A friend will give you a cookie, but a best friend will share the whole

damn box.
- Unknown Wise Person
A friend is someone you tell your stories to, a best friend was in all t
hose stories.
- Author Unknown
When somebody hurts your feelings, ordinary friends say, "Are you Ok?" B
est friends say, "I'll kill the bastard!"
- Unknown Wise Person
Ordinary friends will leave you behind to do what the crowd is doing; be
st friends will always go with you.
- Unknown Wise Person
There are plenty of acquaintances in the world, but very few real friend
s.
Friendship Proverb (Chinese)
A friend is someone who you will help you move, a best friend will help
you move a dead body.
- Unknown Wise Person
Friends try to keep you from being a psychopath; best friends share the
same retardation.
- Unknown Wise Person
Best Friends Sayings about Loyalty in Friendship
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're good, and sympathizes w
ith your problems when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasow
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of frie
nds.
- Alexander Pope
Nobody's conscience ever kept him awake at night from having exaggerated
the good qualities of his friends.
- Author Unknown
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
- Thucydides
A loyal best friend is someone who sticks up for you even when you're no
t there.
- Unknown Wise Person
I don't care a damn for your loyal service when you think I am right; wh
en I really want it most is when you think I am wrong.
- General Sir John Monash

Friendship Lessons for Maintaining Best Friends

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Don't start your own story until you have heard your friend's story.
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Be impeccable with your word. Think of the consequences of the committment
s you make before you make them and not afterward. A lasting friendship is built
on trust, not on creative excuses used to break agreements.
*
People love chopping wood because in this activity they see immediate resu
lts. Friendship takes a little longer.
*
When a friend offers to help, let him, even if you don't particularly need
the help. Accept even if he slows you down. This will kill two birds with one s
tone. You will make your friend feel good and spend quality time with your frien
d.
*
If you promise big to a friend, deliver big. Better still, deliver even bi
gger than you promised.
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Let your adventurous spirit triumph over your rational mind.

General Best Friends Sayings

A friend drops their plans when you're in trouble, shares joy in your ac
complishments, feels sad when you're in pain. A friend encourages your dreams an
d offers advice - but when you don't follow it, they still respect and love you.
- Doris Wild Helmering
Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to
our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, t
he laughter ring louder because they are there.
- Judith Viorst
Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to
learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell
them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Friends are the sunshine of life.
- John Hay
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friend
s listen to what you don't say.
- Author Unknown
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friend
s listen to what you don't say.
- Author Unknown
A [best] friend drops their plans when you're in trouble, shares joy in
your accomplishments, feels sad when you're in pain. A friend encourages your dr
eams and offers advice - but when you don't follow it, they still respect and lo
ve you.
- Doris Wild Helmering
Best friends are the siblings God chose not to give us.
- Author Unknown
A best friend in kindergarten is the one who sat next to you and let you
have the pretty red crayon, when only the ugly black one was left.
 - Author Unknown
Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have troub
le remembering how to fly.
- Author Unknown
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
- Aristotle
All my best friends are so small town.
- Author Unknown
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend
.
- Plautus
A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.
- Frances Ward Weller
It is perhaps one of the best achievements to become friends with your w
orst enemies and one of the worst disasters to become enemies with your best fri
ends.
- Philippos
Friends are the ones who will consider leaving you when your world is fa
lling apart, but best friends are the ones who will stay with you when your worl
d is falling apart, even if their world might fall apart too.
- Talia Cobb
Best friends are those who treat you kindly behind your back.
- Author Unknown
My friend is one . . . who takes me for what I am.
- Henry David Thoreau
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wr
ong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain
A best friend is one who can tell you all his problems - but doesn't!
- Author Unknown
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard
Great friends don't let their best friends drink Starbucks.
- Unknown Wise Person
Friends are like windows through which you see out into the world and ba
ck into yourself... If you don't have friends you see much less than you otherwi
se might.
- Merle Shain
Best friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
- Author Unknown
A friend is one who knows all about you and likes you anyway.
- Christi Mary Warner
Friends are a second existence.
 - Baltasar Gracian
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
- Author Unknown

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes o
ur faith in a new comrade.
Gelett Burgess
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never real
ly meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
Mary Catherwoods
There is only one thing better than making a new friend, and that is kee
ping an old one.
Elmer G. Letereman
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about
my old ones.
Oscar Wilde
Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's
fit to make an old one out of.
Sarah Orne Jewett

Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him: a new f
riend is as new wine; when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.
Apocrypha. Ecclesiastics 9:10.
It's funny how in the end, you always go back, to the old friends that h
ave been there from the very beginning
Unknown Wise Person
Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless,
and distasteful. The stomach turns against them.
William Hazlitt
The best mirror is an old friend.
George Herbert
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. N
ever mind the uglier we get in the eyes of others, the lovelier we shall be to e
ach other; that has always been my firm faith about friendship.
George Eliot
Until he becomes prosperous, a man doesn't realize how many old friends
he has.
 Unknown Wise Person
Old friends are the great blessing of one's later years . . . They have
a memory of the same events and have the same mode of thinking.
Horace Walpole
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should
hold on. The older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you w
ere young.
Mary Schmich
Old books that have ceased to be of service should no more be abandoned
than should old friends who have ceased to give pleasure.
Peregrine, Sir Worsthorne
As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ou
ght to be the most delightful.
Cicero
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stup
id with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends and wine should be old.
Spanish Proverb
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
But just as delicate fare does not stop you from craving for saveloys, s
o tried and exquisite friendship does not take away your taste for something new
and dubious.
Colette
With clothes the new are best; with friends the old are best.
Chinese Proverb
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Years and years of happiness only make us realize how lucky we are to ha
ve friends that have shared and made happiness a reality.
Robert E. Frederick
An old friend never can be found, and nature has provided that he cannot
easily be lost.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a

friend.
Plautus
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be
stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
On the road between homes of friends, grass does not grow.
Norwegian proverb
If I don't have friends, then I ain't nothing.
Billie Holiday
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
To be rich in friends is to be poor in nothing.
Anon
A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
Russian Proverb
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A loyal best friend is someone who sticks up for you even when you're not there.
Anon

don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have
friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is
the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no a
ttention to me, and those who detest me.
- Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing a
bout my old ones.
- Oscar Wilde
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley
Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a de
ad body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.
- Author Unknown
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with
the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe tha
t they thought of it themselves.
- Unknown wise person
 The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
- Arabian Friendship Proverb
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing
acts of theirs at all amusing.
- Logan Pearsall Smith
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with
the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Unknown Wise Person
When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. The
y never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
- H. L. Mencken
Also see Sensational Quotes for Smart People
More Funny Friendship Quotes
and Silly Friendship Sayings
From wine what sudden friendship springs!
- John Gay
It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know t
hey won't save us any more than love did.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutu
al dislike of a third person.
- Unknown Wise Person
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
- George Herbert
If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something
cheap.
- Unknown Wise Person
Count your age with friends but not with years.
- Unknown Wise Person
Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caus
ed.
- Mason Cooley
True friends stab you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde
If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thought
s, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.
- Unknown Wise Person
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, un
less the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
 - Charles Caleb Colton
I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like be
st, they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov
Cute Friendship Quotes
Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one t
o talk about.
- Unknown Wise Person
Some people make enemies instead of friends because it's less troubl
e.
- Unknown Wise Person
Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentf
ul.
- Mason Cooley
Friendship and money: oil and water.
- Mario Puzo
I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to
do up a parcel.
- Logan Pearsall Smith
A fool and his money are my best friends.
- Unknown Wise Person

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If I didn't like you
I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you
I wouldn't miss you,
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