8/29/2021 Top 1265 Best Kadi Jokes Tamil 2021

KADI JOKES
1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam…. Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum
4. “Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?”
5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?
6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.
7. Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?
8. School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam… Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?
9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!
11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.
12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum
13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu
14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.
15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae
suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.
16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku
SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?
16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot
MOSQUITO!!
19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a
MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
20. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)
21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum
22. what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia
23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum. Dheepaavaliyai
saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida mudiyathu
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin
kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku paithyamnu poNNu
kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? ‘Naan konjam thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu
sonnaan.
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role
28. Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ‘ThaNNi’ ‘kudi’ththanam nadaththum.
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku

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