will be boets they must s dar ve
, , .
”
E nglish . It is, however, a maxim o f our law,
”
th at the King can do no wrong Whatever bad
E ngli sh there f ore m
.
, , a
y proceed from the royal
m o uth is not King s E nglish but M inister s
,
’
,
’
”
English , f o r which they al o ne are resp o nsible .
”
F o r illustrati o ns o f this kind o f E nglish we beg
to refer the re ader to the celebrated English G ram
mar which w as written by the late M r C o bbett . .
m
, ,
nour .
stances hereafter .
He
’
s only a l i t tle p odigy of m in e Do t o
r , c r .
THE C O MI C EN GLIS H G R A MM A R I5
“ ”
derangement for arrangement exasperate ,
”
fo r aspirate an d the like is another
“
, , .
” ” ” ”
as dodge for s ly trick
“ “
,
“
no go for failure ,
” “
and carney“
t o flatter may be considered a
,
third .
” “
,
” “ ” “
condition o f salubrity ? A sable visual o rb A ,
”
sanguinary nasal protuberance .
“
A merican E nglish is C omic E nglish in a pr etty
”
p a r t i c u la r co n s i der able ta rn at i o n degree .
m
,
”
a n u er
q to mention o n e which has s o to speak , ,
”
quite bo u lever s é d the Old fashioned style o f
“ ’
-
” ”
vo u lo n s di r e . A vec n u po co o f the I tali an o
“
,
OR T H OG R A P H Y .
C H A P TE R . I .
OF T HE N A TU R E OF T H E L E TTE R S, AN D OF A
C O M I C A L P H AB E T .
C omic O rthography
i s l i n t o n f o t een t h o f
my D eer j e m es febu ar y 1 84 0 .
A nd i .
THE C O M IC EN GLIS H G R AM M A R .
o s cr i
p p
n ex sunday IS my sunday o u t A nd i S hall be A tt
W
the corner o f Wite lion Street pen t o n vi l at a quaw
ter pas Sevn .
en This U C . .
remember M ee
g .
O RTH OG RA PH Y . 19
mark that
,
’
Dr Johnson s letter to L ord C hesterfield is a
.
capital letter .
THE A LP H AB E T .
, ,
W
, ,
V ell if I h am f ?
( , a C ockney w o t need o y o ur grins )
,
times w and y .
W
A n I O U is a more pleasant thing to have
. . .
,
than it is t o give .
strongly resembles o n e .
”
ou t , they are silent as long as yo u let them alone .
W
-
, , , , , , , , ,
bread
L m n r are fur ther distinguished by the
.
, , , ,
V U TE S AN D L I Q U I DS
2 4: TH E CO MI C E N G L I S H G RA MM A R .
o u in lout .
26 T H E C O MIC E N GLI S H G RAM M A R .
I’
mpo s ti vel
y t i aw e d ( tired )
m
.
L iterature li t er et ch ah
, .
”
Perfectly paw facly, .
Disgusted di s g as t ed
, .
Blue ble — ew
, .
L isping as
, , t h w eet D th o o li u r th aw i n g
, , ,
”
k w eech au , is by some considered interesting by ,
others absurd .
ha ! He ! he ! he !
CHAPTER II .
OF S YLL A B LE S.
W m
M y G r an o th er wos ve ry much t ru beld
ith the G out and dide w ith it my father w o s
als o and dide with it when i w as 1 4 years of age
i w o s in th e h abbet o f G ettin whet fee t E very
Night by pumping water o u t of a C eller Wich
C as me t o have the tipes fever wich C as my
D efn es s when i was 2 3 o f age i fell i n the W ater
betwen the ice and i have Bin in the h abbet o f
D 3
30 TH E C O M IC E N G LI SI I G RA M M A R .
C leark en w ell
W
r ei n er s to be an institution for the teaching of
g
orthography ; probably in consequence o f a pas
”
sage in the well known song in The aterman ,
Q Why i s
. a no conj uror ?
du n ce
A Because he cannot spell
. .
C H A P TE R I II .
OF W O RD S IN GE N E RA L
W
.
nio n Of th i n g s in general ? ”
“
o r ds W
hat i s your Opi
,
in general
are, f ortunately for us, a subject o n which the
fo rmation o f an opinion is somewhat more easy .
W
quite clear that the givers, whatever ay be their
pretensions to a refined or literary taste, must be
entirely unacquainted with o r ds worth .
’
fo
s tr o rn ar
y r extraordina r y and c u r o s i t y fo r curi
m
,
be added .
W
very closely o n the ridiculous ; as
m
,
A ldi bo ro n ti ph o s c o ph o r i
o,
E T YM OL OG Y .
C H A P TE R I
WO F
.
A C O M I CAL V I E T HE P A R TS OF S PE E CH .
comic character .
ing t o circumstances .
’
Words Of hon o ur ; as tail o rs words and sho e ,
as , t i n k er , ta i lo r , s o ldi er , s a i lo r , a
p o th e ar c y , plo u g h
, .
,
W
cause we have an Objecti o n though n o t perhaps , , , ,
”
place e have n o n o tion of impudence and yet
, ,
A substantive i s s o mething ,
a
y generally be kn o wn by i t s
u ll i ru bs an a ch e
g
‘
, , , .
to ra
gg ,
s et .
s t r a n e step
g .
o r to su ff er : as I am ; I calculate ; I am fixed
, .
o k e to ch ew
, , .
Fashionable accomplishments
C ertain substantives are with peculiar elegance , ,
W
7 A n ad v erb is generally char acterised by an
.
, ,
as a mile .
L
S I N G L E B L E SS E D N E SS .
