OCTOPUSES THREE

A DOG’S 1,000 MORE

THAN HUMANS

Ancient Egypt,
servants honey flies
pharaoh

Caligula, horse
senator
Heroin acceptable
doctors coughs
headaches

Hitler, Mussolini,
Stalin Nobel

Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin look-
a-like competition
20 place
th
middle ages, sperm
left testicle girls.
ensure son, removed

Romans urine
mouthwash.
ammonia, cleaning
agents planet

U.S. flag 17-year-old

Robert Heft school.
B-
LIVING ORGANISMS
SKIN HUMAN
HUMANS EARTH

AVERAGE PERSON
WALKS THREE
WORLD LIFETIME
SUN BEACH,
JUPITER GOLF,
EARTH PEA.

TUNNEL EARTH
JUMPED 42
MINUTES AND 12
SECONDS

DOG SAME TWO TOYOTA

LANDCRUISERS; CAT SAME
VOLKSWAGEN GOLF; TWO
HAMSTERS SAME PLASMA TV.
COLLECTIVELY
HUMANS WORLD OF
WARCRAFT (6
MILLION) THAN
SPECIES SEPARATE
FROM
CHIMPANZEES.
Octopuses have three hearts.
A dog’s sense of smell is
1,000 times more sensitive
than a humans

There are more living

organisms on the skin of
each human than there are
humans on the surface of the
earth.

The average person walks

the equivalent of three times
around the world in a
lifetime.
If the Sun were the size of a
beach ball then Jupiter would
be the size of a golf ball and
the Earth would be as small
as a pea.

If you drilled a tunnel

straight through the Earth
and jumped in, it would take
you exactly 42 minutes and
12 seconds to get to the other
side.

A dog has the same

ecological footprint as two
Toyota Landcruisers; a cat
has the same environmental
effect as a Volkswagen Golf;
two hamsters the same as a
plasma TV.

Collectively speaking,
humans have spent longer
playing World of Warcraft
(over 6 million years) than
we have existed as a species
separate from chimpanzees.
TO STRUGGLE

ILLUSTRATION

TURBULENT

REGARDLESS

A DROP IN THE OCEAN

TO HIT THE BOOKS

WORKSHOP

BUSH

ANXIETY

OUTRAGEOUS

GRAPHIC
TO BE UNDER THE WEATHER

COUCH POTATO

APPARENTLY

SELF RESPECT

TENDENCY

ASSHOLE

INSECURITY

CONVINCING

GENUINE

CAMEO

STUNNING

TO PUT UP

REPLACEMENT

CHAIRMAN

SHAREHOLDER

LYRICIST

ENIGMATIC
EXISTENTIAL

YOUTHFUL

HANDSHAKE

TO WITHDRAW

GUILTY PLEASURE

INVERSE

INSANITY
DANIEL RADCLIFFE

Book that shaped him

Autobiography title

Best musical he’s seen ever

Favourite movie

Movie made him cry

Last song he’s listened to

Major turn on

Favourite Website

How does he feel about horses

Most American thing

Favourite food

Least favourite food

DIET COKE

Person he would like to have dinner with

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF WWDRD?

What...?
POETRY

THE ONLY ONE

Can't _____________
Nor can I contain
Control
You have on my ______________

It's all I do is
Baby dream of you
I'm _____________ down
When you're _____________

You're the only one

You're the only one
I'm so wrapped up in a daze
Hoping this is just a _____________
But when all is ___________ and done
I know you are still the one
You're the only one
You're the only one
Cupid's __________ it stung
Now you're the only one

_______________
Is what this is to me
I'm ____________ up
I'm having no luck
Like a ____________
The one that I love most
She disappears
When I get _____________

Book that shaped him

The master and Margarita

Autobiography title
Bring on the empty broomsticks

Best musical he’s seen ever

The Book of Mormon

Favourite movie
12 Angry Men

Movie made him cry

Little Miss Sunshine

Last song he’s listened to

The Black Keys The Only One

Major turn on
Somebody makes me laugh

Favourite Website
Deadspin

How does he feel about horses

Not wild on them

Most American thing

The phrase “A whole nother”
(Harry Potter is on a whole nother level when it comes to books for children)
Favourite food
Poutine

Least favourite food

Vegetable curry

Diet coke

Person he would like to have dinner with

Einstein

What is the meaning of WWDRD?

What...?

Scrabble

Poetry

THE ONLY ONE

Can't explain
Nor can I contain
Control
You have on my soul

It's all I do is
Baby dream of you
I'm falling down
When you're around

You're the only one

You're the only one
I'm so wrapped up in a daze
Hoping this is just a phase
But when all is said and done
I know you are still the one
You're the only one
You're the only one
Cupid's bow it stung
Now you're the only one

Mystery
Is what this is to me
I'm giving up
I'm having no luck

Like a ghost
The one that I love most
She disappears
When I get near

THE ONLY ONE

Can't _____________
Nor can I contain
Control
You have on my ______________

It's all I do is
Baby dream of you
I'm _____________ down
When you're _____________

You're the only one

You're the only one
I'm so wrapped up in a daze
Hoping this is just a _____________
But when all is ___________ and done
I know you are still the one
You're the only one
You're the only one
Cupid's __________ it stung
Now you're the only one

_______________
Is what this is to me
I'm ____________ up
I'm having no luck
Like a ____________
The one that I love most
She disappears
When I get _____________