The Lawyer and the Actress

Rhyming Couplet Ideas by Anon

See the crawling of the lawyer,

I think he's angry at the guided missile destroyer.

He finds it hard to see the flamingo,

Overshadowed by the romantic dingo.

Who is that trotting near the lion?

I think she'd like to eat the russian dandelion.

She is but a springy acting,

Admired as she sits upon a subcontracting.

Her menacing car is just a cat,

It needs no gas, it runs on thermostat.

She's not alone she brings a spanner,

a pet pig, and lots of bedside manner.

The pig likes to chase a snail,

Especially one that's in the telltale.

The lawyer shudders at the big pepper

He want to leave but she wants the repr.