42 THE C O MI C E N GL I S H G R A MMA R .
C H A P TE R I I .
OF THE A R T I C LE S.
T H E A rticles
in E nglish ar e two a and a ,
i s ph er e a ouse
’ ’ ’ ’
, , , .
ETY M OLOGY . 43
o u h i l l i t er at e Og ! Ow dare yo u to h o ff er such a
’ ’
y
h i n s u lt to my h u n ders t an din g — Yo u are a h o bj ect
o f contempt o u h are and a h i n s o l en t w a o bo n d
, y , g
your mother was n o thing bu t a h appl e woman -
,
p l et el
y s et at nought ; but it must be remem
bered that in common discourse the modificati o n
,
n o u n ced as h i m
, ,
respects indeterminate ; as ,
“
A ho rse a horse my kingdom for a horse
, ,
.
, ,
-
, ,
palings
Th e is termed the definite article inasmuch ,
”
T o keep th e three r o gues warm .
ETY M OL O G Y .
45
A PP LE ‘
SA L C E .
”
sentence That i s a ticket is the assertion o f
.
“
”
a certain f act ; but Th at is th e ticket ! means
“
W
as, , ,
resurrectionist B urke , .
h o is th e Smith ?
The indefinite article is joined to substantives in
the singular number o nly We have heard pe o ple .
sa
y ,h o wever He ,keeps a wine vaults ; o r to -
,
flies
ETY M OLO G Y . 47
C H A P TE R I II .
S E C TI O N I .
OF S U B ST AN T I V E S IN GE N E RA L .
S U B S T AN T I V E
W
either pr o per o r c o mmon
S ar e .
, .
pro nouns : as ,
to as ,
M atilda fai rest m aid who ar t
, ,
n o t at present remember .
A S OC I A L I S T.
strength v ,
ig o ur, a n d t h e l i k
‘
m
,
S h an t I s h ine t n ig h t dea
’
o- , r ?
52 T HE CO M IC E N GL I S H G R A MM A R .
1 By different words ; as
.
,
M ALE F E M ALE
ETY M OL O GY . 53
F E M ALE .
several o ther
’
Words we don t menti o n ,
By a di ff erence Of termination ; as ,
M AL E
. F E M ALE .
Poet Poetess .
M ALE . E M ALE F .
A cock lobste r
-
A hen lobster-
.
A j ack ass -
A jenny ass ( vernacular )
-
.
A man servant-
, A maid servant, -
or flu n k ey . o r A bigail .
A hebear ( like
-
A she bear ( like
-
King Harr y ) .
Q ueen Bess ) .
.
,
the change .
SE CT I O N II I .
O F N U M B ER .
an d s o o n ad i n fin i t u
,
.
56 TH E CO MI C E NGLIS H G RA MM AR .
'
Oth er co u n tri es
may reckon u p as many poets
as they please ; E ngland has o n e m
o re .
towels vipers , .
”
A nd shine in cu r i n g ham .
loves 8, .
Julia do ve return s to do ve
, ,
S I N G U LAR . P L U RAL .
C rust C r u s tes .
G ust G ustes .
Ghost G h o s t es .
Host Hostes
’
J o ist J Oi s t es .
M ist M ist s s .
N est N estes .
N o te —
The singular is often used by a kind o f ,
”
r adi s h, 86 0 .
SE CT I O N IV .
O F C ASE
.
A E
V R Y BAD CA SE .
j ect i v e o r A ccusative.
”
The docto rs di ff er ; The patient dies !
60 T H E CO MI C E N GL I S H G R AMM A R .
”
A pudding s end
’
.
” ” ’
C roc o diles tears ; Butchers m o urning
’
.
”
F o r g o o dness sake ! F o r righte o usness
’ ’
”
sake ! N evertheless we have no objecti o n t o,
”
G uinness s Stout’
.
”
as , Spring be at Bill ; that is Bill o r William ,
”
I ll lick you eleg an t
’
.
SI N G U L AR .
A o er
O r to av o id a like mish ap ?
A mth o er s
’
o th er
P L U RAL .
Why m o th er s ,
o th ers
G
62 T H E CO MI C E N GL I S H G RA MM A R .
C HA P TE R IV .
OF A D J E CT I V E S .
SE CT ION I .
OF TH E N A TU RE O F AD J E C TI V ES AN D TH E D E G RE E S OF
COM P ARIS O N .
certain rogues .
degrees o f comparison .
verbs m o r e an d m
m
o s t prefixed to the adj ective als o
fo r or , ,
heavy m o st heavy
, .
Phrenology .
W
these terminations are scarcely ever used in com
paring words o f more than two syllables .
W
stable but may sometimes be met with in more
,
M e b et t er
or
b et t e er o r m
,
r o e r
b et t e er r .
M o re t igh t er M o s t t i ght es t
t ig h t e e o m
.
,
Wm W
o re
r r r
t i g h t erer .
us s w u s s er
or us t or w u s s es t
h an ds o m
.
M o re h an d s o er l ik e M ost es t .
E xtravagan t er E xt rava an t es t ,
g
mo re extravagan t er m
,
o s t ext rava an t es t
.
g .
S t u p i der S tu p i d es t
mo re s tu p i d er m
, ,
ost s t u i d es t
p
L i ttl er m m
. .
L i t tl e o re l i t t l er
, . L i tt l es t , o s t l i t t l es t .
W
to s ay A m o untain is l arger than a mite ; by h o w
,
“
many degrees ?
H O much bigger is the earth
than a gr ain o f sand ? By h o w many degrees w as
Socrates wiser than A lcibiades ? o r by how many
is snow whiter than this paper ? It is plain ,
”
ti ons n o definite answers can be returned .
