Shaggy dog story

In its original sense, a shaggy dog story or yarn is an extremely Shaggy dog story
long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of
typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax.

Shaggy dog stories play upon the audience's preconceptions of joke-

telling. The audience listens to the story with certain expectations,
which are either simply not met or met in some entirely unexpected
manner.[1] A lengthy shaggy dog story derives its humour from the
fact that the joke-teller held the attention of the listeners for a long
time (such jokes can take five minutes or more to tell) for no reason at
all, as the end resolution is essentially meaningless.[2] The nature of
their delivery is reflected in the English idiom spin a yarn, by way of
analogy with the production of yarn.

Contents
Captain Kopeikin, illustration by
Archetypal story
Pyotr Boklevsky
Examples in literature
Mark Twain and the story of grandfather's old ram
Nikolai Gogol and the story of Captain Kopeikin
Isaac Asimov and the story of the Shah Guido G.
Examples in music
Other examples
See also
References
Further reading

Archetypal story
The eponymous shaggy dog story serves as the archetype of the genre. The story builds up a repeated
emphasizing of the dog's exceptional shagginess. The climax of the story culminates in a character reacting to
the animal, stating "That dog's not so shaggy." The expectations of the audience that have been built up by the
presentation of the story, both in the details (that the dog is shaggy) and in the delivery of a punchline, are thus
subverted. Ted Cohen gives the following example of this story:

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable
shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The
dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy
 entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for
shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the
boy's dog: "He's not that shaggy."[1]

However, authorities disagree as to whether this particular story is the archetype after which the category is
named. Eric Partridge, for example, provides a very different story, as do William and Mary Morris in The
Morris Dictionary of Word and Phrase Origins.

According to Partridge and the Morrises, the archetypical shaggy dog story involves an advertisement placed
in the Times announcing a search for a shaggy dog. In the Partridge story, an aristocratic family living in Park
Lane is searching for a lost dog, and an American answers the advertisement with a shaggy dog that he has
found and personally brought across the Atlantic, only to be received by the butler at the end of the story who
takes one look at the dog and shuts the door in his face, saying, "But not so shaggy as that, sir!" In the Morris
story, the advertiser is organizing a competition to find the shaggiest dog in the world, and after a lengthy
exposition of the search for such a dog, a winner is presented to the aristocratic instigator of the competition,
who says, "I don't think he's so shaggy."[3][4]

Examples in literature

Mark Twain and the story of grandfather's old ram

A typical shaggy dog story occurs in Mark Twain's book about his travels west, Roughing It. Twain's friends
encourage him to go find a man called Jim Blaine when he is properly drunk, and ask him to tell "the stirring
story about his grandfather's old ram."[5] Twain, encouraged by his friends who have already heard the story,
finally finds Blaine, an old silver miner, who sets out to tell Twain and his friends the tale. Blaine starts out
with the ram ("There never was a bullier old ram than what he was"), and goes on for four more
unparagraphed pages.

Along the way, Blaine tells many stories, each of which connects back to the one before by some tenuous
thread, and none of which has to do with the old ram. Among these stories are: a tale of boiled missionaries; of
a lady who borrows a false eye, a peg leg, and the wig of a coffin-salesman's wife; and a final tale of a man
who gets caught in machinery at a carpet factory and whose "widder bought the piece of carpet that had his
remains wove in ..." As Blaine tells the story of the carpet man's funeral, he begins to fall asleep, and Twain,
looking around, sees his friends "suffocating with suppressed laughter." They now inform him that "at a
certain stage of intoxication, no human power could keep [Blaine] from setting out, with impressive unction, to
tell about a wonderful adventure which he had once had with his grandfather's old ram — and the mention of
the ram in the first sentence was as far as any man had heard him get, concerning it."

