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[Monday 3/3/20] CALL 911
(778) 433 8623 12:35a.m: I think someones trying to break into my
apartment

(250) 564 0911 12:37a.m: So call the cops and let me sleep

(778) 433 8623 12:38a.m: Arent you campus security?

(250) 564 0911 12:39a.m: I’m going back to sleep

(250) 564 0911 12:39a.m: CALL 911 AND NOT ME YOU IDIOT

[Wednesday 5/3/20] GET HELP

(778) 433 8623 10:26a.m: Someone stole my notebook.

(250) 564 0911 10:33a.m: HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS NUMBER

(778) 433 8623 10:34a.m: Its saved in my phone

(778) 433 8623 10:34a.m: As GET HELP
(778) 433 8623 10:34a.m: So I figured it was the campus security
number or sm

(250) 564 0911 10:35a.m: WHY

(778) 433 8623 10:35a.m: No clue

(778) 433 8623 10:35a.m: Its probably a dum reason tho
(778) 433 8623 10:35a.m: I forget

(250) 564 0911 10:36a.m: DUMB

(778) 433 8623 10:37a.m: I know

(778) 433 8623 10:37a.m: Dont have to remind me that Im stupid

(250) 564 0911 10:38a.m: I meant the spelling

(250) 564 0911 10:38a.m: Dumb not dum
(250) 564 0911 10:47a.m: Hello?

[Saturday 8/3/20] TERRORIST

(778) 433 8623 3:32a.m: Whats the point of the b in dumb?
(778) 433 8623 3:32a.m: Also
(778) 433 8623 3:32a.m: I forgive you for calling me stupid
(778) 433 8623 3:33a.m: I cant hold grudges
(778) 433 8623 3:33a.m: I tried real hard
(778) 433 8623 3:34a.m: But I missed your charming grummpyness
(778) 433 8623 3:34a.m: Oops
(778) 433 8623 3:34a.m: I overtexted
(778) 433 8623 3:35a.m: My friend says I do that alot
(778) 433 8623 3:37a.m: Sorry :(

(250) 564 0911 3:40a.m: Oml

(250) 564 0911 3:40a.m: My phone went off ten times
(250) 564 0911 3:40a.m: My room-mate’s giving me hell
(250) 564 0911 3:40a.m: WHY

(778) 433 8623 3:41a.m: I apologized

(778) 433 8623 3:41a.m: you cant blsme me

(250) 564 0911 3:42a.m: You’re a terrible texter

(250) 564 0911 3:42a.m: GO TO SLEEP

(778) 433 8622 3:43a.m: Your grumpy

(778) 433 8622 3:43a.m: Er
(778) 433 8622 3:43a.m: Than usual
(778) 433 8623 3:43a.m: And you didnt even answre my question :(

(GET HELP! saved (778) 433 8623 as TERRORIST )

((778) 433 8623 saved GET HELP! as Grumpy-_-)

Grumpy-_- 3:50a.m: I don’t like being woken up by idiots with

appalling grammar

TERRORIST 3:54a.m: Do you speak of me?

TERRORIST 3:45a.m: Cause that description defenatly doesnt
ring a bel

Grumpy-_- 3:55a.m: GO TO SLEEP!

[Sunday 9/3/20] The Nicest way to say no
TERRORIST 7:17a.m: U up?

Grumpy-_- 7:20a.m: YOU

TERRORIST 7:21a.m: Me?

Grumpy-_- 7:21a.m: You. Not u

TERRORIST 7:22a.m: Your the only person I know who punctuates

they’re texts

Grumpy-_- 7:23a.m: YOU’RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE

Grumpy-_- 7:23a.m: PUNCTUATIONS EXIST FOR A REASON

TERRORIST 7:23a.m: Serves you right

TERRORIST 7:23a.m: My friend’s band has a gig
TERRORIST 7:24a.m: I’ve been forced to ask if you can come
TERRORIST 7:24a.m: It’s at the Soleado Café

Grumpy-_- 7:25a.m: …
Grumpy-_- 7:25a.m: When?

TERRORIST 7:25A.M: Tuesday

Grumpy-_- 7:26a.m: Will you be there?

TERRORIST 7:26a.m: Yes

Grumpy-_- 7:27a.m: What’s the nicest way to say no?

TERRORIST 7:27a.m: HEY!
TERRORIST 7:27a.m: No fair!
TERRORIST 7:27a.m: Youre so mean!

Grumpy-_- 7:28a.m: I like to think of myself as brutally honest

Grumpy-_- 7:28a.m: Besides
Grumpy-_- 7:28a.m: I did ask for the NICEST way to say no

TERRORIST 7:27a.m: Still

TERRORIST 7:27a.m: I think you’re hiding something
TERRORIST 7:27a.m: Bejind all that grumpyness

Grumpy-_- 7:28a.m: Don’t you have auto-correct?

TERRORIST 7:29a.m: There’s no point in hiding

TERRORIST 7:29a.m: Or changing the subject

Grumpy-_- 7:40a.m: You’re an idiot

Grumpy-_- 7:40a.m: Go to sleep

[Monday 10/3/20] Emotional support

TERRORIST 11:27p.m: ONLINE CLASSES ARE KILLIMG THE LAST
BRAINCELLS I HAVW LEFT IN MLY DUCKING VRAIN

Grumpy-_- 11:30p.m: Clearly

Grumpy-_- 11:30p.m: Your texting is an abomination
TERRORIST 11:31p.m: I’M DYING

Grumpy-_- 11:31p.m: Tell someone who cares

Grumpy-_- 11:31p.m: Not an absolute stranger

TERRORIST 11:32p.m: I NEED HELP

Grumpy-_- 11:32p.m: Mentally?

TERRORIST 11:33p.m: EVERYTHINGLY

Grumpy-_- 11:33p.m Here’s my emotional support song:

https://youtube.com/watch/To build a home

TERRORIST 11:37p.m: It’s about DEATH

TERRORIST 11:37p.m: IT’S SO DEPRESSING
TERRORIST 11:38p.m: WTF?

Grumpy-_- 11:39p.m: I tried to help

TERRORIST 11:39p.m: How is this emotional support

TERRORIST 11:39p.m: It’s making me suicidal
TERRORIST 11:40p.m: Wait…
TERRORIST 11:40p.m: OMG
TERRORIST 11:40p.m: Are you depressed?

Grumpy-_- 11:43p.m: Shut. Up

Grumpy-_- 11:43p.m: And go to sleep
[Wednesday 12/3/20] Milkshakes
Grumpy-_- 10:21a.m: Assuming that you live in Briarwood
Grumpy-_- 10:21a.m: Half off on milkshakes at the Upside Down
Burger
Grumpy-_- 10:30a.m: And your friend’s band is good

[Thursday 13/3/20] Cereal Killer

TERRORIST 1:11a.m: WHAT!
TERRORIST 1:11a.m: You went to the Cafée!?
TERRORIST 1:12a.m: What where you wearing?
TERRORIST 1:12a.m: Also, are you a guy or a girl?
TERRORIST 1:13a.m: You’re giving off major girl vibes
TERRORIST 1:13a.m: Girls REALLY don’t like me
TERRORIST 1:14a.m: Thanks tho
TERRORIST 1:14a.m: My milkshake was good
TERRORIST 1:14a.m: Nice of you to tell me
TERRORIST 1:15a.m: Anyways
TERRORIST 1:15a.m: What’s your name?
TERRORIST 1:15a.m: Is it wierd that I didn’t ask tis aerlier?
TERRORIST 1:16a.m: You could be a cereal killer!
TERRORIST 1:16a.m: Why do people alwys think of cerial killers
furst
TERRORIST 1:17a.m: And why are they called cireal killers?
TERRORIST 1:17a.m: Do they kill sereal?
TERRORIST 1:17a.m: Oh poop
TERRORIST 1:18a.m: I overtextd ahgain
TERRORIST 1:18a.m: Bigtime
TERRORIST 1:18a.m: I rellay hope your asleep
TERRORIST 1:19a.m: YOU’RE
TERRORIST 1:19a.m: SORRY

Grumpy-_- 1:32a.m: MY ROOMATE TRIED TO STRANGLE ME

Grumpy-_- 1:32a.m: HE ALMOST SUCCEEDED
Grumpy-_- 1:33a.m: MY DEATH WOULDVE BEEN YOUR FAULT
Grumpy-_- 1:33a.m: You’re an IMBECILE
Grumpy-_- 1:33a.m: Go to SLEEP

TERRORIST1:33a.m: At least anser my qwestions

Grumpy-_- 1:34a.m: I’m going to sleep

TERRORIST 1:35a.m: A
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: N
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: S
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: W
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: E
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: R
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: A
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: L
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: L
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: M
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: Y
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: Q
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: U
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: E
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: E
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: S
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: T
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: I
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: O
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: N
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: S
TERRORIST 1:35a.m: N

Grumpy-_- 1:36a.m: STOP!