”
or A s much again as half
m
, .
a m M uggins Honey i s
“
u ch greater poet than .
” “
a r eat deal sweeter th an wax Sugar is co n
g .
”
s i der a bl
y more pleasant than the cane M aria .
A B i s h op I n o u r opini o n is M o s t E xcellen t
, , .
“
The botanist is more craft y t han any other cul
t i vat o r o f science.
CHAPTER V .
OF P R O NO U N S .
j e c t i v e Pron o uns .
pronouns .
S E C TI O N I .
OF TH E P ERS O N AL P R O N O U N S .
M R H A D D AM S,
’
don t be personal Sir I”
I mn o t Sir
.
,
W
’ ”
, .
Yo u reflected on my Sir
erfes s i o n , ; you said ,
p
as there w as s o m
stuck u p fo r
e people as always
”
an t personal ?
’
A S E L E CT V ES I R
'
Y .
70 T H E CO MI C E N GLIS H G R A MM A R .
’ ”
Wot d ye me an by that, Sir ?
”
Wot I s ay Sir ! ,
Yo u r e a individual Sir
’
Yo u re another Sir !
” ”
,
“ ’
You r e no gentleman Sir ,
Yo u r e a humbug Sir
’
,
’ ”
You r e a knave Sir ! ,
Yo u r e a r o gue S i r
’
,
Yo u re a w ag abo n d Sir !
’ ”
,
”
You re a w i llai n Sir !
’
,
Yo u r e a t ailor Sir
’
,
”
!
You re a cobbler Sir ! ( O rder order ! chair !
’
,
chair
at it
There are five Personal Pronouns ; na m
.
ely I , ,
they .
In the S ingul ar ;
I is the first pers o n
, .
In the plural ;
We is the first pe r son
, .
Ye d o n t deserve t o be believed ;
’
SHE .
’
Th ey tell u s women can t s ay no ,
Of o f the third
, .
72 T H E C OMI C E N G L I S H G R A MM AR .
”
Ed itors say We instead o f I , o u t Of mo
“
,
des ty.
”
The Q uakers continue to s ay thee and thou ,
C ASE
R eader M em
m
, .
SE CT ION II .
OF TH E RELA TI V E P R O N O U N S .
“
fo re : they are w h o w h i ch and that : as
, , , The ,
W
,
”
beast .
”
stops the bo ttle is a Co r k man This is the
W
“
.
”
h o use that Jack built .
SI N G U LAR AN D P L U RAL .
N ominative Who
Is the maiden to woo ?
G enitive . Whose
Hand shall I choose ?
A ccusative . Whom
W
T o despair shall I doom ?
W
”
C ompounder patronised the M use .
W W WW
ho , and w hat when they are used in
w h i ch, ,
”
h o is M r alker ? . h i ch is the left side
”
o f a round plum pudding ? h a t is the dam
-
”
age ?
Those who have made popular phraseology their
study will have found that w h i ch is sometimes
,
’
as in Dean Swift s M ary the C o o kmaid s L etter
“ ’
”
to Dr S heridan
.
“
A nd n ow I know w hereby you would fain make
an excuse
W
,
S ee r
a r en s
’
Ode to Ki t t y o f S h o e L an e, A d vert i s e
men t s , L o n d o n Pres s , p ass i m .
E TY M O L O G Y . 77
W
Because my maste r o n e day in anger call d yo u ’
a goose ;
h i ch and I am sure I have been his servant
,
W
”
drunk o r sober .
to spe ak more i m
h at, o r, properly w o t is , ,
”
man w o t sweeps the cr o ssing .
”
any .
S E C TI ON I II .
OF TH E A DJ E C TI V E PR O N O U N S .
t h h i s h er o u r o u r th ei r
y y y
The word s elf is added to possessives ; as m
, , , , , , , .
y ,
”
self yourself Says I t o myself, says I
, , S elf i s .
H 3
78 TH E C OM I C ENGLI S H GR A M M A R .
S E L F E ST E E M
-
.
number .
”
C atos each o f the Browns .
E i th er refers t o o n e o u t o f two ; as ,
”
the B ac o ns w as related to H o gg .
“
Th i s is a fo reign Prince ; th at is an E nglish
”
Peer .
”
Th i s is a man ; th a t is a nondescript A t the .
supp o rted by a Kn o x ”
.
so m e, o th er , a n
y , o n e, a ll, su ch, 8 .
80 THE C OM IC E N G L I SH GRAMMAR
‘
o th er
’
t
o r e t o th er
’
, .
F act M adam
j or
,
G rac ro u s, M a
” ”
to go o r t o depart ; to bone to prig that is to , ,
”
s ay t o steal ; t o
, c o llar which means to seize an , ,
”
o r eat ; to sell o r deceive 850
, , .
er at ed .
, a
y c
, an wi t h their
,
variations ,; ,
v erb as
, fo r inst ance when i t signifies to h i n der
, , ,
Tense These m
,
must be endured .
S E C T I ON II .
O F N UMBE R AN D P E RSO N .
n i ed by an o ther verb : as l
p a
!f the skies shou ,d
”
f all larks would be caught
,
“
Were I t o pun ch.
”
licked .
”
H avi n g uplifted a stav e they departed , .
S ECTI O N IV .
OF TH E TE NS S E .
wi th tenses .
“
The legs o f most Honourable G entlemen
”
must be tolerably stout ones ; fo r the majority “
m
.
m
,
l et el or as we sa
y o f John Bull when he is
p y
hu m
, , ,
”
done ; as I have been o u t o n the river
, I h ave .
caug h t a crab .
