It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come
along.

Rock music approaches at high velocity.

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there's a long way to fall.

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.

He told us a very exciting adventure story.

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.

The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog.

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to
what my nickname was.

I'll have you know I've written over fifty novels

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny's head by mere millimeters.

He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones.

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.

The tree fell unexpectedly short.

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.

The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.

Instead of a bachelorette party

She couldn't understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy.

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.

Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.

This is a Japanese doll.

I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley.

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.

Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican.

Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were
psychological.

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.

The llama couldn't resist trying the lemonade.

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso.

He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.

They got there early, and they got really good seats.

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.

The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb.

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed.

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