Grumpy-_- 1:36a.m: HE'LL KICK ME OUT IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP
AND GO TO SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!

TERRORIST 1:36a.m: I’m guessing you’re a guy

TERRORIST 1:36a.m: Since your roomates male
TERRORIST 1:37a.m: Am I right in assuming this?
TERRORIST 1:37a.m: Whatever
TERRORIST 1:37a.m: My roomate would never try to kik me out

[Friday 14/3/20] Dry cleaning only

TERRORIST 2:36p.m: I SHRUNK MY ROMATWS CLOTHS
TERRORIST 2:36p.m: I PUT THE MIN THE WASH
TERRORIST 2:37p.m: THEYRE DRY CLEANING ONLU
TERRORIST 2:37p.m: WHAT KIMD O F PERSON OENS DRUY
CLEABING ONLY CLOTHS
TERRORIST 2:38p.m: HEL KILL M EIF HE FINDS OUT
TERRORIST 2:36p.m: HELP
Grumpy-_- 2:41p.m: Can’t you Google this?
Grumpy-_- 2:41p.m: And I thought you said your room-mate was
some sort of angel

TERRORIST 2:42p.m: GOGLE ISNT HELPIGN

Grumpy-_- 2:42p.m: And you have no friends that can help with
this?

TERRORIST 2:43p.m: My roomates my only frend

TERRORIST 2:43p.m: And I’m notsure whut we are
TERRORIST 2:44p.m: But you seam smart
TERRORIST 2:44p.m: So HELP
TERRORIST 2:44p.m: HEL BE BAK ANYM INUT

Grumpy-_- 2:45p.m: If you had time and money you could go and
replace his clothes
Grumpy-_- 2:45p.m: but since time is against you
Grumpy-_- 2:46p.m: You’re screwed

TERRORIST 2:46p.m: NOT HELPOING

Grumpy-_- 2:50p.m:
https://www.TheHelpfulMom.com/solutions/unsrink+clothes
Grumpy-_- 2:50p.m: You’re welcome

TERRORIST 2:51p.m: OMG ILYSM!!!!!!

TERRORIST 2:51p.m: I’m not even kidding
TERRORIST 2:52p.m: Were definitly frends now
TERRORIST 2:52p.m: At least to me
TERRORIST 2:53p.m:Defenately
TERRORIST 2:57p.m: DEFINATELY
TERRORIST 2:57p.m: I had to go to the dictionery
TERRORIST 2:58p.m: That one always bugs me

Grumpy-_- 2:55p.m: It seems every word in the English language

bugs you

TERRORIST 2:55p.m: You may have a point there

Grumpy-_- 2:56p.m: The clothes

TERRORIST 2:56p.m: SHOOT

TERRORIST 2:56p.m: Thanks four reminding me

Grumpy-_- 2:57p.m: Youre an utter disaster

TERRORIST 2:58p.m: You’re

TERRORIST 10:43p.m: Wait...
TERRORIST 10:43p.m: How did you find that website?
TERRORIST 10:33p.m: ……

[Saturday 15/3/20] Moment of weakness

TERRORIST 4:11p.m: So Im at this fsmily reunion
TERRORIST 4:11p.m: And Imbeyond board
TERRORIST 4:11p.m: And my frinds not onlime
TERRORIST 4:12p.m: Insult me or sm

Grumpy-_- 4:21p.m: Do you proofread before you hit send?

TERRORIST 4:21p.m: I have no filtre whatsoever

Grumpy-_- 4:22p.m: Smh

Grumpy-_- 4:22p.m: That explains a lot

TERRORIST 4:22p.m: So…

TERRORIST 4:23p.m: You do hsve a nam eright?

Grumpy-_- 4:23p.m: That information stays with me

TERRORIST 4:26p.m: Ok
TERRORIST 4:26p.m: Age

Grumpy-_- 4:27p.m: Why are you suddenly trying to get to know

me?
Grumpy-_- 4:27p.m: I was fine with the anonymous animosity we
had before

TERRORIST 4:30p.m: Idk

TERRORIST 4:30p.m: Im curius
TERRORIST 4:31p.m: And whats animosty

Grumpy-_- 4:31p.m: Go back to the third grade

Grumpy-_- 4:31p.m: And take some spelling tests
Grumpy-_- 4:32p.m: Then look up animosity in the dictionary

TERRORIST 4:33p.m: How do ypu kniw Im not int he third grade?

TERRORIST 4:33p.m: Also Im texting from my backpacj

Grumpy-_- 4:33p.m: You forget that I went to your friends

performance
Grumpy-_- 4:33p.m: No third grader’s friends are adults
Grumpy-_- 4:34p.m: And no wonder your texts are more
atrocious than usual

TERRORIST 4:337p.m: You do terrible things fot my selfesteam

Grumpy-_- 4:37p.m: Well,

Grumpy-_- 4:37p.m: Maybe,
Grumpy-_- 4:37p.m: You could,
Grumpy-_- 4:37p.m: I don’t know,
Grumpy-_- 4:38p.m: STOP TEXTING ME?

TERRORIST 4:40p.m: You textd first

Grumpy-_- 4:41p.m: I’m starting to think that you’re dumber than

I previously believed

TERRORIST 4:43p.m: No
TERRORIST 4:43p.m: Not today
TERRORIST 4:43p.m: Wednesday
{Screenshot of chat}

Grumpy-_-: { This message was deleted }

TERRORIST 4:44p.m: Too late

TERRORIST 4:44p.m: Already saw
TERRORIST 4:44p.m: What do you mean moment of weakness

Grumpy-_- 4:50p.m: Shouldn’t you be enjoying time with your

family?

TERRORIST 4:53p.m: I was adopted

TERRORIST 4:53p.m: A few years ago
TERRORIST 4:54p.m: My extended familys still having a hard
time accepting me

Grumpy-_- 4:56p.m: For once you’ve rendered me speechless

Grumpy-_- 4:56p.m: Should I apologize?
Grumpy-_- 4:57p.m: I’m not too familiar with the rules of kindness

TERRORIST 4:57p.m: Smh

TERRORIST 4:57p.m: Also
TERRORIST 4:57p.m: Dont worry about the adiption thing
TERRORIST 4:58p.m: It stoped hurting a wile ago

Grumpy-_- 5:10p.m: Things like that don’t stop hurting

Grumpy-_- 5:10p.m: You just discover other things that distract
you from the pain long enough for you to forget
Grumpy-_- 5:11p.m: Until something comes back and reminds you
Grumpy-_- 5:11p.m: And the cycle begins again

TERRORIST 5:14p.m: Woah

TERRORIST 5:14p.m: I’m realy serious this time
TERRORIST 5:14p.m: Are you okay?

Grumpy-_- 5:15p.m: Honestly,

Grumpy-_-5:20p.m: I’m not sure how to answer that

TERRORIST 5:21p.m: Oh
TERRORIST 5:27p.m: Why won’t you tell me your name?

Grumpy-_- 5:28p.m: I have my reasons

TERRORIST 5:30p.m: What if I say please?

Grumpy-_- 5:30p.m: Please means nothing to me

Grumpy-_- 5:51p.m: You there?
Grumpy-_- 5:52p.m: I guess not

TERRORIST 11:23p.m: SORRY

TERRORIST 11:24p.m: I was foeced into the kitchen and given a
lecture on table manners

Grumpy-_- 11:24p.m: Texting at the table?

TERRORIST 11:25p.m: Maybe?

Grumpy-_- 11:26p.m: So your manners are as revolting as your

spelling then

TERRORIST 11:26p.m: Im dyslectic okay!

TERRORIST 11:26p.m: And I’m not in the habit of rereading what I
type
TERRORIST 11:26p.m: It gives me headaches

Grumpy-_- 11:31p.m: Why do you talk to me?