W
ology that pulling up young ladies o r others
, , ,
”
is a very diff erent thing from pulling up an
omnibus conductor o r a cabman hat an equi .
a de by t o mo r row morn -
In
g .
2 Im p f
.er ec t nutriti o n i s less to be deprecated
Q What
. species of w r i t i n
g is most conducive to
morality
S E C T ION V .
C O N J U G A TIO N U XI L I A R Y V E R B S HAV E
W
TH E or TH E A To AN D
To B E .
?
What s ha ll we do We will ad o pt a middle c o urse ;
referring the reader t o M urray and other talented
authors fo r full in formati o n o n these m atters ; and
requesting h i mt o be content with o u r confining
ourselves t o what is more especially s u itable t o
these pages — a sho r t summary o f the Co m i cali t i es
of verbs
The C onj ugation o f a verb i s the regular co m
.
92 TH E C O M I C EN GL I S H G RAMMAR .
an d tenses .
sive Voice .
T O H AV E .
IN D I C A T I V E M OO D .
P RE SE NT TE NSE .
SI N G U L A R . PL U R A L .
1 . Pers I h as
. . 1 . Pers We h as . .
Thee s t Ye o r yo u h as
’
2 . . 2 . .
3 . He ve ’
. 3 . They h as .
PE R F E CT TE N SE .
SI N G U L A R .
I . I z e had
’
. 1 . We ze h ad .
2 . Thee s t had ’
. 2 . Ye o r you ze had ’
.
3 . H e ve had
’
. 3 . They ze h ad ’
.
94 T H E C O M I C EN G L I S H GRAMMAR .
IN F I N I T I VE M O O D .
Present, TO ha ’
.
P erfect, TO a had .
P A R T I C I PL E S .
Pe rf ect ,
’
Ad .
treated as follows
TO BE .
PR E SE NT N SE
W
TE .
PL U R A L .
l I be
.
‘
.
1 . be
e .
2 Thee bist
.
2 Ye o r you be
m
. .
3 He s he o r it a
3 They be o r am
.
. .
.
I M P E R F E CT TE N SE .
SI N G U L A R .
PL U RA L
l I wor, o r w u s
.
.
1 . We wus .
Q Thee wort
.
.
2 . Ye o r you wu s .
3 He wur
.
.
3 . They wur .
PE R FE CT TE NS E
SI NG U LA R . PL U R L A .
I ve a bin We ve a bin
’
1 ’
. . 1 . .
2 . Thee s t a bin’
. 2 . Ye o r yo u v e a bin ’
.
”
3 . He ve a bin . 3 . They ve a bin ’
.
I M P E RA T I VE M OOD .
SI N G U L A R . PL U R L A .
1 L et I be
. . I . L et we be .
2 B e thee o r thee be D O ee be
’ ’
st 2
m
. . . .
3 L et n u be
. . 3 . L et u be .
I N F I N I TI VE M O O D .
P A R T I C I PL E S .
W
excite disagreeable emotions only in a sordid o n e ;
and which als o by associati o n Of ideas c o nduct
, ,
m
.
o de
o f conjugating ve r bs z — “
I l o ve to roam on the
crested f oam Thou l o ves t t O roam o n the crested
,
‘
, ,
, , i r th .
98 TH E C O M I C ENGL I S H GRAMMA R .
S EC T I ON V I .
TH E C O N J U G A TIO N OF RE G U L AR V E RBS C
A T I VE .
P RE S E NT . I M PE R F E C T
. PE R F . P A R TI C I P.
G rammar .
ETY M O L O G Y . 99
P A SSI V E .
I RR E G U L A R VE R B S .
SE C T I ON V II .
PR E S E N T . I M P RFE CT P E R FE C T P RT
E . A .
vulgar expression .
1 00 TH E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRA M MAR .
P RE S E N T . I M PE R FE C T
. PE R F . OR P A SS . PA RT .
Am wur bin .
C atch cotch co t ch ed .
Drive dr u v dri v .
F r eeze fr iz froze .
G ive guv g i v .
GO goed went .
See s id s in , 8 .
r ica : as ,
PE R F . O R PA SS P A R T . .
W
I O W I]
’
.
S II O II .
1 02 TH E C O MI C ENGLI SH G R A MM AR .
boy phrase ) f o r 1 00
.
ray .
ETY M O L OG Y . 1 03
C HA P TE R V II .
OF A DVE RB S .
and m
,
C omparison .
em li
p y f it at length : if so all we can s a
y with re
a
, y
1 04 T H E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAMMAR .
m
.
w as n o w i s e di s c o m
, .
fit ed ; w h er g o r e I advise thee
‘
,
, , ,
”
Of the pillory H o wb eit 81 0
.
, .
CHAPTER IX .
OF C O N J U N CT I ON S .
A C O M I C A L C O N J U N C TI O N '
ETY MO L O G Y . 1 07
”
J ack an d G ill went up the Hill I will sing
m
,
”
a s o ng
if G ubbins will A thirsty
, an is like
”
a C ity G i ant bec a u s e he is a G o g f o r drink
, .
Th o ug h L ord J o hn is as cunning as a F o x y et ,
”
Sir R o bert is as deep as a Pitt We pay less .
”
will d arken o u r r o o ms .
o r e S i r Isaac
Of many for the gain Of a few there f
N ewton was quite right i n supposing the diamond
”
to be combustible .
”
well as can be expected .
1 10 TH E C O M I C ENGL I S H GRAMMAR .
CHAPTER X .
W
I N T E R J E C T I ON S .
striking .
