SMS Debate 2010 1

Mason Owen

A. <insert Plan popular w/ Tea Party/ Conservatives card>

B. Chuck Norris supports the Tea Party Conservative group

chasingevil.org, TEA PARTY, NRA GET BOOSTS FROM CHUCK NORRIS, Sunday, September 05, 2010
Norris, this election cycle, has also backed the tea party movement to the hilt. In January, he and his wife, Gena,
each contributed the legal maximum  of $5,000 to the Tea Party Express’ political action committee . Notably,
on the group’s report to the Federal Election Commission detailing these contributions, Norris’ occupation is
listed as “Chuck Norris/Entertainer/Actor” -- because, well, Chuck Norris is not just a man, it’s a full-time
job.

Chuck Norris is key to solving Terrorism

Chucknorrisfacts.com, no date
Osama Bin Laden went into hiding because of Chuck Norris

Appeasement of Chuck Norris is the only way to avoid global extinction

Chucknorrisfacts.com, no date
The only thing able to withstand Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is his own beard. Yes, he's tried it.

We’ve seen the impacts before, the claim is realistic.

Chucknorrisfacts.com, no date
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant
meteor.

Framework:
You should accept all of our evidence as fact because it comes from chucknorrisFACTS.com as
opposed to chucknorrisJOKES.com

Chuck Norris has no chin… just another fist under his beard