TERRORIST 11:32p.m: I have no clue

Grumpy-_- 11:32p.m: I’ll never be able to stop insulting you

Grumpy-_- 11:32p.m: Or stop inadvertently saying things that
hurt you

TERRORIST 11:33p.m: I dont mind

TERRORIST 11:48p.m: Grumpy?
TERRORIST 11:50p.m: Hello?
TERRORIST 11:51p.m: I’ll stop now before I ovretext
[Monday 17/3/20] Too annoying
TERRORIST 8:39a.m: Did I do something?
TERRORIST 8:40a.m: I know you’ve seen my texts
TERRORIST 8:40a.m: ?????
TERRORIST 3:39p.m: Why are you ignoring me?
TERRORIST 3:40p.m: Did I get too annoying
TERRORIST 5:41p.m: Ugh!

[Tuesday 18/3/20] Go to sleep

Grumpy-_- 12:34p.m: I’m surprised you’ve functioned this long
without my constant pessimism

TERRORIST 12:40p.m: What the heck?

TERRORIST 12:40p.m: Whyd you leave me on scene?

Grumpy-_- 12:41p.m: Personal reasons

Grumpy-_- 12:41p.m: I’m here now, aren’t I?

TERRORIST 12:42p.m: I guess

TERRORIST 12:50p.m: Will you ever answr my questions
Grumpy-_- 12:53p.m: *sigh*
Grumpy-_- 12:53p.m: Fine
Grumpy-_- 12:54p.m: I’m male, not a SERIAL killer
Grumpy-_- 12:54p.m: And I’m still not telling you my name
Grumpy-_- 12:54p.m: Or anything else you might’ve asked

TERRORIST 12:55p.m: Ugh!

TERRORIST 12:55p.m: I already figured all of that out
TERRORIST 12:55p.m: Well, I wasn’t too sure about the serial killer
thing
TERRORIST 12:56p.m: But STILL!

Grumpy-_- 12:57p.m: That’s not my problem

Grumpy-_- 12:57p.mp.m: It’s yours

TERRORIST 1:00p.m: Youre being wierd

Grumpy-_- 1:01p.m: How so?

TERRORIST 1:01p.m: Idk

TERRORIST 1:01p.m: Idk anything about you
TERRORIST 1:01p.m: But youre acting diffrint

Grumpy-_- 1:10p.m: What’s it like being adopted?

TERRORIST 1:13p.m: Im not sure how to answer that

Grumpy-_- 1:14p.m: You said you were adopted

TERRORIST 1:18p.m: It depends on wether you had a family before

or not
TERRORIST 1:18p.m: If you did have a family being adopted sucks
TERRORIST 1:19p.m: If you didnt than it’s better then nothing
TERRORIST 1:19p.m: But thats juts whatI think

Grumpy-_- 1:25p.m: Go to sleep

TERRORIST 1:26p.m: Its just aftre noon

TERRORIST 1:26p.m: And ive boticed somting
TERRORIST 1:26p.m: Noticed

Grumpy-_- 1:30p.m: Congrats Sherlock

TERRORIST 1:31p.m: Whenever the conversations heading

somewger you dont like
TERRORIST 1:31p.m: You tell me too go ti sleep

Grumpy-_- 1: 42p.m: Shut up

TERRORIST 1:42p.m: See

TERRORIST 1:42p.m: You couldnt even think up a smart reply
TERRORIST 1:42p.m: Cause you know I’m right
TERRORIST 1:56p.m: Grumpy?
TERRORIST 1:56p.m: Ugh!
TERRORIST 1:56p.m: This again?
TERRORIST 1:57p.m: Your really moody

( TERRORIST saved GRUMPY-_- as Moody-_-)

Moody-_- 2:00p.m: Draft { You’re }

Moody-_- 2:49p.m: Draft { I’m not moody I’m just complicated }
Moody-_- 2:49p.m: Draft { You don’t know anything about me }
Moody-_- 2:50p.m: Draft { There’s so much I want to say }
Moody-_- 3:00p.m: { This message was deleted }

TERRORIST 3:00p.m: Haha

TERRORIST 3:00p.m: Too late again
TERRORIST 3:01p.m: If you want to get to know me you can just
ask you know
TERRORIST 3:01p.m: I’m not as closed of as you are

Moody-_- 3:05p.m: Draft { I don’t want to be closed off }

Moody-_- 3:10p.m: Draft { It’s so hard to talk to you }
Moody-_- 3:13p.m: Draft { There’s so much I wish I could tell you }
Moody-_- 3:20p.m: Draft { I just can’t find the right words }
Moody-_- 3:27p.m: Draft { I’m sorry }
Moody-_ 3:30p.m-: Go to sleep

TERRORIST 3:31p.m: What did I do wrong?

TERRORIST 3:31p.m: At least tell me soI can get it riyt next time

Moody-_- 3:32p.m: It’s not you

Moody-_- 3:33p.m: Draft { I just can’t do this }
Moody-_- 3:40p.m: I’m tired

TERRORIST 3:41p.m: I don’t believe you

TERRORIST 3:42p.m: but my friend says I shouldnt foece people
to lyke me
TERRORIST 3:42p.m: Im not sure if tahts applikable in this
situiton but ok

Moody-_- 3:43p.m: Draft { I just noticed }

Moody-_- 3:43p.m: Draft { Your spelling gets worse when you’re
upset }
[Wednesday 19/3/20] You evil man
TERRORIST 3:58a.m: Whats your favirit smell?

Moody-_- 4:00a.m: Favorite smell?

TERRORIST 4:01a.m: Yes

TERRORIST 4:01a.m: You heard me
TERRORIST 4:01a.m: or saw me
TERRORIST 4:02a.m: My words?
TERRORIST 4:02a.m: Whatever just answer

Moody-_- 4:04a.m: You’re texting me at four a.m to ask me what

my favorite smell is
Moody-_- 4:05a.m: Couldn’t this wait until a decent hour?

TERRORIST 4:05a.m: Itjust came to me

TERRORIST 4:05a.m: And ifi wait till morning then ill forget

Moody-_- 4:06a.m: Why are you awake at FOUR AM

TERRORIST 4:06a.m: I get my best Ideas at night

TERRORIST 4:06a.m: So I do my schoolwork at night
TERRORIST 4:06a.m: And I suddenly thought
TERRORIST 4:07a.m: Whats grumpys favirit smell?
TERRORIST 4:07a.m: Everyone asks about favorit foods
TERRORIST 4:08a.m: I feel like smells feel abandoned
TERRORIST 4:08a.m: SoI aseked
TERRORIST 4:08a.m: And here we are

Moody-_- 4:10a.m: You’re a disaster, Do you know that?

TERRORIST 4:10a.m: Thank you (:
TERRORIST 410a.m: Now answer my question!

Moody-_- 4:11a.m: Why should I?

TERRORIST 4:11a.m: Think of it this way

TERRORIST 4:11a.m: The sooner you answer the sooner you can
go back to sleep

Moody-_- 4:12a.m: I could go to sleep now

Moody-_- 4:13a.m: There’s nothing stopping me

TERRORIST 4:12a.m: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

TERRORIST 4:12a.m: Stay
TERRORIST 4:12a.m: Please?
TERRORIST 4:13a.m: And before you say it I nowI sound like a
desperate clingy three year old
TERRORIST 4:13a.m: But I dont care
TERRORIST 4:20a.m: Grumps?
TERRORIST 4:21a.m: I gess you really went to sleep then
TERRORIST 4:21a.m: Alright
TERRORIST 4:23a.m: Answer in the morning then
TERRORIST 4:25a.m: I guessI embaressed myself for nothing

Moody-_- 4:34a.m: Cinnamon and clove

Moody-_- 4:34a.m: And sometimes vanilla

TERRORIST 4:34a.m: Grumpy!

TERRORIST 4:35a.m: Im surprised
TERRORIST 4:35a.m: I figured youd say some random herbs just
to confuse me

Moody-_- 4:40a.m: Echinecea

Moody-_- 4:41a.m: Bergamont
Moody-_- 4:41a.m: Hibiscus

TERRORIST 4:41a.m: SHUT. UP

Moody-_- 4:43a.m: Fine then

Moody-_- 4:44a.m: What about you

TERRORIST 4:44a.m: CHOCOLATE EVERYDAY AN D ANYDAY

Moody-_- 4:44a.m: You like the SMELL of chocolate?