ETY M O L O G Y . I II
CHA PTER XI .
O F D E R I V ATI O N .
et a h o
p
112 TH E C O M I C ENG LI SH GRAMMAR .
to be r em
W
edi ed ; men hope as if indicted f o r an
,
, , ,
W W
I
W
O DS R PH R AS E S
AN D H AT D E R I V E D F R O M
. .
( N B A ll
. those
. are obliged to have r ecourse to
the do dg e w h o are in the habit Of o u tru n n i ng the
,
—
the goddess Of h is idolatry by the w ay how ,
”
than that I deeply and sincerely love you .
W
as t o lerably pathetic and for the kind Of thing n o t
,
”
tion for you .
’
cer s shops have been draw n upon for a clothing t o
’
the suitor s ideas ; and by an unhappy choice Of
words the most delightful and amiable feelings o f
,
guise .
”
u i n eas , a ll n ew an d w ell s eas o n ed.
f or t w en ty - s even g
A dvertisement in the Times .
pound .
”
the attribute Of swine mayors and oxen , , .
or c o mmanding .
J o hn s o n .
Inspecto r
SY N T AX . 119
H ow s your I n spe ct o
’
r ? ”
“ ”
tence : as, G o o d morning ! “
Your most Obe
dient
1 20 T H E C O M I C ENGL I S H GRAMMAR .
W
improperly put together : these are improper
”
phrases : as
, N O then Old stupid !
, S tand
o u t Of the sunshine
W h at a du k of a man 1
c
1 22 THE C O MI C ENG LI S H G R AMM AR .
en ts
, the attribute o r thing
a ffirmed ; an d h er lo ver the Object
, .
SY N TAX . 1 23
shall .
and G o ve rnmen t .
Wm
I ose J o n stubs t o o Poun for valley r es eved an
p romis to pay Him N ex S at taday
S igned i llu G ibs i s pd M ark
M arch 1 8 1 84 0 ,
.
1 24 TH E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAMMAR .
TO J Burton
. .
l .
R epari n g Of To w o Tables St M u ex
Stand
A u l t ern Of 2 E li nes 85 To u lr o ler
B o t al j ock br ak et 85 seter j obs
( et ceter a )
N ewpo t board B ar er s 85 s ci r t i n 8 m
.
stapel
L ocks to C u bard do w r s Sc E sing do
laying down flour cloth 85 fiti n g up
Top o f B utt
Fixing L eth er to Outing Of S het
B owrs in parlor ers in first flour
1 Bli n 2 par Of R oler E nd St R ack pu
leys fixing Of cer ti n L aths in L argin
Of Ol e Of washing stand 8: 2 h o l efas s
Fixing w ebbi n to S tand and fix g m
L egs to washing s tu le
F i t i n g u p front Of Dus tbin 8c C ubbar d
on L anding alte rn lock Of sele r dowr
1 11 4
1 26 TH E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAM MAR .
” ’
rule : as , I o wn I likes good beer You m a .
? ” ’
fine fellow aint yer , He ve been t o the
”
S uch modes Of speaking ar e adopted
’
Squire s .
” ”
becoming I were gone befo re you was come
, ,
c ei ve a peculiar elegance .
T0 be a connoisseur in boots ,
To lan g mh
simper sue an d sigh
s , , , ,
” ”
the river that is R ow thou o r do thou r o w
, , .
”
C o me where the aspens quiver come thou , ,
” ” “ fly
o r do th o u come F l y not yet ;
. not
”
th o u o r do not thou fly
, Pass the ruby ;
. pass
”
thou o r do th o u pass the ruby ( not the R ubi co n )
, .
”
“
Drink t o me o nly ; drink thou o r do thou ,
”
drink only . Wake dearest w ake ; , wake ,
”
thou o r do thou wake
, Tell her I love her ;
.
“
tell th o u o r do thou tell her I love her
,
, In .
”
on ! the well known mand ate Of p o licemen to
those who create Obstructi o ns is a very common
m
,
exe
p li fica t i o n Of it The nomin ative case is easily
.
his o w n pe r il .
1 28 THE C O M C ENGL
I ISH GRA MM AR .
W
.
’
Ven as the C aptain co rned for to hear o n t,
”
ery much applauded vo t s h e d done’
.
RU L E II .
”
vinegar ( take care how you pronounce these
”
words ) are very g o od victuals I vo w Burke .
” “
and Har e were nice men . A hat without a
THE C O M I C ENGLI SH G RA MM AR .
R U LE I II .
lover .
am
”
. I thou o r he i s 81 0 B u t as this way
, , , .
”
s i o n ed .The multitude have to pay many taxes .
W
“
W
The C ouncil ar e at a loss to know what to do .
”
“
audi alteram partem is a favourite o n e with all
rightly constituted minds o u r o wn inclusive we , ,
B y th e I n s . B y t h e Ou ts .
B y th e I n s . B y th e Ou t s .
An X cellen t pe o ple
-
, A n X ecr abl e people
-
.
RU LE V .
”
smile belied her feelings .
1 36 TH E C O M I C ENGL I S H GRAMMAR .
”
Thou w ho learn es t Syn tax I w h o en lig hten thy
.
”
mind .
W
c e t i o n able : as
“
The gentleman w o t k ee s the
p , p
wine vaults
-
N one but lovers can feel fo r them
w o t lo ves
. e mention this error once more in ,
m
, .
, ,
”
O h dear ru e Sac The second pers o n however
, . , ,
steer is no s teer s m
an The bear however is an ill
.
, ,
b what ,
RU LE V II .
