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Sound Track 1 Starts: White Wash Fills The Stage and Shocks Characters To Attention
Sound Track 1 Starts: White Wash Fills The Stage and Shocks Characters To Attention
CHEESY ADVERTISING ,USIC CUTS AND LIGHTS FGO UP ON RED SIDE OF STAGE
Alex: I reeeeeealy need to cut back on the red bull. I mean… What the heck just
happened?!? (reads paper) I guess this will get mom off my back about getting a job
though (starts to fill in paper)
Ingrid: Well… the nice chair sounds lovely, and I might make a friend or two at
work, maybe even find my true love! Oh plus it will give me an opportunity to
wear my favourite outfit!! I’m applying (starts to fill in paper) (blackout)
Alex – Jeez, you’re exciteable. I’m Adam. I’ll be honest, I didn’t really read the
application, what do we do here? Also how did you get here because I feel like I
was in an Uber and everything went dark and that voice started…
Ingrid – You heard the voice too?!?! I thought it was just me! I got on the tube at
Turnham Green and two stops later I was here… It’s all very exciting isn’t it! With
the darkness and the voice and now this table… So are you single? I mean I’m not
asking for me I just wondered because like…
Alex – There is an envelope on the table… (he lifts it, she ‘accidentally places her hand on his, he
stares)…
Ingrid – What?!?!?!
Alex (With an incredible level of excitement) – The Croissants in the canteen are
complimentary on Tuesdays!!!!
Ingrid (Grabs paper violently in a panic) – We’re stuck in this job… in the space between
heaven and hell but not on earth, for 100 years, working all day every day with
only two short breaks?!?! How are you not panicking?
Alex - (Composes himself preparing to act, feigning panic with poor quality) – ahhhhhh, oh
noooooooo, this is awfulll. Ah screw it. Which chair do you want?
Ingrid – You’re just accepting this? I mean can’t you see how craz…
BLACKOUT
LIGHT TURN ON, (when someone clicks) FLAV WALKS ACROSS FRONT STAGE
WITH 1 YEAR LATER
ALEX AND INGRID ENTER FROM DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE STAGE
Alex (holding a croissant in each hand and with a half eaten croissant in his mouth) – I love
Tuesdays!
THEY SEE ELLI’S ‘BODY’ DSC. THEY STOP, LOOK AT EACH OTHER, LOOK BACK
AT THE BODY, LOOK AT EACH OTHER AGAIN, AND EACH RUSH TO LEAVE.