Moody-_- 4:44a.m: I can barely stand the taste
Moody-_- 4:45a.m: Let alone the thick syrupy scent

TERRORIST 4:46a.m: EWWWWWWWWWWWW

TERRORIST 4:46a.m: YOU EVILE MAN
TERRORIST 4:47a.m: CHOCOLATEI S GODS GIFT TO MANKIND

Moody-_- 4:48a.m: I’m not surprised you’d say that

Moody-_- 4:49a.m: And I suppose you also enjoy your coffee with
buckets of milk and sugar?

TERRORIST 4:50a.m: there is no other way to drink coffee

TERRORIST 4:50a.m: AND DONT CHANGE THE TOPIC
TERRORIST 4:51a.m: NO HUMA NBEING CAN HSTE CHOCOLATE

Moody-_- 4:54a.m: I prefer vanilla

TERRORIST 4:55a.m: Lemme guess

TERRORIST 4:55a.m: Next youre gonna say YOU LIKE CARAMEL
TO
TERRORIST 4:55a.m: Or those stupid chocolate chip cookies
Moody-_- 4:56a.m: Of course not!
Moody-_- 4:56a.m: Chocolate does NOT belong in cookes
Moody-_- 4:57a.m: And caramel is almost as bad as that
disgusting chocolate of yours

TERRORIST 4:58a.m: Then maybe it isnt too late to save you

TERRORIST 4:58a.m: Come to the fun side we have chocolate!

Moody-_- 4:59a.m: The only type of chocolate I will even think of

consuming is white

TERRORIST 5:00a.m: RACIST

TERRORIST 5:00a.m: No
TERRORIST 5:00a.m: CHOCOLATEIST
TERRORIST 5:01a.m: You cant hate chocolate
TERRORIST 5:01a.m: ITS OMPOSSIBLE

Moody-_- 5:03a.m: This is quite funny

TERRORIST 5:03a.m: CHOCOLATE IS NOT A LAUFING MATTER!

Moody-_- 5:04a.m: I’m laughing and there’s nothing you can do

about it

TERRORIST 5:05a.m: THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION

Moody-_- 5:05a.m: How so?

TERRORIST 5:05a.m: CHOCOLATE IS LIFE

TERRORIST 5:07a.m: YOU HAFE NO CHOCOLATE
TERRORIST 5:07a.m: YOU HAVE NO LIFE
TERRORIST 5:08a.m: YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!
Moody-_- 5:10a.m: Your logic is astounding
Moody-_- 5:10a.m: But I still love vanilla

TERRORIST 5:10a.m: CHOCOLATE RAINS SUPPREME ABOVE

EVERYTHING

Moody-_- 5:11a.m: This is hilarious

TERRORIST 5:12a.m: NO
TERRORIST 5:12a.m: NOT FUNNY
TERRORIST 5:12a.m: YOU WILL BUY CHOCOLATE NEXT TIME
YOU GO SHOPPING
TERRORIST 5:13a.m: YOU WILL SEND ME A PICTURE FOR PROOF
TERRORIST 5:13a.m: YOU WILL ENJOY IT

Moody-_- 5:14a.m: What if I don’t?

TERRORIST 5:15a.m: You will

TERRORIST 5:15a.m: END OF ARGUMENT

Moody-_- 5:17a.m: You can’t just force this conversation to end

TERRORIST 5:17a.m: I started it

TERRORIST 5:17a.m: I can end it
TERRORIST 5:18a.m: As far as I know you love chocolate now
TERRORIST 5:18.m: And you have me to thank for it
TERRORIST 5:19a.m: You’r welcome

Moody-_- 5:20a.m: YOU’RE an idiot

TERRORIST 5:21a.m: But you like talking to me

Moody-_- 5:22a.m: Draft { I do }

Moody-_- 5:30a.m: Go to sleep
Moody-_- 5:31a.m: Or wake up
Moody-_- 5:31a.m: It’s basically morning

TERRORIST 5:32a.m: Hehehe

TERRORIST 6:22a.m: I think I used to know someone who didn’t
like chocolate

[Thursday 20/3/20] I still need you

TERRORIST 10:11a.m: Stay at home

Moody-_- 10:12a.m: I Think I’ve heard that phrase more than fifty
times today

TERRORIST 10:15a.m: It’s a clause

TERRORIST 10:15a.m: And it’s good advise

Moody-_- 10:15a.m: Hmm…

Moody-_- 10:16a.m: You’re correcting my English
Moody-_- 10:17a.m:You’re using punctuation marks
Moody-_- 10:18a.m: Three fourths of your text was spelled
properly
Moody-_- 10:18a.m: It seems you’ve gotten yourself a brain
Moody-_- 10:19a.m: Congratulations
Moody-_-10:20a.m: You don’t need me anymore

TERRORIST 10:21a.m: Hmm…

TERRORIST 10:22a.m: You’ve sent more than three texts at once
TERRORIST 10:23a.m: You responded instantly
TERRORIST 10:23a.m: Less thana quarter of your text was
insulting me
TERRORIST 10:24a.m: It seems I’ve taught you how to be civil
TERRORIST 10:24a.m: Congratulations

Moody-_- 10:25a.m: Draft { What if I still need you? }

Moody-_- 10:27a.m: So I don’t need you anymore

TERRORIST 10:27a.m: Your not getting away that easy

TERRORIST 10:28a.m: I still want to find out more about you
TERRORIST 10:28a.m: Don’t you want to know more about me?

Moody-_- 10:29a.m: Draft { I already know }

Moody-_- 10:30a.m: I don’t really care

TERRORIST 10:30a.m: That was mean

TERRORIST 10:31a.m: you still need me
TERRORIST 10:33a.m: WAIT
TERRORIST 10:33a.m: OMG
TERRORIST 10:33a.m: YOU JUST ADMITTED TO NEEDING ME

Moody-_- 10:35a.m: Draft { It’s not a lie }

Moody-_- 10:40a.m: If you insist

TERRORIST 10:41a.m: I do
TERRORIST 10:41a.m: Also I’m texting from my laptop
TERRORIST 10:42a.m: It’s easier that way
TERRORIST 10:43a.m: that’s why my spelling isn’t completely poop
Moody-_- 10:45a.m: Typing…

TERRORIST 10:45a.m: Online class

TERRORIST 10:45a.m: See you if I make it out alive

Moody-_- 10:46a.m: Draft { I’ll tell you everything if you promise

not to leave after I do }
Moody-_- 10:46a.m: Draft { I was going to tell you }

[Friday 21/3/20] Can’t sleep

TERRORIST 2:13p.m: Weave been texting for four days straight
TERRORIST 2:13p.m: Yay us!

Moody-_- 12:20p.m: That’s only because you have no friends

Moody-_- 12:20p.m: And we’re under lockdown

TERRORIST 12:21p.m: Thats wy I text yuo

TERRORIST 12:21p.m: Why do you tect me

Moody-_- 10:22a.m: Draft { You wouldn’t want to know }

Moody-_- 10:25a.m: Draft { It’s complicated }
Moody-_- 10:31a.m: Draft { I want to }
Moody-_- 10:33a.m: Draft { I’m lonelier than you are }
Moody-_- 10:38a.m: Draft { I have no one else }
Moody-_- 10:40a.m: It’s nice to have some stupidity in my life
TERRORIST 10:41a.m: How slow do yuo type
TERRORIST 10:41a.m: It took you ten minutes just to write THAT
TERRORIST 10:41a.m: Weird
TERRORIST 10:43a.m: But funny

Moody-_- 10:45a.m: I was just trying to be honest without being

too brutal
Moody-_- 10:46a.m: That’s a combination that takes a while to
perfect

TERRORIST 10:47a.m: You can be honest about that but not

about who you are
TERRORIST 10:47a.m: And you wont even bothr to asck anuthing
aboit me
TERRORIST 10:48a.m: I coud be a setial killer

Moody-_- 10:50a.m: SERIAL

Moody-_- 10:50a.m: And since you’re dying to be asked
Moody-_- 10:50a.m: Tell me about yourself
Moody-_- 10:51a.m: But make it quick
Moody-_- 10:51a.m: I have a class soon

TERRORIST 10:51a.m: Well

TERRORIST 10:51a.m: I think you’ve gessed that I’m a guy
TERRORIST 10:52a.m: You know I’m Dyslectyk and adopted
TERRORIST 10:52a.m: I’m eighteen though I think Youve guessed
that too
TERRORIST 10:52a.m: It doesnt seem fare to let you know mmy
name if I cant know yours
TERRORIST 10:54a.m: There’s not much else to know
TERRORIST 10:54a.m: I’m pretty boring

Moody-_- 10:55a.m:Draft { I doubt it }

Moody-_- 10:55a.m: Are you happy now?