W
may agr ee i n perso n with either according to the
'
R U L E V III .
m
E very adjective, and every adjective pronoun , re
” ”
ful eagle Of the s u n That i s This eag le
.
“
, ,
”
s cu ll other n u s cu lls , .
”
S o me people s ay Th o s e kind Of things or , ,
”
By this mean By that mean ; By these
means By those means others that w e should ,
s m
“ ”
sa
y, By t h i ean s and SO o n
, The practical .
W
is S ingul ar and when it relates to that which i s
,
RU LE X .
”
lowance . Virtue s r eward
’
.
SY NT AX . 1 43
R U L E XI .
”
wards h er f o llo w er s .
am
” ”
cr i ed a ood on e He c e th e o ld s o ldi er over me
g , ,
them .
R U L E XI I .
”
Begin to w ear c o llars I advise yo u to s h ave
. .
”
I recommend you to g o to church I resol ved .
“
A nd there I learned to w h eel about
A nd j ump Jim C row .
”
you that s all 7
,
’
Did I h ear you speak I 11 ’
m e di s co u r s e Yo u need n o t s i n g
.
”
.
”
thing ? “
D O you want me f o r t o punch your
head
A djectives substantives and participles Often
, , ,
” “
O h Sir it is imp o ssible to refuse you
, Have .
”
you an inclination t o waltz ? “
I shall be de
lighted i n endeavouring to do s o .
1 46 TH E C O M I C ENGLI SH GRA MMAR .
R U L E X I II .
”
to have made strong love to her we should s ay , ,
“
L ast night I intended to make stro n g love t o
her ; because although the intention Of m
”
, aking
s t r o ng l o ve may have been abandoned (on r eflec
tion ) this morning and is n o w therefore a thing
, , ,
R U L E XI V .
I ams o fo nd Of h ear i n g h i m
,
”
is L ook at that .
is only tak i ng s n ufi ”
See h o w that thi n g Oppo
f
site keeps m
.
,
ak i n e es Y es she is o li n L um
g y .
g g ,
”
ley I should s o like to pinch her ! H o w f ond
they all are Of w ear i n g m u s tach es Don t yo u ’
like it ? ” “
O h yes ! there is no r es i s t i n g them
,
”
.
ri m
,
”
a
f g ace s The c o bbler is like the parson ; he
lives by th e m
.
”
en di n
g f o soles The tailor
. reap s
”
a g o od harvest from the s ew i ng of cloth “
Did .
? ”
y o u ever s ee a s ho o ti n
g f o the moon
Is this wh at the witches mean when they sing ,
”
We f ly by night ?
”
If they “ shoot the moon , they are shooting
”
I w as a thinking about what Jem said Here .
”
you ar e a going Of it as usual !
, ,
”
He has r o s e t o ( be ) a common councilman -
I .
”
was ch os e L ord M ayor I ve eat ( or a cat ) lot s
’
o f veni so n in my t i m
.
”
e I should have spo k e if
.
Y o u were m
” ”
o u hadn t put in your o ar i s to o k
’
y . .
RU LE X V .
”
She i s con spi cu o u s ly u g ly .The eye Of jealousy
i s pr o ver bi ally s harp and yet it i s i n di spu tably
m
,
r e e n
”
Britons a
y of t en b e s o ld but they w i ll
g . ,
”
n ever be slaves The Fr ench M arquis w as a
m
.
h r m i n
g man ; he da n c ed e x
q u i s i te
ly and n i b ly
m
v ye r c a ,
”
and was g r eat ly ad i r ed by all the ladies .
1 50 TH E C O M I C ENGL I SH G R AM M AR .
”
This ter is no other than “
chewed modifi ed ,
fit u r e and
defe at when a man is as much crushed mashed
, , ,
”
mastication C atawampously is a concentrati o n
.
”
of “ ” ”
hopelessly “
tremendously
,
“ thoroughly , ,
“
and irrevocably ; s o that catawampously chaw
”
ed u p means brought as nearly to a state Of
, ,
R U L E XV I .
”
important o n e . His L ordship w as free to con
fess that he did n o t unde rtake to s ay that he would
n ot o n some future occasi o n give a satisfactor y
”
answer to the right honourable gentleman .
R U L E X V II .
”
C ome Ou t of th ey tater s !
’
all o n e to w e He
F r o mh e to th ey
.
W
went to the Parson s w i th I ’
”
an t more n o r dree mile
’
.
W
,
R U L E X V II I .
,
’
”
w hen it comes in his w ay D O yo u think there .
W
each other through a hole in the wall which sepa
rated them N O we have always been puzzled t o
.
”
C anning facetiously translated C o cti li bu s m uris ,
W
t ect ed such a gap and c o mmon prudence would
,
, ,
o f conj unctions .
R U L E XI X .
W
is implied : as , If I w er e to s ay that the moon
” ”
is made o f gr een cheese .
“
If I w er e a wiseacre .
If I w er e a iltshire man -
A lady u n les s
.
,
”
s h e be t o as t ed is never drunk
, .
Th e L adies
1 58 THE C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAMMAR .
, e . Hit
R U L E XXI .
”
turnips is n o t good language : those who would
deserve what they are talking about o ught to s ay ,
”
A beautiful leg Of mutt o n and fine tu rnips .
”
sure Of — hum ? ha ? may c o nstitute an invita
ti o n to take wine I shall be quite — a a
m
.
”
Well o f all the , I never ! is Often tanta
mount to three times as many words expressive
Of surprise approbation o r disapprobation ac
, , ,
C amb erw el l ,
A p i l 1 1 84 0
r , .