Nikolai Gogol and the story of Captain Kopeikin

A lengthy shaggy dog story (roughly 2,500 words in English translation) takes place in chapter 10 of Nikolai
Gogol's novel Dead Souls, first published in 1842.[6] The novel's central character, Chichikov, arrives in a
Russian town and begins purchasing deceased serfs ("souls") from the local landowners, thus relieving the
landowners of a tax burden based on an infrequent census. As confusion and suspicion about Chichikov's
motives spreads, local officials meet to try to discern Chichikov's motives and background. At one point, the
local postmaster interrupts: "He, gentlemen, my dear sir, is none other than Captain Kopeikin!" None of the
others in the room are familiar with a Captain Kopeikin, and the postmaster begins to tell his story.
Captain Kopeikin was seriously wounded in battle abroad during military conflict with Napoleonic France in
1812. He was sent back to St. Petersburg due to the severity of his injuries, which include the loss of an arm
and a leg. At the time, financial or other support was not readily provided to soldiers in such condition as a
result of combat wounds, and Captain Kopeikin struggles to pay for room and board with his quickly-depleted
funds. As his situation becomes more and more dire, Kopeikin takes it upon himself to confront the leader of
"a kind of high commission, a board or whatever, you understand, and the head of it is general-in-chief so-and-
so." It is understood that this senior military figure might have the means to assist Kopeikin or put in a word
for a pension of some kind. This is followed by a lengthy summary of Kopeikin's meetings and repeated
attempts to solicit help from this leader over a period of time. Eventually the postmaster states, "But forgive
me, gentlemen, here begins the thread, one might say, the intrigue of the novel" and begins to introduce a band
of robbers into the story.

At this point, a listener interrupts apologetically, "You yourself said that Captain Kopeikin was missing an arm
and a leg, while Chichikov...." The postmaster suddenly slaps himself on the head and admits this
inconsistency had not occurred to him at the start and "admitted that the saying 'Hindsight is the Russian man's
forte,' was perfectly correct."

Isaac Asimov and the story of the Shah Guido G.

In the collection of stories by Isaac Asimov titled Buy Jupiter and Other Stories, is a story titled "Shah Guido
G."[7] In his background notes, Asimov identifies the tale as a shaggy dog story, and explains that the title is a
play on "shaggy dog".

Examples in music
Arlo Guthrie's classic antiwar story-song "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" is a shaggy dog story
about the military draft, hippies, and improper disposal of garbage.[8]
David Bromberg's version of "Bullfrog Blues" (on How Late'll Ya Play 'Til?) is a rambling
shaggy dog story performed as a talking blues song.[9][10]
"Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque", the final track on his 1999 album Running with Scissors,
is an over-eleven-minute digression from one of the first topics mentioned in the song, the
narrator-protagonist's longstanding dislike of sauerkraut.
The J. Geils Band's "No Anchovies, Please", the final song on side one of their 1980 album
Love Stinks, is a shaggy dog story that tells the tale of an American housewife who meets an
unfortunate fate after opening a can of anchovies.

Other examples
In the film Six of a Kind, Sheriff John Hoxley (played by W.C. Fields) explains how he came to
be known as Honest John. The story itself is short for a shaggy dog story, but it is padded by
Fields's drunken and unsuccessful attempts to make a simple shot at pool. In the end, it turns
out that the reason for the nickname is that he once returned a glass eye to its owner, who had
left it behind.
Comedians Buddy Hackett and Norm Macdonald are famous for telling shaggy dog stories.[11]
In The Simpsons, the character Grampa Simpson frequently tells nonsensical shaggy dog
stories, often to the annoyance of other characters. In the season 4 episode "Last Exit to
Springfield", Grampa even tells Mr. Burns that he uses "stories that don't go anywhere" as a
strike-breaking technique before launching into a rambling tale.[12]
In the A Song of Ice and Fire series, each member of the Stark children are given a direwolf
pup. Rickon Stark names his direwolf Shaggydog, hinting at the pup's (as well as Rickon's)
 literary significance.
In the book A Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss, the main character Kvothe tells a shaggy
dog story about a boy who is born with a golden screw in his belly button thats only purpose
turns out to be to hold the boys bottom in place.
Rolling Stone called The Illuminatus! Trilogy "The longest shaggy dog joke in literary history..."