TERRORIST 10:56a.m: I’m not really sure

Moody-_- 11:00a.m: No texting in class

TERRORIST 11:01a.m: How do you know I have class

Moody-_- 11:02a.m: I have class

Moody-_- 11:03a.m: And you should concentrate

TERRORIST 11:04a.m: If you say so

TERRORIST 11:04a.m: Bye then

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TERRORIST 1:03a.m: Hey

TERRORIST 1:03a.m: You awake

Moody-_- 1:10a.m: I am now

Moody-_- 1:10a.m: And if someone’s breaking into your
apartment CALL 911 NOT ME

TERRORIST 1:11a.m : Lol

TERRORIST 1:12a.m: Tat’s not it

Moody-_- 1:13a.m: Okay,

Moody-_- 1:14a.m: What is it then?

TERRORIST 1:15a.m: Umm

TERRORIST 1:16a.m: Honestly I was kinda hoping you wouldnt be
awake
TERRORIST 1:17a.m: Cause I don’t really know hoew to say this
Moody-_- 1:18a.m: Whatever it is I’m sure your friend can help you
with it

TERRORIST 1:19a.m: He spesificly told me not to come to him with

this sort of problem

Moody-_- 1:20a.m: Then I probably won’t be of much help

Moody-_- 1:21a.m: But since you’re clearly desperate
Moody-_- 1:21a.m: What is it?

TERRORIST 1:22a.m: I can’t sleep

Moody-_- 1:22a.m: Why?

TERRORIST 1:23a.m: Idk

TERRORIST 1:23a.m: This happens sometimes

Moody-_- 1:24a.m: Bad dreams?

TERRORIST 1:25a.m: I dont want to talk about it

Moody-_- 1:26a.m: It won’t get better if you don’t talk about it

Moody-_- 1:30a.m: Here, This should help:
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/nightmare-diso
rder/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20353520

TERRORIST 1:31a.m: Thanks

Moody-_- 1:32a.m: sure

TERRORIST 1:57a.m: Grumpy?

TERRORIST 1:58a.m: You there?
Moody-_- 2:00a.m: What is it this time?

TERRORIST 2:01a.m: The website said I was supposed to talk

about it with someone

Moody-_- 2:02a.m: *sigh*

Moody-_- 2:03a.m: I guess I brought this upon my own self
Moody-_- 2:03a.m: Alright then
Moody-_- 2:03a.m: I’m all ears

TERRORIST 2:04a.m: So….

TERRORIST 2:04a.m: It said something about stress

Moody-_- 2:04a.m: Yeah, I read the article

Moody-_- 2:05a.m: You think that’s the problem?

TERRORIST 2:06a.m: Maybe

TERRORIST 2:07a.m: I’ve been getting like ten times more
schoolwork than normal
TERRORIST 2:07a.m:And online classes just furstrate me
TERRORIST 2:07a.m: And there’s a lot more reading cuse some of
the proffessors are sending notes sinse they can’t give lectures
TERRORIST 2:08a.m: And reading just furstrates me evn more
TERRORIST 208a.m: So yeah
TERRORIST 2:09a.m: What doI do now

Moody-_- 2:13a.m: For now,

Moody-_- 2:13a.m: Drink something warm
Moody-_- 2:14a.m: Listen to calming music or whatever
Moody-_- 2:14a.m: Watch your favourite tv show or something
Moody-_- 2:14a.m: Just do whatever you find relaxing
Moody-_- 2:15a.m: Then try to sleep
TERRORIST 2:16a.m: And you think that’ll work?

Moody-_- 2:17a.m: That’s what I do when I can’t sleep

Moody-_- 2:17a.m: And it usually works

TERRORIST 2:18a.m: what doI do about school?

Moody-_- 2:19a.m: Tell your professors you can’t handle all the
extra work
Moody-_- 2:29a.m: I’m sure they’ll figure something out

TERRORIST 2:30a.m: You know

TERRORIST 2:30a.m: Youre really helpful
TERRORIST 2:31a.m: My rommates never given me this sort of
advise
TERRORIST 2:31a.m: I’m glad I acciddentally thought you were
campus security

Moody-_- 2:32a.m: Draft { Me too }

Moody-_- 2:35a.m: I’m sure you are
Moody-_- 2:36a.m: Now go try to sleep
Moody-_- 2:36a.m: Seriously

TERRORIST 2:36a.m: Gn

[Saturday 22/3/20] For your own amusement

TERRORIST 6:14p.m: Do you have a cat?
Moody-_- 6:21p.m: Why in the world would you ask?

TERRORIST 6:22p.m: Just tryna figur out if your a cat person or a

dog person

Moody-_- 6:23p.m: And what would you do with this information?

TERRORIST 6:23p.m: Idk

TERRORIST 6:23p.m: Keep it in my mind?
TERRORIST 6:24p.m: Your acting like I just asked you for some big
secret

Moody-_- 6:25p.m: I'm just being careful

TERRORIST 6:25p.m: THIS IS USELESS INFORMATION

Moody-_- 6:26p.m: You can never be too careful…

TERRORIST 6:27p.m: IM ASKING ABOUT A FLIPPING ANIMAL

Moody-_- 6:28p.m: I’ll admit

Moody-_- 6:28p.m: Annoying you has become one of my favorite
pastimes

TERRORIST 6:29p.m: UGHHHHHH

Moody-_- 6:30p.m: You really are hilarious

TERRORIST 6:31p.m: I’m not ganno speak to you if youre just

using me for your own amusement
[Sunday 23/3/20] Who you are
TERRORIST 5:22p.m: So I think I know why yuo wont let me know
anything about you

Moody-_- 5:23p.m: Let’s hear it then

TERRORIST 9:24p.m: I was looking through that psychology

website you sent me yesterday and it said something about
regecton and abandonment issues
TERRORIST 9:25p.m: I think you’re scared I won’t talk to you once I
know who you are
TERRORIST 9:26p.m: I think you feel like the only reason im
talking to you is so thatI can find out more about you
TERRORIST 9:30p.m: Im right arent i

Moody-_- 9:31p.m: Draft { You’re frighteningly correct }

Moody-_- 9:33p.m: Draft { Go to sleep }
Moody-_- 9:35p.m: Draft { I don’t know what to say }
Moody-_- 9:38p.m: Draft { Since when do you have a brain }
Moody-_- 9:40p.m: I have a class

TERRORIST 9:42p.m: At nine fourty

Moody-_- 9:43p.m: My schedule is unusual

TERRORIST 9:44p.m: Mmhhm

TERRORIST 9:44p.m: I TOTALLY believe you
TERRORIST 9:44p.m: Get to class then

Moody-_- 9:45p.m: Yep

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TERRORIST 11:21p.m: I can’t do this

TERRORIST 11:21p.m: This whole lockdown thing
TERRORIST 11:22p.m: I’m board out of my mind
TERRORIST 11:23p.m: And all I watch is the news
TERRORIST 11:23p.m: And that stuffs just depressing
TERRORIST 11:24p.m: Ecsept I cant stop watching
TERRORIST 11:24p.m: Even though I know its doing terrible things
for my already terrible mental state

Moody-_- 11:30p.m: *sigh*

Moody-_- 11:31p.m: I don’t remember agreeing to be your
therapist
Moody-_- 11:32p.m: And I already have enough problems of my
own

TERRORIST 11:33p.m: Sorry :(

TERRORIST 11:34p.m: Ive no one else to talk to so yea
TERRORIST 11:34p.m: Ill stop if you want me to

Moody-_- 11:37p.m: Room-mate?

TERRORIST 11:38p.m: Gone

TERRORIST 11:38p.m: Went to stay with his parents

Moody-_- 11:40p.m: Alright, listen

Moody-_- 11:40p.m: All this stuff is new for everyone
Moody-_- 11:40p.m: And no one knows what to do
Moody-_- 11:41p.m: But you’re spending more time at home than
you would’ve in normal circumstances
Moody-_- 11:41p.m: So take this opportunity to do things you
otherwise wouldn’t have time to do
Moody-_- 11:42p.m: Clean up if you find that relaxing
Moody-_- 11:42p.m: Pursue some sort of hobby
Moody-_- 11:42p.m: I don’t know
Moody-_- 11:43p.m: Just do something
Moody-_- 11:43p.m: And most importantly,
Moody-_- 11:44p.m: Take care of yourself
Moody-_- 11:44p.m: Okay?

