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1. He kept telling himself that one day it would all

somehow make sense.
2. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference
between Pepsi and Coke.
3. He created a pig burger out of beef.
4. He took one look at what was under the table and
noped the hell out of there.
5. He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
6. It isn't true that my mattress is made of cotton
candy.
7. Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not
noisy.
8. I was very proud of my nickname throughout high
school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my
nickname was.
9. We should play with legos at camp.
10. My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out
of noodles.
11. I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me
to.
12. Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
13. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a
matter of time.
14. She folded her handkerchief neatly.
15. Peanuts don't grow on trees, but cashews do.
16. Green should have smelled more tranquil, but
somehow it just tasted rotten.
17. The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into
focus just as I heard a loud snap.
 18. One small action would change her life, but
whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be
determined.
19. It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide
all the way to the deepest depths.
20. It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
21. He barked orders at his daughters but they just
stared back with amusement.
22. Two more days and all his problems would be
solved.
23. When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes
past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
24. He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost
three days.
25. I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs
sympathy and all that, but I hate people.
26. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her
longing.
27. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still
enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow.
28. Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
29. The group quickly understood that toxic waste was
the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.
30. Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make
an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life
isn’t so bad after all.
31. It's much more difficult to play tennis with a
bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
32. It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.
33. The llama couldn't resist trying the lemonade.
34. She did a happy dance because all of the socks
from the dryer matched.
 35. It's never comforting to know that your fate
depends on something as unpredictable as the popping
of corn.
36. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
37. Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
38. She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink
house.
39. When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on
my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
40. Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.
41. I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to
drive.
42. The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
43. The father handed each child a roadmap at the
beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so
they could find their way home.
44. She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.
45. Situps are a terrible way to end your day.
46. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
47. I was offended by the suggestion that my baby
brother was a jewel thief.
48. She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream
into her mouth while taking a bath.
49. He liked to play with words in the bathtub.
50. While on the first date he accidentally hit his head
on the beam.
51. It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand

on your hands.
52. He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.

53. I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.

54. Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.

 55. Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of
Cheerios.
56. If my calculator had a history, it would be more

embarrassing than my browser history.

57. Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or

brush her nails.

58. Two seats were vacant.

59. Three generations with six decades of life

experience.
60. Each person who knows you has a different

perception of who you are.

61. Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some

people.
62. He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out

surprisingly well.
63. It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil

gaze of the sun.

64. I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but

he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.

65. The external scars tell only part of the story.

66. Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to

think about her past.

67. The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a

chalkboard.
68. They desperately needed another drummer since

the current one only knew how to play bongos.

69. He excelled at firing people nicely.

70. As the years pass by, we all know owners look

more and more like their dogs.

71. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a

matter of time.
 72. Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated
them.
73. Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.

74. The overpass went under the highway and into a

secret world.
75. Plans for this weekend include turning wine into

water.
76. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and

lived to tell the tale.

77. Waffles are always better without fire ants and

fleas.
78. Shingle color was not something the couple had

ever talked about.

79. That is an appealing treasure map that I can't read.

80. She was only made the society president because

she can whistle with her toes.

81. Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.

82. You should never take advice from someone who

thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint.

83. The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by

cigarette smoke.
84. He decided that the time had come to be stronger

than any of the excuses he'd used until then.

85. Too many prisons have become early coffins.

86. The urgent care center was flooded with patients

after the news of a new deadly virus was made

public.
87. This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float

smells.
88. Please put on these earmuffs because I can't you

hear.
89. He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
 90. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a
highway to hell explains life well.
91. The small white buoys marked the location of

hundreds of crab pots.

92. She finally understood that grief was her love with

no place for it to go.

93. The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that

eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.

94. In that instant, everything changed.

95. The book is in front of the table.

96. When confronted with a rotary dial phone the

teenager was perplexed.

97. She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least,

that was her reason for not having time to join us.
98. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.

99. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s

bag of food.
100. She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the
museum but all she could think is that her five-
year-old could do better.