See also
Anti-humor
The Aristocrats
Chekhov's gun
Feghoot
Information overload
No soap radio
Rakugo
Red herring
Shaggy dog (disambiguation)
Shaggy God story

References
1. Cohen, Ted (1999). Jokes. University of Chicago Press. p. 8. ISBN 0-226-11230-6.
2. Jovial Bob Stine (1978). How to be funny : an extremely silly guidebook. Dutton. ISBN 0-525-
32410-0.
3. Feinberg, Leonard (1978). Secret of Humor. Rodopi. pp. 181–182. ISBN 90-6203-370-9.
4. Quinion, Michael (19 June 1999). "Shaggy Dog Story" (http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-s
ha1.htm). World Wide Words.
5. Twain, Mark. "The Story of Grandfather's Old Ram" (https://www.pbs.org/kenburns/mark-twain/g
randfathers-old-ram). pbs.org. Retrieved 29 April 2019.
6. Gogol, Nikolai (1842). Dead Souls (https://robobees.seas.harvard.edu/files/gov2126/files/gogol
_dead_souls_1996.pdf) (PDF). pp. 133–137. Retrieved 6 June 2019.
7. Asimov, Isaac (1975). Buy Jupiter and other stories,. New York, NY: Fawcett Crest. pp. 33–44.
8. Berman, Eric. "Song Of The Day – "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" by Arlo Guthrie | Booth
Reviews" (http://www.chicagonow.com/booth-reviews/2010/11/song-of-the-day-alices-restaura
nt-massacree-by-arlo-guthrie/). Chicagonow.com. Retrieved 2 June 2014.
9. Foss, Richard. "How Late'll Ya Play 'Til?, Vol. 1: Live - David Bromberg | Songs, Reviews,
Credits, Awards" (http://www.allmusic.com/album/how-latell-ya-play-til-vol-1-live-mw00002000
90). AllMusic. Retrieved 2 June 2014.
10. stevenhartwriter (25 February 2008). "Blue Monday | STEVENHARTSITE" (https://stevenhartsit
e.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/blue-monday-26/). Stevenhartsite.wordpress.com. Retrieved
2 June 2014.
11. https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/books/for-norm-macdonald-facts-are-just-
starting-points-for-comedy/2016/09/20/ad39cfd6-7f42-11e6-8d13-d7c704ef9fd9_story.html
12. http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/lists/grampa-stories

Further reading
 Jan Harold Brunvand (January–March 1963). "A Classification for Shaggy Dog Stories". The
Journal of American Folklore. American Folklore Society. 76 (299): 42–68. doi:10.2307/538078
(https://doi.org/10.2307%2F538078). JSTOR 538078 (https://www.jstor.org/stable/538078).
Asimov, Isaac (1991). "Shaggy Dog". Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor: A Lifetime Collection
of Favorite Jokes, Anecdotes, and... (https://archive.org/details/isaacasimovstrea00asim/page/4
9). Houghton Mifflin Books. pp. 49–67 (https://archive.org/details/isaacasimovstrea00asim/pag
e/49). ISBN 0-395-57226-6.
Partridge, Eric (1931). "The Shaggy Dog Story". New Statesman. Statesman Pub. Co. p. 534.
Partridge, Eric (1953). The ‘Shaggy Dog’ Story: Its Origin, Development and Nature (with a few
seemly examples). C.H. Drummond (illustrator). London: Faber & Faber.
Francis Lee Utley and Dudley Flamm (1969). "The Urban and the Rural Jest (With an Excursus
on the Shaggy Dog)". Journal of Popular Culture. 2 (4): 563–577. doi:10.1111/j.0022-
3840.1969.0204_563.x (https://doi.org/10.1111%2Fj.0022-3840.1969.0204_563.x).

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