TERRORIST 11:45p.m: Wow

TERRORIST 11:45p.m: Youve got to be some sort of psychology
guru or sm

Moody-_- 11:46p.m: I have to go

Moody-_- 11:46p.m: For real this time
Moody-_- 11:46p.m: But before I go
Moody-_- 11:47p.m: Promise me you’ll turn off the news
Moody-_- 11:47p.m: And your phone,
Moody-_- 11:47p.m: Drink a glass of water
Moody-_- 11:48p.m: Then do something for yourself
Moody-_- 11:48p.m: Please

TERRORIST 11:50p.m: Wow

TERRORIST 11:50p.m: I don’t even know what to say
TERRORIST 11:51p.m: Did someone steal your phone
TERRORIST 11:51p.m: Cause the grumpy I know would just insult
me and get on with his life
TERRORIST 11:52p.m: It actually sounds like you care

Moody-_- 11:53p.m: I do care

Moody-_- 11:53p.m: I need my daily dose of idiot
Moody-_- 11:54p.m: And I’m too tired to act aloof
Moody-_- 11:54p.m: Now promise

TERRORIST 11:55p.m: Sure

TERRORIST 11:55p.m: I promise i’ll do all the stuff you said

Moody-_- 11:55p.m: Good

Moody-_- 11:56p.m: I’ve gotta go to a meeting
Moody-_- 11:57p.m: See you later

TERRORIST 12:23a.m: I’m sorry for texting you so often

TERRORIST 12:23a.m: But I have no one else to talkto
TERRORIST 12:24a.m: And even if I did
TERRORIST 12:24a.m: I’d still talk to you
TERRORIST 12:25a.m: And if I’m being honest
TERRORIST 12:25a.m: I seriusly want to know who you are
TERRORIST 12:25a.m: I rilly wish id known you before the
pandemic
TERRORIST 12:26a.m: Cause then we could actually see each
other

Moody-_- 12:30a.m: I don’t really mind the texts

Moody-_- 12:30a.m: Cause I have no one else to talk to either
Moody-_- 1231a.m: But world crisis or not
Moody-_- 12:31a.m: We’d never meet
Moody-_- 12:31a.m: I can’t let that happen

TERRORIST 12:32a.m: WHAT!

TERRORIST 12:32a.m:WHY???

Moody-_- 12:33a.m: Long story

Moody-_- 12:33a.m: Go to sleep
Moody-_- 12:34a.m: Please

[Monday 24/3/20] Stay sane during

lockdown
Moody-_- 2:05p.m: When you see this text
Moody-_- 2:05p.m: Open your windows
Moody-_- 2:06p.m: Turn off your phone
Moody-_- 2:06p.m: And breathe some fresh air
Moody-_- 2:07p.m: For at least ten minutes

TERRORIST 2:23p.m: Thanks

TERRORIST 2:23p.m: I actually feel really good

Moody-_- 2:25p.m: I got it from the internet

Moody-_- 2:25p.m:
https://staysaneduringlockdown.blogspot.com/self-care

TERRORIST 2:36p.m: Some of its weird

TERRORIST 2:37p.m: Alpabetizing?

Moody-_- 2:40p.m: Most people find it relaxing

TERRORIST 2:41p.m: I cant say the alfabet in order to save my life

TERRORIST 2:42p.m: If anything itll stress me out even more

Moody-_- 2:42p.m: I don’t expect you to knit or sew either

Moody-_- 2:43p.m: Just do what works for YOU
TERRORIST 2:44p.m: Your rsly scarring me
TERRORIST 2:44p.m: Maybe you are a cirial killer
TERRORIST 2:45p.m: ........

Moody-_- 2:46p.m: I’m just trying to be helpful

Moody-_- 2:46p.m: This is about as nice as I get
Moody-_- 2:47p.m: So stop being an idiot and enjoy it

TERRORIST 2:48p.m: Now youre back

Moody-_- 2:50p.m: YOU’RE

TERRORIST 2:51p.m: I missed you!

Moody-_- 2:52p.m: So… you like me better when I’m mean to you?

TERRORIST 2:53p.m: I guess so

Moody-_- 2:54p.m: That’s REALLY stupid

TERRORIST 2:55p.m: I guess I’m just not used to yoou being nice
TERRORIST 2:56p.m: And… idk
TERRORIST 2:56p.m: You being nice to me feels like friendshp
TERRORIST 2:57p.m: And you don’t seem to want that
TERRORIST 2:57p.m: So it makes me confused
TERRORIST 2:58p.m: And I don’t like thinking
TERRORIST 2:59p.m: So it’s easier with you being mean to me

Moody-_- 3:01p.m: Draft { I don’t mean to be confusing }

Moody-_- 3:02p.m: Draft { I do want us to be friends }
Moody-_- 3:05p.m: Draft { I’m just bad at saying what I really
mean }
Moody-_- 3:06p.m: I’m tired of you now
Moody-_- 3:07p.m: Go do something productive

[Tuesday 25/3/20] The idea of you

TERRORIST 5:30a.m: MY HAND IS ON FIRE!!!!

Moody-_- 5:31a.m: CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

Moody-_- 5:32a.m: For the last time MY NUMBER ISN’T 911

TERRORIST 5:33a.m: Not like actually on fire

TERRORIST 5:34a.m: BUT IT HURTS
TERRORIST : I SLEPT ON it in a weird angle all nigh tand now its
on PINS AND NEEDLES

Moody-_- 5:35a.m: YOUr poor choice of words and even worse

use of capital letters is a combination that WILL ONE DAY KILL
ME

TERRORIST 5:35a.m: Hehehe

TERRORIST 5:36a.m: I see what you did there
TERRORIST 5:36a.m: But at least youll die happy

Moody-_- 5:37a.m: You’re an actual nightmare

Moody-_- 5:37a.m: I’m not even kidding
TERRORIST 5:38a.m: Why do I picture you sighing and saying
that with a british accent while pinching the bridge of your
nose?
TERRORIST 5:39a.m: Is that weird

Moody-_- 5:40a.m: Everything you’ve ever texted me is weird

Moody-_- 5:41a.m: EVERYTHING.

TERRORIST 5:42a.m: Yup

TERRORIST 5:42a.m: That’s it
TERRORIST 5:43a.m: You’re some posh britishperson in my head
TERRORIST 5:44a.m: If you dont tell m eanything about you
TERRORIST 5:44a.m: Then my head will go crazy with the idea of
you

Moody-_- 5:49a.m: I’d rather you have only an idea of me

Moody-_- 5:50a.m: Cause I’m sad to say you’d find the real me
disappointing

TERRORIST 5:51a.m: Tbh

TERRORIST 5:51a.m: Your the most interesting personI know
TERRORIST 5:51a.m: And the smartest person I know
TERRORIST 5:52a.m: Also in your own weird way the nicest
TERRORIST 5:53a.m: Cause wen your not insulting me you
actually give pretty good advise

Moody-_- 5:54a.m: You’re

TERRORIST 5:59a.m: I GAVE YOU THREE COMPLEMENTS AND

ALL YOU CAN SAY IS YOURE!!!!

Moody-_- 6:00a.m: No, you’re

Moody-_- 6:00a.m: And I just don’t really know what to say
Moody-_- 6:01a.m: I’m not used to being on the receiving end of
compliments

TERRORIST 6:01a.m: Rilly?

TERRORIST 6:01a.m: Theres loads of good things about you
TERRORIST 6:02a.m: I think most peple just dont stick around
long enough to see em
TERRORIST 6:02a.m: Or you scare them away before they get a
chance
TERRORIST 6:03a.m: You should work on being a little nicer

Moody-_- 6:04a.m: Why should I change myself for other people?

Moody-_- 6:04a.m: Isn’t that what everyone tells you NOT to do?

TERRORIST 6:05a.m: Idk…

TERRORIST 6:05.m: I just kinda get the feeling like the mean
version of you is like a cover up
TERRORIST 6:06a.m: Cause ive seen the nicer version

Moody-_- 6:14a.m: You don’t know me.