M YD E A R E ST F AN N Y ,
”
Burke but not so much lamented
, .
any , ,
”
o bstin ate as th at y o ungster .
”
O h M atilda !
,
”
O h, C rikey !
”
M iss Tims, do yo u admire L ord Byron ?
”
O h yes I
,
? ”
What do yo u th ink Of R u bi n i s singing ’
Oh
S O then yo u s ee, we popped round the corner
, ,
Oh !
Sir y o ur beh aviour has done you great credit
, .
”
Oh !
O ats are looking up .
Oh
1 66 T H E C O M I C ENGL I S H GRAMMAR .
PA R T ’
IV
P R OS OD Y .
C H A PT E R I .
OF P R O N U N C I AT I O N .
S EC T I O N 1 .
OF A CC E N T .
co n t r a r
-
,y
-
t
M ary M ary , ,
— ” ”
c O c é rn
n
p
, O lice and S O o n : nay they go s o
-
, ,
”
by them as k é v eer -
The word a m
.
no scholars .
,
;
as ,
P R OSODY . 1 71
m
,
'
”
O ur c On t r act ne er be broken ’
.
”
as G r anny no odle 86 0
, , , .
Yo u your flame t o av ;
E n dOw yourself first with the rhino
M y hand to bes t Ow
On a fello w bel Ow
Me — I d rather be A never mind
’
- -
”
I know .
times pronounced II S i c
’
-
, .
”
fiance Of Pro sody B ut ch ér ba k er ; the latter
“
,
-
,
-
”
thong i n the last syllable as “
Believe “
de , , ,
” ”
ceive o r ending in two consonants as Intend
, , ,
gery kn avery as s fir an ce
,
”
, .
”
in the words s erious c apital 81 0 , , .
”
H as committed a c apital crime .
”
A coach should n ominate a drag ,
”
A nd sp ecify as moke a n ag ,
”
F o r excellent u s e,
prime o r h an g up ,
” ”
two cons o nants : as D o m estic
, end eavour ,
.
”
shall h ave gone up to the ladies ) to pour water
into the tea pot from the kettle A legal or me
-
.
, ,
”
U n qu é s t i o n abl e .
newspapers .
”
I love a good at o r .
, , , , ,
i
tra bil y t en —cy cl O ae di a by a dO ci O a
’
p
- - -
g g a -
n - - - - - - -
m
, , ,
”
ti o n é r ch i cal all o f which words we have di
- - - -
,
W
many exceptions to almost all Of them that per ,
W
clubs ; an d g O to church F o r f arther satisfaction .
C T ION II SE .
OF Q U A N T I TY .
n u n c i at i O
n to the next letter : as F lé a, sm all , ,
”
cr é ature .
, ,
dé vil .
” ”
slowly again as Pat and Kn o ck
, .
”
he ad Of l o ng o r short
“ “
Their predilectio n
.
should . W
submitted to them but that is n o reason wh y we
,
to say ,
“
DO you though really like pine apple
, ,
-
”
rum ?
“
like pine apple rum ? is tantamount
D O you -
”
like you can like pine apple rum ?
,
-
”
“
D O yo u li k e pin e apple rum ? means, “
Is it
-
”
pine apple rum ?
-
ine apple r u m ”
.
A nd lastly D O yo u like p
, ? is -
alcohol
A well kno w n i n s t an ce o f an emphasis i m
.
p ro
-
W
, .
s w eetl pretty
y ell
hat a little dear
! I never d
.
id I W
Oh ! h o w
declare
n ice and s o innocent and s o good t empered and s o
, ,
S o
-
,
t zi g , t zig 86 0 . 8rc .
P R OSODY .
1 83
i
lo g s t s A dhesiveness and Phil o pr o genitiveness .
m
The re aind er Of th Is letter being Of a nature
'
.
m
,
any more Of it , .
C T ION I V SE .
OF P A U S E S .
Of time .
Un »
m
.
”
accustomed as I a t o pu bli c speaking is usually
m
,
,
”
illustration Of the Pause C omic G entlemen .
,
”
I s ay, G entlemen , the An cient R omans,
( Hear The A ncient R omans , G entlemen ,
, ,
, ,
m
country ? If any speak for h i have I o ff ended.
”
I pause fo r a reply.
1 88 T H E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAMMAR .
ces s ar
y to have something Of real consequence to
bring out The fo ll o wing extract from a p o litical
.
A nd , G entlemen ,
when I conside r I s ay , ,
a sa
y y Of the
, ,
”
says
‘
”
A s to the word Sir the number Of construe
“
,
N O Sir ,
Waiter ! yo u Sir , .
”
Yes Sir ! yes Sir !
, ,
”
Sir you are quite welcome
, .
a ch allenge ) .
’
Servant Sir (by a tailor bowing yo u to t h e
,
d o or ).
Sir yo u ar e a gentleman
,
“
S i r yo u are a scoundrel
We need n o t go o n with examples ad i n fin i t u m
,
h im i s th at he 15 a To n y L umpkin
, .
192 TH E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAM M AR .
C HA P T E R I I
OF VE R S I F I CAT I O N .
H U R RA H !
I t is w ith peculiar pleasure that we approach
this part o f Prosody ; and we have therefo re pre
faced it with an exclamation in dicative Of delight .
“
we sometimes versify a little that i s t o s ay, we
d i versify o u r literary occupations by an occasional
flirtation with the muses N o w it gives u s great
.
W
though we have n o t quite time enough j ust at
—
present to show how, from the same cause ;
namely bad tas te
,
. e mention Boxing along with
”
thee a poet my boy he used to s ay o r the rod
, , ,
”
shall.
to certain laws .