Moody-_- 6:14a.m: Stop acting like you do.

TERRORIST 6:15a.m: Sorry

TERRORIST 6:15a.m: Guess I went too far
TERRORIST 6:21a.m: So what are yuo doing a tschool
TERRORIST 6:21a.m: Your in school right?

Moody-_- 6:22a.m: Why else would I have classes?

TERRORIST 6:23a.m: Dont anser my question with a question

TERRORIST 6:23a.m: tell me what school you go to
TERRORIST 623a.m: And what youre studying
TERRORIST 6:24a.m: You can at least tell me that
Moody-_- 6:25a.m: Highgate
Moody-_- 6:25a.m: I’m an English major

TERRORIST 6:26a.m: OMG

TERRORIST 6:26a.m: That expleins ALOT
TERRORIST 626p.m: I heard that place is fancy
TERRORIST 6:27a.m: And expensive
TERRORIST 6:27a.m: Are you seriusly british?
TERRORIST 6:27a.m: Or is that just my mind

Moody-_- 6:28a.m: I think I’ll leave that as a mystery

Moody-_- 6:28a.m: What do you do?

TERRORIST 6:29a.m: Well…..

TERRORIST 6:29a.m: I major in graphic design
TERRORIST 6:30a.m: But i’d rather not say whereI go to school

Moody-_- 6:31a.m: *the whole earth gasps*

Moody-_- 6:31a.m: Are you keeping something from me?
Moody-_- 6:31a.m: Clearly I’ve taught you well
Moody-_- 6:32a.m: Why the sudden secrecy?

TERRORIST 6:32a.m: Your keeping so much from me

TERRORIST 6:32a.m: You shouldnt mind this one thing

Moody-_- 6:33a.m: Fair enough

Moody-_- 6:33a.m: Do you enjoy it?

TERRORIST 6:33a.m: Graphic design?

Moody-_- 6:34a.m: No, medical school.

TERRORIST 6:35a.m: I thought sarcasim wasnt possible through
text
TERRORIST 6:35a.m: But it seems ive been proven wrong
TERRORIST 6:36a.m: I can practically hear your posh sarcastic
british voice saying it

Moody-_- 6:37a.m: You’re a total idiot

TERRORIST 6:37a.m: Coming from you

TERRORIST 6:37a.m: Idiot is a term of endearment

Moody-_- 6:38a.m: Excuse me?

Moody-_- 6:38a.m: ENDEARMENT?
Moody-_- 6:38a.m: It’s supposed to be an INSULT

TERRORIST 6:38a.m: Yes

TERRORIST 6:39a.m: Enderment
TERRORIST 6:40a.m: And yes
TERRORIST 6:40a.m: I enjoy Graphic design

Moody-_- 6:40a.m: What’s it like?

Moody-_- 6:40a.m: Do you just draw stuff all day?

TERRORIST 6:40a.m: Theres alot more to it than most people

think
TERRORIST 6:41a.m: And we do our drawings on computers
TERRORIST 6:41a.m: Were hightech like that
TERRORIST 6:42a.m: Im not even gonna ask about the horrorrs of
being an english major
TERRORIST 6:42a.m: SO MAN YWORDS

Moody-_- 6:43a.m: Words are useful

Moody-_- 6:43a.m: How else would human beings express
themselves?

TERRORIST 6:43a.m: ART

TERRORIST 6:44a.m: lines and colors can do a whole lot more th
an words
TERRORIST 6:44a.m: But I dont want to argyou about it cause I
know Ill lose

Moody-_- 6:45a.m: If you can’t spell argue then you definately

won’t win an argument about words
Moody-_- 6:45a.m: You’d need basic speling and grammar skills
to do that

TERRORIST 6:46a.m: So how about another harmless question

instead…

Moody-_- 6:46a.m: You’ll ask wether or not I say yes

TERRORIST 6:47a.m: Hehehe

TERRORIST 6:47a.m: So whats your favirit book?
TERRORIST 6:48a.m: You mustve red tons since youre an evile
wordlover

Moody-_- 6:49a.m: The kite runner by Khaleed Hosseini

TERRORIST 6:50a.m: I listened to the audio book

TERRORIST 6:50a.m: ButI thought it was so sad

Moody-_- 5:51a.m: I found it relatable

TERRORIST 6:51a.m: …..

TERRORIST 6:51a.m: *eyebrow raised*
Moody-_- 6:52a.m: It’s about redemption
Moody-_- 6:52a.m: How no matter how bad the mistakes you’ve
made are
Moody-_- 6:53a.m: A true friend will look past it and see that you
still care

TERRORIST 6:53a.m: Did that happen to you?

TERRORIST 6:53a.m: losing a friend because of a mmistake?

Moody-_- 6:54a.m: Not necessarily

Moody-_- 6:54a.m: I have a class

TERRORIST 6:54a.m: ITS SIXAM

[Wednesday 26/3/20] I forget

Moody-_- 12:21p.m: Class went terribly
Moody-_- 2:21p.m: Please say something stupid

TERRORIST 12:29p.m: 1 YOU TEXTED ME FIRST OMG WE NEED

TO HAVE AN ONLINE PARTY
TERRORIST 12:29p.m: 2 What class?

Moody-_- 12:30p.m: 1. I’m annoyed and stressed out, forgive me

for being HUMAN
Moody-_- 12:30p.m: 2. English lit

TERRORIST 12:30p.m: Geez youre really living up to your name

TERRORIST 12:31p.m: Of course youre stressed out ITS ALL
THOSE WORDS
TERRORIST 12:31p.m: I don’t see the point of literature
TERRORIST 12:32p.m: Or reading
TERRORIST 12:32p.m: AUDIOBOOKS RULE

Moody-_- 12:32p.m: Is Grumpy supposed to be my name?

Moody-_- 12:33p.m: And there’d be no audiobooks if no one
could read dimwit

TERRORIST 12:33p.m: I CHOOSE TO IGNORE YOUR LATEST TEXT

TERRORIST 12:33p.m: Your new names Moody
TERRORIST 12:34p.m: Btw
TERRORIST 12:34p.m: Whata m I called on your phone?

Moody-_- 12:34p.m: What you are

TERRORIST 12:34p.m: Idiot?

Moody-_- 12:35p.m: You’re not an idiot

TERRORIST 12:35p.m: Then wjat am I?

Mood-_- 12:35p.m: A TERRORIST

TERRORIST 12:35p.m: Riiiight

TERRORIST 12:36p.m: Because you’d totally go talk to a terrorist if
you were upset
TERRORIST 12:36p.m: CHANGE IT

Moody-_- 12:36p.m: Alright

Moody-_- 12:36p.m: If you insist
( Moody-_- saved TERRORIST as STRANGER )

Moody-_- 12:37p.m:{ Screenshot of chat }

STRANGER 12:38p.m: YOUR INCORRIGIBLE

Moody-_- 12:38p.m: That’s a big word for you

STRANGER 12:38p.m: I know things

STRANGER 12:39p.m: And I guess youre right
STRANGER 12:39p.m: We are strangers
STRANGER 12:40p.m: How about we exchange middle names???
STRANGER 12:40p.m: Pretty please?

Moody-_- 12:41p.m: No

STRANGER 12:41p.m: Why??????????

Moody-_- 12:41p.m: Just NO

STRANGER 12:41p.m: Whatever

STRANGER 12:41p.m: I’ll tell you mine
STRANGER 12:41p.m: Phaelan
STRANGER 12:42p.m: I know its weird

Moody-_- 12:43p.m: It’s not weird

Moody-_- 12:43p.m: It sounds regal

STRANGER 12:44p.m: I think someone’s said that to me

STRANGER 12:44p.m: But I forget

Moody-_- 12:44p.m: I hate to sound cliche

Moody-_- 12:45p.m: But you’d lose your head if it wasn’t on your
neck

STRANGER 12:46p.m: Well...

STRANGER 12:46p.m: My memrys been poop ever since I lost my
memory in an accident when I was younger
STRANGER 12:47p.m: Like I sometimes remember little bits of my
past at random times
STRANGER 12:47p.m: But I can’t get the whole thing
STRANGER 12:49p.m: You there?
STRANGER 12:57p.m: Hello?
STRANGER 12:58p.m: *sigh*
STRANGER 12:58p.m: I guess I scared you then
STRANGER 12:58p.m: I shouldve kept kept quiet
STRANGER 12:59p.m: Ugggggh
STRANGER 1:12p.m: Is it someting I said?
STRANGER 1:12p.m: I Know youre seeing my texts
STRANGER 1:13p.m: JFC just tell me ffs!

Moody-_- 1:15p.m: How does it work?

STRANGER 1:16p.m: FINALLY!

STRANGER 1:16p.m: I’m not dory before you ask
STRANGER 1:16p.m: EVERYONE ASKS
STRANGER 1:17p.m: I just don’t remember anything from when I
was a kid
STRANGER 1:17p.m: Well actually my doctor says the memories
are there but I just can’t access them
STRANGER 1:18p.m: It’s called retrograde amnesia
STRANGER 1:18p.m: But I visit a psychologist once a month
STRANGER 1:18p.m: So I’m fine most of the time

Moody-_- 1:20pm: What happened?

STRANGER 1:21pm: According to what ive been told
STRANGER 1:21p.m: I was in a car acident when I was thirteen
STRANGER 1:22p.m: My parents died
STRANGER 1:22p.m: I hit my head and lost my memory

Moody-_- 1:23p.m: So you dont remember anything from your

childhood

STRANGER 1:24p.m: YES I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS

STRANGER 1:24p.m: I get little flashes of memory sometimes
STRANGER 1:24p.m: But thats it
STRANGER 1:25p.m: It’s like I’m trying to watch a movie
STRANGER 1:25p.m: But all I can see is random scenes
STRANGER 1:26p.m: And theyre not in the right order
STRANGER 2:31p.m: U ther?
STRANGER 2:32p.m: I guess you have class or sm

[Thursday 27/3/20] You deserve better

STRANGER 12:05p.m: Grumps?
STRANGER 1:12p.m: I’m sorry, whatever it is
STRANGER 1:13p.m: I’m to lazy to read through the tects and try
to find out
STRANGER 2:27p.m: I know youve seen this
STRANGER 2:28p.m: Please answer me
STRANGER 2:30p.m: I want us to be friends but it can’t work if you
keep doing this
Moody-_- 2:31p.m: Draft { It’ll never work }
Moody-_- 2:32p.m: Draft { I did this to you }
Moody-_- 2:33p.m: Draft { You could never forgive me }
Moody-_- 2:38p.m: Draft { I could never let you forgive me }
Moody-_- 2:40p.m: Draft { You deserve better }
Moody-_- 2:45p.m: Draft { You’ll never understand }
Moody-_- 2:51p.m: Draft { You’ll never remember }
Moody-_- 3:00p.m: Draft { It’s all my fault }

[Friday 28/3/20] If only you knew

Moody-_- 7:02a.m: Draft { I don’t know why I’m doing this to
myself }
Moody-_- 7:03p.m: Draft { I don’t know why I’m doing this to you }
Moody-_- 7:11a.m: Draft { if only you knew }
Moody-_- 7:23a.m: Draft { If only I could tell you}
Moody-_- 7:24a.m: Draft { Maybe you’d hate me }
Moody-_- 7:31a.m: Draft { At least I’d deserve it }
Moody-_- 7:35a.m: Draft { Maybe it’s better this way }

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STRANGER 1:21p.m: What wil it take to make you talk to me

STRANGER 1:22p.m: Cause I’m seriously getting lonely
STRANGER 1:23p.m: Grumpy?
STRANGER 1:23p.m: I miss you
STRANGER 2:24p.m: like
STRANGER 2:24p.m: A lot
STRANGER 3:02p.m: Don’t tell me your not talking to me cause of
my memory loss or sm
STRANGER 3:03p.m: It scares some people off
STRANGER 3:04p.m: Like, they think its pointless to try too get to
know me
STRANGER 3:04p.m: Cause they think ill just forget them
STRANGER 3:04p.m: Which is dum
STRANGER 3:04p.m: DUMB
STRANGER 3:05p.m: I dont have SHORT TERM memory loss
STRANGER 3:05p.m: Its not true
STRANGER 3:05p.m: Grumps?
STRANGER 3:13p.m: I’m starting to miss you

[Saturday 29/3/20] Say something

STRANGER 9:03a.m: Ahoya!
STRANGER 9:04a.m: You see what I did there?....
STRANGER 9:04a.m: Aloha and ahoy?
STRANGER 9:04a.m: I guess you’re still ignoring me then
STRANGER 9:05a.m: *sigh*

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STRANGER 11:21a.m: I’ve just downloaded an app

STRANGER 11:21a.m: It corrects my spelling for me
STRANGER 11:21a.m: It reminds me of you
STRANGER 11:22a.m: If I type a word wrong the word flashes red
and it corrects it for me

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STRANGER 1:12p.m: I uniinstalled the app

STRANGER 1:12p.m: It wont let me type abbreviations
STRANGER 1:13p.m: Which is really annoying cause I use them a
lot

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STRANGER 4:51p.m: I really miss you

STRANGER 4:51p.m: I wish youd listen to me
STRANGER 4:51p.m: I guess you dont care
STRANGER 4:52p.m: If you cared youd actualy say something
STRANGER 6:09p.m: I hope youre not dead

[Sunday 30/3/20] Talk to me

STRANGER 8:28p.m: So I figur eif I bother you enough youll have
to respond to tell me to stop
STRANGER 8:28p.m: Now youre not even looking at my messeges
STRANGER 8:28p.m: Or are you….
STRANGER 8:29p.m: I heard ther was some seting you could
change to make it so I don’t know whwn youve seen my texts
STRANGER 8:36p.m: GRUMPY
STRANGER 8:36p.m: UGHHHHHHHHHH
STRANGER 8:37p.m: I’m seriously tired of this
STRANGER 8:43p.m: WOULD YOU JUST SWALLOW YOUR HONOR
OR WHATEVER THE SAYING IS AND JUST TALK TO ME!

[Monday 31/3/20] Forget me

STRANGER 12:19a.m: At least tell me whats wrong
STRANGER 12:19a.m: Im starting to concider the fact that you
mightve died or sm
STRANGER 12:20a.m: Or maybe youre in the hospitol for some
reason
STRANGER 12:21a.m: Oh poop
STRANGER 12:21a.m: Did you get the virus?
STRANGER 12:22a.m: Now I’m worrying about you
STRANGER 12:22a.m: And you’re mad at me for something I don’t
even know
STRANGER 12:22a.m: So really whats the point
STRANGER 12:48a.m: Grumpy
STRANGER 12:48a.m: Come back
STRANGER 12:52a.m: please

Moody-_- 1:06a.m: Draft { Stop worrying about me }

Moody-_- 1:06a.m: Draft { I’m not worth it }
Moody-_- 1:06a.m: Draft { I need you to forget me }
[Tuesday 1/4/20] The one to remind you
Moody-_- 7:08a.m: I’m alive
Moody-_- 7:08a.m: Stop caring

STRANGER 7:10a.m: GRUMPY!

STRANGER 7:10a.m: Where you kidnapped?
STRANGER 7:10a.m: Or sick?
STRANGER 7:11a.m: And what do you mean stop caring?

Moody-_- 7:12a.m: Stop texting me

STRANGER 7:13a.m: Just tell me why!!!

STRANGER 7:13a.m: Is it the memory thing
STRANGER 7:14a.m: itd be nice to know

Moody-_- 7:15a.m: Trust me

Moody-_- 7:15a.m: You don’t want to know

STRANGER 7:16a.m: Yes I do!

Moody-_- 7:16a.m: Possibly

Moody-_- 7:16a.m: But you don’t remember
Moody-_- 7:16a.m: And I won't be the one to remind you

STRANGER 7:17a.m: Im confused

STRANGER 7:17a.m: We used to now each other?
Moody-_- 7:18a.m: It’s my fault
Moody-_- 7:18a.m: All of it

(Moody-_- Blocked your messages )

STRANGER 7:19a.m: Unable to send { What!? }

STRANGER 7:19a.m: Unable to send { What do you mean? }
STRANGER 7:19a.m: Unable to send { Grumpy? }
STRANGER 7:20a.m: Unable to send { I don’t understand }

[Wednesday 2/4/20] Please

STRANGER 3:15a.m: Unable to send { I thought we were friends }
STRANGER 3:16a.m: Unable to send { Just tell me whats wrong }
STRANGER 3:17a.m: Unable to send { Please }

End of back and forth

Part two: In between