O F P O E TI C A L FE E T .
and ligame n ts .
W
We have heard o n e bo y as k another wh o was ,
”
singing ,HO much is that a yard ? still the
yard i s n o t a poetical measure .
”
dOOdlé .
, ,
”
h ers elf wi th ro fig e al as b ed aubs
' '
, .
syllables accented : as
m
, , ,
”
T h fi b 511 hai l ! ,
”
t h ii n J é ff é rs On
'
n a , .
iddle o n e accented : as
Oé r wh elm
,
, , , ,
”
accé pt é d, addr é s s é s .
M at ri m
.
A nd sho o t snipes
ou r
Ou r bread an d cheese !
T O r o use the hare
From gl o omy lair ;
T O scale the mo u ntain
A n d f ord the fo untain ,
Of course .
-
, y
A shepherdess ad o red,
Who loved fat H o dge the cow boy ,
-
,
”
S O t other chap was floored
’
.
P R OSO D Y . 1 99
, ,
CO m Tr agi c M fi
e, t att er d vé s t arr ay d
s e, in
’
,
I wade ,
A nap aests ,
s i x Iambuses : as ,
Hi s w Ors hi p g ave t h e w Or d, an d S n Oo k s w as
”
bOr n e aw ay .
”
deration occasions an agreeable variety Thus
, .
,
W
But he w as bent at least o n felony ;
, ,
B i lly Blii ck
G ot the sack .
Dreadful screams ,
Dismal gleams .
P atter crack
C l atter wh ack
2 The sec o nd E nglish
. fo rm Of the Trochaic
consists Of two feet : as
mi é lli
,
V ér c ,
”
C fir ran t j é lly .
an additional l o ng syllable as ,
a s o fig Of si xp ence
’’
S i ng .
lable : as ,
Then farewell
,
Wh at ! M oses h O
C l O Sir ? cl O Sir ? cl O Sir ?
’ ’ ’
, , ,
,
.
2 06 T H E C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAMMAR .
H é r e l i es M ary, wi fe (i f T h O as C a
i r t é r, m
' '
”
Who to typhus fever proved a m artyr .
S O touchingly alluded t o by G r ay .
line Of s i x trochees : as ,
M Os t m
b ewi tchi ng da s él Charmi ng Ar fibé lla , ,
The following m a
y be considered an example Of
o n e species o f it :
"
C eli a the cr ii é l, r é s Olv d Ot t O m arry sO
' ’ ’
n on ,
a s t : as
p e ,
In th e gl ass
There s an ass ’
.
S é t a s ch OOl bOy at w Or k
”
With a knif e and a fo rk .
syllable : as ,
A nd h Ow s Oo n th é yo ung g l irt t On
'
pae s t s : as ,
A m arylli s w as s lé n dé r an d t all ,
y s éc
P irir
It consists as will have been Observed Of four
, ,
In t h e dé ad Of t h e
: n i ght wh en wi th di re cfit rSr
'
‘
i u li n g
'
wz
m
.
m
The v arious speci ens o f vers i ficat io n o f which
ex amples have been given may be i proved an d
,
”
A pproach , disdain , involuntary tell , .
t hetic .
E XA M PLE .
TH E O CE A N WN D R R
A E E .
save ,
’
Sinks in the sunshine ; dazzles o er the tomb
.
,
W
, ,
’
Hark tis the gore o f infant melody
N O m o re sh all verdant Innocence amuse
The lips that de ath fraught I n dignation glues
-
That u n di s t in g u i s h d senselessness is n o ug ht :
’
”
The Poet s heart shall quiver in the brine
’
.
W
F
‘
, ,
”
O ut o f a R oman candle .
t o be consid ered .
i n spi r ed b ards:
O riginal composers in this descripti o n Of v erse
are Often n o t much m o re particul ar about Syntax ,
D o ggrel
W
A gentlem an , passing by w h o w as
t o try ,
,
? ”
T O send forth s o unds Of mirthfulness
m
stance which he has been accustomed to regard as
,
soliloquy th u s
,
”
T0 be ; o r n o t to be that i s The question 81 0
.
, .
m
”
This castle hath a pleasant seat the air
, .
lo o n
”
Where g o t s t th o u that goose ? L o o k
’
l
2 20 THE C O M I C ENGL I SH GRAMMAR .
C ryi n g, as R o meo,
It is my lady O It is my love
O r i n the character Of N orval in the tragedy Of ,
origin
M y name i s N or val O n the Gr ampian hill s
.
”
M y father feeds .
as Punctuality is th at Of b u siness
Perhaps s o mebody o r other m
.
ay take advantage
tender age .
222 A DD RE SS TO
”
n ame t o reply Here I am an d n o t Here yo u
, ,
”
ar e , an err o r into which you are very likely to be
led by the perus al o f existing auth o rs .
m
water o r any other liquid D O n o t wink y o ur eye
, . ,
”
tute fo r D O it quietly
, . B e gentle and t h e ,
l ike.
” ”
to “
fake aw ay o r t o flare up fo r they being
,
“
, ,
ém
m "
R e b er , , ,
ear .
di at ely .
n o t cut capers .
” ”
N eve r s ay M a am o r M iss in addressing ’
W
an elde rly gentleman do not s ay O ld S O and S o , ,
- -
,
W
jacket exclaim turning round to his companion
, , ,
WW
mit suicide .
” ? ”
you have ? o r What 11 you do i t i n ,
’
good ar t i c le .
,
.
pr ay how is M r H
,
. .
YO U N G ST U D ENTS . 227
, en t s ; th at you
V IV A T R EG I N A '
TH E E N D .
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